What’s their best song & why is it Jimmy?

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>Schism
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>People who say any song of of AEnima have negative IQs
Says of of and mocks others for being retarded...

Third Eye

Spare me your pedestrian and pedantic opinion. Also it is inpossible to have a negative IQ and that notion does not make any sense whatsoever. Also am I to believe that enjoying a particular album correlates to IQ in the first place? Can you cite a research study to back up this absurd claim.

nah I just can't fucking type
real impressed dude, still doesn't fix your shit taste in albums by an alright band

>pedantic
do you even know what that means?

SURPRISE! YOU'RE DEAD!!!! HAHAHAHA IT NEVER ENDS>>Entire Tool Discography

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I think Schism

but I like H too

It is Pushit

This

Fuck you, Fucking toolfags, you're gonna die out of cancer, I promise
No one did what you did to me
You wanna know something? Fuck you, I want your balls smashed, eat shit, bastard

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based triggered schizo

unironically lost keys into rosetta stoned fuck off i wont hear anything else

Gotta admit that was a funny track. Doing it before everyone else.

FPBP

Prison Sex

so ehich is it?

Factually correct.

Acceptable runners-up include The Patient, H., Flood and Wings for Marie.

Wings and Vicarious for me.

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i don't know if it's their best song overall, but no quarter is the best cover ever made.

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Agreed. Blows the original out of the water.

opiate by far

Wings pt1 and 2

H

It's H.

en pointe

Parabol parabola is their best

Lateralus is pretty cool

Jambi

Fear Inoculum

it depends on the mood. my top few are probably ticks and leeches, hooker with a penis, intension, and pushit

Huh. Aside from Pushit, those are some of my least favourites. I guess it's cool that the band can attract such a range of opinions.

Jerk-off

AEnima is unironically their best album, after that album Maynard was too far up his ass to write coherent lyrics

You're 100% correct, Jimmy has to be one of the best tracks that they have ever made.

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Third Eye or H.

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Only correct answer

The one where the riff goes DUN DUN DUN, DUGAGAGAGUGA DUN DUN DUN, DUGAGAGAGUGA DUGADUGA DUN DUN DUN for 10 fucking minutes

sober

Hooker with a penis

and you are a fucking retard. user uses a 7 word response. Your dumbass describes it as pedantic

The grudge is the correct answer

>not prison sex
you're doing this shit wrong famalam

APC>Tool

The Patient is great

Friendly reminder that Maynard fucked your 16-year-old girlfriend and then sent her back to you all hot and sweaty when you thought you were just going to a trippy concert.

Disposition.

Fight me brehs

I love it but it looks like the packaging from an arthritis medication in the 90's.

kek. Adam has to get inspo from somewhere though

H is my personal fav.

Rosetta Stoned would be my fav if Maynard didn’t fuck it up. Can’t believe Danny or someone didn’t sit him down and say “look little man just do it normal”

what do you mean

That stupid ass patient on the bed telling the doctor about his day at the first of it just ruins it for me. Should have just been an instrumental track if that is the best Maynard could come up with. It's kills the groove for me.

A man of taste I see.

trips of truth

but that's extremely based and entertaining

I always just skip Lost Keys
>ALRIGHTY THEN, PICTURE THIS IF YOU WILL
is the perfect intro to the real song and it only takes like 3 seconds. At least they were sensible enough to split them up.

its message to harry manback

based and redpilled

Is that the one where’s he’s checking out the weather

It’s my favorite too

No Quarter is probably the best overall. It's a really good cover, amazing considering how awful Cat Food was by Justin's band.
Rosetta Stoned/46&2/Third Eye are probably tied third place.

It's Flood
very epic good sir

The TooL cult doesn't like this post.

Jambi?

Lateralus?

I love it definitely my favorite tool song and I’d say it’s one of his most lyrically creative songs. It’s a tongue in cheek story of a guy tripping on psychedelics with allegories to religion and the pseudo enlightenment drugs can give you. My only complaint is it should’ve ended before the “don’t know won’t know” part.

I can't personally decide between Wings For Mary pt2 / Hidden track meme and 46&2

This is the better TOOL thread. That other TOOL thread is spammed by rolls against a post that doesn't even exist anymore. Down with the other TOOL thread and up with this one.

Nah

FEAR INOCULUM IS A DECENT SONG.

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Just lol at this thread

Yeah, it's pretty alright. I'm starting to like it more.

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This except i mean it

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this, honorable mention to The Grudge

i was gonna say this but all the upbeat songs on 10,000 days are too strong to pick between

Posting this to sort out a list of every Tool song ranked in a minute

Sweat
Hush
Part Of Me
Cold And Ugly
Jerk-Off
Opiate

Intolerance
Prison Sex
Sober
Bottom
Crawl Away
Swamp Song
Undertow
Flood
Disgustipated

Stinkfist
Eulogy
H.
Forty Six & 2
Hooker With A Penis
Intermission/Jimmy
Pushit
Ænema
Third Eye

The Grudge
The Patient
Schism
Parabol/Parabola
Ticks & Leeches
Lateralus
Disposition
Reflection
Triad

Vicarious
Jambi
Wings For Marie (pt. 1)
10,000 Days (pt. 2)
The Pot
Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned
Intension
Right In Two

Fear Inoculum

Sober..

It's gotta be Sober, right?

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Entire discography rating. Gonna do a list of every song next

Opiate
Cold and Ugly
Part of Me
Jerk-Off
Hush
Sweat

Bottom
Prison Sex
Sober
Intolerance
Undertow
Swamp Song
Flood
Crawl Away
4 degrees
Disgustipated

Eulogy
Forty Six & 2
Stinkfist
Ænema
Third Eye
Hooker With A Penis
Jimmy
Pushit
H.

