What cool kids table would you sit at in the 90s?
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NIN
number 4
I’d be setting the church across the street on fire with my fellow Norwegian BM chads
would sit at number 4 but also be friends with table 2
7
Go back to r*ddit with your shit fucking meme you cunt
the CHAD table 7 vs the VIRGIN table 6
number 4 until someone pisses me off - then i'd lurk at 8
6 of course
According to this picture, I moved from table to table regularly.
table 4 would pass around the best drugs. plus raves were known only through real friend contacts so....
6>3>2>7>9>1>8>4>10>5
Kids who liked rancid and bikini kill did not sit with kids who listened to Blink 182 or the Offspring. Hot Topic kids and druggie kids listened to offspring. and jocks listened to Blink
Greenday was as universally loved as Nirvana, absolutely everyone liked dookie. Bad Religion was punk rock for marching band kids and most people thought they sucked, which I think is still true. There only good thing about br was the logo
i'd be eating my lunch in bathroom stall
In the bathroom stall with Daniel Johnston.
>There only good thing about br was the logo
Their debut, No Control and Suffer are great Skate Punk albums.
I like Weezer, MBV and listen to Green Day and Bikini Kill from time to time so......
Tbh i mostly listen to The Smiths, The Cure and Weezer in the past few weeks.
Table 11 (my real life table in 1999):
* Rancid / OpIvy
* Weezer
* Tool
* Pumpkins
* At The Drive In
* Elliot Smith
I'd shift back and forth from 6 and 3, probably piss them off and end up chilling at 8 for the last half of the year. And definitely get into a fight with some from table 9
would be friends and occasionally buy lunch for everyone at table 1 just in case
Not in my highschool
If you add Portishead to table 2 I sit with them, if not, with number 5. I’ll also would be friends with 3.
you're a faggot if you say anything but 5
Did people really used to organize themselves along fucking music genre lines? Jesus christ what a cliquey nightmare I'm glad I didn't grow up in the 90s
1 with a hint of 7, I was an edgy little shit
>zoomer who now divides cliques by favorite Fortnite skin
Yeah much better
It's still like that circa a year or two ago, high school is a cliquey hell hole. Though I was a pretentious elitist so that's why people didn't like me.
Are you me?
Definitely 3.
Social groups were clearly defined by class, intelligence, and attractiveness. The music came afterwards. There was a lot of blending though. I hung out with pink kids, who were friendly with skaters, band geeks, drug users, and hardcore/metal kids. We were enemies with goths, emo kids, and hot Topic slipknot goons. And it was good
4 or 2
why is everything else rockshit
Pink kids = punk kids, lol
Back then only white jocks and drug users listen to rap. Ethnic divide was stronger. Almost nobody knew who aphex twin or daft punk was until pitchforkmedia started getting big closer to 2001
6>>>>>>7>3
nothing else is worth even considering.
table 6
6
4 or 10
With the edgy Nordic black metal kids of course
6 just to be alongside bilinda
6
good reasoning
bilinda and kim from SY would be fun to sit by, for different reasons
10 for Beastie Boys and Chili Peppers
they left off PJ Harvey for table 5 and Foo Fighters maybe at table 7
3 or 10. They're all cool guys though.
Table 6
10.
In between 2 and 6
where are my table 3 niggers at
they're all fucking awful? why do normies only listen to a handful of similar bands and avoid everything else?
why aint no rap on here?????? this must be an all white school!!! god i hate whitey they have the worst taste in music, if u aint listen to rap u a rasict
Id only sit at the table with bjork so I can fuck her
sit at all tables besides 5 and 8
sit at the yellow table and bully the kids at the orange table and throw food at them
4 or 1 if manson moves away.
no u
rolling for a table
I only listen to old bangers like Genesis and Dire Straits. Also Bowie, a real cutie.
The one that would let me have my clairo threads in peace without incels flipping their shit
None of the above...
4 - only for the ant, that is great.
7 - because I approve the message
i'd sit on the floor.
i guess table 6 or table 7 is the least cringe but they're all cringe
where's the ELLIOTT SMITH table?
