/metal/

Who's the Yes of /Metal/?

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this album is perfect

>Nickname is Dead
>Dies
What did he mean by this lads?

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Demigod - Slumber of Sullen Eyes is #1 DM album of all time

It showed that the symptoms he were dealing with were actually real and not falsified to gain sympathy points

>powerboy

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the kid on the far left has that ben stiller haircut

If any metalfag doesn't love the Bathory, let him be accursed. Heil, Quorthon!

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I love Bathory m8

Opeth and Enslaved.

You are a good man.

IT LEAKED youtube.com/watch?v=r62LDImL7gc
I'm planning on watching Lords of Chaos later. What did I think of it?

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based and quorthonpilled

>I'm planning on watching Lords of Chaos later. What did I think of it?
I don't know what you thought of it, but it's an okay movie just not accurate

If go into Lords of Chaos expecting a serious and objective look on the scene then you will be severely disappointed. If you go in there expecting one of the best comedies of the decade then you'll have a good time

Also finnish melodeath is the only actually listenable melodeath.

youtube.com/watch?v=4VwETftQ_tw

youtube.com/watch?v=_086knDEyxE

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Comedy huh? The story does have sort of a "dark comedy" vibe, hubris and all that. In terms of the new wave of movies about metal, does it compare to Heavy Trip and Deathgasm (I thought they were 8/10 and 7/10 respectively.)

Can't wait to hear their full orchestral album that is going to drop in november.

>fapping to porn while listening to Burzum
I can hear Varg's distant disappointment

show me 10/10 metal albums and nothing less

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The movie really isn't supposed to be funny. There just happens to be stuff that makes you laugh. It's one of those "So bad it's good" type of movies.

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They fucked it up that bad?

anyone got the albums of winterschiss or trollkotze?

Sliowa - Ipknot

You are right, but you posted the wrong album.

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Yeah it's not a good movie. Since I'm expecting you are well versed on the scene there will be plenty of things that will make you wonder how this was even made. To give you an idea of how bad it is, Everybody(even if we excluded varg) that is a subject in that movie despises it.

It's actually fun movie, but don't expect historical accurarity. Also expect Varg be made into eevil misogynistic antagonist, and Euronymous into the good boy protagonist.

Altars and None So Vile are the only albums I consider 10/10
if you want shit less known, then Esperalem Tkane is probably the closest for me

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I want to suck those milf boobs.

HATRED
POSSESSING ME
HATRED
POSSESSING ME

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>accurarity

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Yes. English is not my main language, amerimutt.

I'm not american, these retards can't speak their own language correctly either.

>Dang americans

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I heard it might have a "fuck Varg" agenda. I don't care about Varg, but I hate when movies have an agenda. I'll watch it regardless.

Old: Convulse, Rippikoulu, Demigod, Adramelech, Abhorrence, Funebre, Purtenance, Xysma, Disgrace, Depravity, Cartilage, Belial, Phlegethon Sentenced, early Amorphis

New: Desecracy, Krypts, Hooded Menace Slugathor, Swallowed, Vorum, Corpsessed, Desolate Shrine, Maveth, Gorephilia, Galvanizer, Lantern, Solothus

Probably forgot some other shit

I thought it was good because it seemed pretty comedic and self aware more than I thought it would be, like where Euronymous is trying to sound evil to the Kerrang guy saying he invented black metal but then it cuts to him awkwardly spelling out DMDS. Yeah, obviously there will be joe schmoe who will have this be their intro to bm but who cares, it's been almost 30 years it isn't a secret underground club anymore.

What's iron maiden's best album and why is it seventh son

also brave new world perhaps

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>those hookup hotshot vids where dude has emperor and burzum shirts on

I think you answered your own question.

youtu.be/ZhPxFa1zgow

Gorenoise is epic

BURY MY BODY!!
COVER MY ROTTING FLESH!!
youtube.com/watch?v=769Kvl7HhVE

>Yeah, obviously there will be joe schmoe who will have this be their intro to bm but who cares, it's been almost 30 years it isn't a secret underground club anymore.
Yeah. If black metal first survived CoF and Borgir, and later, Myrkur, it will survive this movie. Most of us go into black metal through the fake shit anyway, until we know better. My first "bm" bands were Borgir and Satyricon, when I was pre-teen. :D

Fenriz is always talking about music, incessantly actually, but what is Nocturno Culto into?

