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deathrash
melodic edition
chaos 9 was a real one
blut aus nord more like butt ass lord
good post
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTAN?
SEWER DEATH EDITION
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Why are sabatonfags seething about Joakim Noah featuring on Babymetal's new album? Don't they know he already opened for them in Japan and collaborated on stage with them?
dude burple short
Deep Purple, more like dude burple
Alcest, more like Incest
Galneryus, more like Gayneryus or Gays R Us
At The Gates, more like At The Go
Amon Amarth, more like user at mart
type o negative, more like hiv positive
Bongripper, more like Donggripper
Dream Theater, more like Shit Eater
Batlord, more like Buttlord
Edguy, more like Edguy, Eddguy and Eddyguy
Gorguts, more like Gogurts
Fear Factory, more like Feces Factory
Ulver, more like Vulver
Strapping Young Lad, more Like Brapping Young Lad
Luc Lemay, more like Luc Le Maymay
DMU, more like /d/ Yea Forums
Grand Belial's Key, more like grandpa bill's keys
Euronymous, more like Euronions
Because the only people upset at Babymetal for "ruining metal" or whatever are people that don't actually listen to it
>the absolute state of metal
no one cares
Why yes, I do only rate albums by their member's ideologies rather than their musical quality how did you know?
>when you're into Bathory but still retain numale taste for idiotic joke shirts
Why are all metal fans besides heavy & power metal so cringy and tryhard?
This wouldn't have bothered me if they'd disliked it immediately, but they listened to it and liked it already. Are people really that uptight?
>heavy & power
cause all those fans are in their 60s by now, boomers are based zoomers suck 'n' swallow simple as
>
because it's not much manly power fantasy
>Why are all metal fans besides heavy & power metal so cringy and tryhard?
WITCHHAMMERtormentbreastedladiesWITCHHAMMERgreedylookeeyesWITCHHAMMERburningsoulsWITCHHAMMERmalicerise
>Why are all metal fans besides heavy & power metal so cringy and tryhard??
what's he cooking?
duck à l'orange
yummy
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………salmon
KILL ALL INCEL FASCISTS THEY'RE SCUM AND DON'T BELONG TO OUR SCENE, NO COMPROMISE WITH PIGS
(You)
remember kids, weak glutes cause nerd neck
the virgin weak buttocks vs the CHAD thunderbrap
imagine unironically liking death metal
>But I don't have to imagine.
>Edguy, more like Edguy, Eddguy and Eddyguy
post yours
kek
cocks
>laughing with no reason another genre makes me look confident and right
shouldn't ESLs be in bed already?
>shouldn't ESLs be in bed already?
I want to FUCK Trey's mom.
trey's mom looks younger than Trey
check it out /meal/
>no manilla road
waste
tourist here, what exactly is butt metal? just shit normies love?
It's metal for people who wear cargo shorts and baseball shirts
BOOOOOODIES DEEEEEFOOOORMED WAY BEYOND BELIIIIIEF
CAST OUT FROM THEIR CONCERNED SOCIETYYYY
What happened to In Flames. I have never seen a more blatant stereotype "sellout" than their new (at the time) video I watched a couple years ago.
i hope im not onions
LORD
HAVE MERCY UPON ME
Is this an anti-vax song?
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>melodeath sucks
That's not what I saw, it was completely pop. And I don't mean in a "not reel m3tal!!!" sense, in a literal one.
most likely seeing as Geoff Tatertot is a mental case
nah just pure garbage
Slaughter of the Soul is the exception to me, Heartwork is okay. The rest isn't even worth listening to
breddy gud
classic meme newfags don't recognize
AWAKEN
AWAKEN
AWAKEN
AWAKEN
TAKE THE LAND
THAT MUST BE TAKEN
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why do I feel embarrassed to listen to power metal?
If your DM band doesn't have a madcünt vocalist, it doesn't deserve to exist
Sorry, I don't make the rules
If you dont mosh, you are a pussy faggot
brainwashed by thread autists
Will you death thrash with me? But wash your hands afterwards.
Yes, you can smell the nasty fart of hype and to me it will allways be Horrendous < Horrified. However, this is a solid record that finds some sweet nuggets in the endless mines of death metal's remains.
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horrendous? yeah sounds about right
LORD
HAVE
MERCY
UPON
ME
Listen to ° " $uper $aiyan " ° [ Prod by TDeezy ] by Foreign//Drugz on #SoundCloud
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kill yourself
SUPERBUUUUUUUG
IN MY BLOOOOOOD
>metal thread
>shills gay zoomer soundcloud rap
go back to twitter faggot
Hey I'm starting to unironically love this song
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should i go see tomb mold by myself this weekend?
yes and try to sneak in a bag of onions
This free jazz fusion death is fuckin' nuts. Why listen to this? Because it's difficult and ripping to the max! Solid.
