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the tele bridge was like $12,50 . it was normal spacing but each saddle's width was larger than the spacing of the two strings of each saddle, causing an uneven spacing.
i like the tone of it, just needs better filing for the strings to stop buzzing over it. the quality of service decreased after my luthier started hiring workers for him
You bought the wrong bridge, you retarded fucking mongoloid. I love watching you squirm over this shit.
Carson Ortiz
Whenever I try to tune my guitar, as soon as I turn the pegs even just slightly to either side, the tuner shows the pitch go all over the place. What is wrong with my tuners/guitar?
Joshua Robinson
Have we finally scared off jcope? I haven't seen him in a while.
Daniel Martin
no i didnt retard, i looked at the specs before buying
kek i found the /ck/ thread where he was "trolling" yesterday pic related. even anons who don't know him tell him the same thing /gg/ does. after this post he got all butthurt and started crying about fast food because he says he can't afford it
my brother bought a set of 9s for me (because he works near guitar shops) and we didnt realize it was acousti strings. and it souded fine, no volume drop between strings.
Evan Ramirez
lmao holy shit
Owen Morales
the one and only rhymes with sad and lonely
please post the /ck/ thread
Matthew Phillips
>brother pays for his strings >gets the wrong type >i-i-it's f-f-f-fine, guise You literally could not make this shit up.
it's not a big deal, the acoustic strings sounded fine. you trying to make a big deal out of it shows how lonely you are. lol kys neet
Angel Flores
You've systematically fucked up every single one of your shitplanks while trying to turd-polish them, Sammy. I find that hilarious, and you find it cope-worthy.
Thomas Gray
>he got all butthurt and started crying about fast food because he says he can't afford it Someone post the screenshot of him seething on Christmas morning because he couldn't afford a Gibson and bought himself a Dean instead
Hudson Anderson
I'm kind of tempted to buy him a standard, so he can rave about how much better it is than his Dean. The admission of povery would almost be worth however many grand they are.
>the bottom of the string only got out of the bridge like that because it was an acoustic string >it's the high E that got uncomfortably close to the fretboard border, not the low E
I never had any questions, I'm just pleased you admitted four of your shitplanks are fucked beyond repair.
Sebastian Richardson
lol then he was too stupid to get it to work
Robert Flores
now you stopped trying
Asher Jackson
Thoughts on Solar guitars?
Landon King
Terrible idea what if you want to play at night?
Easton Jackson
See: Hope you can afford the repairs.
Cooper Ortiz
he's too busy filling his wheelbarrow full of rubbish and pushing it around the construction site to post right now
Robert Martinez
youtube.com/watch?v=OS5rV-cu5Xg I made this along with the other songs not written down just improvised it took a few hours this whole album and it used no pick and no guitar rig and nobody I talk to can play and they are professional musicians
Bentley Allen
i can thanks
Chase Cooper
How do I play arpeggios without making them sound like an exercise or like I just learned the basics of sweep picking?
William Turner
Sounds like someone pretending they know how to play music
any of you nignogs ever bought these guitar kits? thinking of getting one just for the fun of putting it together, painting and shit. Plus never had a guitar with floyd rose and don't want to lay down enough money to get a proper one so might be useful to fuck around with the bridge
No clue. Im personally not interested in that company but ill take a free guitar.
Connor Parker
Cool. Give me your address and admit you bought a Dean because of the price.
Aiden Carter
Post pic of your moms snatch cave
Easton Myers
why havent a single electric guitar manufacturer scienced up a non-sticky lacquer for their guitar necks? Its such bullshit that the instrument has a finish that actively prevents you from playing it
My strat has a satin neck. I'm also getting the jag neck refinished that way. Gloss lacquers aren't great.
Anthony Flores
>beaner manlet >is a day laborer who pushes a wheelbarrow out in the burning sun all day like an animal for min wage >but he still can't afford basic necessities like food so he's forced to go fishing for his dinner on a pier every night after work >comes to 4channel every day to seethe about being poor, stupid, and hungry what a life this guy has i tell you what
And he couldn't afford the extra $10 for the 2i2? XD Ecks dee
Levi Cooper
The guy doesn’t have discipline. That’s why he’s stuck working a starting position in his thirties. It’s also why he’s terrible at guitar.
James Ward
Give me your address ill pick it up. And a sensible price point is definitely part of my purchase. Checks all the boxes without paying for a name on a weak headstock
Anthony Cox
Not him, but non-pro musicians don't need anything more than a $30 UCA202 to record guitar with a high sound quality level. Really.
Colton Cook
Does it have midi?
Ryder Rodriguez
I sanded my old guitars neck down with one fine and one very fine grade sandpaper and was just perfect, so I do it to all the electric guitars I own now. I think it actually makes them rise in value a bit, because whenever I sell one the guys trying them out are blown away by how great the neck is, no matter what kind of guitar.
Probably a cheap shit tuner. Mine does the same, I have to be patient with it.
Jackson Watson
looks filthy
Jonathan Anderson
$2500
Standards are the bottom of the barrel gibsons, and everything below them isn't a real gibsons.
