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Metal Church- Metal Church : Metal Church

best cannibal corpse album

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post 'em

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Gee whiz i wonder whos behind this post

Which band is more boring? Metal Church or Iced Earth?

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Is this the new /metal/ crowd?
>I have hundreds of black metal albums I torrented on my HDD.

Zoomer black metallers consider this physical collection. Most of them wear glasses, short hair and listen NSBM somewhat ironically, but most of the time unironically.

The question remains: why would any artists keep making music for this audience? They do not buy the records, they do not go to the shows, yet they are highly critical listeners and extremely demanding. What is the appeal of metal musician to please this audience?

better than Gin

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Iced Earth's "Night of the Stormrider" is unironically a good album

anyone else hate niggers?

i hate about 80 % of them maybe 85

Metal Church's self-titled is good

You own this or just listen it on youtube?

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=WV58DVDogr4

they are faggots, pay them no attention. even i as a göre nut own more black metal releases and i don't even like that crap.

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What is the best post-metal album?

This is true, but what came after can only be described as torturous. Mike Howe is the only vocalist I can really think of that makes me sick to my stomach.

>exhibit A: 44 second mark
youtube.com/watch?v=SOGwNmUOhNo

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>posts pee-pees

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start the war pussy

>the warpussy
That sounds like a Judas Priest song title. Judas Priest with Ripper Owens, not Rob Halford.

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John Greely, was kicked out of the band after Iced Earth's "Night of the Stormrider"

>Former vocalist, John Greely, was ejected from the band after making anti- Semitic comments while on tour with Blind Guardian in Europe. Jon Schaffer took John Greely to a former concentration camp in hopes of trying to change Greely's attitude. While they were there, Greely made anti-Semitic comments towards a Jewish man who was praying. Greely also expected that since he was the frontman of a band that he should be getting more money. When his wishes were not met, he tried to steal money from then-bass player Dave Abell. He was immediately kicked out when the tour ended

>was ejected from the band after making anti- Semitic comments
sounds more like he was kicked out for trying to rob his bandmate

LOL there's no way that's real. It sounds like something out of a comedy sketch.

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eh I kinda dig the riffs

yeah but nobody cares about money disputes it's the hate that sells and gets the clicks

This must be the first thrash metal song you've ever heard. There's generic Bandcamp trite with more interesting things going on than this.

I just like really basic riffs

Basic riffs for a basic bitch.

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>I just like really basic riffs
me too buddy
youtube.com/watch?v=WjOGQ-A585Y
BESTIAL BUTCHER HACKING AND SLASHING!
RAPING WITH CHAINSAW AND SALT!

>best head in metal

based, thank you simple riff man

best chuck "deep throat" schuldiner

It's like 50% new forced shitty pasta dude.

What if I have a physical collection of torrented albums that I burned to CDs to blast them on my old hi-fi tower?

Torrents are for child molesters.

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>no sound
What a cunt.

Chuck "suck your dick while I sing Symbolic" Schuldiner
Chuck "You'll hear the Voice of the Soul when you fill my hole" Schuldiner
Chuck "I'm not gay but I'll take your dick any day" Schuldiner
Chuck "Scream Bloody Gore like I'm your filthy whore" Schuldiner
Chuck "Pull the Buttplug" Schuldiner
Chuck "Fuck me Without Judgement" Schuldiner
Chuck "I'll Choke On It" Schuldiner
Chuck "The Phallusipher" Schuldiner
Chuck "Mantas? More like Man Ass" Schuldiner
Chuck "fuck me in Stealth while I lose my health" Schuldiner

Can't wait for the autists to go away so we can have a decent /metal/ discussion.

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>metal discussion with no autists

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>/metal/ discussion.
What do you think we've been doing?

Prepare yourselves for entry level bands if you don't stop your foolishness.

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you are welcome, riff on
youtube.com/watch?v=ley535ScnUI

>Prepare yourselves for entry level bands
That's all you know, that's why you post this shit everyday.

You'll never get that because the new generation took the place of old and Yea Forums will never be the same or as you once remembered it.

Never like Morbid Angel, or death metal in general desu.

But Autopsy, Atheist, and At the Gates are pretty cool.

Why do you always post child cartoons, shartfag?

Post some obscure bands, than. Broaden my horizons!

you just like the A's?