Yes, and try to sneak in a bag of potatoes.
sure why not
yea and try to sneak in a couple stalks of celery and hand them out to people in the crowd
yes and try to sneak in a bag of celery
do it and sneak in a sack containing celery
I'd suggest stealthily smuggling a satchel containing celery into the venue if you do
i never understood /metal/ memes. inb4
>tourist
that is a fat cat
yes but only with a sufficient celery ration
t. sickly no green eating stick boi
sneed
Well holy fucking shit.
Shut the fuck up
need black metal gf
>FUCKING NIGGERS THEY SHOULD BE SLAVES
>Wtf man, you're a real cunt
>GEEZ, WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT?
How far gone do you have to be to think this? Is it really so outlandish that someone would decide they hate an album on account of them finding the band's ideology repugnant?
Agreed, you've have to be a real onion enthusiast to get triggered at someone disliking your nazi larp band
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new Ihsahn album is gonna be black metal and it's gonna be in Norwegian. thoughts?
because you aren't chad enough
soyy
>new Ihsahn album is gonna be black metal
doubt it
>t.
i saw it on a turkish website. i'll check for a more reliable source.
(You)
>>FUCKING NIGGERS THEY SHOULD BE SLAVES
ngl pretty based opinion
People like you stopped listening Nargaroth after finding out what kind of fucking poser Kanwulf was
People would still listen Nargaroth if he would have stayed some sort of obscure "mystic" figure in black metal scene and all that silliness would not have come to fruition, people would even consider it it essential, cult band and every chart would feature it. Too bad he was revealed to be a fucking poser he always was
wtf is wrong with american "communists"?
>People like you stopped listening Nargaroth after finding out what kind of fucking poser Kanwulf was
>People would still listen Nargaroth if he would have stayed some sort of obscure "mystic" figure in black metal scene and all that silliness would not have come to fruition, people would even consider it it essential, cult band and every chart would feature it. Too bad he was revealed to be a fucking poser he always was
It's true. Imagine if he had killed some Turkish refugee in 2005 and sentenced for life, the same nazi incels here would be listening Nargaroth non-stop here praising the music
>It's true. Imagine if he had killed some Turkish refugee in 2005 and sentenced for life, the same nazi incels here would be listening Nargaroth non-stop here praising the music
REEK OF THE UNZEN GAS FUMES
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the intersection of metal's two gayest fanbases, we got off lucky honestly
>nazis would have thrown fatass gamers into the ovens first
fucking based
good metal today
heavy
>Why yes, I do only rate albums by their member's ideologies rather than their musical quality how did you know?
How does this differ from incels refusing to listen Nargaroth just because Kanwulf is poser, despite the music being better than most of the contemporary acts?
>omg background info on band and its members
Randy Blythe is god
there only good song
your favorite metal band's favorite metal band ;3
best metal album of the century
Wow, I'm so sorry /meal/. Even you have this problem in your general s mh truly a scourge
this is kinda gay user
i want grind with power metal vocals
Apart from black sabbath, what is the essential proto / dad metal of the 70s and 80s? I've never really gone back much further than 80s thrash, but the older I get the more appreciation I have for vocalists who can actually sing.
i know its more punk but ramones are pretty good before the 80s
>half of them are power metal
>there are still people who have the guys to call power metal gay
its fucking gay larp fag shit
Depends how little early metal you actually know.
Scorpions, Judas Priest & Budgie both had unquestionably metal records pretty early on but the lines between metal and hard/prog rock is pretty blurry before the late 70s. Scorpions' Virgin Killer & Budgie's Never Turn Your Back On A Friend are must-listens.
>but the older I get the more appreciation I have for vocalists who can actually sing.
metal is about attitude you fucking onions redditor
That is why black metal bands, even though they were bad players, were able to make the most evil, most pure music
they LARP'D, they fooled, ad then they revealed there true pussy ways
>attitude can only be achieved without clean vocals
wow, shit opinions combined with reddit spacing? Say it ain't so!
Iron Claw
Buffalo - Volcanic Rock
Hangi site?
why is black metal so evil? I've tried to watch some very fucked up gore movies, evil tv show but nothing can really top burzum etc
they use satan's chords, of course
>very fucked up gore movies
like what?
Well i doubt that even is a thing, Unholy Grave is probably the closest you are gonna get. If PM vocalist drank pcp spiked beer.
Convince me this isn't the catchiest metal song of all time
Cirith Ungol, Omen etc.
I listened, it's been a few minutes, and I can't remember the melody
My favorite black sabbath song is Planet Caravan
Mine's Symptom of the Universe.
Good choice
Thanks. I like yours, as well.
