Thoughts on Billie Eilish?

can't hold a candle to pic related

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i don't get what the big deal is, i listened to a few of her songs and if i have to be honest they aren't that good. that isn't my type of music though, so..

Poor kids don't get signed to Interscope. You have to pay them a hefty fee for them to hear your demo. ANYONE signed to that label should be suspect.

>the bitch grew up with rich parents
>whines about being depressed
>horrible music
>thom yorke approves

twitter.com/Chriscrz/status/1134279425233567745
>parents were gentrifiers
>mother had some prominent success as an actress and executive producer for low-budget indie films, and released a country album
>brother was already a professional musician and producer for years by the time he wrote 'ocean eyes'
>billie was raised from a very young age into the pop stardom she has now

Scarlett Johannson wants her eyebrows back.

youtube.com/watch?v=A8Z9HP1jk0Y
>sings about social issues
>won't even address the white supremacy in her own backyard

You're a fuking moron, you have no idea how much shit Billie Eilish has been through, they were barely getting by..get off your high horse.

her tits are nice and she has a lot of people posting shit thread here every day

yeah dude, and you do. you know exactly what she went through. you're the only one of us who can appreciate her struggles.

They were barely getting by yet had enough money for private tutors, professional music/dance lessons, and funding a low-budget indie film?

I want Jimmy Iovine to stop paying this pajeet marketing firm to post here

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Verdict on this?

Woke or woke-for-pay?

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cringewoke

Something about this pictures so damn silly. Like she's not supposed to look like this.

its the same person posting the same thread everyday

I'll start believing she's "woke" once she addresses human displacements in Highland Park, and admits her parents were complicit in the gentrification.

Why are you calling out xanny when it's pretty brave in our modern drug permissive culture to make an anti-drug song.
I don't know a single born in the second half of the 90s that doesn't do hard drugs at least occasionally
>inb4 stop hanging around drug addicts
I don't know any stereotypical druggies. They are all normies with full time higher ed jobs or uni students.

>muh modernity
This post reeks of /pol/ reactionary

I never gave a value judgement on it. I just called it what it is. Every normie does drugs now, I don't think it's necessarily bad. People should be able to take whatever they want to take. I just don't like the fact that every time I try to not be a social outcast and hang out with people I have to constantly refuse to take drugs and have to explain myself why I don't want to. It's like being a vegetarian in the 80s, the peer pressure gets to you.

Industry plant relentlessly spammed by 1 (one) lonely autist on Yea Forums. Hopefully he gets banned soon.

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You were already irreversibly BTFO once in the thread you linked, why do you keep sharing it?

you're not funny. don't do this again.

Listened to a few of her songs. They're catchy but nothing stands out. Watched a few of her live performances and thought they sucked. This isn't the kind of music you listen to live, it's the kind of music you listen to when you're chilling at a café or in your bedroom.

>This isn't the kind of music you listen to live, it's the kind of music you listen to when you're chilling at a café or in your bedroom.

To be fair, I know people who've seen her live and they said she did a great live show. Not tweens either.

From what I saw, she doesn't sing very well live, especially not in a stadium. You couldn't even hear her since all the little girls in the audience would sing for her.

another anti-white brainZOGed bitch

Might be true about stadium settings, people telling me she was good saw her at a festival. Was interstate to where I am so I skipped it. Kind of regretted it honestly.

I don't know, I finally gave her album a listen and it wasn't really groundbreaking or anything just pretty average. Some decent songs but nothing I'd scratch my ass about.

How is she an average singer?

She has the same stereotypical indie girl voice that every "alternative" chick for the past ten years has.

Boring.

I used to want to dick her

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Imagine that, she looked normal at 14.

>used to

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She sang better at 14 too.
youtube.com/watch?v=fwC30E1IVKQ

Compare with:
youtube.com/watch?v=DBIWEOYE1Ps

great fuck alive that is beautiful

She doesn't even really look very different, she just dresses like she's permanently at a teen sleepover now

>mpare with:

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Filtered
Despise her

How do your vocal cords get that fried in three years?

She'll be sounding like Yoda by the time she's 21.

and thats a good thiung

All that air she uses to carry her tone will fuck her voice up soon enough. She already struggles to hit the high notes.

Thoughts on OP's whore mother?

