>So your hobby is just listening to music and giving it an arbitrary number based on how you feel? Very cool! Please tell me more about it, user.
So your hobby is just listening to music and giving it an arbitrary number based on how you feel...
Nah tell me how you will suck my dick later.
Babe, just take a knife and drain your life.
What a fake looking chick.
fuck you, mom! that pesto bread looks like literal dog puke
I don't really do the arbitrary number thing, but I'll happily gush about the records I love if you give me the chance. So rather than do that, how about we talk about your hobbies?
Idk if I want to tell you more.
Seems to me that you are a high cost maintenance person.
I've got 2 bucks, a peanut and a pencil on my savings.
This date has been going okay, but honestly I think you could do better. I can't wait to see what you look like under all that make-up, fake eyelashes, and hair extensions, average looking white woman.
I give you a 5/10.
It goes something like that.
Why does every thot in Amsterdam looks like this
>Two Bucks, a Peanut and a Pencil
Is that the name of your upcoming collection of american folk tunes?
>"I like getting eaten out."
Well you're in luck. Let's go back to my place and indulge in both of our hobbies at once.
>"I'm not comfortable going to someone's home. You wanna come to my place? You have to cum in the toilet though if you do."
I'm on Kickstarter.
Trying to fund the new record.
Asking only 680k, folk is simple that way.
NO DEAL, THOT
>plugs in earphones and crabwalks out of the restaurant to the rhythm of Kitty Empire by Big Black.
>"Bondage porn it is again tonight I guess."
>eating at a completely empty restaurant.
Enjoy your diarrhea user.
Why is that plate so huge
No.
America
America
America
This meme doesn't work when it's salad
Neither do Americans.
just wait for the copious amounts of dressing
based
Lmaooooo
No, let's fuck in an alley. I didn't pay you for this shit whore.
>So you like metal user? Me too.
>But fuck the talk, let's find a room.
what makes you think there's pesto there
Lmao is that soda