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median age of this thread: 15
Scar Symmetry - Holographic Universe.
yikes cringe sweaty who hurt you
All these flavors and you chose to be salty
Festival bands you can't escape:
Sabaton, Alestorm, Sepultura
gojira
AOTY coming through lads
Post more horror intros that transition perfectly with the song m.youtube.com
hand over your NSBM and nobody gets cleansed
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have done terrible things
We all stray from the path of the Lord sometimes, child. But with penance, you will find your way again
Will you help me, Father?
Of course, child
Will you pray for me?
Yes...
WILL YOU FUCK ME?
Pretty much every horror gore band in existence.
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What do 15 year old zoom zoometalheads listen to?
Periphery
Thrash sucks.
>the rock movie
Thoughts on Gamma Ray?
Ramma Gay
Only song I have heard of them is this some old 90s metal compilation CD I have
I'M FUCKING 27 YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCK
Arghoslent pretty much riffs.com
melodeath sucks
classic one
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>I do that rather well... don't you think?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I shitpost rather well... don't you think?
is there any that doesn't suck?
asking for myself
not really
Thanks but is there a chart for instrumental death metal?
CHEERIOS JUST AINT THE SAME
No idea, there is not enough instrumental music out there.
>mfw someone made a food parody of TRITSIO
What has this genre become
Depressing Paths Through Fullmoon Forests
i normally like bm much more than dm but i have to admit dm lyrics are fucking superior 90% of the time
>glam metal
HARDER THAN STEEL IS MY KING'S WILL
Why would you put WD40 next to glasses in your kitchen like
>OH YEAH POUR ME A GLASS OF OIL WOULD YOU?
legendary henker releasing something this year after almost 10 years anyone as hyped as me ?
hmm this is solid. feels like if this was mixed today it could easily compete with modern death metal
atmoshit sucks
CHAD METAL
maybe if you keep posting it people will start to believe you
Amon Amarth
Korpiklaani
I believe him
This is bait
I like Death but it's hard to get over the fact that Chuck Schuldiner was known for his blowjob skills.
what drug elicits the best metal and why is it acid?
power > black/death
What is the most soi killer traditional heavy metal band?
Death SS
Post cool metal band names:
Epicardiectomy
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fuck off shartfag
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deathrash
dutch edition
manowar
Cirith Ungol
STEEYAAAAAAL!
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the true GROOVE
metal
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this thread is slower than Euronymous' pulse
Haha FOOD lol. The height of comedy
New Devourment kind of sucks.
As new as old, it seems.
things don't change i see
this shit is bland as fuck
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1995 was a based year for doom
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>1995
blessed synchronicity
I can't believe Dragonforce have lost everyone from the Ultra Beatdown lineup except Herman & Sam, they are the only members who have been with the band before 2010 now
ultimate doom was 95
yeah
Anyone got any obscure one and done album bands from the 90s?
not exactly 'one and done' but this avant-garde death metal band suddenly made a power metal album in 95 then disappeared forever - and its fucking GOOD
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t. year one metal listener
>have been going to festivals for 12 years
>never seen Sepultura live
come at me faggot
nah i actively listen to metal for 5 years but generally don't like thrash metal and punk too much, with a few exceptions, so yes, i haven't listened to too many albums in those genres. but that doesn't change the fact that the album is bland as fuck. it's not interesting in any way except just couple of good moments (especially on race war). The vocals are just the most basic shitty thrash vocals #6, the riffs sound terrible i feel like i've heard them already 1000 times. the lyrics are just... there
it's shit nigga, i know you are trying to fit in, but it's just shit
.t butthurt German or Jew
crossover is the worst thrash genre
rip mark the shark
Yo lads check out new shadow of intent, its coming out tomorrow and its bretty damn good
fpbp
A good tradition never truly dies.
>mfw I only got into Manilla Road after Mark died
I will never forgive myself
Cope.
Gates of Ishtar
Forgot Lugburz as well.
I don't think instrumental dm really works unless you're doing something pretty technical and out there like Blotted Science. Like, From Skin to Liquid is a pretty good Cannibal Corpse song, but their style doesn't really lend itself to a fully instrumental direction.