Good gloss poly, if you have a clean guitar and hands, is less sticky than satin, which will accumulate gunk no matter what you try and become as sticky as some memecelluose finished les paul.
Liam Phillips
my brazilian tuner is better lmao you must be a beggar in the 1st world
Justin Hill
He got outed for not being an American the other day because if his third world tiled floors. The mask finally slipped I suppose.
Hunter Taylor
>tfw your nitro finished guitar finally passed the 50 year mark and the finish is now completely cured >it started to crack but it's not tacky anymore
The toan is better guys, trust me.
Brody Phillips
Youre all even lonelier than jcum At least he isnt on /gg/ rn and u are
Jack Parker
And we figured out that he’s roughly 5’3 with baby feet.
Owen Ward
I've found many used Strats for 400-500 euros, even less but with substituted pieces. So it's worth it right? But do they stay in tune or not after a couple bendings?
Michael Kelly
depend, will you bend with your fingers or with the tremolo?
Benjamin Bennett
I thought he said himself that he lived in a favela? Why would anybody think he was an American?
Robert Myers
Poorfa/gg/s will never know this vintage feel. They don't make em like they used to.
pick up a soapy cloth sometime you live like a fucking animal
Brayden Howard
you are too, tho
Joseph Stewart
>JCOPE
Aaron Ramirez
Not really. I only recently started playing guitar and thought I'd start off with a cheap clip-on tuner. It suits my needs as I'm still learning and not playing for an audience. I want to thank you, Samuel, and your friend Jcum. I've not been having the best day and reading this thread has made me laugh.
Lucas Thompson
Remember that weeb who totally had a Gibson but couldn't take a picture of the full guitar with the headstock logo visible and could only provide an old picture of just the headstock with no confirmation it was actually his
Evan Gray
i think of cleaning the desk but it will get dirty again in a few weeks anyway
Benjamin Turner
your needs including having a well intonated instrument
Landon Williams
No he's said multiple times that he lives somewhere in California. I called him out on turning up his amp past 1 because of how loud it would be and he said all that. I know he can't because the walls shake in my apartment when I have my 50w amp at 1 with a 2x12. He's using a 100w amp with a 4x12.
Cameron Sanders
He had to go in for breast implants and will be back in a few days.
lol i never broke a string stretching strings you must be an ape
Christopher Johnson
Testosterone and a diet full of protein makes you stronger, bro, that's just how it works. I'm a working class American chad so I can't help having muscles.
What? He posts here every day about his American Strat, the reason why he thinks he's some kind of hot shit is because he has an American guitar even though he lived in a favala
John Gonzalez
That's a CLP II-S, not a les paul
Also post the website that sells that guitar
Luis Lopez
>im not jcope Who are you then? I can't keep up with all the different favela monkeys here
>sand your guitar's neck down >it increases in value I'll take "things that never happened" for $100.
Henry Rodriguez
favela/10
Zachary Thompson
>Satin necks are better that's why all the $4000 custom shop guitars have polyurethane gloss finishes, nobody actually plays those, the $400 squier is peak guitar
Jaxon Watson
This photo legitimately made me laugh out loud.
Caleb Clark
No just normal finger bending, almost never used the whammy bar even with the Floyd so I was looking for a normal bridge, I'm tired to need 5 minutes to tune my shirry Jackson floyd and half an hour to resting it
Anthony Rivera
I have a couple expensive guitars, but I definitely prefer satin. Hence the modification to the jag.
Self taught players with bad technique prefer satin because they put too much pressure on the thumb, causing it to stick and drag along the neck.
Instead of changing their bad habits they change the guitar. Dumb, I know. Guitars were finished with "sticky" lacquer for hundreds of years and it's just now a problem?
Angel Powell
>sever brain damage from lack of oxygen well that explains it then!
Nathaniel Perry
Oof
James Thompson
Do Strats with tunelocker exist or do I have to mount them?
Bentley Brooks
this is pathetic
John Powell
>"sever brain damage from lack of oxygen"
replying to yourself?
Julian Cruz
>well that explains it then! Why you keep shitposting?
I am working on a budget and have an interface, a guitar and a bass, also I don't know anything about keyboard. I'm not trying to get a pro sound I just think it would be cool to make music like that as a hobby.
Nicholas Jenkins
Yeah, I hear when you get asphyxiated you start forgetting how to spell.
Lol guy's a huge larper. Hot shit and can't keep in key or play at a steady tempo. Guy has made so many excuses. He made a huge deal about his amp being amazing and couldn't even record it. He ended up recording with an amp sim and proved not only how poor he is but how inept he is at playing.
I can't sweep pick for shit but at least I can play to a tempo and write shit that's in key.
Charles Phillips
but all the custom shop guitars literally do have sanded down necks
Luke Rogers
No they don't
Gloss is the standard
Leo Russell
Kek. Imagine being so ashamed of yourself that you pretend to be a tall american
Tyler Reyes
>an entire generation of aspiring musicians who have no idea they've got nothing of value to say This is the role the music industry used to play, weeding out the talentless hacks before their terrible music ever got to anyone's ears.
Luis Rivera
>Sam is 5'5" Jesus Christ, this thread just keeps on giving.
