Im never gonna get a gf

>tfw learned to live independent of any social interactions
Feels good bros, I can just enjoy existence and appreciate being superior by reading books, watching kino films and listening to post-bop everyday.

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You can do it user, I was a 26 year old kissless virgin when I got my first gf

Online dating? How many women have you fucked since the floodgates opened?

Yeah, it was online. She was the only one, I was with her until a couple months ago, when she sadly passed away after a few months in hospital.

ouch, that sucks balls man.

My condolences

How do you approach randoms besides asking for directions

What app? Im so burned out after all the long distance shit i wantvsomething real

You don't, it's a faux pas. NEVER listen to normalfag advice. They would never do these vague and useless jokes they advertise to feel good about themselves and to make it clear that you are in an untouchable caste beneath them socially.

You don't want one. After you've had sex with a chick you'll quickly realize you never want to see her again and you'll hope to god she hasn't developed any attachment to you. It fucking sucks when you get a text message from them a few days later because you forgot you gave them your number and you have to talk your way out of seeing them again.

It's hard. I'd say try to engage in some activity that forces you to engage with people.

Take a random course at your local community college, just for shits. You'll meet tons of people.

>normalfag

this is such a ridiculous blanket statement. Everyone struggles with shit all the time, the only difference between you and normalfags are that normalfags keep on chugging and never gave up on life.

I'm pretty outdoorsy senpai, last chic was super hyper n was into me, but her friend said 'dont u have a bf?' Was she gonna cheat on him? Evenn asked for my sc, but i dont even wanna bother with ppl that are taken

No, the difference is that they get everything handed to them on a silver platter without having to put any effort in. Everything just falls into place. Other people actually have to struggle to reach milestones.

what music were you listening to when it happened? please respond soon user

>senpai
>n
>sc
>ppl
Wigger zoomer

My dungeon synth tape made with a korg microkorg and limited to 10 DIY copies despite labels bugging me

can i please buy one? i'll pay good

It's a filter newfriend

user, you're gay

fuck off

i got a gf when user told me to have sex once

>After you've had sex with a chick you'll quickly realize you never want to see her again and you'll hope to god she hasn't developed any attachment to you

I really don't get this part. If you have sex with a person you love than it shouldn't be really a problem or a bad thing as you describe it. To me it sounds like you have occasional sex with strangers which you don't want anything to do with them right after.
Honesty this lifestyle isn't really worth it and you'll quickly become jaded. Just a find a person you really like and stick with her, sex won't ever be an issue this way.

DUHHHH GFFF
I WANT GF GF GF BUHHRHHRHR
AAAAAAH IM NEVERR GONNA HAVE GF ;_; MUSIC FOR THIS FEEL?
WAHHHHH GF GF MOMMY GIVE ME MOMMY GF NOWWWW!!!!!!! ARTHOE GF I WANT IT WHAT DO I LISTEN TO TO GET ARTHOE GF?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH OH GOODDDDD I WANT GF SO BAD :( SHE WILL FIX ALL THE PROBLEMS FOR SURE

seething

SEEEEETHING YOU ARE SEEEEEETHING ROASTIE TOESTIE IS SEETHING HEHEHHEHE

He definitely just sounds gay

Damn, you faggots are absoulutely shameless when it comes to recruiting new victims into your cult. Just because he fucks around like a loser and feels like shit about it instread of settling down doesn't mean he's gay

Honestly dude, from the way you type you seem like a guy who's boiling over and it's at the point of mental breakdown or just a schizo. Either way, mark an appointment to the psychiatrist, it's for your health.

Please fuck off

>oh no, he said I'm gay! Better insinuate he's gay!
Is Yea Forums literally just a virtual institution for people who never developed past primary school

>he doesn't schizopost
wtf is wrong with you bro

g3gehehehhejhrhhe SEEEWTJHING ME WANT GF ME WANT GFFFF AAHAHA EAUEHAAEEEAEAEJJEAHRHEA

It's actually the appropriate lifestyle choice. Relationships are hard and require work and time. It's not all love and sex.
Protitution on the other hand, it's all sex and a concept of service that has been around since even before the dawn of civilization. Animals, specifically apes, have shown complex understanding of trading food for sex.

Now for the love part, just numb yourself with drugs.

GIRLFRIEND OLEASEER O MAT RGIRLFFRIEND TEALLY WBAD BIT WILL NEVER HAVE AGIELFUE D AO WHYYYY I EANT AWAGIRLFEIEND AO BADD TCJFJCJVJFDI

GOOOO GOOO GOOO GOOOOOO
PFOFOROFLRLRLFLF GIRLFIRNDNDDD GOOGOo

>tfw was a good looking teenager, but had zero self esteem, so got stuck on oneitises and never got action
>romanticized oneitises, thought I'd treat them amazing
>finally lost virginity at 23 to random girl in nightclub, she tried to maintain contact but I ghosted her
>second gf, a year later, I basically treated like a booty call. I'd contact her when I wanted sex. She said I treated her like a whore and I felt bad, so I said we should break up. She was really attached and apologized (which was unnecessary), wanted us to stay together.
>met up for walks and sex a couple more times, then ghosted her
>Been on a couple dates since then, but they never went anywhere because I didn't want to treat them like the first two girls
>Just want a pretty, cool girl to start a family with, but my career's going nowhere, my social skills have atrophied, and I'd probably be bad at it
I am so fucked

i have a gf

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Just shut the fuck up and suck my cock already you little twink cumslut.

>consuming media makes me feel superior
get better friend

getting a gf is piss easy

getting a quality gf is hard

The only good post ITT.

I don't want a gf, I want wife

It's better to be single, than to waste your time with a thot