GYZE is the only melodeath band that doesn't suck, everything else is a lie
I stopped caring once ZP left
That's awful, user
they had a demo tape but that doesn't count
based MELOdeath
crossover is not really a genre but a mix of two genres mostly
>coreshit
>meloshit coreshit
>Band is from France/Belgium
>Band name is German for "executioner"
>Band theme is samurai shit
Pretty cringe t.b.h., where does any of that come together? Why do bands do this?
Just listen to the music and decide if it's good or not you fucking nerd.
>band name and lyrics are in norwegian
>from chicago
desu there's really no excuse not to sing in your native language if you have harsh vocals, not after stuff like Vikingligr Veldi and Hvis Lyset Tar Oss did just as well as any English language album
fucking hell man this slaps hard
hows russia
FASTER THAN A RAZOR BULLET
>desu there's really no excuse not to sing in your native language if you have harsh vocals, not after stuff like Vikingligr Veldi and Hvis Lyset Tar Oss did just as well as any English language album
as a brazilian this is one of the reasons why I don't like Sepultura and Angra that much. Fucking angloboos.
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Well, Sepultura I can understand, back in the early days it was pretty much unthinkable, though the Colombian bands were singing in Spanish from day 1.
Angra has clean vocals so it's different imo
It's "laser bullet" user
>he doesn't know
Why did this general like Lightning Bolt so much? I think they're great but definitely not fucking metal.
that's Serbian
Where do I go to find stuff similar to Grausamkeit?
Metallum and last fm aren't being too helpful
I don't really have a problem with that as long as someone in the band at least is or speaks Norwegian
Every once in a while I come across band/album/song names with titles in Latin and German that aren't correct, and it's not like they're bands that are going for some kind of parody DGAF thrash attitude either. It literally takes 5 seconds to look up
what's unhelpful about MA?
>Angra has clean vocals so it's different imo
Nah. The only reason people don't like singing in local languages is because it makes them realise how cringy and silly the lyrics in metal are. From a musical standpoint it sounds just as great.
I almost never read the lyrics from most bands anyway because they're often frankly just not good, but I can see why musicians want to be as accessible as possible, especially within smaller subcultures/subgenres. Even the biggest tryhards from 2nd wave BM went with English mostly
That's also not just limited to metal obviously
This general never talked about Lightning Bolt are you trolling?
Because they're loud and based. Great show every time I've seen them as well
Nothing is as degenerate as grausemkeit
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just listen to Burzum
>basic shitty thrash vocals #6
you are full of shit, post literally one (1) thrash vocalist who sounds like steele, there isn't one.
> riffs sound terrible i feel like i've heard them already 1000 times
heard them where?
find a flaw
lightning bolt was unironically david bowie's favourite band
Inno and Majesty dip a bit too heavily into synth schmaltz.
The covers on the reissue are pretty worthless.
Other than that, absolute classic.
So, is shartfag banned?
hopefully so. so far this thread has been shart-free
t. shartfag falseflagging
JESUS
HITLER
IS
ADOLF
VON HENSELT
USE YOUR DEMON EYES
UNCOVER THE DISGUISE
TIME IS OUT... YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
I DON'T NEED YOUR GOD
Its heavy and good.
Thoughts on this ? I like it a lot so far personally
Source?
i actually can't find one lol. i remember at the time bowie died Cedric Bixler-Zavala retweeted something from one of the members of lightning bolt that was basically bowie saying they were the best band he'd ever heard, but now bixler's twitter is gone and google is just giving me stuff about aladdin sane. fuck
is sepultura butt now? i never bothered to listen to anything past arise
slaughter of the soul and maybe heartwork
>now
You stopped at the right time
Chaos AD and Roots are basically Nu Metal, and after that drama happened and Max left the band. A literal giganigger with a shit voice took his place.
Years later even Igor left and joined Max for his projects.
I'll let you imagine the absolute state of Sepultura in the current year.
