Describe the Discography of a Musician/Band and anons try to guess which artist is

>absolute mad lad
>yo wtf you cant buy money :(((((((
>look what i found on the road this is for sure going on my wall
>it's like the other but times 2
>look at this hot asian
>vary shallow
>"February 20th, los angeles, california
I'm in the studio"

i'm bad at this shit

very incorrect

no one has ever guessed this band but here goes
>we can’t find a singer so here’s an instrumental EP
>okay here’s our debut album with TWO vocalists
>the record company wouldn’t let us make a double album so here’s the remaining studio material from our debut
>we really like geology
>dude atheism lmao
>dude atheism lmao part 2
>*watches Stalker once*
>we really like geology part 2

>lets do cheap trick for gen x
>oh shit our vocalist is depressed now, also hiatus
>hey were back, what do you mean we've sold out (just you wait)
>lets do that again but better, you know the next album could be gre-
>oh you thought we sold out before
>ok we "quirky" now, also youtube
>lets make our worst album, also Lil Wayne
>ok we're going back to our roots, wait this is pretty good
>lets keep the roots thing but also california
>remember when we said we're going back to our roots yeah FUCK THAT but we still have california
>Lets do that again but more boring, also meme songs amiright

>loud
>Melon man suck our cocks for every single album

Blink One Eighty Two

Bork

>I don't belong here
>I wish I was special
>I want a perfect body
>But I'm a creep
>I'm a weirdo
>I wanna have control
>Whatever makes you happy
>But I'm a creep [2]
>What the hell am I doing here?

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Slowdive?

dg

yea

don't think anyone's gonna get this so i'll add a hint, only album anyone cares about came out in 2009

exactly

Yo, is this dirty projectors?

ding ding ding

>Homogenic
>meme album
kys

I only recognised it by the latter hallf. Are those early albums worth listening to? They sound kinda interesting

> noise noise noise
> some naked dude on the cover
> yo fuck the army
> im getting all emotional
> yo fuck sex
> lets sing some queen song with my pal michael
> yo fuck me
> yo brother, have some fucking tatoo for the cover
> some more noise
> and now a pop album
> back to some tribal shit with demons and religious stuff, also fuck america

yeah actually they happen to be my favorite band, with my favorite album being their second. if you like their first two, i also highly recommend dave longstreth's solo album from 2002. hope you end up finding something you like:)

xiu xiu, too easy bro

i also just realized i completely forgot to mention "slaves graves and ballads" on that list, that one's also cool, the first half is like modern classical-influenced stuff and the second half is similar to the sounds on the glad fact

>demo tape
>EP with only a couple of decent tracks
>dude rape lmao
>dude fisting lmao
>dude sprials lmao
>dude my mom lmao
>dude spirals again lmao (upcoming)

>Let's do something different
>Let's copy what we did on the last album
>Medieval fantasy sounds cool
>Rock sucks, let's just do jazz
>We should probably do more rock to make up for the last album
>We need to be louder
>Let's mix all the stuff we've done up to this point
>Fear Of Music, and Remain In Light are my two favourite albums
>The accessible album
>Let's just copy the Low/Heroes format
>Alternative rock and industrial are cool now
>Let's do an actual experimental album
>Alt rock and industrial wasn't so bad after all.

Should be obvious.

King Crim

Tool, too obvious

correct

def weezer

>glorified live album
>what if we got high, went into a shed with a 4 track, and made the best lofi album ever
>similar to last time but wackier
>lets get focused and have better production
>what if we focused on one genre?
>duude... the ocean
>duude... jimmy buffet and clean production
>aw fuck divorce and serious topics
>b sides
>mexico

Ween. More bands need to do ocean-core

Chilis?

where's Hurley and Teal?

>arguably the first rap rock album
>same album again but this time a better production
>same album again but lmao drugs
>same album again but wait we have a new guitarist
>oh my god we are big now
>guitarist left and we now have to deal with the guitarist of our rival band, no one knows if this album is good or not
>old guitarist is back and we are relevant again, sadly the production sucks
>okay this time the production is cleaner, that's something right?
>dude, let's do our Mellon Collie but made 50% of the album the same song over and over again
>do you guys think people still care for us?
>looks like they do, but anyway just make our slowest and most forgettable album

>I'm in a shed, it's cold and i'm sad
>I'm still sad but here's a few more instruments i guess
>Autotune is AWESSOME
>No2 +No3 = Pitchfork approved

RHCP?

