/metal/

It's pretty close at the very least.

It's like somebody revived 80s classic era thrash, it's perfect

It's fun.

I haven't heard anyone calling it that other then people trolling or reddit plebs who probably just heard about the band

Technically it's not thrash. Psychedelic high speed metal a bit more spot on.

They are innovators, not some fucking copycats like 99,9% of metal bands

Eh close enough, i'm not that anal with genre labels, i associate it with something that i like, i don't really know anything that's psych high speed metal

wow finally metal the way its meant to be played

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So then it's trolls baiting? I fell pretty hard then

youtube.com/watch?v=7gk0_7bz_Zg

Imagine having images like this saved on your computer. Yikes.

>tfw everyone in this thread is an expendable hound of our order

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>tfw your favourite bands haven't made a remarkable album in over a decade

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This image disturbs me and i hope you step on a cheeto and make it hard to sweep up

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King Gizzard makes music they like. That in itself makes the music lighter, more fun, and higher quality.

Dude, this album is basically 80s thrash revival. Innovators my ass.

>tfw favorite band is split up

>King Gizzard makes music they like. That in itself makes the music lighter, more fun, and higher quality.

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why yes... Yikes and Seething are my favorite catchphrases, how did you know?

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>crypstopsy
>dragged into sunlight
>morbid angel
i mean it isnt decades in most cases, but almost all of them are like "why bother listening after their first instances"

That is really disgusting, user.

>haha i posted funny picture

What does /meal/ think about the new Diocletian album?

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@89561978
>if I repeat opinions I don't like with a soiface, they become wrong

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>Dawn of the Black hearts reviews
>one is 33%
>guy says the production is bad, doesn't like the vocals
why do soiboy pitchfork faggots think they have any place in the metal scene?

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ikr

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>no u

protip: 90% of Yea Forums users are phonefags, make the mirror black instead of white and it will actually reflect as a mirror

because of hipster nigger

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KEK

The new King Gizzard album sounds just like the 2000s Voivod albums. Prove me wrong.

Meh. I am kind of indifferent towards it. King Gizzard wanted to make a tharsh metal album and they accomplished that, i guess, but letting that gimmick aside, as a metal album, is not really innovative or memorable. Maybe a 6 or 7 for me.

Added a fake metal band on metal-archives in 2007. Fake photos, fake demos, fake everything

It's still there and the mods have still modified the page updating some minor "correction" info on the releases

I've also added lyrics to some of the demo songs (extremely limited edition), they are in foreign language, but simple google translate would reveal to the mods that the lyrics are only about negro semen and dildos and other gibberish

Few years ago some fucking retard on the trade pages was asking where can he get the tape lmao

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King Jizzard and the soi-chugging retard

extremely devilish and also based

strawpoll.me/18490438

based

9/10, would be 10/10 if you could get someone to lie and claim they know the band for cred.

Wait, really? Which band?

gottem

it makes RYM trannies mad as hell so it must be good

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Imagine the shitshow if shartfag ever comes back
dear lord

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Where do I start with Candlemass? I like this guy's voice.

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youtu.be/7TNRncuSEjM

It would surely be taken down if I reveal this ruse. I have not written any reviews for the demo, but I am contemplating it since I have non-troll Metal-archives account I sometimes write honest reviews on

the more trannies die the more happy i get

That's fucking hilarious.

if you're capable of making metal demo tapes good enough that people want more why not actually make metal?

at what point does a fake band turn into a real band?

That would be a really interesting origin story.

BM is soi infested. Dm is soi repellant of the highest caliber

By this guy, I meant this guy.

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Porcupine Tree started as a fake band.

>my favorite metal release this year is a meme band that is not even a metal band but everyone knows because of fantano who I wish I was. It has a high brow album cover, fantano likes it, and the artist are so unconventional it makes me feel so smart. Why yes I look like this, how did you know?

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that's some very oddly specific projection

More like "eww you like king gizzard? Fuck off incel wizard!"

>farts

The amount of salt this is generating is a fun side bonus

why would you want to talk to someone that shallow anyways, like legit do you actually think saying that makes you look like the smart one

Anybody who genuinely uses incel is not worth the time

>Sunn O)))
A man with taste

why yes I look like this how did you know?