Like I said, it's one of those "So bad it's good" movies. The film's problems is what makes it funny. As an actual serious film, it's terrible

>BURY MY BODY!!
>COVER MY ROTTING FLESH!!
I ain't gonna do that. Do that yourself, mate.

Listened to that album yesterday actually, absolutely fantastic. My favourite is tied between Powerslave, Somewhere Back in Time and Seventh Son.

>THERE'S A TIME TO LIIIVE
>AND A TIME TO DIEEE
>WHEN IT'S TIME TO MEET THE MAKEEEEEEEEEERa

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Seventh Son, Powerslave and Number of the Beast are probably my 3 favorites.

Nocturno Culto is a teacher so education is an interest I would say. I bet he's into hiking like Fenriz is as well

Well he obviously likes Bathory, Hellhammer, and Celtic Frost, as you can hear from riffs. He once appeared as guest vocalist on Celtic Frost gig. It's probably pretty safe to say that he's into crust punk too, since there is those crust punk elements on later Darkthrone albums.

New Cryptworm fucking when
youtube.com/watch?v=auWl-HOjGB4

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New Slipknot album is unironically good

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>tfw still no HQ, pro-shot version of Arcadia released and all we have are semi-competent fancams

youtube.com/watch?v=313PmzjBCl4

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melodeath sucks

>Yes
more like No

Epic, simply epic

if you like babymetal you need to fucking leave

Based

power metal is better than death/black metal

better than death metal for sure not black metal tho

Hehe... just kidding of course, I only listen to the based bands approved by /metal/. They´ve got to have REAL dead people on the cover though, not metal enough otherwise.

>Why yes, I listen to NSBM, how did you know?

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>look mom I'm totally trolling /metal/ right now

THE SOBS
OF THE DEFEATED
BECAME
A PAINFUL
ROAR

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Whats the best mayhem album?

>Why, yes, I am on my way to the Slipknot concert tonight

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He looks disgusting

cope

>t.

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Live in Leipzig. post-dead/euronymous. It's Grand Declaration of War

how is black metal better than power

they released a one song split and a 2 song ep demo thing as well
split kinda sucks compared to the 1st demo though

more importantly, how is death metal lower than power?

it tries to sound brutal and heavy but it usually doesn't

power > death > black

I literally am after work.

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>Kum & Go
what did they mean by this

>power > death > black

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dilate

youtube.com/watch?v=nkYf8ylQk9I

tell me about it

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reminder that power metal is for faggots
>muh Legend of Zelda Metal Cover music
fuck off faggots power metal is hardly metal at all

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That the stage is sponsored by a gas station perhaps.

Nightfall in Middle Earth is the greatest metal album of all time

dumb faggot fuck off with your Yea Forums tier """metal"""

>sabaton isnt real metal

>gayest
fix'd

yes that's exactly my point

simple it's ferocious has better riffs and better drumming and a different feeling in general

power metal is the epicness amped up and black metal is all the other stuff like subject/lyrics and sound
Honestly it just depends on what you personally like about metal and pick your subgere's from from there on out

i feel that black metal resonates with me more, if i were a happy person i'd be more of a power metal fan myself

Correct.

>has never listened to Persuader
it's a shit genre, but fuck me it produces gold sometimes

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black metal overrules both power and death

black>power>death

Was just double checking how far you anons have your heads up your ass. Enjoy the farts dudes

>better drumming
Lol doing a butterfly blast and a 6/8 beat on the ride isn't "better drumming."
Also this.
youtube.com/watch?v=v6AabvFgg9I
Black metal is probably in my top 3 genres btw.

