Tool ranking thread

Lateralus = Opiate > Undertow = 10000 days >>>>>>>> AEnima

lol whoa I didn't think you were actually some kind of paid shill until you said that.

Yeah fair enough. I love their progeny stuff though.

A paid shill would never say things like faggot or nigger or kike XDDDDDD

behold: the only correct opinion
tool is fucking boring

10'000 days > Lateralus > Aenima > Undertow > Opiate > Salival

I have the glasses of the dude on the left but don't wear a hat. How autistic am I?

Tool is a gateway band of the worst kind. It's bad metal, a clusterfuck of wacky time signatures and cheesy lyrics that aren't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessively long songs and DEEPNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the band itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. Maynard trying his hardest to look cool, the Bill Hicks aping, the posing in shadows and the armchair understanding of philosophy fuels their pretentious fantasies, while the droney riffs and bass lines, emphasis on not playing at the same time signature, and overall pretentiousness of the music makes it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Tool is basically THE band to attract the most hated musical fanbase known to Yea Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this soft rock dronefest and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Tool threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

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Some people can pull off those glasses just fine. Though you might be autistic anyway. Lame copypasta

Lateralus > Enima > 10000 > Undertow > Opiate

Tool member ranking:

Danny > Justin > Adam >>>>> Maynard

Normie opinion detected weo weo I shit my fucking pants and committed suicide.

This but in reverse

10 000 days > Lateralus > aenima > undertow > Opiate .... literally just the order of their release i know but this is my actual opinion

Hurry durr suck my dick faggot.