/metal/

more like ITRN but good?

@89565728
>he says as he makes his 10th thread about the new meme album

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you know it baby

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The other thread has 2x as many posters.

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why don't you guys talk about glam anymore

>king jizzard good

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>The other thread has 2x as many posters.

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this disturbs the tourist
this offends the outsider
this perplexes the passenger
this wounds the wayfarer
this harasses the hitchhiker
this confuses the commuter
this exasperates the excursionist
this irritates the itinerant
this envenoms the venturer
this enrages the expeditionist
this vexes the vacationist
this worries the wanderer
this distresses the drifter
this perturbs the pilgrim
this startles the sightseer
this stresses the stranger
this nags the newcomer
this rattles the rover
this troubles the traveler
this torments the transmigrant
this galls the guest

The only glam I listen to is W.A.S.P. if that even counts

givin it a shot thanks frend

/metal/ historian here
Glamposting got killed by touristposting back in the summer of 2017, this very image arguably being the nail in the coffin.

ERADICATION OF
EARTH'S POPULATION LOVES
POLARIS

lemme get uhhhhh raw bm

based

They also made another album this year under a different band name
It's black/thrash instead of death/thrash
youtube.com/watch?v=mzmwsVn5wXE

>Metal and Hell instead of 666

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imagine actually being a purist autist
you're the same fags that made black metal general because you couldn't handle different tastes in your threads

why are they so yelly

/nbbmn/ is the epitome of tourism, literally Yea Forums plebs taking a month long vacation in a locale where they try to go native but end up embarrassing themselves; problem is, like idiotic boomer grandparents wearing Hawaiian shirts and drinking dollar store wine coolers, they just don't give a fuck and indulge themselves by antagonizing the locals with their shit-tier knowledge of the culture and mispronouncing names

Katharsis and pic related
god forbid someone makes another thread besides the one about the meme of the month album

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Metal Sucks

dot com

youtube.com/watch?v=9hcBMAFkwSA
youtube.com/watch?v=-u7ZH8Jqt3E
youtube.com/watch?v=Wyd7aPVzi2c&t=15s

based

It always devolves into Yea Forumsmale communists whining about NSBM as well. It's fucking embarrassing

GENERATION X
PARTY UGH BLEG
SEX
UNTUSH EL EY LEG
SEX
LIIIIIFESTYYYYYYLE

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>L I F E S T Y L E
>I
>F
>E
>S
>T
>Y
>L
>E

HIP

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Von's Satanic Blood might be the biggest tourist filter of all. It single-handedly expossed the entire review community on the Metal Archives as total hacks.

>tfw you listen to Prototype so much ironically that you start to unironically enjoy it
is... is this patriciandom?

You want some REAL tourist filters? Listen to the new Possessed album

Superbug is the best song on ITRN.

nokturnal mortum sucks ass and is definitely not a tourist filter but goatpenis is based so whatever i guess

>t. not part of the hyperborean aryan-slavic super race

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Prototype is a gigantic tourist filter
>OOHHHH BABY AAAHHHH BABY LECK MICH AM ARSCH

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Give some bagpipe metal recommandation (no eluveitie, skiltron or grave digger)

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Nokturnal Munchum

Fuck, meant to reply to

>t. never played donkey kong country as a child so has no gay sentimental feelings when the synth lines directly plagiarize it

The bagpipe is the worst instrument ever invented though

Neurosis use bagpipes on Through Silver in Blood and on a Sun That Never Sets

Von and Beherit are bands beyond the reach of all tourists, poseurs and casuals

The numale will never be able into "AAAHHHHH THE SATAN" or "SPINNING IN REVERSE, AUTISTIC BLOOD". Von and Beherit are as raw as raw can get.

youtube.com/watch?v=9j-vokr22v4

Unfortunately Von has been turned into a cashgrab for kvltists and trveists

Anyone remember that Von tribute album? Shit was weird

youtube.com/watch?v=A0TSDDDwv6A
melodeath rocks

I have no what the fuck they are trying to do now honestly. Their Bandcamp page is embarrassing to look at and you can't find their new music anywhere else. I'm farily certain there only one member left as well and all the other ones presumably got tired with his shit.

i need some symphonic metal

>Bandcamp page
Yeah that's exactly what I was getting at, their best shit (the old stuff) is behind a subscription wall, you can't even buy the standalone demo if you want to
Regarding what you said at the end:
>According to the book "Black Metal - Evolution of the Cult" (2013) by Dayal Patterson, Von was initially formed on the island of O'ahu, Hawaii but later relocated to San Francisco, California. The idea came from Shawn Calizo.