>shit out 4 albums during the summer
>okay, now what if i actually try this time
>what if i tried a little harder?
>it becomes an indie classic
>hold on let me whine about my trans SO real quick
>shit out a half-decent EP while i work on my next album
>get a record deal
>hold on let me shill my older stuff real quick
>finally dropped that album i've been working on, it's mediocre but people still ate it up anyway
>hold on let me "fix up" that album people really loved real quick
>sell out and drop a live album

yep

>fuck school
>fuck my childhood
>fuck fame
>fuck my ex
>fuck celeb gossip media
>fuck everything
>fuck my haters
>fuck me

clues?

Eminem

close but no

death grips

>stoner rock, fuzz, repetitive riffs
>more diverse, loud, dynamic, DRUGS
>just fuck my shit up bro, classic
>darker fuzz
>this one is weird
>sad, mature, singer almost died
>meh

Yeezy?

German metal, their name has to do with water. Their geology theme is a big hint

>dude falling in love is really awful, slightly decent if you are into deathcore
>lmao let's make what every other generic djent band is doing, also boxing is cool amirite?
>guys i swear Limp Bizkit and Meshuggah mix well together, why don't you believe me?
>okay rap sucks yeah i get it, here's more generic djent
>hey we are getting technical, maybe we are good after all
>nah just kidding, let's make more generic djent overproduced and sing about the typical edgy shit Yea Forums posters talk about, also what the fuck is this shit?
>oh look my last album was so bad that every member of my band left me, well i get another 3 guys and i'm coming back with a "scary" big comeback (spoier alert: is shit)

yep

Car seat headrest

shit completely forgot about hurley
i did mention teal though

>praise satan like my epic longhaired idols!!!
>praise satan but louder!!!!!
>praise satowowowow why do the flames burn so much
>ride with me into the battle brethen also fuck jews
>also fuck me priests and christianisators
>because we wuz vikangz
>*shits himself all over the bathroom floor*
>*shits himself all over the bathroom floor louder*
>we wuz melancholic vikangz
>also we were buddhists and the nuclear apocalypse is coming btw
>*boring one hour guitar solo*
>*another boring one hour guitar solo just for the fuck of it*

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a winner is you

Queens of the Stone Age

Bon Iver?

this sucks

yeah

>led zeppelin but dumber
>led zeppelin but more complex
>lmao LOTR was amazing, amirite?
>Holy shit we can actually make something great
>lmao LOTR is still great but look, complexicity
>hey let's make an album even more complex than our last two
>okay okay enough complexicity let's try to be poppier now
>okay let's continue with that but be more heavy metal oriented (best album btw)
>hey the 80s already came out, maybe we should try synths
>hey synths are fun we should keep using it
>synths but lmao we are so dark now
>dark? no we are pure fun don't you see?
>what you thought our last album was cheesy? Lmao you didn't see nothing
>despict most of the songs here being decent, title track is probably the worst thing we have done
>decent but forgettable
>decent but forgettable
>jesus christ who the fuck mixed this shit? Oh and our drummer is depressed
>Dream Theater is good amirite?
>guys we have been together like for 40 years and we are a prog rock band, we should make a concept album, don't you think?
>hey is our ear bleeding album again but this time mixed properly

Rush

>let's moan some avant-guarde shit over warm ambient
>let's moan some more but this time do it better
>where the fuck did tardis just take me
>dude fuck religion amirite
>oh shit almost forgot, heres some more warm ambient moan
>what if i take number 3 and make it poppy?
>bro wtf i just want her back bro
>tfw when two inteligent
>still sad pls come back or i will an hero
>what if...... critisize the modern lifestyle.... wow..... makes me think
>oh shit it fucking sucks, well at least let's give it a title correlating to the quality

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well that was easy

>sounds like generic music of the movement and rambles about incomprehensible nonsense
>suddenly gets big with next album by becoming the new beatles and releasing an ironic song that people thought was unironic
>makes an album that combines the best of all their work; noisy and harsh with sweet pop
>reveals the range in their artistic talent by doing an amazing live album completely different from the rest of their work
>literally biggest band in the world; they're going to be the next beatles and change music forever
>Lead Singer Fucking Kills Himself Right Before He Was About To Change His Motherfucking Sound

>lo-fi has saturated, there's no way we will break through unless we make an uncannily well produced pop mixtape with mostly awkward MIDI soundfonts
>shit, that sure put people's expectations high, let's focus and make a good single
>shit, that sure put people's expectations high, let's focus and make a good single
>shit, that sure put people's expectations high, let's focus and make a good single
>ahh shit we ran out of ideas halfway through the debut album but let's filler it and p4k it, doesn't matter because there's hype and bangers
>hi-fi has saturated, let's jump on the electronic musicians making rock music train
>alright time for an indeh masterpiece

>edgy artsy shit that no one likes because it's pretentious and gay
>orgy
>generic pop-folk-rock
>generic pop-rock
>twenty or so years later and everyone loves you

I really hope it's not Nirvana because that would be the easiest ITT

probably Nirvana, however
>Bleach
>Nevermind
>Incesticide
>MTV Unplugged
>Kurt's suicide
where's In Utero?