>desu
Shut the fuck up.

what do yall think of insomnium

this isn't /gif/ numbnuts

the death scenes were the best part of this movie

I fucked up. I meant to say then.

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>than
You need to broaden your education instead.

wtf, I clicked

Why not?

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Hell yeah

Post best A metal

youtube.com/watch?v=E0AGnRlIMf8

m-mods!
Everyone abandon thread until he gets banned

wow, an actual literal newfag, two desu be honest I don't think he knows that there's wordfilters on this site

see Learn to read, retard.

Idk how obscure they are, but Calhoun Conquer are fun to listen to.

youtube.com/watch?v=RREru4SdbyI

Anyone who types "t b h" is a literal mongoloid. You'd think I wouldn't have to explain that premise.

Why is Massacra the best band ever?
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Here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=5BYKpumnwk4

You don't even know the difference between then and than.

But dude, you're a newfag, haha!!!!!!

I fucking hate it when people complain about entry level bands. I don't care what the fuck you tell me.
Grow up. You are not in charge around here!
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>You are not in charge around here!
and yet you spam threads whenever you see posts you don't like
this is fairly unobjectionable spam at least

I am better than you! Shove it up your ass, then!

Thanks, now I can rest easy knowing what Pet Shop Boys would sound like if they were a thrash metal band instead of a synth pop band.

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Quit your bellyaching and post metal, you idiot.
Stop being a bitch.

If a band is good, what difference does it make? youtube.com/watch?v=MYE-uJYCbGk

anyone who cares about people using regular common initialisms and slang that are well known across the language being engaged and spoken in is a literal mongoloid. You'd think I wouldn't have to explain that premise desu.

>@'s me just to post Tool lyrics

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No way, asshole. Shove it up your own!

>anyone who cares about people using regular common initialisms and slang that are well known across the language being engaged and spoken in is a literal
Did you have a stroke while trying to type that out?

I found the first black metal album I actually like you guys

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boy for someone complaining about people typing shorthand terms you sure don't read long words good Desu.

How can you not like some of the classics?

Exactly! People are getting butthurt about entry level bands for some reason.
It doesn't fucking matter!
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>long words
Where was the long word?

where was the part that didn't make sense?

you can't tell me what to post, faggot
youtube.com/watch?v=MrTz5xjmso4

>s-stop posting entry level bands! It is NOT allowed and it's considered spam! Fuck off!

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Exactly, fuck those fags!
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The part with the incomprehensible run-on sentence that looked like some Swahili tribesman tried to type out - so, all of it.

usually the vocals are too unintelligible and the lyrics dont contribute to the depth of the song very much

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What do you mean they don't add to the depth, like they're not well written or don't reinforce the overall theme and shit? And as for the vocals being too unintelligible, with some you can discern most of it once your ears are used to it, and with some you're just fucked, but that's what the lyrics sheet is for. As for myself, I love those agonizing shrieks black is filled with and can't get enough of it when done right.

Why does denim and leather go so well with metal?

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not written well
I think vocals start to blur together at a certain pitch, like all start to sound the same

>incomprehensible run on
let me put it in smol dum dum words for you then since you seem to think that was a grammatically incorrect sentence.
You're a dummy for caring that a guy used a word made of first letters. Guys know what it means. It's called an Initialism ( i-ni-shuh-ˌli-zuhm.) It's well known slang. He didn't say anything wrong, guys knew what he meant. Other languages (laŋ-gwij) have other slang, but T.B.H. is one in ours. You gonna be a big kid play nice now D.E.S.U?

You'd probably dig shit like DsO and what not, but I don't listen to metal for the lyrics, although a lot of band deliver in that regard in that terrific cheesy fashion that I do so love.

What's the best Sodom album?

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Persecution Mania.

Imagine if Chelsea played in a proper heavy metal band.

Wolfe? She's works best when doing her neofolk shit.

Shut the fuck up the lot of you and post music!

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We have a winner!
What's the best song off the album?
youtube.com/watch?v=A07gCQHGzHA

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>105 posts
>20 posters
Sure, the shartkid is here, but arguing about "desu" or whatever the fuck isn't any better
youtube.com/watch?v=G_qmQoTgIg4
Currently blasting this, it's fine

Oh hell no. This fucking guy, the unsung riff god.
youtube.com/watch?v=YhwW4kUQrqk

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Haven't listened to it in years, but The Conqueror has always been my favorite:
youtube.com/watch?v=1XuwtX-YAJE

Oh, my bad.