Gotta be table 3 with my niggas Beck and Billy
I’d like to add that I hope table 9 catches fire
Table 2 any day, why would you go anywhere else
6
Sat at 1, fucked girls from 5
i'd fuck girls from 9 probably emo girls get my dick hard
Imagine the fags that sit at table 8, lol
6 and you pick any other one you're fucking retarded
honestly, everything else is just a bad life decision
1Chads ww@
10, I don't like any of those groups but I feel like they're the only ones who wouldn't bully me
"nigga i'm skippin"
every time i see one of these
format sucks
I would have sat where ever blink was up to take off
2 or 6
90s I liked blink, offspring, mxpx, new found Glory, Fenix tx, lagwagon, home grown, rufio, yellowcard, shit like that lol
Radiohead's my favourite band, but I'd probably rather sit at table 6.
based noise niggas idk why weezer is there that is definitely the annoying friend that wants to hang with you
table 2, easily.
ATDI was more popular than a lot of these bands in 1999
Despite loving RH, Beck and Hole are 90% ass
Despite loving Bjork, Goldie is ass
Despite loving Primus, RATM, RHCP, Beastie Boys, and Jane's Addictions are shit
Never even heard of anyone on 5
>Implying Blur and Oasis would dare sit near each other despite making the same music
>Nirvana
>Pixies
>Sonic Youth
>MBV
>Pavement
>90's Weezer
Well holy shit, all those are in my top 25
Breeders have jumped to the top of my listening list if they're put amongst those other bands
>TLDR
Table 6 is the only acceptable choice
No wonder Suburban High Schools get shot up.
1 but I'm kicking Marilyn Manson out
>Smiths
>90's
K
>Implying you could fuck girls with music taste like yours
Table 6 but we beat up Weezer after Pinkerton
Based 10
1 are all bangers. Based 1 all day
1
as far from weezer as possible
>those wannabe punks
>rockshit
That's why I choose 4
sure you are, trent
3, 6 or 8
I’d really fit in at a shoegaze table, though.
5, 3, and 6
I’d sit there just to be close to Thurston Moore
I'm torn between table 2 and 6
Ummmmmm those were all ONE table and cool kids DIDN’T sit there
The one of
Mayhem
Darkthrone
Burzum
Immortal
Emperor
Those were my 90s bitch
6 and actually get laid
Change 6 to
>Sonic Youth
>MBV
>Dino Jr
>Pavement
...then I'm in. I don't know what faggot lumped together Nirvana and Weezer into the list
i like that 1&4 are close but seperate
Yet you were born in 2002
10 after taking a hot piss on 7 so my territory is marked
the only good bands at six are nirvana and the pixies
Nirvana is gay worst band of the 90s I’m sitting at the Hole table to give Courtney a high five for ridding the world of that Whitney fag
What’s a Whitney fag? A gay guy who listens to Whitney Houston or something?
eh nirvana can stay, atleast they were influenced by sonic youth, weezer is a fucking curveball and i hate weezer so idk why its there.
sitting in the corner listening to modest mouse
+NIN (1), Massive Attack (2), Pixies, MBV (6), Pearl Jam, Soundgarden (7), Underworld, The Prodigy (4), Fiona Apple (5), Pulp, Suede (8), Rage Against the Machine, Jane's Addiction (10)
10 easily
4 no question
1. pasty weird goth losers who might go Columbine. Probably on the A/V team. No thanks
2. bipolar and schizoid shut ins who are still cool; will go to elite universities and blossom into highly paid people in the arts
3. Smart but boring people who will wind up working for tech companies
4. lots of drugs, probably go to Burning Man, will wind up traveling a lot and going on yoga retreats. Guys are weasely semi-chad hippies, girls are super hot. More STDs than the rest of the school combined.
5. Aspiring stay at home moms who are well read, but mostly only read authors like Sylvia Plath, Janet Fitch, and women's empowerment. Probably watch Sex and the City. Half of them will have a lesbian phase.
6. Angsty kids who will go to prestigious colleges, but still wind up working low paying jobs because they're more comfortable that way. One of them will own a record store.
7. The dumb kids who aren't smart enough to sit at table 6. Half will wind up homeless. The others will become electricians, plumbers, etc.