I will more than I do Sabaton.

>Was just double checking how far you anons have your heads up your ass. Enjoy the farts dudes

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you should be purged

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Why are you listening to a N A Z I band?!

because they're fucking right

>you should be purged

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You've never listened to Blind Guardian

I mostly agree but power metal riffs are usually a lot better.

How is black better than death and power?

Ok nazi

heil

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okay, thanks

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>listening to live versions of songs
>vocalist throws in an ÖÖÖGH not on the studio version

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>I mostly agree but power metal riffs are usually a lot better.

>How is black better than death and power?

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more ÖÖÖGH the better, regardless of context

black metal is the most onions out of the three

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NS is for everyone.

>NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T INSULT SÓYBATON!!!

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>snare hit intros

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What ever happened to that absolutely fucking based leather-thrashing-mad-sepulchral-riffs-from-Hell poster

You rang?

Sabaton is shit, but you people really have your heads up your own asses, even by Yea Forums-standards

So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more ÖÖÖGH

most "kvlt" metalheads are subhumans, they say talk shit about sabaton and then worship absolute garbage like goatlord and blasphemy

>one copy of "The Great War" on vinyl please

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>shut up babe, I'm listening to the new Burguli track

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>GHOOOOOOOOOUL
>snare roll into 10/10 BM
youtube.com/watch?v=IQi_hJ14AJE
my fucking dick

Where do i start with depressive black metal?

youtube.com/watch?v=DytOwUOCNHw
Whoopsie

chug copious amounts of soyy

i was thinking more like this
youtu.be/68VUrXL0uqs
dont really like this type of goregrind but the 1 2 3 4 hits get my dick rock fucking hard
early Disfear did it as well
youtu.be/r0ujMO9DW2I

Silencer, Hypothermia, Ancestral.

Silencer

Depends what you're after
Nocturnal Depression - The Cult Of Negation is an okay starting point imo
If you want your DSBM to be close to standard BM with riffs and the like, then do Silencer - Death Pierce Me

I love power metal but sabaton is shite

>Hypothermia
poor choice, why not just throw out Lifelover which is Hypothermia but better

definitely like riffs in my BM, inquisition and absu are a couple favorites but im open to whatever is considered essential DSBM. Have heard cool things about leviathan also

Hey fellow Babymetal and Sabaton fans, what do you think about Joakim's feature on the upcoming Babymetal-album?

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>leviathan
its so BM that it barely resembles DSBM
all the mentions so far are worth checking out as starters, and I'd also consider checking out Sui Cadere as well as And End... - Between Light And Lies

Do Lifelover do chill clean stuff like Gratoner? Genuinely asking, was just trying to cover a few variations of dsbm.

The most cohesive and complete album Crowbar ever put out. Not a single weak track and it all flows together beautifully.

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desu not really, it pops up every now and then but as Hypothermia are from ex-lifelover members with a bit too much love for post-rock imo I consider it inferior
they do the odd track like Visdomsord which is chill, and I guess might have inspired Hypothermia in ways

NOT A PRISONER
I'M A FREE MAN

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Which active bands are considered THE elite ones in their respective subgenre at the moment?

Underrated fucking song

And here I was thinking you guys hate Amorphis. Glad I was wrong.

HERE IS THE PIT
HERE IS YOUR PIT
ITS NAME IS SILENCE

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>"Sodom? Fucking pathetic man, entry level shit"
>"Now Fetus Curbstomper, that´s a band right here!"
>"Found their demotape at a public restroom in Reno in 2002, I still rock that shit in my Ford Escort's cassette deck to this day"
>"The cover with the dead, maggot-ridden dachshund made my mum mad as fuck"
>"Best song on that tape? Clearly "Raping War-Orphans" some of the sickest riffs I ever heard man"

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half this general is finns, of course no one talks shit about amorphis here

do you mean active bands STILL producing the elite albums or not?
as Morbid Angel are still active, but they haven't done anything good since Gateways

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What the fuck is up with all these nydm fags having amish neckbeards?

