How can one country be so devoid of musical talent?

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>hottest prog/math scene currently
>second-largest rap market after the US
>worldwide-known electronic music
>active folk music scene
>serge fucking gainsbourg
"ok, dude"

None of these are contemporary.

name one (1) good french math band
also french rap is the most boring, derivative garbage.

>also french rap is the most boring, derivative garbage.
The "french" there is entirely reduntant.

*blocks your path*

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> Who are Debussy, Chopin, Gainsbourg, Renaud, Alan Stivell, Jacques Dutronc, Jean Ferrari

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>Jean Ferrat*

Dirt in the ground.

What do you mean musical?

I dunno, Stromae is kinda nice

TD21 double double

Totorro, Piniol, Lysistrata, Electric Electric, Pneu, to name a few, are among the underground bands that keep math rock alive in France. "Hottest scene" might have been an overstatement given that Japan exists, but it certainly is a vibrant one. French (and Belgian) rap has more alternative sub-genres than US rap but it's probably pointless to name artists you wouldn't appreciate.

HAIL HITLER

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*POW*
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Occitan music > French music

Imagine

If you want to know a European country with by far the WORST and least innovative music industry, look no further than Poland. I live here, and there has not been a SINGLE good rock BAND here ever since the conception of rock as a genre!

Most music produced here is bland, outdated uncatchy pop

>Chopin
>french
Do you actually think so or are you just merely “pretending” to be retarded?

>If you want to know a European country with by far the WORST and least innovative music industry, look no further than the country with one of the most thriving metal community in all of europe
Fuck you're retarded.

I'm offensive and I find this Spanish

He is french, and if he stayed in the shithole you call Poland he would never have produced anything of value

So?

Is Jacques Brel considered French or is he in the Tintin league of "famous Francophone things not made in France"

He didn’t ever consider himself french. His greatest pieces were even inspired by Poland and events happening in it, and he furthered the Polonaise type of a piece. Which comes from.. Poland.

Literally nothing is french about his music. Maybe when he dedicated some pieces to his french lovers, that’s as French as it got. Sorry dear retarded frenchie.

Oh btw. He got all the musical education here in Poland and emigrated to France when he was adult already. He had composed a plethora of shit already

Léo Ferré wasn't "French" either yet he is considered a legend in France.

Georges Brassens was ethnically Italian and Occitan yet is considered as French as can be as well.

>metal
Eww. You just posted cringe, bro
Also wash your hair

idi nahui, debil

You’re probably Polish too. Poland only has like just 2 internationally “famous” metal bands that I know of so you can’t really call that an innovative music industry

So why the fuck would you post people that no longer exist as proof that this country right has talent? If I said "how can one city be so devoid of people" with an image of Pripyat attached to my posts would you consider posting statistics from the 50s as some sort of counter argument to my statement?

>Léo Ferré wasn't "French"
He was born french and remained french for the majority of his life until he chose the monegasque nationality in 1953, probably for tax purposes as he just started to sign contracts

>So why the fuck would you post people that no longer exist as proof that this country right has talent?
Did they exist before france was a country? Were they not french artistic talents? Are you stupid or something?

Aš tikrai ne lenkas, bet tu konkrečiai esi debilas. Man asmeniškai būtų labai gėda tiek mažai žinot apie savo krašto muzikos sceną.

Did those people in Pripyat exist before Pripyat was a country? Were they not people living in Pripyat? So how can Pripyat be devoid of people? Are you stupid or something?

the single worst mistake a music act can do if they want to be successful globally is not sing their songs in english
singing in your local language gets you nowhere outside your village

based

are you retarded?? Poland has produced some of the best post-punk and coldwave bands of all time. Just about every country in the world has bland uncatchy pop playing on the radio you just have to dig deeper

based

>some of the best post-punk and coldwave bands

You mean Siekiera AKA the killing joke ripoff? LMAO
Every single communist era band is a huge ripoff of the west

More like the ceiling will be less higher. You can definitely be a big popstar singing purely in your native tongue, and considering how much countries speak French, you can also gain relative popularity in them. It's just that your limited to them.

siekiera, AYA RL, Brygada Kryzyz, Republika, Ziyo, just to name a few.

you what

2000s french screamo was pretty good

daitro
aussitot mort
le pre ou je suis mort
amanda woodward
sed non satiata
mihai edrisch

youtu.be/f42MLoLbnnQ

Nowa Aleksandria’s main motif is a literal ripoff of the Wait by Killing Joke
The rest of the songs are too

>one (1) song by one (1) band happens to sort of sound like another band that the band might not have ever heard in their lives, thus invalidating an entire booming and varied music scene entirely
ok retard

Except that's a false equivalency because talent is a concept and people aren't.

Republika sucks
It would sound outdated even in the 60s and yet it got released in the 80s

I’m just saying that Siekiera is a Killing Joke ripoff, the rest of bands are either ripoffs of other bands or just sound terribly outdated
And modern polish music just flat out sucks

Doesn't matter. The thing that the concept describes no longer exists within that country, therefore the country is devoid of it. Saying [x] HAD [y] doesn't negate the statement that [x] is devoid of [y]. This is pretty fucking basic. You must be legitimately retarded to be unable to wrap your head around it.

Holy shit, this thread has fallen apart.
Can someone just please recommend some good French music for OP

nah op can go fuck himself

>French speaking country
>France
>A bunch of 3rd world ex-colonies where nobody has any money
yep i would want to be famous in Togo & Cote d'ivoire

Celeste is pretty good

There's nothiong wrong with being nationally famous. Globalism is cultural cancer anyway. Artists that make music in their native tongue are the most based.

well Daft Punk & Phoenix seem to agree with that principle.

the problem with francophone music is that the majority of popular artists on the French charts don't have French as their native tongue because they're all from former colonies and have completely destroyed French musical traditions

More like because every country is eating up the same corporate globalist slop. The "artists" topping the charts in France are the same "artists" topping the charts in Sweden, Slovenia, USA, Italy and Czechoslovakia. People have been conditioned to be embarrassed by cultural output that is nationally specific as opposed to global.

plan basat
youtu.be/zLyaprtiHFY

drums/guitar duo that has split up, makes me think of a melancholy acoustic Hella youtube.com/watch?v=yOEyw73E7PE

absolute cluless op, probably an anglo or one of their larping dogs

Fucking anglos, I swear on me mum

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The fact that these mainly african colonies actually speak french is as a result of globalisation. this bullshit didnt just start in last few decades, but 100s of years earlier

>France devoid of musical talent
>Gojira exists

Mind explaining the logic that went into that bucko

nepotism
qwerty explains it

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>mfw a mutt tries to make an artistic observation

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Genuinely retarded.

gojira?

Genuinely not an argument.

OP est un pédé.

Sortilège:
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H-Bomb:
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Blaspheme:
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Vulcain:
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Attentat Rock:
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Voodoo Child:
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Kontingent:
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Reich Orgasm:
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Snix:
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Bérurier Noir:
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Skinkorps:
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Tolbiac's Toads:
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Evil Skins:
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L'Infanterie Sauvage:
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Alto Palo:
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Carla Bruni and Françoise Hardy are great.

I want to fuck Francoise Hardy (current age)

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Still funny that Fantano deleted his (glowing) review

What does underground French rap have to offer

If I recorded a metal album, I would not go find a pedo nazi to sing on it.

Hopefully he gets confused and hangs himself.

Lizzy Mercier Descloux

You would never record or even develop the chops to record one in the first place, soicuck basedboi.

you just listen to shitty music op

wtf I always thought Saint Saens was a woman