I beat my wife today, oh boy

I beat my wife today, oh boy

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woke up, fell out of bed
dragged a comb across my head (then beat my wife)

a hundred bruises on her fatty rear

There are people who'll remember
I beat my wife, though most don't care

Imagine all the people
Living life in fear

When I wake up early in the morning
Beat my wife, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Lift my belt, then she'll scream (then she'll scream)

Let me beat, let me beat

Woke up, threw my gal out of bed.

Is there anybody going to listen to my story
All about the girl I keep to beat

Black eye bleeds in the dead of night
Take these broken bottles and clean it up

ALL I AM SAYING
IS GIVE BEAT A CHANCE
(Hit her with me now)

I beat her ass, yeah yeah!

HE BEATS HER YEAH YEAH YEAH

He literally wrote lyrics about beating his wife, you don't have to make them up

Imagine all the beatings

this

the beatcels

In her eyes there's something lacking
What she need's a damn good whacking

WOMAN IS THE N-

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>The BEATles
the absolute madmen lmao

>”Actually, John Lennon was a misogynistic piece of shit that physically abused his first wife, and neglected his first-born son. I don’t have any sympathy for him; he’s an overrated dickbag.”

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>Actually, John Lennon was a misogynistic piece of shit that physically abused his first wife, and neglected his first-born son. What an absolute madman lmao

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turn off your mind, relax and beat your wife

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