Tomhet/Wulkanaz for BM

where the FUCK is his chin?

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Is that really Moebius? I love Absurd, and Darker Than Black is probably the coolest label going atm but holy shit haha

>I love Absurd
i also enjoy retarded punk music being played on a chariot

lmao

When I bought groceries today, I saw a guy in his late thirties who wore an Amon Amarth tee, black cargo shorts, shoes with long socks and, I shit you not, some kind of Pickle Rick keychain dangling from his pocket. I really hope you guys are not like this, but feel like most of you are probably worse.

that was me, why didn't you say hi?

this but unironically
There's something incredibly catchy about a bunch of nazis unable playing their instrument trying to make black metal mixed with Oi!

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>why yes, I wear an Amon Amarth tee, black cargo shorts, shoes with long socks and, I shit you not, and a Pickle Rick keychain dangling from my pocket

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Eh, I just rock black and white tshirts with casual khakis and sneakers. You're still a /fa/ggot for caring though.

this but ironically
I find the concept of enjoying Absurd's music absurd.

You can't be in a black metal or punk band if you can play your instrument period, it's the defining trait of the genres

I usually wear stuff like khakis and pink polos and enjoy the feeling of superiority looking at people like this and knowing that I listen to stuff that is 666 times sicker than anything they've even heard of and yet they'll never suspect a thing

meanwhile they have sex and you're an incel

>Implying I'd ever buy a shirt from a band with more than 5k likes on FB
>Implying I own more than one pair of long socks (reserved for interviews)

Nice projection faggot

>BRO IT'S IMPORTANT FOR THE MOVEMENT, BRO

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>You can't be in a black metal or punk band if you can play your instrument period
Fuck, but I just recorded my parts for our next album.

Yeah but usually they at least know how to play the most basic stuff
Have you heard the drums on Facta Loquuntur? like holy shit how can you be so incompetent that you redefine the entire purpose of the instrument

>nice projection faggot

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Every time I look at this picture I find something new. This time it was the retarded Misfits tattoo

>using FB
>on 2000+19
Wow that's sad.

Yeah man, I was about to hand him my print-out of /fa/s approved fashion choices, but my cape got stuck in my shopping-cart
Made me laugh, user

>you redefine the entire purpose of the instrument

Sometimes I get the feeling that a lot of musical innovations in early Extreme Metal happened because of amateurism or straight up incompetence

WAYNK

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Wow, sounds like non-metal

Nobody hates old Amorphis, but after that I have lost my interest to them.

>but my cape got stuck in my shopping-cart
Haha, you alright user, I take it back.

MOOOOOOOOOOONCHILD

>upstage your album-release by releasing the actual AOTY
Nothin personnel, kid

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Well what else does it sound like then? Fucking polka?

>everything I don't like is onions

Everything I don't like is onions though.

don't skip leg day kids

This exactly. Fuck the posers here. Sodom was, is and will be always the best thrash metal out there.

wearing glasses is pretty cringe bro

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I'm at early thirties, and pretty much only wear band shirts, black jeans and combat boots. But holy shit I can't stand any of those "adult" cartoons though. I will probably still wear band shirts, black jeans and combat boots, when I'm 80. I say no reason not to.

/r/ing nokturnal mortum being fat fucks

> Knjaz Varggoth, singer and guitarist of the Ukrainian band Nokturnal Mortum, gives the following explanation for the contradiction: "Goruth of the Russian band Temnozor sees the Slavs and Germans as a part of a Hyperborean Aryan race and nowadays differing due to its degeneration."

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>that quote
the ULTIMATE cope

The only Russians from the black metal scene with any authority are or rather were the guys from Forest metal-archives.com/bands/Forest/7339

>founding member denounced NS faggotry and left band and BBH
>kaldrad dies
double based

i love this hit from Branikald

youtube.com/watch?v=-sPxtY9n1nU

reminds me of my favorite hit from Skrewdriver; the one that killed Ian Stuart

why do people swear by Dead Congregation's Graves of Archangels? it's a good album and maybe it hasn't grown on me, but saying it's top of all time is a bit questionable

promulgation of the fall and sombre doom are both better

SOMETIMES I NEED THE FUEL is a better album

ok i'll take a listen thanks

in awe at the size of these lads

second from the right is an absolute unit

hohol… go easy on the salo

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Ever skip that one song that calls Mary a whore or calls Jesus a failure sometimes? I do.

