/metal/

Just got diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder. What's some metal for this feel?

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have sex instead

nevermind, this pretty much answered it

We can talk, you know! You seem very upset!

youtube.com/watch?v=OdSP3aVSNcs

Shartard's favorite albums

Devourment is the best band I have ever heard. We need MOAR!
youtube.com/watch?v=PG-tDMNROiM
youtube.com/watch?v=XyY8KSUU6sw

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HAIL SATANAS WE ARE THE BLACK LEGIONS

Any other based reviewers like this guy on metal-archives? He doesn't like anything

metal-archives.com/users/small_cat

This is what I'm talking about. Very fucking loud snare drums! This is it!
Give it up for Baalsebub. This band is Legendary.
youtube.com/watch?v=ooKsHiB6vFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=iDz-4011-zg

I LIE DEAD BUT STILL I'M SWORN

I have never seen those posts before
Thank you for the original content

This is the last BDM post for now.
Cephalotripsy also fits the bill
youtube.com/watch?v=tbIXjXfQuso
youtube.com/watch?v=ky4V8ZphW8Y

I never seen someone bitch so much!
Thanks for the complaints! Wew!

GET REKT MOTHERFUCKER!
youtube.com/watch?v=86rzZHLSjfQ

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First wave was made for fucking
youtube.com/watch?v=WeAh1yjVRAA

Sepultura- Schizophrenia

Wew, lad!
youtube.com/watch?v=yAxcH5-VO5s
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-97RX6_RNo

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What about re-recorded first wave?
youtu.be/jrBAaosod4Q

Ifu you don'tu rike Sando you possa!
youtube.com/watch?v=YLv-7RLzX5I

I'd rather grope the girl in the back.

I don't think reading this is a good idea.

what a shit list that doesn't even name the album or artist.

Ok! We got these three legendary bands covered.
What's next? Disgorge?

It's made by a struggling schizo so don't expect much

Why not? I thought metalheads were tough and not some pussies

I like how you don't talk to me directly.

You're right! Chads rise up and read the post!

post your awful OC

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Shid that everyone

Which one sounds better?
youtube.com/watch?v=XyY8KSUU6sw
youtube.com/watch?v=qE_wO9D9R_s

XYSMA

youtube.com/watch?v=dkTfmxqnOjw

they both kinda suck, that click drum sound is awful

NEED GRIND! AARRGGHH!
youtube.com/watch?v=3BQkM5SL_nE

What type of snare do you like?

Hey.
I’ve been going to metal and punk shows for a bit. Not frequently, but maybe 2-3 a year. I’ve never moshed, but I’ve decided I’m gonna try it for the first time at this Boris show I’m going to in September.
Anything I should know beforehand? Pointers?
>TLDR gonna mosh for the first time at a Boris show in September. Anything I should know or keep in mind?

Who the fuck moshes to Boris?

Real Chads listen to Carcass.
youtube.com/watch?v=OBizbG_3lHY

Goregrind barely counts as grind and even so, this is one of the least grindy songs in the album. Link related is actually grindy.
youtube.com/watch?v=lHfZv84fMF4

>moshing
>to fucking Boris
Are you meming me?

You¨re a fucking poser leave the hall posers leave the hall. Metal does not need you

/r/metal

How about more goregrind? It's the best grind genre.

i like non clicky drums

>Anything I should know beforehand?
Considering the concert your going to and the crowd that will probably will be there, all you need to know is that crowdkilling is absolutely based, so start training your roundhouse kick.
youtube.com/watch?v=b2Y73s6xVNA

Does anyone here like atmospheric black metal or blackgaze or is that for nu-males

You're gay m8.
It's not.

>atmospheric black metal

I like Summoning. That's about it. I don't like the plastic cookie cutter atmoblack bands that sound fucking gay

No riffs and basically playing the pedalboard = numale

>Pink
>ANU
>Heavy Rocks
It’s not all slow paced drone/post metal
Not exactly a poser. I own the fact that I’m not the biggest metal fan.

come on, listen to the thick pounding drum sound.
youtube.com/watch?v=NBC_N7fNW_w

Can someone give me titles for the top row?
I want to listen to them

Hey.
I’ve been going to metal and punk shows for a bit. Not frequently, but maybe 110-120 a year. I’ve never moshed, but I’ve decided I’m gonna try it for the first time at this Manilla Road show I’m going to in September.
Anything I should know beforehand? Pointers?