>S Y N T H S
>synths? what synths? I was alwys into metal, don't you see?
>okay yeah i was into synths but that's gay, now synths and metal combined
>last album again but not as dated
>hey guys i mixed metal and techno in the most perfect way possible, how about that?
>oh nevermind i'm gonna dedicate into techno now
>okay no one liked that here you have metal again
>fuck Bush
>fuck Bush: Electric Bongaloo
>fuck Bush: Just one year more lads
>no one cares
>no one still cares
>fuck Trump amirite?

>going to be the huge, genre-defining artist of the '90's
>releases third album to try to get to the masses
>comes out on the same day on the same year as another album from some unknown artist
>unknown artist explodes and cucks you hard out of nowhere
>you get a minor breakthrough album after this but you're only remembered for one song
>kill yourself like 20 years later, forever cucked out of being the voice of a generation

>Ashley Simpsons if she was raised in Nashville
>More of the same but aged better
>Best songwriting in her career so far, also a rock album
>Starting to going into a pop direction, her cons are really showing up
>how the hell is there a pop albums which worse songs are the big singles?
>no you cannot say she is a product for little girls anymore, don't you see she is edgy and dark?
>hey guys i'm family friendly again, also gay people matters

literally anyone from the late 90s/early 00s

taylor swift
too obvious

>one popular album of the time
>gets Yea Forums so mad at the point of making them look okay with Ed Sheeran

...

Ministry?

yep

Soundgarden

Burzum?

The Ocean

this is the best one creative

>we andre 3000 now
>we lord infamous now
>rip trayvon
>1999
>meme song
>A N G E R Y
>FUCK YOU I'M A FUCKIN ROBOT
>FUCK YOU I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
>shake that ass bitch

correct it's soundgarden

Nice, you got it

is no one going to guess this i thought it was kinda obvious

>punk ep that no one cared about
>super popular breakthrough prog metal made by talented teens
>expand on first album, get heavier and more technical
>singer takes over songwriting duty, everything is catchy now
>pretty much more of the previous
>super overblown prog melodrama released as individual tracks fsr
>singer does another punk record with a new band, no one notices

It's pretty obvious to the five of us on here who listen to them.

Nah, all I can say is that you're in the correct genre but that was pretty obvious from the start

bump

>best one if you are an emo christian
>best one if you love skating and pizza
>best one if you are catholic
>best one if you are an art hoe
>best one if you are Fantano

bump

Emmure?

The Velvet Underground?

ding ding ding

>shit tons of singles and mixtapes about how much of an edgelord i am
>lmao just kidding i'm actually very depressed, also lo-fi is underrated guys
>same album again but this time is pop rap
>same album again but is unifnished as hell and there's no single cohesive idea in it besides a metalcore song

>ebin workout chad metal
>same album again but not as good
>hey guys nu metal is going big maybe we should jump into the bandwagon
>hahaha look how funny it is guys we should stay like that
>okay enough with the nu metal let's go back to the groove
>fuck religion, fuck conservatives and fuck society in general (best album unironically)
>what if all our songs were extremely long?
>what if we try to variate a little bit?
>what if we do the same but also try to look us as boring hippies while shitting on Trump?

Machine Head

>weird ass debut that is barely listenable nowadays
>the perfect halloween album
>hey we are accessible now, we might get popular amirite?
>we might continue to do noisy post punk since people are getting interested in us
>holy shit we are big now
>so let's forget the noise and make whatever the hell is trendy nowadays
>okay let's do that again but make noise again
>this existed?
>oh yeah i remember this
>guys i think we starting to get irrelevant
>lmao let's get really experimental but... like... really long... extremely pretentious and utterly boring, also fuck p4k amirite?
>hey we made a great album this time and it sounds really nice
>we are still good
>we are still good
>meh it's decent but whatever just let's go to hiatus or something

holy shit that was fast

>joy division if the singer was happy
>religious commentary
>social commentary
>okay we are a radio friendly band now
>look we are christian now
>okay what if we try to experiment with electronic elements?
>what if we take it to the limit?
>nevermind is not working just go back to the poppy stuff
>okay now get back to the pop rock dressed as a "back to the roots"
>hey guys the 9/11 happened, but don't worry we don't need to be sad
>we are still popular right?
>lmao get this on everyone's iphone
>last album again part 2: forgettable as hell (thanks Rolling Stone for the good review)

U2, funny because I was trying to guess and I was looking up U2 to see if they fit into what he was saying, then I noticed this comment.