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melodeath sucks
why is Destroyer 666 so good?
Stratovarius or Helloween?
What are some good and recent metal charts (with genres) ?
read the goddamn sticky
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Hi, entry-level fag here.
Is this legitimately great or is it just babby's first guitar wankery?
It's great, fren
>90% are BM charts
yikes
depends on who you ask. if you ask me, it's shit, has 1 good song, the rest is hugely overrated.
Well, the sticky is a bit outdated
stratovarius
Speed metal Helloween > Strato > flower Helloween
Visions is some high quality pop metal
Is this the new /metal/ crowd and aesthetic?
>Wears glasses
>Short hair
>Doesn't go to shows
>Doesn't buy physical products/albums
>Makes charts
>Listens mostly youtube playlists
>Listens NSBM
>Highly critical of albums which he listens and reviews after listening on youtube
>Doesn't support the bands monetarily, metal for him is mostly something he puts on youtube background while browsing the chans
>Does rarely concentrate on the music
Why would any artists continue making music for these kind of people? This is the literally the new audience in metal and they are more much, much more demanding than the long haired glue sniffers and beer drinkers we had back in the day
Its a mix of both things. its great guitar wankery. I particularly like it, but its no more than a 7.5
I love 80s HM like manilla road, satan and cirith ungol. What other tourist killer should i hear?
Omen
Do these albums belong together?
>t.
Probably the best numale chart so gar
I call the genre "radio sludge"
jag panzer and manowar
Where my trad/doom nibbas at?
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It's an overrated album, it has 3 really good songs and that's it
Megadeth has better albums but it's still good
Do you have a better idea? we cant go on calling this stuff sludge. It's an insult to bands like Dystopia and EHG
Holy Wars, Hangar 18 and ...? Please let it not be Tornado of Souls, please.
>tfw pleb filtered by phlebotomized
deathrash
instrumental edition
Here comes the contrarians lol
Rust in Peace is a great fucking album. All these motherfuckers over here saying they don't care that much about it, but you know when Holy Wars or Tornado of Souls comes on, they're all singing along with Dave's retarded lyrics. Don't let these shit heels convince you that the classics are classic for a reason.
I'm a long haired death/black metal musician who attends shows and buys tapes and CD's regularly. I try to consume one new album a day, and will go back to it through the week to make sure it clicks then might buy merch if I like it enough. Beer drinking dopesmokers are as common as hipster art punks still, you should just go out and attend more shows to find them.
>nibbas
it's Holy Wars. the rest i same boring Mustaine thrash, plus wank
>12 Years Old: Eww Megadeth has shit vocals, Slayer is too hard, and Anthrax is just... yuck
>16 Years Old: Megadeth is better than Metallica
>20 Years Old: The Big 4 are overrated, I like way better!
>25 Years Old +: Oh wait, I'm allowed to enjoy the big 4, because they're actually good.
Years Old: Eww Megadeth has shit vocals, Slayer is too hard, and Anthrax is just... yuck
Years Old: Megadeth is better than Metallica
Years Old: The Big 4 are overrated, I like way better!
Years Old +: Oh wait, I'm allowed to enjoy the big 4, because they're actually good.
>t. 18 years old
pizza thrash is for babbies
ok candyass roodypoo
>you are just refusing yourself pleasure from these bands!
no they're just overrated, except for Slayer and early Metallica. "big 4" term is based solely on commercial success. Megadeth and Anthrax are successful, but they're boring as fuck.
keep seething you shit sniffing hipsters
i like anthrax with beladonna
>keep seething you shit sniffing hipsters
I never understood the hatred for Anthrax. They aren't terrible and the early stuff is quite good. Also Belladonna was one of the best metal vocalists of that era
I've heard your favorite obscure thrash metal band, and anyone of the big 4 is still better. Your "deep cuts" aren't impressing anyone but the fags on rateyourmusic.
Going to see Neurosis live on August 11th.
Very excited.
I didn't say it's bad, it's just kinda boring. I like their sound, but Anthrax sound slow and tame compared to crossover thrash like Stormtroopers of Death, Crumbsuckers or Cryptic Slaughter.
His vocals are good but sound too hard rock. It's kind of confusing. Am I listening to Rainbow or what?
congrats. no one tried to prove anything to you. you can go back to listening to big 4 now
With based YOB hopefully. I saw them together a few weeks back
I can see your point. I was speaking more generally. What's really sad is that Anthrax was always considred the weakest of the big 4 yet their modern output is the strongest of them all.