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Who is being murdered because of an obscure war metal band?

>I LOVE KING GIZZARD!
>WHAT? NO!
>Of course I don't listen to them so I can impress girls!

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they look like chill dudes and I'd rather hang out with them than your jersey shore looking normalfag ass

>listen to king gizzard
>to impress girls
The last King Gizzard concert I went to had more old biker dudes than girls, and pretty much every chick there was just there with her boyfriend

>this amount of ass mad

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>t. they look like chill dudes and I'd rather hang out with them than your jersey shore looking normalfag ass

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it's like a 7/10

What's the best metal album under 28 minutes long?

Why 28? That's oddly specific.

1. they would never hang out with you
2. I dont want to hang out with anyone
3. do you get internet points for how many people hang out with you?

>anime
>it's from the manga
dumb nigger

So that it doesn't include Reign in Blood

no one cares incel

rule of thumb

if /metal/ hates it then it's probably good

>Jizzardcucks are still seething because people who actually listen to metal weren't impressed with their new album

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the song i heard had like trivium production, sounded like ass, going with a 4.5/10 overall

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Malas - Conquest

More like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=wSb9xb7jFA8

>this dude listens to one song and rates the whole album based on it

Jojo is for closeted homosexuals and sexual deviants
kys

Anyone else found the vocals too generic? I was expecting a tharsh album with the usual King gizzard vocals. That would have been more interesting i think. Its like a 6/10

Yeah I'm into Abigor, Ärid, Aske, Asmorod, Bacchia Neraida, Black Mass of Absu, Evil, Evrakon, Fanisk, Fulgor, Funereal Presence, Godkiller, Gothmog, Grabgesang, Havohej, Ildjarn, Infernal Coil, Jute Gyte, Leviathan, Lidande, Masokismi, Master's Hammer, Maximum Perversum, Mayhem, Monument, Moonblood, Mütiilation, Myself, Nachtmystium, Nebelgrab, Nocturnal Blood, Nokturnal Mortum, Nortt, Obsequiae, Parabellum, Rhinocervs, Sapthuran, Shadowlore, Spectral Lore, Summoning, Sutekh Hexen, Tangrycan, Tanmo, Thy Grief, Thy Repentance, Titan Mountain, Totenrunen, Trachbrurbruella, Troll, Tsalal, Vlad Tepes, Vothana, Wanderer, Warthrone, Windir, Wintermoon, Xasthur, Ythogtha, ZUD, the list goes on...

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youtube.com/watch?v=nhy4I1NT2fo

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Better a homo then a fag

It's really good but it's not the ground breaking album tourists are making it out to be. Regardless I'm just happy for the riffs.

cope

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard's new album (Infest the Rats' Nest) is like if pre-Black Album Metallica got super into dystopian fantasy/sci-fi and split an eighth of shrooms in an Australian desert.

It's really fucking good.

I've come to learn that on Yea Forums 9/10 times if someone is praising an album in an over the top way it's probably baiting

What is this? A list of your favorite black metal bands?

>It's really fucking good.
stopped reading there

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There's literally nothing wrong with Master's Hammer.

*appropriates your culture*

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that's the end of the post you moron

exactly
that's were I stopped reading

that sounds gay you fucking hippie, leave the hall.

Go back to twitter

what the fuck is with the guy on the far rights hair, it's like a bird
also that nigger looks like he shoplifts

Why 7? That's an oddly specific score.

Chelsea Wolfe on Metallum when?

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I bet you look like a dumb bitch

king gizzard made a doomer thrash album and it whips

Death metal is 10 times more accessible than black metal.

I hate doomers.

"No!"

Marissa Nadler on Metallum when?
Lingua Ignota on Metallum when?

Women are TAKING OVER metal and men don't stand a chance

youtube.com/watch?v=vonZ_lLljug&feature=youtu.be&t=357

pls watch this video if you wonder why ppl like king gizz

He's 100% right.

Nah. Video essays are lame dude.

>imagine not having a matte screen protector

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>t. why yes I am a virgin how did you know?

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Is it out?

Reminder that King Gimmick fans are the JJBA fans of music

Most of them haven't even listened to their albums, yet they're always shouting references for no reason?