Ticks & Leeches
Parabol/Parabola
Lateralus
The Grudge
Schism
Reflection
The Patient
Triad
Disposition

Vicarious
Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned
Jambi
10,000 Days (pt. 2)
Right In Two
The Pot
Wings For Marie (pt. 1)
Intension

THERES NO LOVE IN FEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Worst to best

Disgustipated
Sweat
Intension
Disposition
Hush
4 degrees
Triad
Jerk-Off
Crawl Away
Part of Me
The Patient
Flood
H.
Swamp Song
The Pot
Pushit
Cold and Ugly
Undertow
Right In Two
Jimmy
Intolerance
Reflection
Hooker With A Penis
Wings For Marie/10,000 Days
Sober
Schism
Jambi
Opiate
Prison Sex
Third Eye
Ænema
Bottom
The Grudge
Stinkfist
Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned
Vicarious
Lateralus
Forty Six & 2
Parabol/Parabola
Eulogy
Ticks & Leeches

why are some anons into the "fuck you" songs like hooker and ticks?
they're ok on the first couple of listens, but jesus, that abrasive tone gets old

boomer here
tfw no 16 yo gf

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hooker w a peen

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shoutout 2 hooker and grudge refs 4 people that have actual taste in the music

Forgot fear inoculum, I'd put it in between Sober and Schism

quite probably H.

>pedantic opinion

Vicarious

in case anyone else forgot how crazy good this band used to be and needs to wash the shitty new single out of their ears:
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>Vicarious
Yeah, for me is this.

Sometimes I just skip to the last two minutes but it is pretty solid overall

Invincible

Sorry guys
loft veteran here
Sweat is the penultimate Tool song
nothing will ever top that song live when Maynard did that scream
".. it's the WAAAAYYYY YOOUUU whisper"
still can hear and see it in my mind
i feel like every Tool song has its place and time
but yeah Sweat is THE Tool song
the best Tool song

STARING DOWN A HOLE AGAIN
HANDS AROUND MY BACK AGAIN
SURVIVAL IS MY ONLY FRIEND
TERRIFIED OF WHAT MAY COME

for me its The Grudge

Gravity

Right in Two

actually maybe Prison Sex

that's putting fear inoculum way too high

Fear inoculum has that payoff at the end, though. The last verse on gives me hope.

>Worst to best
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>Ticks & Leeches

This nigga gets it.

Ticks & Leeches is Tool's greatest song, and I can prove it.

Google this phrase, "Greatest Rock Drum Performance", and see what song most often is ranked as the #1 Rock Drum performance of all time.

I cant pick one.. Right in Two, Lateralus, then The Pot. I know a lot of people wouldn't rank The Pot as top 3, but the lyrics and their meaning are so fucking good

So, fuckin, good

>the only Undertow songs that aren't at the towards the top are the meme ones
>unironically having 10,000 Days songs in your top ten
sigh

I like Vicarious but for some reason I despise the “it’s like blood to a vampire” line, to a point where it tarnishes the end of the track for me.

DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE

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Ticks and leeches has some awesome instrumental moments but the lyrics are pretty meh.

>muh drums
that doesn't fix the awful lyrics, awful vocal performance, cheesy metal cliches, gay attempt to sound soft at the end etc.

Found the guy whos favorite album is Aenima
BUT I ALSO FUCKING AGREE

To be fair, you have to have a very high astrological transit to understand Tool. The lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the Fibonacci Sequence most of the allusions will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Maynard's psychoanalytic outlook, which is deftly woven into his vocalizations- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Carl Jung literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the Peyote sensitivity to truly appreciate the depths of these themes, to realise that they're not just pretentious- they say something deep about ANAL. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the anti-pessimism in Maynard's apocalyptic mantra "Learn to Swim," which itself is a cryptic reference to Bill Hick's comedic epic Arizona Bay. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those Coke-sipping hookers scratching their penis heads in confusion as Reverend Keenan's genius wit unfolds itself on their picture discs. What jerkoffs.. how do I tolerate them?

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Maynard's Dick tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that their rectal temperatures are within 4 degrees of my own (preferably higher) before I insert my hand. Nothin personnel carrot

Forget the lyrics, vocal performance and the "intermission" in the middle. Ticks & Leeches is a drum song. The greatest drum performance of all time.

>The greatest drum performance of all time.
I wish you would stop saying this, nowhere in the entire Tool catalogue is there the "greatest drum performance of all time"

>The greatest drum performance of all time.
Sorry, meant to post "The greatest rock drum performance of all time."

a. no it isn't
b. danny is a decent drummer sure but if anything Tool is a bass band cuck, no one cares about the drums

yoinking and making videos better since 1992
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dead can dance cracks me up. I love em but god damn it's hilarious how the woman just makes up her own language to produce music

true
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its not even the best song on Lateralus

That's a weird way to spell The Grudge.

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Clearly we cant decide on one song to be the 'best', but can we agree that Lateralus is the best album?

i really, really, really like this image. can i save it?

ofc it is

All yours

Didn't we already agree on pushit(studio version)?

This didn't age well
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Why I hate Tool
Champagne socialists
Remember kids even talented people can be retarded

Tori a cute

Undertow>Opiate>aenema>10k days>lateralus

I consider the dmt song to be its own album

How many chromosomes do you have?

(me)

I really hope you are confusing < with >