>tfw no Dio/Belladonna duo
>he actually believes this
Why do big 4 fags always get upset that some people listen to bands other than the big 4?
Butthurt fanbois?
The supporting bands are DEAFKIDS and Bell Witch
probably the same reason that whenever the big 4 is brought up, anti-big 4 people get butthurt too? Why do you have to paint this as so one-sided?
Some for sure, but it is usually the big 4 fanbois that get upset not everyone is a big 4 fanboi.
I have nothing against any of the big 4 bands, most people into metal have those to thank for getting into metal i guess, but jesus there is more to this world than only the commercially successful big 4 bands.
Damn, I wouldn't mind seeing Bell Witch live either. Missed them when they came around last time
I think people are just sick of hipsters flexing their super special obscure taste. I love Cross Examination and Traffic Death, but I'll still sing along to Motorbreath every time it's on too.
it's not metal youtube.com
Same, but it is equally as annoying spamming the same 4 bands over and over. The only correct way is both the obscure and the not so obscure.
Never heard of Bell Witch, but see the name here popping up from time to time.
From the name alone I would guess the band is
1) American
2) It has some sort of Doom aesthetic going on, but with more extreme twist to the music. Psychedelic doom, but not exactly death doom since they are a bit experimental band in their sound and style
>The albums sound like one huge song, with no actual structures like chorus, riff, verse etc. Just "painting soundscapes"
These are the vibes I get from never having listened a second of it. These are the vibes I get from it having never even bothered to listen bands, sometimes my radar is off and I have refused to listen some absolute gems
They used to be my favourite band and perhaps still are based on their 90s stuff but damn, the last stuff I heard from them was so boring. No one can accuse them of selling out but man they really lost their spark over the decades. Do they still play mid-period songs? The last time I saw them was 2007 I think.
no
What's the point of this post? You can just admit you've listened to Bell Witch and tell us what you thought. Why bother fabricating this bs about your "radar" or whatever? Do you think it's shameful to admit you've checked out a band?
>Do you think it's shameful to admit you've checked out a band?
If they're not the big four, yes.
I seriously have never checked out anything else about the band. I see the album cover sometimes posted here, and the name mentioned, but I have never listened a single second of Bell Witch, but judging from the cover art alone those are simply the vibes I get from it.
They aren't young and pissed off anymore. They play a lot of new stuff. I'd go see them anyways knowing they won't play any of my favorite songs aside from Locust Star and maybe Burn.
Or just listen to tunes and not use it as an identity. I don't know, I'll concede it's both sides and we could run circles on the issue all day. Here's fast jap shit.
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holy FUCK boys
>Or just listen to tunes and not use it as an identity.
Agreed. Have some silly jap shit.
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don't you think its shameful to white knight for trash like bell witch even though you know he is spot on in his assessment?
do not
Fine, but even if you're saying the truth, don't you think it would be more meaningful if you actually checked them out and posted your thoughts on them afterwards?
>white knight
I have no idea who Bell Witch is but from that post, it sounded like he was reviewing a band while simultaneously admitting he had never heard of them. I expect that shit from Yea Forums talking about movies they've never watched but Yea Forums isn't really known for being anywhere near THAT autistic.
still ahead of its time
>AM I NOT, YOUR SUPERHERO
>AM I NOT, YOUR GOLDEN CHAIN
Megadeth? More like Megadamn, that shit sucks
Artillery is better
Don't you think "its" shameful to be a tripfag who's incapable of comprehending a few words? Where exactly am I whiteknighting for them? Also, the fact that his description is accurate makes it seem like he's just pretending he hasn't listened to them.
As I said, they are just vibes, and I told you that sometimes my radar is off
based
>Megadeth? More like Megadamn, that shit sucks
Artillery is better
holy pseud
Anybody here saw King Diamond in Stockholm tonight? He was great as always.
What are you god fearing alcoholic wife beaters currently blasting?
Why would you write that in the first place if you have never even listened to them, or expect anyone to take your opinion seriously? The minutes you've spent posting and defending your retardation is long enough to have checked them out. Also leave your trip on or leave it off, switching makes you look even sillier.
no but im seeing mayhem in stockholm in november
>>Megadeth? More like Megadamn, that shit sucks
>>Artillery is better
Your sister, up the ass. No lube.