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fuck off christcuck

the violet cold harsh noise wall album was k i n o lads

damn what are some albums to
OPEN
UP
THIS
PIT

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the best Azerbaijani harsh post-blackgaze ambient drone metal band out there and you can't tell me otherwise
also the worst

>why yes, how could you tell atmospheric black metal is my favourite genre

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I thought this was a meme band but this album is actually pretty great.

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why is she on the cover

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fucking lol

Destroyer 666 sucks

Kreator- Pleasure to Kill

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This is what I'm listening to right now

youtube.com/watch?v=vU_S9zpj1zo
Mirkwood (usa)

how do digital streaming services work? do the artists get money per song listen? what if you hit next when theres one second left, do they get cucked out of the sheks?

we need reggae metal

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I really wish you'd stop posting about me, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=KAPYl-cp2xQ

nvm i take it back

youtube.com/watch?v=bA8IT3ez0aI

I'm someone who is considered a good drummer (people, often musicians, compliment me on my ability to play extreme metal drums)
That being said, I've always loved the drums on that album. It sounds great to me. don't take this the wrong way but you sure you aren't autistic?

Mordred song and A past and future secret are legendary and ultra-patrician tier

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fucking slow thread boys

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Anyone checking out Psycho Fest in Vegas this weekend?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPy-UQR96Q

Fucking right.

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i want to put my dick in vargs ass

>poor choice, why not just throw out Lifelover which is Hypothermia but better
early hypothermia sounds nothing like lifelover

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this. Hypothermia is raw as fuck and more post-rock influenced.
youtube.com/watch?v=4o5hH1_Df_o

what DsO is worth listening to, if any? I've only listened to Inquisitors of Satan

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Dissoshit Omega is only worth listening to if you heard Blut aus Nord's worst work and thought "huh, this needs to be even less interesting instrumentally and have worse vocals!"

isnt the lineup kind of bad this year?

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listen to paracletus

filtered

What does /meal/ think of my battle jacket?

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Half of it is based while the other half is really bad

Ofc man, if they aint producing top stuff they arent in the elite, they are has beens

Well this. I do enjoy black thrash, but Destroyer 666 hasn't really clicked with me. Black thrash is supposed sound like riff-rich, turbo aggressive, fucking metal black metal. Something that takes the best of both genres to become metal as fuck. Not less thrash, not less black, but something more. Destroyer 666 just sounds like watered down black metal. Their riffs are just boring, while the norwegians and swedes have really headbangy and unique riffs, that ooze with black and thrash. Also their sound quality is too polished for black thrash.

Weaker than some years past but they've got some strong names there too.
>Electric Wizard
>Arthur Brown
>Uncle Acid
>High on Fire
>Truckfighters
>Black Mountain
>Godspeed You!
>Clutch
They also have a few newer/obscure bands. Mother Mercury is very new but they seem pretty good, if a little generic.

cool
check out mine

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>ABBA
based

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everything on the same height or lower as the RATM patch sucks. Everything above it is great.

>oasis
>rise against
>foo fighters
No amount of Diamond Head patches can make up for these

All this but no King Gizzard for some reason

Well... fuck...

>Drive like Jehu and Converge alongside a bunch of stoner bands
what?

THE CRACK OF DOOM
FATHER
YOUR HANDSOME SON IS HEADING HOME!

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formerly he cute

Here's mine. It's a wip.