Luke Hughes
uuuuuuugh guys this threads is barely 30% about guitars do the quarrellers need their own containment thread? dont forget to dip your guitars in oil
Ayden Lewis
I cant tell you why my guitars buy and sell for what they do, but the fact that I sand the necks down is pretty unanimously appreciated by the guys who come by and try or buy one. Pretty sure you imagine it to be more destructive than it is. Its still glossy and looks finished, not grey and strange like relic'd custom shop guitars.
Ryan Flores
That's a really funny pic but why don't you like them? I mean you can have the commodity of a non autistic bridge system without needing to retune the guitar every 20 mins, and they let you mount strings more easily
Mason Cruz
Him being an American doesn't even make any sense though. Why in the world would an American brag about owning an $800 guitar here every day?
Robert Campbell
Ah sorry it's because they are called locking tuners mb
Luke Kelly
I though he got vanned like mad thad for his "don't click" folder
James James
This is the funniest picture I’ve seen in a long time ily sam
It's because most guitarists are self taught retards with bad technique. The average guy actually plays like this and mashes the neck into his palm. Fewer people still play like this but use their thumb, giving themselves eventual wrist pain.
Because they know better than several centuries worth of guitarists before them, right? There aint no "right way" to hold a 'tar, this is amurikuh.
Simply crossing your leg might take you out of the "dude, look at my junk, suck my dick, i'm a rock star" power stance but the small change makes the fretboard easier to reach using your thumb lightly touching on the back of the neck where it belongs. Sanded necks are unnecessary and even undesirable this way.
Of course, if you really wanted to look like you wanted your dick sucked you'd play standing up, then you can use the strap to put the gutiar anywhere you want.
Hes not me. And i shitpost from work so no i cabt revird my jcm900 right now. And i need to buy a mic. What should i buy?
Nolan Torres
This is fucking gold dust. He's like a five year old playing air guitar.
Luis Clark
SM57, you utter cretin.
Evan Foster
except that he does it while playing guitar better than you youtube.com/watch?v=8rT5Qagf2D4 (this was before he started strenghtening his arms and fingers with dogfood sacks)
Elijah Perez
This is what i mean by undiagnosed aspergers. In his heart of hearts he really thinks he looks cool. And is completely unaware and oblivious to reality.
Carson Parker
>What should i buy? deluxe wheelbarrow handles
Levi Jenkins
a mic
James Collins
A sm57 is available from $70 on Reverb or the sennheiser e609 are cheap too
Asher Gray
>he Fuck off, Samuel, this is nothing to do with you.
I'm tempted to agree, he honestly seems to have no idea. That said, it does make it even funnier.
anyone knows a good site for learning bossa nova style guitar?
Liam Roberts
>EMG >active pick up in general why would you even get a tele if that's what you wanna do?
Oliver Cox
At the least he would be paying $400, so yes that’s too much for him
Tyler Anderson
he has sever brain damage form oxygen deprivation
Zachary Lee
>sever
Zachary Davis
fruedian slip, just wishing you'd sever your brain stem
Benjamin Young
You've done it twice. That's not a slip, that's illiteracy.
Mason Wright
lmao that's not me retard
Luke Perry
I actually sand the rounded edges of the fretboard individually on maple neck guitars. Even classically trained guitarists would get noticeable friction from those points of the neck. I promise you, you would fucking love it if you did it to your guitar right now.
Julian Murphy
No because theyre hideous. Im looking to spend about 600 for a pair. When it comes to using a daw and interface i have stated many times before that indeed i dont. Im learning as i go.
Nice deflection after I called out your absolute retardation
>DUH YOU MEAN PLAYING DUH CHORDS HUH-HUH?
Parker Martin
So regular soloing? Lmao you stupid bitch
Nathaniel Richardson
Thrash isnt very orthodox. Listen to slayers first album for unorthodox. Bit if you want to be technical and apply theory listen to alex skolnicks solos with testament. Hes a classically trained jazz guy that became a metal icon. Listen to eerie inhabitants.
William Scott
>he plays the same solo on every style of music
Michael Long
If you want to record both, get an SM58 and take the ball off when you're recording the guitar. You can record two cabs at the same time, but you'll be using it as a room mic.
You should consider getting a better interface. And if you want to record both at once, you will of course need two mics.
For more information, try talking to /prod/.
Jason Powell
Can you give me a list of these problems.
David Walker
answer the question
Jordan Lee
Oh look another ADD zoomer looking for a cheat code for something.
Juan Bell
Answer deez nuts, bitch.
Hudson Hall
Thanks for the info. Whats my interface lacking?
Brayden Brooks
>you mean changing chords No, he doesn't. Can anyone in this general play guitar?
What no Not him. Btw I have shit equipment but if I had the money I would get a kick ass pedal board. I only have a wah pedal I got cuz it was on sale. Its a funny pedal
Nolan Howard
when i have the money i'll get a zoom g3xn and not look back. ill only replace it when they make a better one (next generation)
So these compact" pedals" have all effects in them right? So why don't people buy one of these things, maybe the best, and don't bother with getting other pedals? Why can't we digitally reproduce any pedal possible?