>After almost two decades of inactivity, Calizo and Venien reformed Von in 2010. Calizo quit shortly after, leaving Venien as the sole leader of the band. Venien established Von Records and vVurMzflessshhh Publishing to deal with all Von-related activities.
The Venien guy didn't even take part in their Satanic Blood demo
Calizo's project Von Goat is the true Von now metal-archives.com/bands/Von_Goat/3540312615

riseofvon.bandcamp.com/merch
Why the fuck is he only selling posters and shit?

>those reviews
wtf I thought m-a were posers

/meal/ in a nutshell

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Why would you want that? Mixing metala and symhoning 9 times out of 10 leads to reddit-tier results. I guess there are some good examples of it though
youtube.com/watch?v=XIORiAIiZhc
youtube.com/watch?v=hb9OFWBQqWM
youtube.com/watch?v=fDjuoWZve5Q

>The Venien guy didn't even take part in their Satanic Blood demo
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. The guy that is not trying to capitalize on the fame Von generated with one demo in 1992 didn't even preform on said demo?

>vVurMzflessshhh Publishing
I had to google that to make sure you weren't making it up. That Veinen guy is a literal retard. His company's official named is spelled in the same way as an MLG Xbox acount from 2012.

Better yet, why the fuck are all the album covers on his bandcamp encased in Ipads?

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>USBM

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Yeah. Goat Horns is their best album but also some of the most accessible black metal ever. Not sure how it's a filter. Now, 'To the Gates...' is a filter.

Extremely accurate. At least it was for the last 10 times a pseudometal album got a big score from some arbiter of shit like p4k, thereby flooding the general with Yea Forumsdrones.

GHOULS

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What's some good music for blacks?

NSBM

>he can't into Von
>he's calling others tourists

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>never listened to black funeral
t.ourist

>Haven't self harmed in over a year
Metal for this feel?

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nigga supremacy black metal?

Pewdiepie likes deathhaven

>There's a new Beastwars album out of nowhere
I hope it's better than TDoAT

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>Self harm is addictive fag
>Listens to Metal, the anime of music
Checks out, relapse now

Black Metal made by adept occultists is fucking top tier

I'm on a big swedeath binge right now. went through God Macabre, Vomitory, Grotesque, Sarcasm. never really liked Entombed and only enjoyed some of Dismember though

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Shining

Pewdiepie is a motherfucking retard who panders to lowest common denominator audience, no fucking surprises

yes check it out dawgie shit go hard

youtu.be/fMvdSg_tggw

Ahahahah DSBM ahahaha didn't expect that one hahahahah heheh that's really good one mate

just discovered agalloch - ashes against the grain. pretty good tbqh. nice & comfy.

>MUH STREAMER LIKES [BAND]!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=VUBz6WZIyqA

Uplifting Power Metal

youtube.com/watch?v=yTQCeZ5GK84
I WILL NEVER PUT MY SWORD DOWN
I WILL NEVER RUN AWAY
try Desultory next

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>BM

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>He has especially strong words for Metallica, whom he criticizes for frontman James Hetfield’s interest in hunting. And though other members of the group have paid tribute to Celtic Frost, he hasn’t given them a warm reception. Warrior was incensed earlier this year when Metallica’s Kirk Hammett and Robert Trujillo covered Celtic Frost’s “The Usurper” at a Swiss concert. “They butchered it, and it was humiliating,” he says. “Why don’t they leave their millionaire fingers off it? They’ve long lost the ability to play true metal in my opinion. Maybe I should go onstage and do a really miserable version of [Metallica’s] ‘Hit the Lights’ with, like, 200 mistakes to set the balance.”

>But it’s Hetfield who gets most of Warrior’s ire. “This is completely personal, and I know probably the majority of your readers will not share this feeling, but even if they had done a fantastic job, I could puke all over it because I don’t support people who go hunting bears for a hobby,” he says. “I cannot respect a person like that, even if it’s a genius musician.”

what the fuck is his problem?

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/ourguy/

>Desultory
already did, based taste. my absolute favorite

Pewdiepie is a baller

he is bitter that hip hop jugend and appolyon sun didn't catch on and make him a million dollars

>I don’t support people who go hunting bears for a hobby
bear good

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my favourite death metal guitarist is Allen Chris

HIP

>USBM, aside from Von and Black Funeral, is ba-

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>muh ancestors

Only actual important USBM bands are Xasthur and Absu

pretty sure Tom G Warrior doesn't even shoot bears, he ooughs and bear dies

Marrow of the Spirit is the superior album.

t.ourist

t.