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youtube.com/watch?v=7K3whek8MHo
TIME IS HERE, TIME HAS COME!

youtube.com/watch?v=W0Y1pSFnQGc
Death Metal is the dumbest shit that has ever been introduced into music, facts.

youtube.com/watch?v=QdGD3Ukb3Q0
Fuck you pussies, I could do this all night.

great album

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youtube.com/watch?v=p6F791TdCBY
Another one

it reaches god tier status after you read the actual story

>power metal

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BULLET IN THE HEAD

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Esperalem is good but not anywhere close to 10/10

>death metal
youtube.com/watch?v=2_vOX3s9f_w

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steve is a hack

prove me wrong

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BOW TO ME FAITHFULLYYYYYYYYY
BOW TO ME SPLENDIDLYYYYYYYYY

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>power metal

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His Yes remixes are godsend at least. Other than that I don't think he's done anything worthwhile.

>death metal
youtube.com/watch?v=XRb0WZaPrnE

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>arguing over dm and power
>posts Devy
what did he mean by this?

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underrated af if u ask me

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Both dm and power sucks. Black and thrash all the way.

>Devy
youtube.com/watch?v=i9U-ytaylzM

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*blocks your path*

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Actually went to see Stratovarius with gf earlier this year (she bought us the tickets). Fun gig. I still prefer black and thrash though.

>black metal
youtube.com/watch?v=icX3a0dur8I

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>Other than that I don't think he's done anything worthwhile

get some taste nigga

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>death metal OR power metal
youtube.com/watch?v=ctdqL7Cd2jk

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>devin townsend

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Porcupine tree is proge shit

>phone posters
youtube.com/watch?v=jkCVdcECnw0

Mate... that's not black metal.

>missing the joke
>...
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redpill me on Death

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I don't get it.

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Lulu is the only good metal album I’ve heard

too much onions in this post

Start with the bass.
youtube.com/watch?v=b9AMFf5Ih7Y
Black metal is for clowns.

what blut aus nord should I listen to

>implying you wouldn't

>black metal that has good screams
youtube.com/watch?v=DCzNCahASYE

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Fuck you and kys, pathetic faggot poser.

pure musical kino right here

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>pure musical kino right here

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listen to Human. Done

Random question: any updates on Pat returning to Cannibal? If they don't have a new record ready to go next year this will be the longest gap in their history. I'm secretly dreaming Jack will come back for a album or two while Pat recovers then exit once he's ready.

>black metal
youtube.com/watch?v=btI0AiJAC70

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It'll probably be Erik since he's been subbing at live shows. I prefer him as a producer (He's worked on the best Fischer albums hands down) but at least he's worked with the band for a while so it's guaranteed good chemistry

>Black metal is for clowns.
Yes. I know, you listened some Cradle Of Filth, Satyricon and Dimmu Borgir, and now you have heard all that black metal has to offer.

i swear to god this is just a bot

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>bathory fag appears
>black metal
youtube.com/watch?v=Rcssy33l04Y

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What's the best live show you've been to recently?

I recently went to Avatar not expecting much, but I was really blown away. The vocalist has some serious range, and they've got great showmanship.

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Helloween with Kiske/Deris/Hansen all in the same stage, shit was lit

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lmao nah I made the second one last night on Krita when I saw the opportunity, I also did this one a couple months ago

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youtube.com/watch?v=N6_WKGTeWH8
youtube.com/watch?v=c-vhrv-1Ctg
I saw these fags for free, both sucked.
I don't want to give up on live shows, but it is hard to get to the good ones sometimes.

Helloween sounds fuckin awesome, wish they would come to my area

I don't mind Erik but I also would prefer he stay on as a producer. I miss Jack's songwriting. His riffs were more direct and simple which complimented Pat's spidery riffage. Rob writes very similar to Jack and I think that's why The Bleeding is so catchy and accessible. Would be refreshing to hear them give that a shot again and then when Pat eventually does return with some new songs it will have a greater impact.

And your point is?

Ya like dsbm?

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Post music faggot

So the Soidom poster is actually a power metal fag. The irony.

