Kero Kero Bonito

apparently no one after crusher's left

Crusher was the soul of KKB
What am i supposed to post in kkb threads now? He's left a hole in my heart.

Fuck off cocklover

Damn he’s posting images about being single.
Feel bad for him. Who’s gonna tweet at him to cheer him up?

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What's his IQ?

IQ is a measurement for beta males. True men know their worth is their girth and length.

probably something around 200 I think

at LEAST 20

With a shlong like that is he ever truly alone?

>bitch begins touring the world without her man
>fucks hundreds of guys without him knowing
>crushes crusher’s heart

Why am I surprised.

he can propably pat himself on the back with that fucking snake monstrosity, the lucky fucker

ok what the fuck is this whole thread abt?

cock

I kinda feel bad for the crusher ngl

He has a heart of gold

kek imagine being the poor guy Sarah dates next

She’s dating a white guy. She traded up in her mind.

Maybe he has the midas cock
Next person he sleeps with will become a pop star

F
Despite his hardship I hope his belly is still full and his balls are still empty

F
Post your best crushers in memory and in support. I hope he's doing ok lads.

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:’(

It's the end of an era

Guessing it’s a dildo, or he intentionally gets semi hard before every picture

yfw when disgusting yellow fever white scum bf

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Bump

based crusher posting incel-tier shit

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Damn.
Imagine losing a pop star gamer azn gf. Why even live after that

If the fucking Crusher got dumped, what chances do the rest of us have?

BELLY FULL

This.
The definition of Asian Chad got dumped, probably for a white or black numale, there’s no hope for Asian men anymore.

Honestly after looking at her twitter she sounds fucking retarded
Crusher deserves far better, hopefully his next target is Clairo so the Clairofags will finally an hero

To be fair they’re both seemingly borderline retarded so they’re a good fit.

Down, not across, faggots

>there’s no hope for Asian men anymore.
Korean idols are literally white girls magnets

What

What
To lesbians. They literally look more like a woman than a man and they have microscopic penises.

>To lesbians. They literally look more like a woman than a man and they have microscopic penises.
I wasn't aware how much white girls love them until I started dating an actual kpop fan. She had absolutely 8 and 9/10 girl friends dating weak-ass looking 6/10 korean males just because they looked somewhat like an idol.

My mom's friends kept commenting on my dick whenever I walked out in sweatpants, had to start wearing underwear indoors :(

When you cut your wrists you brainless cocklovers

What am I gonna do in KKB threads now? Literally my only shitposting fun.

...
She was tryna fuck dude. Should’ve fucked her

I'm saving myself for love

>stating the fact that women don’t like tiny penises makes you a cocklover.
Oh hey assblasted azn boy

Literally no such thing

I've loved women and women have loved me, but it's never been mutual. I thought the last girl was the one, turns out she's polyamorous...

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Relatable lol

>turns out she's a slut who wants an excuse to fuck dozens of guys without attachment
Fixed

Wish people didn’t need labels like that to make themselves feel better, polyamory just means you’re a slut with no feelings.

>mfw crusher is the new Riley Stearns

Yeah why do people describe things with one big word when you can just use a bunch of small cuss words, fuckin idiots lol

Sarah Bonito gotta be the most annoying talentless hack in pop right now, right?

Because polyamory is a word designed to reduce the stigma around the reality of what they are.

Man you are even more stupid than I thought

Literally who.
I think you meant weezer

So you’re saying women don’t like bigger dicks?
They don’t like to feel anything when they have sex?

source?

Talk to any “poly” slut (Man or woman) on your campus. They literally just fuck everyone they know and pressure those to join their poly cult and tell you how evil monogamy is, but in around five years they’ll change their mind and settle down with someone once they grow up a bit.

I heard he stretched out her pussy so much it could no longer please him so he had to start fucking all the gay dudes who followed him on social media out of desperation to empty his massive swelling balls.

She graduated to BBC

No I’m saying your are a brainless projecting faggot who was wrong when he tried to insult someone
Fuck your stupidity knows no bounds

That's not something I've ever encountered, the poly girl I used to be interested in was a feminist shut-in misanthrope.

Guess the projection was right.

My mum has made comments in the past, sort of odd

No little fag, it wasn’t
See comments re: your stupidity

She used to wash it, seeing it grow probably fills her with pride

It really looks like he was right lol

>he
Whatever you need to think mad lil fella

Seeing KKB live soon can't wait

This man has a little dick lol

If that helps you get by kid

>he’s still replying
Post your little penis

If your dick is bigger than Crusher’s you might have a chance with her

The fabric in sweat pants is too thick for it to shape like that. It'd have to be spandex

Guys, we have to do the right thing

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Are we writing a letter to Crusher? I’ll start.

>Crush

i wish i had crusher's superpower of getting a half chub at will

I

Am

So

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empty

Without

My

Dildo

big

and

crushed

This is actually comedy gold

I

fucking

love

>@ Yo moms house
tells you all you need to know about his IQ

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Why are his lips so fucking big?

Literally can’t read this?

My

he's korean

own

DSL.
He hs the gay gene but his corean family wouldn’t accept him which is why he asserts his false heterosexuality so often while also wearing tight fitting pants so other guys can see what he’s packing.

I just googled his ethnicity. He's not Korean. He's a Malaysian/Moroccan.

Gross. Doesn’t change the fact that his family wouldn’t accept him for being gay, if they’re Malay they’re even more homophobic

Flamingo

because

I

dodged some heavy artillery there bud

need

Shrimp

so

he crushed the file so hard it turned into a .jpeg

For me, it's Crusher

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I

She’s fucking Matt Watson of Supermega

Fuck Sarah

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Look at his meme penis. It’s like he can’t wear normal clothes.

Most of the serious musicians I know are poly, it's just not realistic to keep a relationship going while you travel around being a sex symbol for a job.

>in her mind
and by any other metric

true
twitter.com/fauzenfanpage/status/1109551381009051649

me ;)

>musicians are deranged sexual deviants who fuck to elevate their ego and aren’t capable of true feelings for anyone but themselves
You don’t say

KKB thread? They're the only thing I've been listening to for months. Please suggest any similar music you may know of I really want to make music like them.

>Dancing's better when you're with someone, but I guess you wouldn't know it if you're home alone
What did she mean by this?

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She meant “stop listening to my music if you’re an incel freak with no friends”

This is ridiculous.

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>that booty
M-maybe Sarah wasn’t after the dick after all

what is with this guy
he's literally /d/ personified