How do you go from THIS

It's a shame that they're as talented as they are faggy and that they all somehow found each other. You need like two of these guys with a Captain Beefheart character to crack the whip, make them miserable, and provide musical a vision.

We need to get invaded by a foreign country to stop this degeneration. People need to suffer so they don't have time to engage in this gay shit.

It makes my butthole clench, but I appreciate the positive message