Just found out Mozart is dead.
Cryin so hard rn.
Just found out Mozart is dead
Kayden Russell
Angel Wood
What? I'm not dead. That's a ridiculous rumour. I've been alive this whole time. DaVinci's secret cryogenic freezing machine preserved me until 2010 when I was unfrozen. After that I auctioned off a few of my belongings and used the proceeds to finance my escape to Cuba where I now rent an apartment with Biggie and Tupac.
Easton Anderson
dude hes been dead for like 50 years lmao lmao
Lucas Rivera
mozart was essentially a clout martyr
Brayden Stewart
i miss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
Jason Ramirez
Shout out to my homeboy Wolfie, see you up there bruh...
Hunter Peterson
I feel happy for you my friend
Blake Jenkins
not a big loss for music
Josiah Howard
he's uhhh he's HAHAHAHA oh my this ones good, so like he's uhh (just wait) like.... in the ground n all yknow cuz hea dead haha and, uhhh well since hes (snicker) dead n all yknow he's like... (just wait) ..... HAHAHA like yknow he's uhhh he's DECOMPOSING HAHAHAHA cmon man that was really funny dont deny it, you laughed a little, I saw haha
Gabriel Collins
i laughed
based retard
Charles Baker
Hes been buried for so long I'm sure his flesh has been stripped by the worms and his bones have long since turned to dust and mixed in with the soil.
Tangentially do people still rob graves?
Jeremiah Edwards
Just found out OP is a massive faggot cryin rn
Luis Butler
Fuck, I didn’t even know he was sick
Josiah Thompson
back to plebbit
Brayden Foster
Is that a question or an offer?
Jayden Campbell
What are you proposing?
Isaiah Smith
Where have you been since 1791?
Dylan Ward
no u
Jacob Brooks
why cuba of all places? that place is a fucking dump
Samuel Stewart
I think as a well-off American who doesnt need to worry about working or running foul of the law it'd actually be pretty nice, and where else would he go? North Korea? Russia? Cuba's about the only country that's not all buddy buddy with America and still isn't a complete shithole.
Caleb Hall
Kek.
Angel Green
>that place is a fucking dump
Only if you're Cuban lol.
Kayden Barnes
Carson Nguyen
Strange to consider what would he would have been like if lived just 2 decades longer. Clearly he could have transitioned well to Romantic music as evidenced by his late work. He would have been the ass-fetishist god for all aspiring composers to look up to and Goethe would have paid his left nutsack for Mozart to set an opera to his Faust
James Martin
Did you know Mozart wrote his own Requiem? Very spooky.