Would you have sex with dolly parton?

Be honest

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>Would you have sex
What?

I'll be honest,

if she were 40-50 years younger

yes obviously

,I would not have sex with her. I only like old chicks.

She's 73 years old user

40 years ago maybe

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What the fuck happened to her face?

i used to beat off to deep fakes of her in my early teens like 12 years ago. i probably wouldn't bang her though.

Constant botox injections and facelifts to try and keep her face younger, it's really common in hollywood for old women

her neck betrays her

Would you have sex with MatPat’s wife Stephanie? Be honest.

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Fuck off

Is that a “Yes” or a “No”?

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nah, too petite desu

But she’s a cutie pie.

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yeah

blowjob, yes
tit fuck/suck, yes
foot/handjob, yes
fuck her weathered cunt and asshole? no thanks.

More anons need to take the Steph pill.

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Yeah for sure, you could bust inside her and she wouldn't get pregnant. Just think of her as a very saggy fleshlight.

No, I have a gf that younger but with similar big tits

>he bought?

yes if she promised to do most of the work

no, and i'm pretty desperate

>deepfake
>12 years ago

What are you lying for my nigga

Bro I'm not lying. Her face was shopped onto nudes that kinda obviously (in retrospect) weren't her. I still got off to them shits though. The site was called gagreport or some shit.

>her husband will probably die via suffocation from her tits
god i wish that were me

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I would pay good money if necessary

Does she really play with those nails?

Maybe it’s like having a pick on each finger

yeah, i guess she uses them similar to finger picks?
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goddam. dolly could get it, desu. maybe not now, but def before the botox.
did she always have big tits, or were those fake too?

Deepfake isn't a synonym for shopped porn, user.

she had a great voice

youtube.com/watch?v=IW25foOMkwI

I would give anything to bang prime Dolly

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not if, but when historically

Sure, I have no standards

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hbnggggg

No I've standards

pretty sure she's always had a good size, but just loves the bimbo look. this is her when she got her start
youtu.be/lN_VQ8GWEos
thicc

MatPat>MatPat's wife
sorry user

They’re both pretty attractive.

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