>Yes, I am going to the record store to pick up the newest release from Dark Descent, how did you know?
By the faggy Louis Vitton handbag and ankle-length sòy pants
>Sorry, are you intimidated by my alpha male fashion sense? Don't worry, I can accommodate for you.
SEXcore is actually the only /meal/-approved style
he just took that bag from some guy 15 minutes ago, the man was too afraid to resist
and the pants are actually the longest size you can get off the rack, he's just that tall
Maybe you're getting confused with Bolt Thrower?
>Pornogrind
based and mass shooter pilled
what are you blasting, fags?
I'm enjoying it and no one can stop me
>When there's actual dishonest riffs in the new mid-paced, bone chilling slow burn with a "say more with less" approach, dread-inducing, atmospheric, dark and eerie, hardcore influenced, cavernous death metal record
I cant believe I hadnt heard this until now
holy digits, Batman
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What genre is this? Metalcore? Deathcore? Powerviolence? Crossover thrash?
>alô
>alô lula..
fuckin based
also, looks like some sort of thrash/crossover with some metalcore or melodic elements
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typical tuff guy hardcore/metalcore sound
LANCER
STAKE
LIGHTNING
FUCKED
>Just heard a black/Asian kid say Aristotle is a hack and shouldn't be remembered After screaming Suu Wuuu and flipping me off
Metal for this feel, please.
Like Mastodon-type stuff yeah, acids good for that. Idk if it elicits thrash
Get off your computer and go lay down in the forest to get the complete experience. Det Som Engang Var is perhaps the greatest song of all time.
idk man i feel like listening to thrash/death/black on acid is a guaranteed bad trip.
I experienced it driving down an empty road around 5 am just as dawn began to break.
It was incredible, the bass drum first kicking in blew me away
thanks
Heavy Load
>Megadeth opening for Ozzy
Am I legally obligated to go?
blatsing this shit
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only if you go to court when you have to
lol
thoughts?
Gojira
Arch Enemy
Trivium
Napalm Death
KILL ALL FASCISTS THEY DON'T BELONG TO OUR SCENE
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>(((OUR))) SCENE
metal was never yours. dil8
seething inceloid
calling it a "scene" revealed yourself as the very thing killing it
>responding to such shit bait
Good old /meal/ I guess
Don't know if you count demos, Meadow in silence had 1 album but also 2 demos, this is their second demo as I prefer that to the album: youtu.be
Kvist is probably the most obvious one, but may not fall under "obscure". youtu.be
Visceral Evisceration is another great band that broke up too soon, they released another great demo after this under the name As I Lay Dying youtu.be
damn
Okay Lads what is your favorite Danzig album?
good stuff user.
AAHLE YOU LEADYY TO DIEEEHHHH
damn
It is also confirmed that he has a micropenis
why do Septic Flesh look so edgy
Cause they're a metal band
formerly thrash seeds
These, especially Arch
based. my favorite burzum song along with Stemmen Fra Taarnet
If you listen to something you like it just sounds reeeally good.
The shortest one
Max went on to innovate his own JUMPDAFUGGUP nu-core though, so it doesn't really matter which band you listen to.
Cool art. Has some riffs that hold interest, but overall this sort of Finnish influenced death/doom is getting really played out. Way better than shit like Ossuarium at least.
Thoughts on Antestor? based or cringe?
LISTEN TO CHAD METAL NOW
>doing well at job interview
>that's an impressive CV, but how do you explain that conspicuously long gap in your life where you were unemployed in between working for Morbid Penis Horror and Jew Atomizer?
What are some Iron Maiden songs where having 3 guitarists actually makes a perceptible difference?
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what the fuck is this?
I was working with goat sperm. No, not the band, I volunteered as a farmhand.
Seth was such a nice young man, what happened?
Too innocent for this world. Even if he had stayed alive, he would have been so shocked to see all the scandals caused the violence against women today that he'd sip right into another coma.
>he'd sip right into another coma.
>sip right into another coma.
>sip
Was this intentional?
*sips*
Comas today aren't the way they used to be.
its fun to be dark
Why is it so much better tan countdown?