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Black metal sucks regardless of country.

Yeah he's a vegan, it's mentioned in the same interview.

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i don't get it

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fancy urinal you got there

>Xasperg
Almost entirely shit
>Absu
Hardly black meal

toilet album for s()ibois

>Absu
>bullied a tranny out of their band
absolutely fucking based

Say what you want about the music but that's a great cover.

how to make fart 101

youtube.com/watch?v=xtUh1QHJGP0

see

Holy fug. I thought Tom was being a curmudgeon but that is truly embarrassing.

Just how based can Tom G Warrior possibly get?

He’s based and entirely correct Metallica is trash live and James is a pompous asshole. I saw metallica in march and saw Hellhammer at Wacken. Tom has still got it, metallica doesn’t.

hopefully he does do a shitty metallica cover for keks.

>Hellhammer at Wacken
I remember reading that Tom G. Warrior declined 120k for a previous offer of playing at Wacken

It wasn’t technically hellhammer, it was triumph of death plays hellhammer, but it was tom warrior playing hellhammer so it’s hellhammer.

Could play st anger perfectly and it would still be trash. Metallica has at least 3 albums of majority garbage. Just don’t fuck up ride the lightning

is it me or Tom G looks like he's pretty hard to get along with? I saw one interview where he was kinda angry all the time

pugs do lead pretty miserable lives

He seems very introverted. Had a shitty childhood too.

>people itt dissing tom G warrior
Shame on all of you. He is a fucking god in human flesh. OUGH

Nothing, James is a cock and metallica is washed up. At least Slayer knew when to quit

Absu are sick. I've seen them live a couple of times.

HIP
I
P

so are all you pricks but i still come here all the time

I'm not dissing him, but thinking in black and white is for children. of course he's a great musician, but many musicians have lots of quirks or downright shitty personas. Tom G is ok, he simply seems like he's not very open to people

being 56 and still hating metallica is 100% cringe. he's clearly still mad they made money and he didn't. worse than mustaine

you sound like a nigger, go listen to nigger shit

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stupid satanic metalheads

ure mom

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is it gay for a thug to fart on another thug?

im a metalcore chad sorry

i'm not satanic because satanism presupposes the existence of supernatural beings

youtube.com/watch?v=YzwZ6RROFZ4

MILKIES MOMMY

ur a cumdungeon

is this the back alley version of otep?

i wnat to spoil her engine aka i want to fuck her

tfw she is probably fucking a chad like this, and you look like a bitch

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ok but what does her brap engine smell like?

How am i supposed to know what those albums are if it don't have any logo or title lisible
Like what's the one with the guy holding a sword high, or the one with a big red face

There's nothing chad about balding, user.

it means you are already filtered and you should not bother

she has a nice tit :o

GOD LOOKED DOWN FROM HEAVEN

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youtube.com/watch?v=zgV2AZ_2jWg
/metal/, is this metal?

barely

>tourist filter
>no sungazer

>Yes, may I please order 500 copies of Altars of Madness on red vinyl? Thank you

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Too late I already started, my goal is to complete this chart and to be a part of the patricians

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How the fuck do I learn how to do death metal vocals? I've been trying for a week and all I got was to make my throat itchy
I must've watched 20 tutorials so far and I still didn't see any progress

>may I please have 10 sunbather on all formats? yeah I just need back up copies because I wore out the other ones from too much listening . thanks

t. chad

>hi, can I please have one of those toothbrushes that plays music when you brush your teeth? the band? oh, Liturgy please.

Why yes, I do believe black thrash is the ultimate distillation and the purest essence of what metal is, how could you tell?

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Post right wing bands (no NSBM trash)

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please respond

>uhh no thanks I hate raw BM. Sorry but your store just doesn't have anything good. Anyways, my gf says I have to go buy an xxl cocksleeve from another store so I gotta go

Why are almost all slipknot fans white trash? I don’t get it. People are like throwing fists in the pit. Fucking dumbasses. Glad Behemoth fucking played at least.

why yes I listen to Iowa on occasion when I work out, how did you know?

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maybe you just can't do it

I actually don’t mind slipknot, but goddamn, their fanbase is disgusting.

thinks on new Devourment?