Nah I completely agree. Black metal sucks. They take themselves way too seriously. I would take DImmu over any try kvlt shit because they at least seem like they're having fun. That's why Death Metal > Black Metal. DM dudes just want to get drunk, party and talk about goofy gore shit that is purposely obscene to the point that it's comical. BM is pretentious af

lmao nop I'm a deathfag all the way

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couldnt have said it better

Death Metal is all about being crazy and having a good time, from the guys that cant even fill a dive bar to stadium acts, all the DM guys Ive met are goofy personalities and just a ton of fun.

Black Metal is pretentious faggots who are comically edgy, yet take themselves completely seriously. A total bummer to be around. Also a shockingly high number of literal faggots.

i want Satyr to fuck me in the ass

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>black metal?

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Exactly why Abbath is the best black metal musician, he took the aesthetic a lot more ironically and ripped on the genre while being a part of it. Just look at the fucking wizard hat in call of the wintermoon

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Death metal dudes are nerds, Power metal dudes are end boss nerds, Black metal dudes are edgy nerds, Thrash metal dudes are drunk nerds. Pick your poison.

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Holy fucking shit. Did you watch some 90s documentary about those horrible satanic black metal bands, and take all your information from that? You do realize, that we aren't living in the 90s anymore?

Here's your too serious black metal guys:

youtube.com/watch?v=_aRu_3WvE6c

youtube.com/watch?v=9H6MYFC-f2w

>my black metal is real black metal
Shut the fuck up kid

Typical Satyricon fan.

yes

abbath is fucking based because he understands BM should be more like Black Metal by venom than kvltist faggotry

No.

>Inhales
>dicKs
youtube.com/watch?v=L-iAChdicKs

>that one interview where he made fun of Varg
based af

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So you actually like CoF and Borgir?

Holy fucking shit, this thread. :D

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Is Ozzy still worth seeing live, or is he too old to hit the notes?

>that shit eating grin he has the whole time
i love that silly man

He and Varg are friends.

ARRIVING SOMEWHERE...

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Yeah, I know! That evil nazi scum needs to be mocked! Fuck the nazis, fuck the alt-right, fuck Varg and fuck Trump! We don't have nazi pieces of shit like Varg, and nazi metal genres like black metal on USA! We have better metal! We have metalcore! We have deathcore! We have nu metal! Fuck that black metal nazi shit!

:D

Reddlt

Spacing
youtube.com/watch?v=b-B4hP-t85M
>DUDE I PAINTED WITH BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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new

Look he pressed enter! Now he's cuck! He's cuck and homo and reddit like black metal!! :----DDDD

>power metal BTFO so hard he shits up the thread with his cope
dare I say poetry

cope

Doesn't matter. You're picking out a few examples when the majority is exactly as I described. You will find way more death metal dudes in camo shorts talking about getting drunk and being a dumbass vs some guy who takes that genre seriously and thinks the gore is "real".

Death metal is self aware. Black metal is edgy fags IN COSTUME. Forgot to bring that up... they literally look like clowns.

The music is also terrible. It's white noise with gay lyrics about Lord of the Rings and burning churches. Death metal songwriting, generally speaking, requires some technical ability if you're doing it right.

Fuck you nazi piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your ignorance is on fucking another level.

>You will find way more death metal dudes in camo shorts talking about getting drunk and being a dumbass
I don't know how it's in America, but black metal dudes here dress normally and do not have costumes outside gigs. Occult/satanist lyrics are lyrics just like in dm, and both bm and dm artist can have their own religions or philosophies regardless of their chosen genre.

>It's white noise with gay lyrics about Lord of the Rings and burning churches.
It's not white noise. There's plenty of nice riffs there if you don't have severe hearing loss. There can be lot of lyrical topics. Pagan and occult lyrics are most common. I rather listen lyrics about myths and philosophies, that the bands respect than the usually clicheed "shocking" horror movie lyrics. They are the clown lyrics in my opinion. I do like Bolt Thrower, but not much else in dm.

okay lol

Nice argument there mate.

>technical
into the trash it goes. the only good death metal is fucking primitive

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