Nightfall and tales of creation

Thank you

Jesus Christ trhe state

Shut your faggot mouth, i've read all parts besides 8

profoundlorerecords.bandcamp.com/album/amongst-the-flames-of-a-burning-god

Ahhhhhh yes, the ol' DM/BM dick measuring contest.

Any refs for death metal or some shit that sounds more like deicide

Looking for slavic bm recommendations

No because JJBA fans actually consume that piece of media while gizzard fans supposedly don't even listen to them.

Graveside
Vital Remains

Messiah Marcolin
->
Aimless Harmonic

King Gimmick and the Lizard wizard strikes again.

That's death grips fans

do fucking

This isn't "80's thras" its fucking shit stone metal, fuck off already.

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Oh my fuck Superbug is goddamn heavy as fuck.
Glad I smoked a bowl before putting this on.
This is unexpectedly awesome.

>Oh my fuck Superbug is goddamn heavy as fuck.
>Glad I smoked a bowl before putting this on.
>This is unexpectedly awesome.

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>smokes weed

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If Metallica had all died in that Sweden bus crash, they would be the most legendary metal band of all time

because onions is the same as weed, right

>The band is so shitty you have to be high to listen to it.
Dilate and cope.

>why yes I smoke estrogen how did you know?

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Anyone have the webm of Jimmy ripping a bong?

what kind of metal do they listen to?

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Dr. Colossus

Primus

Nylithia
youtube.com/watch?v=NBgMk4X9MzA

>dilate and cope
NO. I SAY THOSE THINGS TO OTHERS. YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THAT TO ME.

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I know Alex Kulick personally, he was a part of my extended metalhead crew back in high school, nice guy, could play guitar like a beast but wasnt a prick about it. Go fuck yourself

cry more, you are just as gay. lol

great battle jacket

>I know Alex Kulick personally, he was a part of my extended metalhead crew back in high school, nice guy, could play guitar like a beast but wasnt a prick about it. Go fuck yourself

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thanks
this will be useful

Another tight release.

Anyone heard the new Devourment album yet?

Yea Forums now thinks psych/hard rock is metal. wow

I wish Dead Reptile Shrine's music was as good as their name

i really overlooked this by mostly listening to just cranial impalement and she lay gutted. pretty good

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>now

What's so triggering about this Diocletian band that gets RYM going? I don't really listen to them much and I'm out of the loop, but I see they're signed to Profound Lore so I don't think it can be that "extreme"

Is there a real band behind Babymetal? It just feels like a corporate project like J-pop

some leftist blog they follow probably made a hit piece about them

What do you mean? Based on the few live videos I've seen they just seem to do the Ghost method where they have anonymous skeleton guys as a backup band

I'm just wondering if there's a real band of 4-5 guys who write and record metal music for the sake of music, and then they just found 3 teenage girls to sing and dance to attract the crazy otakus, but I get the feeling it's a corporate pop project where they auditioned dozens of girls for it and the dudes playing it probably work to a schedule, they look like a bunch of middle-aged technically-proficient music teachers who now earn a living playing stuff that sounds like j-pop anime OPs and EDs. I just don't believe it's possible they are authentic in any way, look at the big stadium shows they do after a few years active. That's what k/j-pop bands do, not metal bands from the last few years

Are you incel? Why you can't you just accept that 2 japanese girls were able to make it as big as Iron Maiden in few years? just because they are girls? They write their own songs, their own music, their own metal

Ah yeah I highly doubt the vocalists actually write any music

>doesn't know who Mikko Aspa is despite being a self-proclaimed fan of black metal

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I think you're being sarcastic but i'm really dumb please don't confuse me

it's ok, very samey

I can't believe that i didn't listen Aske before.

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but user, Mikko is a bad guy(TM)!