>not into the void
Any recs for more albums like this? Also debate on whether it's actually Black Metal or not, I'd call it thrash.
early black metal was thrash with satanic lyrics
abigail
Into the void is great too
Fuck me I love the scifi elements of Sabbath
>satanic lyrics
Technically they were Christian lyrics because they thought satan was real, so it was just Christianity, but from the bad's guy perspective
It was the Norwegian and Swedish black metallers who invented the anti-cosmic, atheistic satanism where the individual is supreme ruler of the cosmos, not some fucking retarded abrahamic desert diety
>not some fucking retarded abrahamic desert diety
*tips fedorah*
Mine is Fairies Wear Boots
What the fuck? Go fuck yourself fucking retard
Why did Thomas Börje "i've never listened Venom before" Forsberg hate Venom so much? Is there any explanation?
>Abigail playing at some small bar in October
Should I do it /meal/? Their live show is probably bretty entertaining if nothing else
He was the first contrarian and faggots such as Euronymous and Varg copied him extensively.
>muh fuck religion fuck fuck fuck
Looks like we found another underage atheist over here boys.
Reddit is over there friendo!
What's there to think about, it's fucking Abigail so go get wasted and enjoy the show, man. Then get yourself a metal bitch to fuck after.
If you don't you are fucked in the head. Abigail for life.
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Seen them like 10 years ago. The venue was full of some crust punks and filthy looking chicks, smell was pretty bad.
After the show was ever the guy was selling Abigail merchandise, CDs outside the venue and the prices were outrageous. Quite honestly it felt pretty uninspired show
Do you even need to ask? Of course you're going user
>so buttblasted he has to resort to overused pictures
Yep, looks like you are an idiot that can't argue
>be me
>always hated country music but never explored the genre because radio country is ass
>someone here mentions that Hank Williams 3 makes metal and punk
>oh neat let me check that out
>slowly listen to his country stuff
>actually like it
>listen to OG Hank
>really like it
>expand my horizons to outlaw country, older country from the 30s and such
>really enjoy it
>start listening to bluegrass and banjo music
>always been into punk rock
>notice that country has a lot of thematic similarities because both are music for working class poor folk
Thanks /metal/
>muh fedora
Yep, looks like you are an idiot that can't argue
Listen to Jay Munly if you want something darker and morbid.
A generic statement like "fucking retarded abrahamic desert deity" only outs you as the stereotypical fedorah tipper baby-tier atheist.
>Why yes, I do respond to obvious bait!
>How could you tell?
I am a metalhead and I hate god. Metal for this feel?
Metalucifer
Deicide.
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BÓG TO MÓJ WRÓG
I would go with this one
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>Purging fist of the northern destroyer
dominates with force
>tears down grotesque synagogues
>Culture of Zion was never meant to be here
>Bringer of misery
>to those who oppose
>Fist of the northern destroyer
>Bringer of torture
>to those who don't fear
>Fist of the northern destroyer
>Islamic plague raising
Spreading it dirty seed
Violent Intolerance as reward
For their holy secret war
Demonstrates perfectly the superiority of the white man over abrahamic menace and filth. Gives that "edge" that we just crush them with science, atheism and true northern darkness
HÖÖVY METAL BULLDOUZARH
BAPTISED! IN! FIRE AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
Motörhead + Driller Killer = Speedboozer
lmao
>watches Vikings once
>fist of the northern destroyer
>Demonstrates perfectly the superiority of the white man over abrahamic menace and filth. Gives that "edge" that we just crush them with science, atheism and true northern darkness
SHUT. IT. DOWN. #canceled
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speaking of satanic
POST A N G E R Y
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What did I think about Slipknots new album lads?
that you wouldn't have listened to it if you were based, which you are
The Wizard is a great Sabbath song, I wish more metal songs had Harmonicas
I bet people who don't listen to death metal have severe anger issues due to lack of stress outlets
I want more of organ played through guitar amps
COCK... AND THE CUM THAT IT HOLDS!
Donate to the Chuck Schuldiner society for the prevention of AIDS.
THEYRE A BLUES ROCK BAND FFS
Listen to Master of Reality or pretty much anything afterward and try to tell me that's blues rock
do it and tell them to read this book
What are you thoughts on Jared Dines/Dickey Dines Show?
leave the hall nazi pedo
go to /youtube/ faggot
Lustmord
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Any good new Hardcore bands out there, that don't sound like the same shit?
Make your own thread coreboi
mother of quads
I occasionally give something a shot and it all sounds derivative or shit like Vein full of kids who think nu metal wasn't garbage.
not metal
He has had some metal collabs
fuuuck this is great. what genre even is this
Any good new sounding Metal?
Is there any new Metal genre, it has been quite boring in the metal world with the same shit over and over again.
>melodic deathcore
>meloshit
>coreshit
>band name is SOI
>fuuuck this is great
you didnt *actually* cringe irl because someone on a korean wax sculpting discussion forum liked a band you dont like, did you?
Is there a chart for (non-Sabbath) early 70s metal?