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she seems like a novelty in a way, praised for being "beyond her years" and "dark sophisticate for her age" or whatever the fuck, but what if she's just making the same shit 3 years from now? they can't do le teen prodigy thing then so it'll be interesting to see how popular she stays

What's wrong with gentrification? If your neighborhood is getting better maybe that's a sign you should get better too.

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>Thoughts on Billie Eilish?

DSL's and big ol' tiddies

Couldn't care less about her music

Lorde's novelty wore off after she became an adult. Billie makes worse music than Lorde, so we can only expect she'll tank even harder.

all she is is fiona apple

but worse

Nah, fiona was better

can anyone dump some pics that show these tits everyone talks about because I haven't seen it anywhere I've seen her

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I can't imagine a 21-year old Billie performing Bad Guy or Bury a Friend without cringing. She's even said she doesn't like performing most of the songs on her first EP and hates the song she did with Khalid.

Can someone point out the difference in quality to me?

she and her boyfriend used to look so young and sound much better

what drugs are they abusing?

That’s her brother.

One doesn't exclude the other.

*wheeze*

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this: youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

she could be replaced by any "depressed" teen girl that knows how to use Fl Studio and no one would notice

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Still haven't heard any of her music besides her feat on taboo 9/10 times I see her discussed on here nobody talking bout her music tho can there be male waifus shilled on here like lil nas x blew up out of nowhere and his media presence is equivalent in context y'all need to get laid

if it's so easy why is nobody else doing it

they are, she's just the only one that went "mainstream"

What’s wrong with a hood becoming more white?

If you want more of a taste:

ban these nazi idiots already wtf

all hoods in america should become BLACK

Because only she had the connections to succeed

shut up newfag
you're a long way from Kansas, now.

Rising cost of living = human displacements

Dear God. You guys are never going to stop talking about this girl are you? This is obsession bordering on madness. Please post about literally anything else, The Wiggles, whatever, I don't care. Just not this.

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Kill yourself terrorist

reported

I wish she was a tranny

god ramona was so fucking smoking hot

>hurr durr the label had to sign her cuz she was too big online
Bullshit. There are millions of songs on SoubdCloud. Without her family’s industry ties she would have never gone viral.

Is "Sleep with your dad" even a real type of woman? Least of all a real type of 18 year old? I feel like most men with a wife and kids would bat a high schooler out of the way like a kid selling textbooks door to door if they tried laying on some seduction.

That’s because your dad is a virgin.

Are you seriously are you asking if there are young women attracted to middle aged men, and that there are men who would take up those opportunities

but shes good at singing

literally who

If you're deaf and retarded maybe

nah shes techincally good at singing, your tripping

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nice jugs

you're technically retarded

she technically sounds like shit so fuck off

M___ H__ D____ T__ C__ S____.

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She has a terrible vocal range.

Great talent genius female Brian Wilson trap r&b indie pop all in one holy fuck dude

M(U)H(BIG)D(ICKI)T(.)C(HE)S(!)

look at those bazongas

no shes a good techincal singer at what she does, you just dislike it, but shes good

I'm not really a big fan fan of her stuff but I don't think she's really terrible in all honesty.

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why tf does she look like seth everman in drag

god she is fucking hot

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tice nits

bumping for queen billie

I love her music but her visual aesthetic is cringe-worthy.

Side project kardashian with a guitar hanging from her neck

she likes to poop... a lot...

Denzel looks like he fully regrets touring with her.

Good.

You keep saying "technical" without going into detail. And no, she's not a good singer. She's already killing her voice, her range is collapsing since she can't hit the higher notes with ease like she used to, and her voice overall is nothing special.

Because her brother ensures his production matches her voice.

This isn't difficult to figure out.

you know what i'm starting to believe these threads are actually made by billie elish herself!

as we've already saidy we can't stand you over and over go make hit bye!

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i agree it's just billie posting to herself tho just ignore it like a child she'll tire of it soon enough

Can´t say I care much about her. Bad Guy is a bit more bearable than the usual radio-dreck and she has big tits, Apparently she makes it her thing to be against drugs as well? That´s good I guess.

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Maybe people just notice how many replies these threads get which motivates them to post more

Boring as hell.

She looks like Jim Carry as the mask, mixed with Eric Stoltz, as Mask.

>Glastonbury

LOL at her performance there

but shes a stoner