Go on and wring my neck

You are correct. Also the early ones. The album reminded me of a stoner Dimension Hatröss

Good year for speed

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what's the deadest metal genre which no one makes anymore

dark metal

blues metal

jazz metal

blood metal

I guess groove metal, kinda

I HAVE GONE INSANE-O
I LUST FOR VOLCAN-O
BE WITH MOLTEN LAVA
GIVE ME MY NIRVANA

traditional heavy metal

RIP MY NIPPLES FROM MY BODY
STUFF STEAMING PITCH UP MY ASS
POUR MOLTEN LEAD ON MY COCK
CUT OFF MY TONGUE WITH A RAZOR
FUCK ME WITH A CANNON
AND BLOW YOUR SWORD THROUGH MY CHEST

I HAVE NO VERTIGO
I LUST FOR TORNADO
BE A LEAF UPON AIR
VENUSIAN MAL-DE-MER

Nah, NWOTHM is pretty big.

THIS SUICIDE SOCIETY
WE'VE ALL GONE BLOODY MAD

The end of Hell is so good it frustrates me
It's like they are going to segue into a title track with the same motif but it just ends
pretty weak imo, would have rated it higher if they had done that

Hey
t. Ternal

Probably because they use "fascist" adjacent imagery and one of the members has a black sun tattoo. Add album and song titles like European Annihilation and Degenerate Swarm it's not hard to see why people might think they're fascists. Not that I really give a shit.

so basically just sóy induced delusions

Why even bother listening to extreme metal if you're not okay with "scary" imagery and edgy song titles and lyrical themes?

holy based

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I wonder this every time I see someone wanting to "clean up" genres like black metal and noise. If you're going to have a public crisis of conscience over music made by people who don't share your views, then don't fucking listen to it.

Mate these are hard to draw

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>yes,I appreciate both death metal and black metal for what they are,how did you tell?

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Just listened to it, this is a joke right? It's complete garbage, any 4th rate thrash band from the 80s is better

delet this

>any 4th rate thrash band from the 80s is better
not really

that's just plain wrong

correct

lol are there politically controversial noise artists?

I personally believe they are like Billie Eilish,an industry plant.

nice bait, really well done

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why is this album being spammed all over the board right now?

because it just came out and it's a somewhat significant release

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its good

industry plant

Because it's one of the best metal albums of the past decade and it just came out today.

>nice bait, really well done

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that dog is way cooler than me

Underrated

...

hipster faggots were told by their gurus to like it

what gurus exactly

based dog

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that dog is way cooler than me

>being this mad over some good music
my absolute sides never change Yea Forums

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living the good life

seethe

>check mu
>oh some metal album is getting hype, ok let's see what the big deal is
>voivod but shit and everyone's losing their minds over a generic groove metal riff at the end
Yeah I'm thinking this semen slurping board isn't for me

sneedthe

based
dilate

there's legit white power/NS artists as well as groups that like to play with the imagery. either way people get mad.

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>>check mu
That was your first mistake

>see the voivod comparison made a few times
>check them out
>they suck
ouch

I don't know because I'm not a hipster faggot

metal related

So that was baseless speculation. Got it. Thanks for clearing that up.

metal for this feel?

Why are we getting raided by the reddit crowd
Go back to your containment website fucking tourists

>another terminal redux
aw shit. here we go again motherfuckers

An idustry plant that's put out 15 albums and has been popular for years? I don't think that's how that word works.

How about some good thrash instead?

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>/meal/ tourists getting baited 3 threads in a row by other Yea Forums tourists and their literally who band
>and its still going

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its just metalheads seething give it a few days and they'll go away

>So that was baseless speculation. Got it. Thanks for clearing that up.

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all of their albums are shit so yeah

people have been taught to be more bothered by racism and le nazee boogeyman than by satan or gore.

give me a list of good trash to listen to, then

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I can tell by the sudden massive tourist influx in this thread, and that's always how it works with them - they have no opinions of their own.

why not a different genre but the same album title

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get the fuck out tourist

How do you listen to your metal ? Streaming, mp3, flac, vinyls ? Personally it's flac

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IT CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGS

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>YouTube for me, of course

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Terminal Redux is shit and thrash hasn't been good or relevant for over 30 years

fuck off you mouth breather

t. Moribund - Oracular Eyes fan

set to 144p, I trust

how to spot a tourist

you know it

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same
based, only IBM can save this thread from the tourist invasion
youtube.com/watch?v=VTEkTpgacBk

all of these posts are myself, by the way

>"Yes, how did you know?"

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>caring about what is "relevant"

wow you're pretty cool

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Hence why I included that it's not good, either.