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Slipknot was one of my favourite bands when I was 13. I'm one of those people who never stops liking music I liked as a kid. I'm proud of everything I liked, and slipknot is nostalgic for me
Hate when people say ''lol my music taste was so cringe when I was a kid! but now I'm totally a cool metal dude!'' It's like no nigger, you're just a fake trying to fit in and probably still secretly have the same taste in music you alway did, you just want to be accepted
Only reason I don't listen to slipknot much anymore is because I found music that resonated with me more, but I'll still always like slipknot

I haven’t heard of them, but it says they’re slam. Are they anything like dying fetus or am I way off?

Like I said, I don’t particularly mind them and they’re probably one of the better nu metal bands, but why are their fans so violent and trashy?

never listening

thoughts on these guys?

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the better version of Megadeth

They’re a 7/10-8/10 thrash band. Pretty good overall and worth a listen

I don't know. I don't feel strongly about people being violent in the pit. I'm a violent person to so...
I wouldn't attack an innocent and suspecting person but wouldn't mind fighting someone that wanted to fight at a show

i liked avenge seven fold when i was 11 but when i go back i cringe, is this just some advanced social engineering deeply rooted in my subconscious or can you just not grow up

Yeah but that’s more hardcore shit to throw fists, crowdkillers are faggots.

sucks, like all german thrash

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>german

I guess it depends but I don't see why people wouldn't look back fondly of who they were as a child

>german

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fear of tomorrow is their best and only good release

>tfw I still listen to avenged sevenfold frequently

By Inheritance is the best regular thrash album ever made

denmark, germany, who cares, literally same country, all one country

“They butchered it, and it was humiliating. Why don’t they leave their millionaire fingers off it? They’ve long lost the ability to play true metal in my opinion. Maybe I should go onstage and do a really miserable version of [Metallica’s] ‘Hit the Lights’ with, like, 200 mistakes to set the balance.”

Tom G Warrior on Metallica covering his work.

same

youtube.com/watch?v=MjwttGizNEs

Why aren't Slipknot on MA? What do the trannies there have against it?

Based
Waking The Fallen is the superior album though

Probably because nu metal has rap elements. Body Count isn’t either and despite having a rapper as lead singer, their first album is straight thrash. The site is by canadians so go figure.

He’s entirely correct, they probably have not practiced to play it and Metallica has seen criticism for years for making loads of mistakes live.

absolutely based

>LORD
>HAVE MERCY UPON ME

any chicago anons going to bell witch and neurosis tomorrow?

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thinks on this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=dPvUSqRPnP4
I don't understand how pros can be so bad at playing an easy song like that
Kirk is supposed to be able to play Battery at 150% speed since Lars can't seem to choose a tempo and he still can't play this shit on time

Because they’re not metal. They also suck

What would metallica be like today if cliff hadn’t died and never left either?

It'd be shit too, just different. People just love that faggot because he died

He genuinely was the most talented member of the band though.

what would it be like today if cliff hadn't died and never left and dave never left?

>bell witch

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Because Corey Taylor's huge neck reminds them of a phallus

Progressive lite thrash

corey taylor is a huge faggot and the only reason i can't stand slipknot

why do you think he is a faggot?

>whiny, angry midwest white guy edgelord
>gets filthy rich
>is still a whiny, angry midwest white guy edgelord
shit tier character arc ergo faggot

How come I never see Limbonic Art discussed more? Pic related is pure sex, and I wouldn't say they've ever done a 'bad' album.

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He’s cringy as fuck
>says fans who paid money must watch their show, even if they didn’t come for them
>takes peoples phones and smashes them
>says rock isn’t dead
>says that a bunch of methheads are a metal family

I could go on and on. I don’t think he’s a bad dude but he strikes me as an annoying holier than thou dude.

>there are living, real people who actually like babymetal
U N F A T H O M A B L E

>why do you think he is a faggot?

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He’s more metal than anyone here and that includes Varg (I know you post here you fucker).

"I’m not trying to bust balls, but when bands like Slipknot and shit, they fucking… say they’re going take us out and shit… It’s just one big fucking puff of air up your ass. Not that I give a fuck about opening for them, you know what I’m saying? Because I don’t. I’ll tell ya this about our band, we’ve done it our way, we’ll always do it our way and the success we’ve achieved, we’ve earned every little bit of it. We don’t compromise, we’re not about to kiss corporate America’s ass so that’s why we’re still underground, man."
"Yeah blow me. That’s what I say to you. Fucking blow me Corey Taylor and all you fags."
- Glen Benton

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>He’s more metal than anyone here and that includes Varg (I know you post here you fucker).