>t. megatrannies
when you've been around metal for long enough its pretty clear what something is without having to listen sometimes. I think you are coping because you have been fooled into listening to hours of this trash more than your fair share of times, brother. stop licking dick.
do you actually think zoomers know what Artillery is?
lol, still doin' good work user, carry on.
zoomers listen to big 4 and power metal
YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK, SCRUB THE FLOOR YOU WORTHLESS BITCH
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i think he was replying to
>defending your retardation is long enough to have checked them out.
Take a deep breath, this might trigger you: I don't "check out" bands by listening them on youtube/bandcamp/etc.
There is a distinct point in the day when these threads turn to absolute shit and it's just passed.
> he pays for a streaming service
Maximum pose detected.
yeah the point is called "americuck afternoon"
not him but
>what is soulseek
I actually write reviews, as I said my post was nothing more than vibes I get from the name Bell Witch (Probably reference to the American poltergeist, so I figured the band probably is American)
The album cover of that just screams some sort of atmospheric Doom metal or death doom, and I figured out from the aesthetic that they probably do not have traditional song structures like track 1, 2 with verses, choruses etc. but rather some huge wall of sound type of music
I did not even say it is shit music, but it is a warning sign that if bands gives off those generic vibes before even listening to them you are bound to get something generic in most cases
>not him
Right...
>There is a distinct point in the day when these threads turn to absolute shit and it's just passed.
seething
Some of the best albums ever have absolute shit cover art. Anyone who listened to metal for more than six months knows this.
You're kinda proving his point though.
9-10pm Euro time.
the person who unironically listens to music on youtube just called me a poser
>>Yea Forumseddit
If vibes = "i looked at the wikipedia page" then I believe you.
No one said they did that. Point to the post where someone said that, then admit that you pay for a streaming service, poselord.
Nah. It's the europoor evening hours. The most obnoxious posts are always in broken english.
>I actually write reviews
lol, show us your blog with 15 followers then.
you are the one that implied that the only alternative to youtube is a streaming service. are you actually mentally handicapped or 15?
> he admits it
lolol... pic related, it's you.
>song is called outro
>it's actually not the outro
just how based can you get
>Nah. It's the europoor evening hours. The most obnoxious posts are always in broken english.
they all simply look like angry virgins in their 20s-early 30s
t. angry virgin in his 20s
Any more good Bolt Thrower worship out there?
>slowly
>swedish
>death
>metal
If you like Runemagick perhaps check out Slugathor
dunno what that means lol I'll assume its another cope
I'm SICK AS A FUCK
>dunno what that means
Because you're not very smart (and as a side note, quick to anger).
>dabs on all of your shit 2019 metal albums
show me where I became angry
mgla is metal for women
>he doesn't deny not being smart
We could already tell, but it's good to know you've got some sort of self-awareness
is the new slipknot good?
What noise does this thing make, /meal/?
brap
angry weed sounds
Have sex
imagine the smell
ok mr bell witch you can stop posting now
die motherfucker
EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
die motherfucker
EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bend over
What a fucking embarrassment
Sure
*Dilates quickly*
What about this one?
Any Deicide worship bands?
Not feeling Humiliation that much but Minenfeld is nice.
*glark gluck gack gack glark*
Nope. Seeing him in Copenhagen in a few days. Är taggad så in i helvete.
Don't mind me, just a perfect technical death metal album coming through
shitty weak vocals
I respectfully disagree, sir
I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAINT NIGGA
LEAVE YOU STANKIN NIGGA
WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINKIN NIGGA
Their latest album from 2016 I find to be decent. It's just that the song material seems stale and by the numbers compared to older albums
DICK SQUAAAAAAD
I HANG IN THA DALE WIT DEM BRICKSQUAD KILLAZ
A lot of guys look like this if you browse the bandcamp page for any new hyped release on trendy labels like 2Buck Bin
Agree whole-heartedly. An album doesn't need to be perfect to be good. Mustaine's riffing on the first 4 albums are what inspired a lot of the bands these contrarian fags listen to.
It's great, just don't put it on a pedestal. There is better metal out there, but for what it is, it's pretty great.