>h-hey guys! check out these obscure bands I am posting! I am SO cool!

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>Post some OBSCURE bands guys!
>woah don't actually, you must think you're SO cool

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Classics are cool, but only listening to those every day gets tiresome.

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Post some shit we're not aware, then.

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>I'm a fucking loser and can't stop complaining about entry level bands! Look at me, everyone!

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Variety is the spice of life, after all.
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Check out this classic.
youtube.com/watch?v=yFKRo12zAok

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Their best and the only I could ever listen to besides the Human Waste EP:
youtube.com/watch?v=_gkqsXluAbQ

Don't you always say you're trying to start a discussion as an excuse whenever you spam the same 5 albums? What's wrong with people actually discussing music then? Just because it's "obscure" and you haven't listened to it, others can't discuss it?

You are so butthurt! LMAO!

Here, have some fucking RIFFS and relax!
youtube.com/watch?v=Sw-2tfEUfKE

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sometimes I wonder if you actually read the things you post. i feel bad for your parents. i recommend cooking charcoal, nice quick and painless way to kill yourself

Haters gonna hate! LOL

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Come one, that's one of his funnier posts. He always adds shit like "lmao" when he wants to hide how upset he is. I bet he still hopes we'll forget that all that spamming he's been doing is him throwing a temper tantrum, just like a little child trying to get its parents' attention.

i love stratovarius

What's the best Death album?

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No more attention for you idiots! You are beyond saving!

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So my post was 100% accurate, good to know

This is probably the best black metal album ever made.
youtube.com/watch?v=rY7cz4lLL3U

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...And you listen it on youtube

lmao

>ch*rtfag posts images from Tumblr
not surprised

Judas Iscariot is also very good.
youtube.com/watch?v=MLOs94fIbu4

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it's "LISTEN TO", get it right for once you retard

iced earth by a lot

But user; "second wave raw BM like darkthrone and mutiilation" is his favourite genre, listening to it on youtube makes it even better!

Just ignore them.

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Ya like obscure foreign raw depressive black metal?
youtube.com/watch?v=DCzNCahASYE

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Exactly. Especially Ildjarn!
youtube.com/watch?v=FvhVDPX3swA

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>it's "LISTEN TO", get it right for once you retard

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You need to stop making fun of me.

Back in the day obscure bands actually were obscure

These days you open up Youtube and feel you are part of some scene and identify with it even though you were never there.

There's no such thing as an obscure band, anymore. We got the fucking internet!

*hugs*

youtube.com/watch?v=HtfblSP5ga8
öürgh

What's the best Death Metal album ever made?
>pic related
youtube.com/watch?v=q4juigf6Xp0

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what do you boys think of pallbearer

fuck death power metal is better

BIRDS

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I like the instrumentals of death and the clean vocals of power
therefore doom is the best sub genre. particularly epic doom
post good obscure epic doom

I like Gorgoroth, eh's a pretty cool guy
he praises .................satan and doesn't afraid of anything

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It's true that thanks to the internet everything is more accessible now. You don't have to read fanzines or trade tapes, you can just stumble upon shit on youtube.
I don't really know about the "feel you are part of some scene and identify with it even though you were never there" though. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think I'm a part of a scene just because I listen to the music surrounding it. I was born in fucking 97, I'm not going to pretend I was part of LLN or something like that.

Why did you mention the year you were born?

youtube.com/watch?v=FbnKIIOGYCA
Not sure about the "epic" part, but it's definitely doom and obscure, and also one of my favorite songs ever.

Why not? I'm using myself as an example.

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This chart show my personal Top 100 Metal albums. Just saying!

I don't like those kids who mention their date of birth on YouTube.
>I was born in the wrong generation!
>Slayers Rules! I am 8 years old!

What song is it, /metal/?

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I mean, to be fair it does make sense for him to have mentioned it here, since the talk is about whether or not being a part of a scene has meaning, and whether watching a video on youtube or not makes you a part of a scene. Most metal scenes sprung up in the 80's to mid 90's, except maybe some shitty deathcore but that's in an era where music doesn't have as much of a local scene since a lot of it is started online now.

