Post your favorite stupid rap lyrics

Post your favorite stupid rap lyrics
>Put a hole in a nigga, now he lookin like a bagel

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I like the one that goes
Rap isnt music yuh
Its talking, yuh

All black Maybach im sitting in the asshole

Pop a nigga soul like crisco

>when cops pull up I put that crack in my crack
>or
>I put that brack in my brack

Standin' at the podium
Tryna watch my sodium

Rick Ross?

Kys zoomer

>what's a beast to a dinosaur nigga? pterodactyl, mixed with a t-rex, t-rektodactyl

>I got a crime record longer than manute bol

>Real G's move in silence like lasagna

>might talk to the trees while im blowin in the wind

>kys Zoomer
How would you know where it’s from if you hate zoomers?

thats not stupid thats brilliant

wood grain chestnut, titty fuck, chest nutt

AND MY DICK SO HARD IT MAKE THE METAL DETECTOR GO OFF

ILL NIGGA ALERT ILL NIGGA ALERT

The G isn’t silent

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Or

Swangin' motorcycle
Leanin' like the Eiffel Tower

It's hard to choose with Riff

>I SELL CRACK ON PAYPAL, JUST LIKE OBAMA

me and drizzy like the beatles, nigga

you mean it is

it’s not, it’s pronounced differently

How do you say lasagna without the G being silent?

>Keep it 300, like the Romans

lasona. the G is pronounced the italian way like “nya”

>Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness
Earl has such a way with words

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are you being for real? I had no idea.

yeah man, that’s why the line is so funny, although the intention was pretty clever

I'm related to one, now crawl back to rebbit newfag

>Bitch I don't need your pussy.
>I'm on my own dick.

Cringe Kanye

its not even his worst
>Eatin' Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce

I call that bitch cigar cause she Cuban

you might got cash than me but you don't got the skills to eat a niggas ass like me

>I put the pussy in a sarcophagus

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my weapon like an instrument, ill blow you like a flute

>Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign

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>SHE SO GOTDAM FREAKY STUCK A BEAN IN HER BOOTYHOLE
>MONEY GOT ME DRUNK IT GOT ME PEEIN IN THE STUDIO

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STOP CAPPIN

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FUCKED UR BITCH IN A HOTEL PARKING LOT IN FRANCE, CALL THAT A PARIS HILTON

>EATING ASIAN PUSSY ALL I NEED WAS SWEET AN SOUR SAWCE

>I'm pudgy and living lovely
>I'm gonna finger fuck your bitch ass to death
this is a real bar from doin thangs.
take the bearpill and lets get this honey, user.

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