(MASQUERADE MASQUERADE)
GRAB YOUR MASK AND DONT BE LATE
BODY COUNT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think this album is pretty good
thats cuz it is
Fuck yeah it is
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BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW BREAK DA LAW
I'd like to know how you listen to music then
TEAR DA CLUB UP NIGGA TEAR DA CLUB UP
TEAR DA CLUB UP NIGGA TEAR DA CLUB UP
TEAR DA CLUB UP NIGGA TEAR DA CLUB UP
TEAR DA CLUB UP NIGGA TEAR DA CLUB UP
TEAR DA CLUB UP NIGGA TEAR DA CLUB UP
On a scale of 1/10 how nu-male is Deafhevean, and why should i care what you lads have to say?
Helloween
Without question. Even THAT album.
>why should i care what you lads have to say?
Good question.
who actually like this cringy grunge shitfest? sludge is fucking awful
These three people are my niggas
Do you guys actually have long hair ?
>black pyramid
>bongzilla
>melvins
>Weed eater
>high on fire
>ufomammut
yes
>the rest
cringe
:^(
I did. Cut it back in December for my buddies wedding. Kinda miss it.
no, but i have thicc hair
I did but it was too difficult to manage, especially with work.
shut the fuck up retard
Yeah but i'm mid-30's so it's widow's peaking like a motherfucker
Yeah, it'll probably get cut eventually but I don't mind having it
yes, and if you dont you need to leave this thread and die
bald is ok if you dont have a fucking basedbeard
>but you know when Holy Wars or Tornado of Souls comes on, they're all singing along with Dave's retarded lyrics.
implying I listen to this snoozefest until Tornado of Souls
Yes. Women often tell me how jealous they are of my hair.
i'm not even capable of long hair, my shits so thick it would just be a weird gross straightened afro
I have grown it out for a few years and cut it three times already. The only thing I miss about it is headbanging. I feel like a faggot when I headbang now.
its amazing
I'm glad that there's a Three Six Mafia/metal overlap.
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Depends on the era. Today, there is a significant lack of talent. There has never been fewer talented artist than right now. Music as a whole has suffered.
The amount of talent is the same. It's just much easier to record music now than it was 20 years ago.
You probably listen to that shitty, talentless black metal which is really nothing more than surf rock with high gain and less reverb.
nice strawman, megadummy
Nah.. Today, you have bands who have ZERO writing capabilities. They are so stuck on how complicated their riffs must be, that they forget the important shit. You can have simple riffs, and a person might say "well hell, I can play that" okay, but did you think of it? "Well, no" exactly, because you have no creativity. In addition, you can have a complicated riff, yet your music can still sound like shit. There is no creativity. That's the issue. Drummers think that they must play the double bass at a fast pace through the entire sound, but is it always needed and does it fit the song?
Oh I can promise that I am smarter than you, you low IQ mental midget.
seething retard
Go to school brainlet.
I dunno, just feels much more saturated now. I'm finding about the same amount of albums I like each year.
>Australian edition
k then
Just found this mixtape the other day. It's really good and not bad.
>waka
>bushwick bill
>frayser click
>sect pig
>gucci
>today is the day
>alan milkman sect
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Where are my thrash bros at?
EVENIFCHUSEENET CHUNEVAHWOUBELIVET
>mixes war metal with noisecore with gangsta rap
what was meant by this
TERMINAL
Scrolling past this thread and mostly ignoring it because it is filled with retards, memespouters and really low quality trolls.
I dunno but I love it.
NIGGAS AINT BARRIN DAT
WHAT DISEASE?
IF YOU LISTEN TO RAP YOURE GONNA FUCKIN DIE
need more blackened death stuff like Behemoth
Yeah. I'm
Don't got blackened death, but got best doom if you're interested
JOKES ON YOU WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Listened to this today, usually can only listen to BM in the winter. Still pretty good
inshallah
Been growing it for 2 and it's about shoulder length
I got a bad taste in my mouth because the first Overkill I ever heard was Ironbound, but I've been told that's an absolute shit album. Give me a top 3 Overkill albums so I can improve my opinion on them
I was at work when this thread started, can I get some (you)s to make up for lost time? I'll even give you something to work with, here:
Mastodon isn't the worst
I never liked BM until I tried it out with my window open in the winter
>Mastodon isn't the worst
True.
Top 3 are interchangeable imo but
1. Under The Influence
2. The Years of Decay
3. Horrorscope
yes, I have it a bit longer than that Lemmy in ur pic
it's weird how temperature effects my enjoyment of this music
has there ever been a good fusion of hip hop and metal?
wow what an argument, as expected from big 4 boys
>it's weird how temperature effects my enjoyment of this music
If it's summer I have to wait till night and go outside in a t-shirt to listen to bm
- Sincerely random Danish fag
i am here but you can fuck right off with Overkill
Body Count. I'm personally not a fan but mo old roommate was really into Necro who was in a former death metal musician who got other musicians to play guitar in some songs.