OK? Good thing I wasn't doing that then. The point of my post was "how can I feel like I'm a part of a scene, when I wasn't even alive during it?"

You have a good reason to mention your date of birth. My bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=3Ud41hOUH3Y

what's the most /metal/ guitar?

take ur pic of ax

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Why is extreme metal associated with Satan?

...reasons

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Your youtube click click click browsing mentality is that you are stuck to listening those albums produced in the 90s

Nobody even goes to real studios anymore record: it is digital DAW recordings made for digital youtube playback, no wonder metal sounds so fucking shit in 2019 when the audience is zoomers born in the year 97 listening "classic" "raw" albums on 240p youtube digital quality on their laptop soundcards lmao

Because satanism used to be the most shocking, transgressive thing when extreme metal came into existence.

I can't stop listening to Carcass.

Wearing a leather jacket makes you look 10x more badass.

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This, it was also thanks to the satanic scare of the 80's, with all those satanic death cults that sacrificed children to satan.
And the fine lady Tipper Gore which provided some of the best advertisement metal could get.

Satan is a lot cooler compared to God. God sucks dick compared to Satan!

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Holy shit, time to listen to Absu again

What's the most influential extreme metal band? Bathory? Mayhem? Carcass?

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Retard

Yes. Shove it in my face. I AM a retard!

No need to kill yourself when every other member of your own race is gonna do it for you

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Mayhem

depends on what you consider extreme metal

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Discharge

Retard

Retard

I am leaning more towards Bathory. This album kicks ass.
youtube.com/watch?v=pVRWeVcFo5Q

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Fun fact: the term "Death Metal" comes from the metal band Death, they were the first metal band to create metal in this style and other bands were inspired to create more metal in this unique style, which they called "Death Metal", named after the band who invented the genre

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did you learn a new word or something?

...

nice, eventually you will learn how to spell yes and no as well.

Fun fact: the term "Death Metal" comes from the metal band Possessed, they were the first metal band to create metal in this style and other bands were inspired to create more metal in this unique style, which they called "Death Metal", named after the first demo of the band who invented the genre

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Here's the real question:
Who's better? Death or Possessed?

Morbid Angel

Possessed because they're deathrash

Death had better drumming and a better death/thrash album. Possession had the most iconic riff though on The Exorcist.

Pestilence

Slipknot

Bolt Thrower

Wew, lad! This is a very hard decision.
Pick one:
youtube.com/watch?v=nO6g4k7yYhM
youtube.com/watch?v=0dcdsfsyRnE

Fuck it. Just listen to Autopsy.
youtube.com/watch?v=7BZ_z4Byz7Y

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Even better! Devourment! This is Chad Metal.
youtube.com/watch?v=pKmfbhxYj2s

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But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

This album is amazing.
youtube.com/watch?v=HtiuwlwEbLc

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Thrash sucks.

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Thrash sucks? More like your trash opinion sucks lmao

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What's the best song off this album?
youtube.com/watch?v=QrfIm27iv5U

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Equimanthorn
youtube.com/watch?v=hF4oXZuzaDQ

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Notice how everyone has stopped talking and started listening. That's good!
youtube.com/watch?v=-UJAfT20M30

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I think liked The Bleeding the most

>le simpsons reaction
thanks for reminding me, still making this chart of essential soi zoomer core.

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You should listen to Anata - Under A Stone with no Inscription, Spawn of Possession - Cabinet, and the band Deeds of Flesh! I think you'd really dig 'em

>track 1—0:48

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can I finally get some groovy DM or what?

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Why is Batushka so fucking shit?

sneed

bolt thrower sucks

Thanks! I'll check 'em out!

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that was rly bad...

based

Might start collecting death metal CDs, would that be cool?

>would that be cool?
Not if you have to ask

My ears.
youtube.com/watch?v=sZ6HIg4Hto0
youtube.com/watch?v=yAxcH5-VO5s
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-97RX6_RNo

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MOAR!
youtube.com/watch?v=qN3gP6dnOpw
youtube.com/watch?v=X3oatbjn6AU
youtube.com/watch?v=A3htH1LoP5M

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this song bangs fuck you
youtube.com/watch?v=9MZfNOUji-I

cringe

Die by the sword

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This shit slaps.
youtube.com/watch?v=T4_lWk-QW5Q

YES!
youtube.com/watch?v=QUglcKBjo9o

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I'm done flooding the general. You can start soi boi posting now.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrqhSy72k

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What if I slap your shit?