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I love Benton, he's such a retard, it's almost cute

literally seething

youtube.com/watch?v=AfLEN_cbBf8

Skip to 10:00

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"They’re a bunch of thirteen-year-old kids with smartphones that have nothing better to do than to go around hurting people’s feelings. I think they are the cancer of society that’s eating away at the goodness of our country and our moral integrity. They are immature and arrogant. When I was growing up, I was told if you have nothing bad to say about something don’t say it at all. If you want to go around saying rotten, horrible things about people you’ve never met then whatever. I can honestly say I don’t read reviews. I don’t read interviews. I don’t read Blabbermouth. I don’t read any of that shit. I watch Fox Channel 13 news, that’s it. If you think you are going to affect me, go fuck yourself. Because the only thing you are doing is making yourself look retarded. I’m not exposed to it and my family isn’t, either." (On internet haters)

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Deicide is also the most generic death metal there is.

Name two (2) bands like them

cute

hahahahaha get fucked niggers

that was a bit dishonest cause only a few avenged seven fold songs make me cringe but i dont revisit them often. slipknot however isnt as bad in my opinion

It's alright man

in fact i used to like them so much i put a death bat on my les paul and i cant get it off

SATAN SPAWN THE CACO-DAEMON
SATAN SPAWN THE CACO-DAEMON
SATAN SPAWN THE CACO-DAEMON

There was a thrash death band with a really ugly, long haired balding vocalist/guitarist and his guitar was all scratched by his pick
I can't recall the name of the band though, the dude kinda looked like metal gollum though

>where's all the innovation
>this isn't nearly progressive enough
>how am I supposed to listen to death metal... when it sounds like death metal?!

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have any bands out-wanked themselves to transcend above Onset of Putrefaction and Epitaph?

fox thirteens utahs broadcasting station. did this fucker come from the Mormon state

Devin Townsend?
That's probably the guy
The band is probably Strapping Young Lad

He came from New York actually
""I'll tell you a story about 'All That Is Evil'. You ever see those guys on the bicycles with the white shirts and the fucking crash helmets riding through your neighborhood banging on doors wanting to talk about Jesus? Well, I was out here in my garage working on my car. It's pitch black, right? And I've already warned these fucks, 'Stay the fuck away from my house'. So I was bent over the front of my car putting some parts on my Camaro and all of a sudden it felt like someone was breathing down my fucking neck. I turned around and there was this fucking dickhead in his crash helmet and his white shirt and tie and his backpack and he's trying to talk to me about Jesus something or other. All I know is without touching him I threw him off my property like a lunatic. 'If you ever come back here, I'll fucking shoot you, you fuck!'""

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Nope, not that balding
And the dude was uglier
And I mean reaally scratched, almost a hole in it

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>if you have nothing bad to say about something don’t say it at all
based retard

youtube.com/watch?v=LWAX12X44vg

huh, thats a weird thing to reference then but oh well

Post Benton quotes
>"This is how out of the loop I was. I met him and he kind of reminded me of Squiggy from 'Laverne and Shirley'. Because I met him when I was a kid, too, at a baseball game. I met him and I was like, 'Wow, fuckin' Squiggy.' Anyway, I meet the guy and he's carrying a mace, but it looks like he stole the table leg off his mom's kitchen table and put, like, nails through it and shit. And he was wearing this $1.99 cape that you'd buy at the dollar store during Halloween. They brought me backstage and they said, 'Uranus, or whatever, from MAYHEM is there and wants to meet you.' So I went out there and met him. And in his broken English, he said [in robotic, foreign accent] 'I did not have problem with you, but this band GORGUTS. They are not true death-metal/black-metal band.' And I was just sitting there with a big shit-eating grin on my face like, 'Yeah, that's cool, man.' And I really didn't know the importance of the guy. To me he looked like another goofball fan."

>"I tell people I’ve had something and lost something, had something and lost something. I don’t give a shit. You can’t kill me; I’m already dead. I’m a prehistoric cockroach! You might stomp on one of my legs but I will crawl under the shed, come out in a few days and bite your nuts. I’m the Madagascar cockroach, the hissing and pissing ones, the one that pukes and pisses out of its ass."

tired of listening to patrician masterclass shit, post some good dumb low brow SLAM

youtube.com/watch?v=oXb1KZq-3Ng

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Post depressing metal

youtube.com/watch?v=2kdjkgSC-A4

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If you want really low brow. Listen to pornogrind. Gut and meat shits are good choices.