He embraced the fact that he was making limpdick radio metal and dived fully into the catchyness, whilst Countdown is full of awkwardly paced tracks that aren't either catchy nor thrashy. That said, Ashes In Your Mouth is one of their best songs.
>David Mustein got fed up making 5/10 records and for once put out a solid 6/10
it's hard to believe Megadeth meme is still alive
Countdown was their first 5/10 though, they had all been 8/10 and above before.
real metal
yup
did alexi laiho stop stealing riffs?
did he stop existing as a whole? COB feels like they vanished from the spotlight this decade after everyone was seing they were going to be the next big thing and we'd be seeing COB clones in the future.
when did he ever steal riffs? hes original af bro
So Far is definitely 7/10 tops. A step down in every way from Peace Sells.
Good one
Man, my neck fucking snaps as soon as I hear this one. What a track.
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You are both full of shit. Here is my hot take
KIMB and RIP: 7.5/10
Peace Sells: 8/10
KIMB is pretty timeless, you should listen to it 10 times in a row.
boooooooooooooring
I am , I actually agree with your rating
GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO
Why do people post arbitrary scores that mean nothing?
well cobs early stuff was pretty original atleast
Typical of ameridumbs, they always think they're the center of the world and their opinions are important.
Why do people post arbitrary posts that mean nothing?
seething
why did you post it twice you faggot 0/10
no idea, i stopped listening them long time ago.
lil red riding hood was a ripoff of Dissection's Night Blood and Unhallowed.
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Industrial metal from Finland
I rate this post 6/10
1/10, needs more trap influenced beetz
I have never been able to "get" harsh vocals. I like instrumentals and clear vocals, and I can understand gravelly/distorted lyrics given a few listens, but straight-up death growls or harsh screaming are beyond me. I understand goddamned German better than harsh vocals. How do you guys do it?
Because I live for ÖUGHs
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>I have never been able to "get" harsh vocals. I like instrumentals and clear vocals, and I can understand gravelly/distorted lyrics given a few listens, but straight-up death growls or harsh screaming are beyond me. I understand goddamned German better than harsh vocals. How do you guys do it?
desu after a few listens you get it. It's about emotion and atmosphere. what i'll never get is listening
open your mind, think of it as an instrument
Amphetimenes
Shut up retard
It's my favorite. It's great but it has obvious flaws.
You get used to it. Just check out the shit posted here every now and then
It's like a distortion pedal for a guitar. The lyrics don't matter anyways.
>2019, i'm forgotten.
THE SOBS
OF THE DEFEATED
BECAME
A PAINFUL ROAR
>live in Sabaton's hometown
>they have a big festival here every year with quality bands such as Alestorm and UDO
>always headlined by Sabaton
>every single august I have to see hundreds of fat guys in buttmetal shirts going around town
what an album cover that is
REMEMBER WELL MY FRIENDS
A WARLORD NEVER CRIES
>DUDE RACIST MELOCRAP SO EPIC
Sabaton fans are like the Tool fans of metal. Disgusting.
kike
>he hates 10/10 riffs
go back to Bell Witch you fucking faggot
Srs? I thought everyone knew CoB steals a ton of ideas, mostly from movies. They reference Amadeus on like 5 songs from the first two albums. And there's plenty of moments lifted from Stratovarius, Yngwie, and Dissection.
I highly doubt it, because it's not some tiny village where everyone knows everyone of course, but do you happen to know any of the dudes in Twilight Force?
Same town
Still wondering why the booted their vocalist
>WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE MY MELOSHIT?! KIKE!
What are your top 5 metal albums bitch
>meloshit riffs
>10/10
Who are you quoting?
>metal archives says melodeath, it must be true!
Arghoslent aren't even that melodic outside of the first album
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>>metal archives says melodeath, it must be true!
>Arghoslent aren't even that melodic outside of the first album
>lrn2genre
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Why does metal have such unique album covers while other genres are typically so plain or simple?