Ignore the haters, everyone. They are just depressed losers who want attention.

Let me get this straight: Deathspell Omega is fucking soiboi "black metal" that is also hated by those same soibois? What does that make it then? Based or cringe?

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I like Finnish death metal in this style. What are some other bands like this?
>youtube.com/watch?v=JMnRRzYpdbQ&list=OLAK5uy_m2zKZHyUwqXL1Sv68EbxYIorf1GzmcQB4&index=1
>youtube.com/watch?v=BB-0D6z6_W0&list=OLAK5uy_m5AqZy7chGIYfMLTeta4csH-PzrGRxsIU&index=1
Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=ScU6QyJ-wNc&list=OLAK5uy_mr8aIzsv6-Z_kmlKYHVT9q2THQ83IlqZY&index=1

Let's finish things off with this:
youtube.com/watch?v=sC7v3vpBpAs

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hold up, is volbeat metal?

sometimes

>admitting to flooding
This thread is pretty worthless so you can keep spamming shit if you want to, no need to post ever again after this one though

Do you know why it's worthless? It's because of idiots flooding soi bois.

>sadistik forest
how can a forest be sadistik?

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BETRAYER OF GOD
PARIAH OF FAITH
A CUNT
MY NAME IS JUDAS

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I think the dumb band name is a part of the charm, but hypothetically it could be easy to get lost, really hard to navigate, difficult and dangerous terrain, terrible insects, aggressive animals, etc.
Or something like Evil Dead 1&2

You're not funny kid, stick to pretending to be retarded and spamming.

>terrible insects, aggressive animals, etc.
so, Australia?

>Satan is a lot cooler compared to God
Can't have one without the other.

>What does that make it then?
Shit.

Does Australia have forests? That being said, I'm pretty sure they meant more like Evil Dead/ Blair Witch style supernatural forest

Death

youtube.com/watch?v=XlcXbw9RWgw

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Thanks to the user who rec'd Disgorge. Excellent band.

youtube.com/watch?v=otthOTsv3E0&list=WL&index=53&t=0s

what a great album

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>answer anons asking for recs or drop links here and there - no replies
>shitpost - thread hits bump limit in no time
YOU FAGS SURE CARE ABOUT DISCUSSING METAL HUH

Hurry i need the coldest black metal you can find! Like i need my ears to freeze off as soon as possible PLEASE

Based

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see

Thanks mate

Your top 5 death metal albums

GO

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QUICK, POST A BAND FROM THE LAST SHOW YOU WENT TO SO WE CAN WEED OUT THE WIMPS AND POSERS!
youtube.com/watch?v=4oKSOyp5Ggo

i always say thanks but I don't want to sound like a redditor so I say it just once
also i might get recs 6 hours later and I might be sleeping at the time

Altars of Madness
Deicide
Deathcult for Eternity: The Triumph
Mystic Places of Dawn
Screams of Anguish

youtube.com/watch?v=prHK6d53Ufc

Where to listen to this?

>youtube.com/watch?v=4DQ3IkV0suY&list=OLAK5uy_l32n0SsE4cLHWspSC-pGB8U-3dQXkKNPE
>youtube.com/watch?v=wzTC3J0xRUs&list=OLAK5uy_lqPnxUNdL-UoBaqeDyL7YqcOwnMHMkKfI
>youtube.com/watch?v=Tihapp1PdYM
>youtube.com/watch?v=mq4XIMD3Srk&list=OLAK5uy_nIPala6KZ-cIq3FFc_DGUuMk4Ib9fdtMU&index=1
>youtube.com/watch?v=BB-0D6z6_W0&list=OLAK5uy_m5AqZy7chGIYfMLTeta4csH-PzrGRxsIU&index=1

That list may change slightly from week to week, but it's fairly consistent
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=SZoyQmaazig&list=OLAK5uy_lS2TcQAdOkfNdto-2p9CzGd8F8lcxlYk8&index=2

i hate metal

I love metal

I'd unironically catch him on an off date if it was cheap enough.