Inculter
Critical Defiance
Sadistic Ritual
Zig Zags
Protector

if you're going to spam the same shitty low effort meme for over 200 posts why shouldn't I quote them all, it's not gonna make the thread worse at that point

thanks friend

based and redpilled
basé et rougepilulé
baseret og rodpillede
basato e rossopillolato
bazowany i zczerwonopigułkowany
basiert und rotgepillt
basado y Rojopildoreado
bázisolt és vöröspirulált
baserat och rödpillrad
baserað og reyðpillarað

Thanks

first day here ?

>get schooled
>n-newfag!

yeah definitely your first day here, feel free to read the rules before posting though

based KC shirt

>DA ROOLS
nigger do you know where you are
also every single post I quoted 100% violated "no extremely low quality posts"

start here

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will we get more metal with fuzz instead of distortion now?
I would like to hear a combination of both at some point but that's probably too experimental

Opinions on Toxic Holocaust?
youtube.com/watch?v=trOYJ9gTMDE

the only fuzz i want to see is your mom's

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>shills shit up the thread
>anons make fun of them
>YOU CAN'T DO THAT! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!

do you need me to tell you if you like it or not ?

>people that like thing = shills

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>guy says the production is bad, doesn't like the vocals
It's true though. Maniac was far superior.

I fucking love how all those zoomer tourists say that "King Gizzard are innovators", "this is _revived_ 80s thrash which no one ever did" and "all other metal sounds the same"
just goes to show how much worth is Yea Forums's opinion on anything metal

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you got me

bretty good

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They just watched someone's review and they're parroting it.

Will this masterpiece ever be topped?

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New thread

>tfw finally gaining weight and hopefully soon enough i'll leave skeletondom
riffs for this feel?

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literally every post I quoted was a soiface quoting a post, do you just really fucking like soibois or something

Is it wrong if I went to knotfest because of Behemoth and Gojira?

>making new thread early to post his new forced meme

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too early, fuck off tourist
don't post in that thread, guys

>literally every post I quoted was a soiface quoting a post
Imagine thinking JeffWatersposting is basedposting

Not true, I make dark metal

new

based tubechads

Still early, retard

No

I bulked up 100+ pounds, let me know if you need any help escaping skeletondom.

It's quite steady because I don't eat "that" much yet although it's getting better, got any tips to get bigger faster?

What's your height/weight? Don't bulk up too fast, aim for 1 pound per week. I'd recommend eating at a caloric surplus of around 500 calories to start, and a massive protein surplus.
Lift 6 days a week. Maybe get on a push/pull/legs split.

Red meats and milk make it really easy to reach caloric needs. Cut out sugar. You want quality gains.

I'm like 6'2" and 145.5 lbs
used to be 141 lbs two weeks ago so i'm getting there by eating healthy and in bigger amounts than I used to but I feel i could do more
>Lift 6 days a week. Maybe get on a push/pull/legs split.
I tried lifting several times at home but I don't get the hang of it so I quit everytime

LORD
HAVE MERCY UPON ME

I'm 6'5/216 pounds. I started at 127, bulked to 235, but to 195, and here I am at 216 so I know what I'm talking about. Did this all in a little over two years.

Work out at a gym, don't work out at home. You also need to be doing the main lifts like bench, squats, deadlifts, overhead press, etc, as well as any accessory lifts.

Do not bulk if you aren't also lifting weight, that's just getting fat. You want to be getting stronger, and ensure that the majority of the weight you put on is muscle. Skinny fat is worse than just skinny. Workout a minimum of 3-4 days a week. 6 days is fantastic if you can fit it in. The gym is fun too, it'll change your life.

I'm not really "bulking" yet I'm just trying to gain pounds steadily to reach normal weight for my height
Once I gain a little more weight I'll consider lifting at the gym and really bulking I guess

You should be going to the gym regardless. Even if it's just a few pounds you'll get stronger, you'll look better, and you'll feel better too.

tfw read all of JoJo and listened to every Gizz record

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i don't hate it so far

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Just how based can Tom Warrior get?

bump

Are Black Flag and Motorhead even metal? Also, why no Celtic Frost on here?

Wew

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