8. Stuck up trendy art fags. Guys are gay or have "experimented." Will wind up becoming Brooklyn/Oakland hipsters
9. I literally have no idea what happens to pop punk kids after high school
10. Weird tech guys who will wind up with high paying programmer jobs, but will never develop social skills.
where the fuck is radiohead
These all are pretty good minus 1 or two artists but for my money it's 6
>tfw 6 and 8 fit me best both musically and description wise
Oh god you sound like a dick
>anglophile bicurious rich snob artsy slacker boy who probably larps as a socialist
Primus and Jane's Addiction is hard to pass up, but I'll go with 6
lol yeah basically
I'm cute too ;)
7 no fucking question, for those first 3 alone. Although missing Primus sucks.
Where’s the rap table??? I was too busy listening to wutang to listen to all them white boys!
4 or 1 if manson leaves.
A mix of the 3 and 6
Number 1 or number 10.
I'd be switching seats between 1 2 & 3 every week
There's not a single table here without a shit tier band but 6 has my homies mbv so 6.
6
Tables 1, 6, 7, and 10
Blink 182 aren't a true 90s band. Their first major label album came out in June 1997, and they didn't even become a mainstream band with teens until 1999
Most definitely 7
The table where Metallica, Pantera, and Gn'R fans sat. Fuck alternative.
alternative rock is for beta queers
MEGADEATH AND SLAYER FOR LYFE, N***GA!!!!!!
they call it alternative because the people who listen to it live an ALTERNATIVE lifestyle. (im sayin theyre gay lol!!!!!)
6 or 2 would be the obvious choices
6 all the way
4 or 7
Underworld is the greatest band of all time and space
where's the metalfag table
Under the bleachers
im the cafeteria lady :)
table 2 for me
I'm with Gene and Dean Ween getting high behind the bleachers
Hell yeah man
Tori Amos
youtube.com
I can move between 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 and 9
more Reddit than this isn't gonna happen. bet this whole fucking format came straight from Reddit or 9gag.
fuck.
off.
no
one
cares
Did anyone here actually grow up in the 90's though? Real talk as the kids say, or said.
Metalheads in the 90's were cool dudes you could play vidya with, get stoned/drunk, party, etc and generally cool people, alternafags were stuck up social hierarchy obsessed drama queens who thought they knew politics
so this is where Evanescence got their sound from
Obviously table 2 but I keep wondering how one decade could be so utterly devoid of talent, generally speaking
Nin
8
Table 2 by farrrr you have to be completely retarded to think otherwise
numbah 9
the funnest shit to jam out to on guitar
Table 2 all day, it's straight up flawless
I like Tool but it seems that 1 was intentionally designed to be the school shooter starter pack.
2 af but I’d chill at 5 too
Since I'm black I'd be sitting [spoiler]in juvenile hall. [/spoiler]
This but in reverse.
I like artists from nearly all of these groups, I guess 3 or 4 has the most?
Why the fuck are No Doubt, Hole and Garbage grouped with Radiohead and SP?
1 and 4
2
>alternafags were stuck up social hierarchy obsessed drama queens who thought they knew politics
>implying anything's changed
I'd be sitting by myself listening to Tuvan throat singing and classical guitar, just like in real life.
Secondary school was a very bad time for me.
>spend time make this
>get one reply
It almost makes it feel like I'm wasting the best years of my life posting stuff on a meaningless image board
>Underworld
>Prodigy
>Chemical Brothers
>Fatboy Slim
>Orbital
4 is absolutely stacked. I don't see why would pick anything other than 4 if you had taste.
Britbong here, I was at highschool in the late 90s early 2000s, and yeah it was pretty much like this. At my school there was a pretty clear division between kids who mostly liked indie (NME core, also Radiohead, Pixies, REM), kids who mostly liked "metal" (mostly nu metal and punk really) and the "trendy" jock kids who mostly liked pop, rap, r&b, dance music. A little bit of overlap, but as he mentioned it also correlated with other factors, especially how you dressed (even with school uniforms, you had coats, backpacks, hairstyles, piercings, wallet chains etc that could identify your group) and where you went and who with.
Now, what was fun was the Reading Festival. Granted, it has always been shit compared to Glastonbury and other stuff, BUT when I first went it was a place where the "uncool" kids from school, mainly the indie kids and metallers, could get together and have fun. An unholy alliance forged by cheap hash, supermarket vodka and actually being able to appreciate some of the bands you otherwise wouldn't listen to. Reading has become a commercialzed shithole without any rock music, let alone metal or indie, but for a few years it was a good place.
Pic related was the lineup in 2003, now THAT was good music *sip*
6 obviously
Where my Twos at?
1 or 10