How do these pictures come out looking so cool? It doesn't look like just a black and white filter, any photofags care to explain how they take them?

youtube.com/watch?v=769Kvl7HhVE
Chris Barnes doing Vile stuff is pretty solid bros.

How come you guys aren't making a bunch of gigachad edits of Peter Steele?

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Can't improve upon perfection

Contrast is your friend.

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you will nothing colder than this

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*find nothing colder
my fingers froze off forgive the typo

power >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>death/black

Am I the only one alive this morning?
youtube.com/watch?v=TfrD1GM7u_k
youtube.com/watch?v=G__F1VmpLAY
youtube.com/watch?v=hDJTMEzJXLA
youtube.com/watch?v=uPvjkIwftu4&t=209s
Some of this is a little chilly.

Broken English is pretty cold user, no worries.

So just black and white with high contrast?
That makes sense desu

Pretty much. Getting some actual film grain helps but that was just a quick phone edit.

Is wearing band merch/longsleeves like pic related based or cringe ?

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If you're a typical long-haired, greasy metalhead with a hobo beard and army boots, it's cringe.
If you're otherwise normal and just want to rep a band, it's based.

My take is wearing band merch of any kind makes you look more autistic than you would if you were wearing just a plain tshirt and jeans; however, it's all fairly relative. In other words, if you started off as looking fairly autistic, you're only gonna go lower. If you look fairly non-autistic, then being bumped down a few notches on the autistic scale won't hurt as much. Ask yourself:
>Are you buff, or at least athletic? Can you carry yourself well (as in, not staring at the ground, not passive, can talk to people)? Well groomed? Does the shirt have a lot going on in it/edgy/colorful images that go the length of the shirt, or is it simple and tasteful?
>Are you fat and/or autschwitz? Have acne? Neckbeard? Do you look angry and/or scared all the time?
Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=2xs8ez20djg&list=OLAK5uy_mSBJbYoFx6TVg2it6KueA8WS46gMPpb4E&index=3

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just bee yourself

LIFE IS NOTHING BUT PAIN AND PISS
IT'S NOTHING THAT I WILL MISS

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As I can see it, the only pros are this
>Flying a metalfagflag to maybe make friends and have good convos
>Instantly letting people know what kind of faggot you are
I come off as a complete normalfag, when in reality I'm only outgoing, confident, and love weightlifting because I've been going to death metal shows since I was a teenager and didn't want to be the pit twink sulking in the corner. I used to only wear bandshirts at concerts, but then I got sick of meeting normalfags and not having them realize I'm an edgy horror osdm nerd. I'd get invited to get-togethers or even go out on dates only to realize no one wanted to talk about the Children of God, the Persian Empire, or whatever other autistic thing I wanted to discuss at the time. To avoid bait-and-switching people, I started wearing edgy DM shirts most days.
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=lZ7jyAK43Wc

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I'm from the future and it's actually Jute Gyte

literally nobody cares. wear whatever you feel like wearing and don't be a bitch

behemoth sucks, that is all.

lol!

Case in point you fucking /fa/ggots.

fuck off freak

You guys like going trough band's discographies chronologically? I always like to listen to their sound develop and the particularities of each album in their career. Doing it with Inquisition rn, their first album is damn good even if it took me like 2 listens to get into it, just grade A riffs there.

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what ever happened to keydragon?

based

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Paysage D'hiver is not so bad
I thought it was soiboy atmoshit

>it gets a pass because it looks kvlt
literally worse than deafheaven

thank you for showing me this album my dude

Everyone ITT is a fucking tryhard skinny fuccboi poseur and I could kick all your asses

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Sorry, should I be posting my favorite bumbum shirt instead for epoints?

Anyone know what album or band uses this painting? I saw it once and cant remember for the life of me

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what a great album

Arghoslent

Meet me at the Slipknot concert tonight pussy.

arghsoilent

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Intolerant In Flames

Thanks guys

Why should I?
Nero Forte was the only half-ass decent track

Gimme some metal that sounds like pic related

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As someone working the tour I agree. At least it's just slipknot and gojira later.

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Heh, knew you'd be too scared.

Where’s the new thread?

Nice, thanks user

make one dipshit

NEW