Interesting paraphrasing then
1. metal bands were very underground and received almost 0 coverage in traditional media. having a great album cover was a way of getting people curious in record stores
2. fantasy themes
imagine being assblasted every time someone posts Arghoslent
One of their guitarists is a childhood friend of mine's cousin, other than that nah. I do see Jocke Brodén from Sabaton occasionally though because his parents live in my area.
I believe TF's singer was kicked because he wasn't enthusiastic for the band or something like that. Conti is a pretty good replacement.
Top kek, this post hit the nail on the head
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with this man
Move the fuck on
New album tomorrow and I havent heard the singles so hope it's good. Was fond of the first singer
:3
>while other genres are typically so plain or simple
you wish
metal will die because zoomers
>t. false flagging tranny
>quality bands such as alestorm
>quality bands
>alestorm
>quality
Do you have a hard time with sarcasm?
I just realized I don't like metal at all
I only really appreciate Thrash since it has the highest concentration of skilled guitarists with the right amount of soul
Much of everything else - melodeath, death, black is objectively no better than any other pop garbage
Post a better gothic metal album than this
Please
find a flaw
listening to music based on a group perception of what is "good" over what you enjoy is a mistake
If anyone actually does this it's a sign of insecurity
no sexy lady on the cover
>Much of everything else - melodeath, death, black is objectively no better than any other pop garbage
Did you misquote me?
Lately im tired of metal culture, and im tired of /metal/ culture. Im tired of celeb dramas in metal, of hearing about artists opinions and lifes, of soiposting, shitposting, glamposting, gatekeeping, making fun of gatekeepers, i just dont give a fuck about any of that shit. I just want to listen to good atmospheric music
He said typically, not always
Does nobody know how to fucking read
>Lately im tired of metal culture, and im tired of /metal/ culture. Im tired of celeb dramas in metal, of hearing about artists opinions and lifes, of soiposting, shitposting, glamposting, gatekeeping, making fun of gatekeepers, i just dont give a fuck about any of that shit. I just want to listen to good atmospheric music
Give an objective definition of what you mean by "soul"
You can't
Bitch
>I just want to listen to good atmospheric music
Are you trying to get people to s.oy post?
Sexy goat man not good enough for you? You think you're above a sexy goatman?
You do realise you're not forced to listen to metal or post here, right? Just take a break and listen to some other shit instead of making posts like this.
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Old deicide was pretty cool desu senpai
>preferring a woman over a hot beefy GOATMAN
Leave the hall
Yes, and that's what im doing... I havent posted in a while and am not going to visit /metal/ i for a while. And as i said, i like atmoshit, so i listen to atmoshit. Just wanted to tell everyone im tired of them, thats it
Suicide is bad ass
>Much of everything else - melodeath, death, black is objectively no better than any other pop garbage
all forms of non-erudite music are pop garbage, you retard. Stop taking pop music seriously.
You know this is an anonymous board, right?
Yes, and your point?
>curse you all white men
wtf i hate emperor now
That actually sounds alright, don't know what that SNES synthesizer is doing in there though
I genuinely like how Arghoslent as a meme has come full circle.
Is this supposed to be ironic?
wtf I LOVE Emperor now
im a lesbian
why cant it be a beefy goatwoman
you dont listen to the lyrics, you feel them
better let /metal/ know!
...
>. Im tired of celeb dramas in metal, of hearing about artists opinions and lifes, of soiposting, shitposting, glamposting, gatekeeping, making fun of gatekeepers, i just dont give a fuck about any of that shit.
you know you can simply not read it, right? it's only part of this general and simply keeps conversation going
>I just want to listen to good atmospheric music
…then do it? faggot
>muh Yea Forums kino with danny devito
saved
That's a bit of a harsh reaction to a show that fell off a cliff after a couple of seasons
formerly liked metal
heh... nothin personnel kid, but you're not true Norwegian black metal
When did they fall off?
7 or 8 or so
>Sailor Mars
You take that back, shitlord, or Trey will tell his mom about you being naughty.
Treylor Moon.
Technically two albums, and I can't find almost all of the songs on youtube anymore because that e-celeb faggot
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