Because you're a white male
can i get metal with weird time signature that doesn't sound like techwank or djent?
What do you like then thrash bro?
Destroyer 666 sucksucksucks
Liturgy
thanks now i feel like I contributed to the thread
mostly anything but overhyped American bands like Overkill
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WHO GAVE THEM FUCKIN' NIGGAS ROCK GUITARS??
I just like thrash idk
no I'm a baldlet
>liking niggers
HIP
What are the best ancient egypt themed bands besides Nile?
I haven't listened to this since 10 years i listen now and wow, if this are just Mustaine riffs then Mustaine is a genius.
Hey ya got dubs to boot.
No, I have a job.
>Mustaine leaves
>sounds like his half of Kill Em All for all his career
>Metallica changes sound on RtL
>"ooga booga we wuz spider chord n shiet then Metallica stole it"
I've been a customer rep for Snapple and just got signed on to lead a team of cable/internet installers and had hair halfway down my back for the hiring process of both.
Dicklets leave the hall.
lmao who are thse cocksuckers
HOP JUGEND
Sounds pretty lax. My field of employment won't even let women have hair past a certain length.
damn right, whiteboy
They don't call it BLACK metal for nothin'
>"omg a black guy enjoys metal"
trench warfare pretty good
best thrash album of all time, total masterpiece, deserves to be put on a pedestal.
10/10 timeless and perfect
thank you danish fag
you are based user
>token niggers
Metal is still a white genre, fuck out off with this dumb shit
What are you, military? I didn't even need to tie it back when I worked for the state.
based caveman riffs
would be way more based if he used a spear like his countrymen
?
Law enforcement.
>Metal is still a white genre
Then explain black metal? Checkmate atheists
>black guy literally invents the most based subgenre of black metal
fuckin' EPIC.
Then why is it called BLACK metal, user?
Fair enough then.
>crediting an entire genre to one member
As in black magic, you brain dead tard.
>but I'm just joking
Only a brain dead tard who doesn't understand the name thinks that passes for humor.
friendly reminder that shitskins are terrified of canines
Weird but true. When I lived in Indonesia the mudslime locals viewed domesticated pet dogs as wild beasts.
>black guy is brought up in /metal/
>thread instantly fills with /pol/edditors and turns to fucking shit
the absolute state of this general
how about technical melodic brutal death? you fags don't post kronos enough
>unironically being afraid of niggers in 2019
Have sex
Destroyer 666 still sucks though
>
with niggers
tourist holocuast when
negatory
t. the first to cry about muh white genocide
>As in black magic, you brain dead tard
Okay Joe.
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i'm from Kazakhstan, dummy
Oh, sorry to hear that.
why do you hate women, boratfag?
yeah lol -_____-
you'd hate our women too if you saw what they looked like
I'm not watching that gay comedy skit.
Okay.
"Progressive metal was a mistake"
-Steven Wilson
>if you don't like them you're afraid of them
What kinda dumbass actually believes this?
Not even what happened, read the thread before posting.
Go kiss your dad
>comparing people caring about the continued existence of their race and culture to people caring about mean words on the internet
wew
no
give me hapa rape baby gf right now
t.
>only ugly people don't hate their race
wew
Why not Joe?
Because your sense of humor is clearly garbage.
>joe
le funny eh? faggot
my dad thinks Destroyer 666 sucks too
does this upset you, user?
if you're white and have a comfy life/money you're good to go, come pick one up any time
No wonder you two have so much gay sex
why is it so good lads
is this your dad?
Nah man, shitposting aside I actually like Blasphemy.
Calm down Joe, it's just another fun day in the metal thread.
Well I sure as shit ain't seen a good looking person who cares about identity politics
Stop trying to force this shit joke. Nobody is watching that garbage.
>identity politics
Go suck Milo's dick some more, leddit.
bruh
No skin off my nose Joe.
new
...
Then you'd stop responding, but you're too desperate to make someone care about your shit sense of humor. And like a predictable faggot, you'll respond by feigning not to care, again. Utterly predictable and worthless.
hmm just is bro
nice numbers