What's your opinion on Death Grips?
Sounds fucking söy
Meme band with some interesting ideas. "Hacker" is their best song.
you feel conned cause they said it would be heavier
this but On GP
OPEN WIDE AND EAT THE WORMS OF THE ENEMEEY
but I like heavy and I am a zoomer (19 yo)
no hacker is
>Screaming Hobo with cheap 90s sample pack beats
no
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yep sorry
Yes
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES...
WHEN I SEE LIGTHNING
>What's your opinion on Death Grips?
what's the anime on the bottom right
Evangelion
no it isn't, I have a photgraphic memory of evangelion since I have watched it 54 times and this scene isn't in the anime, nor the movies nor themanga
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explain yourself, /metal/
watch it 55th time, it's Evangelion
prove it
I don't have to prove anything, it is you who's making ridiculous claims
learn to use reverse image search
>prove your statement
>lol no u
ebin
how to use it when there are multiple images in the image itself
At this point black metal is a separate form of music. It has transcended the rest of metal.
crop it you fucking hopeless retard
can you do it for me please
Death Grips fucking rules, man. Saw them two years ago, was in first row, and it was absolutely chaotic.
You are white.
I am, but what does me being white have to do with Death Grips?
the only black person that listens to death grips is MC Ride, and that's because he is forced to.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a moron.
Why would my comment anger you so?
How DARE you say something that is remotely negative about black people?!
Mate, why'd I get angry over a post on Yea Forums? It was a simple observation, that's all.
why did you insult me user I am sad now
May I introduce Post-Black-Metal
typical t(h)rash metal, speed is always better
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>speed QUEEN
>KING of the road
I know no one uses last.fm anymore but what's up with the band page censorship? Mostly ''NSBM" associated bands but now even Pungent Stench is now just essentially a blank page. Was there some sort of announcement about this?
well user, nazis don't deserve to have their opinions heard
Nazis haven't existed since WW2 ended.
that's wrong on sooo many levels
Then what would you call these guys?
Cosplayers. LARPers.
takes one to know one
Cosplayers and LARPers don't engage in far-right politics.
What happened to prog metal?
It was and is shit.
Based and transcendencepilled
it devolved into djent
Because for some reason Sabatonfags actually take their band seriously
Posers who'se lifestyles don't even align to the natsoc ideology. They are the jewish hollywood versions of neo nazis created in movies.
>tats
>criminal record
>0 training
>obvious degenerate vices
>0 training
Real Nazis had training, look what good that did to them.
>>obvious degenerate vices
>>criminal record
sounds a lot like the Nazis to me
NAme a better thrash album released this year
>omg i love king jizzard
>king jizzard and the penis wizard
It's honestly pretty based band and this is coming from someone who is "oldfag" in these generals and mainly listens NSBM
>likes stalin but hates natsoc cuz allied propaganda told me to
Omega yikes, both of them are war freaks
fags
so from a retard whose opinion is worthless
yes but one of them is a war freak I like
natsoc where insecure artsy babies
nazis gonna freak
>King Gizzard and Anathema are on Metallum despite having only one metal album
>Slipknot and Converge still aren't
Slipknot and Converge have no metal albums
converge is metal
Commies were literal degenerates and it didn't even require anyone to kill them as they just starve to death
Anathema has two
>It was the Norwegian and Swedish black metallers who invented the anti-cosmic, atheistic satanism where the individual is supreme ruler of the cosmos, not some fucking retarded abrahamic desert diety
No, they just took it from 19th century occultist authors like Crowley and LaVey, you conceited cunt.
>LITERAL degenerates
This is why they banned homosexuality, right
Iowa is definitely groove metal.
I highly doubt those guys are members of the german goverment
Chelsea Wolfe should be on MetalArchives as well, her later work has lots of doom metal influence
That's the only good thing they did
no
Nazis were retarded drug-addled occultists who were mostly gays and trannies
Yes
nah they did more than one good thing
they had to in order to be the US's contender for 50 years
Do you know that there's a board dedicated to political discussion? Take your off-topic shit there or at the very least pretend you're talking about nsbm, like most shitposters here usually do.
Seethe
It’s butt metal
New thread
yeah that's what I said
The revolution just hyped up people and forced them to work and innovate, after that honeymoon phase ended, they realize the system is garbage that gives zero incentives and it collapsed. You can hype and force people by promises and death threats they're nothing special
>Death Grips fucking rules, man. Saw them two years ago, was in first row, and it was absolutely chaotic.
Sup my dudes
just played an awesome fifth chord with lots of distortion
bout to light the musical world on fire
>when someone calls stones "onions"
*stoner
>boogieing
kek
Fuck off you NEET alt right faggot. Get a job, go to the gym, learn how to eat properly, quit listening to NSBM, and have sex. You are literal genetic detritus.
>t.
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