Chads are not virgins

>metalcore
Dumbfuck

Why are Emperor, Death and Megadeth on this chart ? How are they "nu-male"

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If I told you, you would still be a poser.

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Because Yea Forums is retarded as per usual. Anymore questions?

Tell me

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to piss off people like you

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trolling

>says that a bunch of methheads are a metal family
Woah now buddy as a midwesterner I resent that statement, the trash over in Fresno took our meth champ title.

>how am I supposed to listen to death metal... when it sounds like boring death metal?!

Hey bros do you prefer Bathroy's self titled or the return?

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The Return for me, I love both though

>when there's dishonest riffing in your new mid-paced, bone chilling slow burn with a "say more with less" approach, dread-inducing, atmospheric, dark and eerie, hardcore influenced, cavernous, thick death metal album released on Dark Descent and 20 Buck Spin

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Self, but sign is better than either one

I love both but The Return is the ultimate BM masterpiece... total fukking atmosphere....

Finally found a man (male) shorter than me

Is there any metal band that sunk as low as Def Leppard? They started out with some good nwobhm and classic metal and then released an album some consider one of the worst ever made recently along with other dreck. Nobody else besides maybe Metallica has such highs and lows.

like dying fetus without the technical wankery

>dishonest riffing
what is this meme

anymore like this along with cranial impalement and molesting the decapitated?

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fuck yea my brotha, that dumb shit...

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>uterovaginal insertion of extirpated anomalies
metalheads are a bunch of goofballs lmao

He was actually good and most metal heads agree Metallica died with him, once he was gone Lars and James took over and sold out completely

have fun

?

it's fun

I never said it isn't, I like that kind of shit, I just said it's fucking goofy

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underrated

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Why bother posting something so low-res

The Return, but Under is their best.

I’ve never listened to a single one of these

>At least Slayer knew when to quit
Are you fucking serious? That's complete bullshit and you know it.

There gonna come back

There's nothing wrong with hunting as long as its legal.

The one with the swords called blood

How you gonna do that

top row fifth from the left?

Imagine trying to look tough while getting your fefes hurt that people hunt predatory monstrous beast who would have no quarrels killing you in a second, the. Acting like a hard ass who’d kick some ones ass. Couldn’t get more soi

that album cover looks like one of those shitty boomer shopaganda pictures with the 5g satellite burning kids' flesh away and militaristic vaccine checking stations

Most of those blow and are just a bait for suckers like you.

lol they should have quit at least 6 years ago when hanneman died

But i like ulver ):

They should have quit with Seasons.

one of these fucking pictures

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It's a tourist bait that still works, apparently.

that's why i said at least, they've been trash since the 91

Any good ones on there worth checking out any way

WE'RE LIKE A DIAMOND THAT LASTS FOREVER
AND WE'LL REMAIN THE HARDEST EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There are a few of them worth listening to, yeah. Check out Sort Vektor. Exhorder and Scattered Remains. I suspect you're already familiar with the more known ones like Holocausto, AtG's GoG EP, Beherit's Oath of Blood, Cryptopsy and Massacra.

Yeah, thanks freind

Anytime.

I recognize about half of these, but I'm most surprised that Satan's Massacre made the chart. Kvlt as fuck, whoever made this.

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Kommando Peste Noire is damn good

was

Whats the female version of s()y? Arthoe? Dyke?

Uhhhh, if the comparison is weak and feminine arthoe o guess, but if it’s opposing of what the genders should exemplify then dyke

Art hoe, yeah.

based

Onions, nu male or what have you doesn't only refer to a sissy type of person, but also someone who's rather pretentious and what not, at least if we're going by RYM/Pitchfork type of people, so art hoe is a suitable comparison, but one that doesn't fully encapsulate the term.

wine woman

>I LOVE cooking with wine! Sometimes I even put FOOD in it!
>All I need is a nice glass of wine in my hand and my night is made OMG DID I JUST SAY THAT?!
>My favorite color is pinot noir HAHAHAHAA
>The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but the way to mine is through a BOTTLE OF MERLOT HAHA

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all of these are real "jokes" I've heard from a co-worker btw, she's 40 and looks like someone let a kumquat dry out. She buys 4 bottles a day because out store constantly has sales

I would've thought roasties. Art hoes are too superficial so break their own rules and just date 7ft tall chads.

>My husband ejaculates into socks and my husky keeps eating them and shitting them out
metal for this feel?

What's her # bro? It's Ricky

>he doesn't like satan's massacre

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Metal albums to be drunk to? Preferably death or thrash