Stop posting on Yea Forums and start learning some crowdkilling moves NOW!
youtube.com/watch?v=J7cM7caJZyY

First ask the people in the audience that they are OK with you moshing. You don't want to ruin the gig for everyone else, don't be selfish.

If the other people don't like moshing or are uncomfortable about headbanging, you can still make the horns signs \,,/

it should not offend anyone and in metal circles it is highly acceptable

Good luck man, I wish you the best luck

>non-ringy snare
Fag confirmed.
This is how a metal drumkit should sound like:
>youtube.com/watch?v=QBP8imm03Mo

Where can I find John Zorn's shit? I'm looking for Naked City, Leng Tch'e and Absinthe. I know the latter two are on YT but I mean YT

Oh Manilla Road are still playing even after Mark Shelton's death?

Never got this, shit like this will leave you in a puddle of piss with your head open in my country.

HAIL SATANAS

WE ARE THE BLACK LEGIONS

jesus christ you are fucking stupid, i was referring to the clicky sound of the bass drum, it has nothing to do with the snare.
you want a loud fucking snare?
youtube.com/watch?v=zHiU7aF-f_Q

Your country is gay.

sup /metal/, name my band

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Come and try then.

Retards who still think being a fag is edgy.

>jesus christ you are fucking stupid
This is well known, you're talking to none other than /meal/'s now apparently resident schizo newfriend

In all seriousness though, who is going to beat up the crowdkilling people? The type of fags who get beat up and don't hit back in beatdown concerts? I don't think so.
Crowdkilling exists for only two reasons: the first and original (dating back to the late 90s) is just letting out anger, and the second is beating up hipsters and/or scene who go to hardcore concerts because they think it is they new hip and cool thing.

I don't understand why the user keeps coming back here.

Does anybody else hate it when bands call themselves death metal when they arent even? Gojira and Meshuggah literally have slipknot vocals.

Because this time around he hasn't gotten the boot yet, and he thinks he's epic trolling us by coming back and posting the same four albums over and over again then replying to his own posts.

Crowdkilling has been around since fucking celtic frost you core shitter queer.

People felt the same in the 90s in Death Metal scene when those groovy riffs started to take over with some bands, some went full Death 'n' Roll.

Amorphis "Thousand Lakes...", one fucking bluesy groovy riff almost ruins the whole album for me.

Gojira is progressive/groove/death metal
metal-archives.com/bands/Gojira/18351
Meshuggah is technical groove/thrash metal (early), djent (later)
metal-archives.com/bands/Meshuggah/21

Race War - Carnivore

Mods vehemently refuse to permaban him for some reason

Banhammer can't come soon enough

Clicky kicks usually comes along with ringy snares. Either way, people who bitch about clicky kicks usually like dead sounding snares, but they might not, which is why i asked what type of snare you like. If you said you like dead snares, i would already know your opinion on drum sounds is retarded, and this discussion would've ended there.
In short, if you didn't answer as if you didn't understand the question, this whole shitposting avalanche wouldn't have happened.

Also, i'm not whoever you think i am. I don't post on 4/mu/ often.

In the video you clearly see some guys targeting just one dude and landing multiple punches and kicks, that shit don't fly here.

What is /metal/‘s opinion on Boris

I have a theory that the Schizo may know one of the mods

Quit your belly aching and post some metal!

>s-stop posting popular bands! It's spam!
I sure hope you are joking.
Popular = Spam!

if you settle for a shitty drum sound that is fine by me.

Posting popular bands isn't spam, but it adds jack shit to the conversation when most people on here have listened to them for five years at least. It becomes spamming when you post those five bands on repeat, though. Also, your last two posts were an exact minute apart, and you're not exactly adding to conversation with them.

You must be fun at parties.

Is there any newer weird ass deathgrind out there? Or has that died off.

>you must be fun at parties

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Am I allowed to talk about Disgorge or is that too popular? You are in charge, my dude!

which one? there is at least 5 different ones

Can I talk about Bathory? Hello?
I need your permission! Come on! Tell me!

Is reddit down or something? This thread is a lot worse than usual.

Everyone on here has heard of Disgorge as well, retard. I thought you stopped liking Bathory after everyone called you out on your absolutely dirt-tier chart, though.

Excuse me, sir. Am I allowed to talk about Darkthrone? I mean, they are a pretty popular band and I need your confirmation.

Post more Proto-Metal

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Can I talk about Venom? They are pretty popular, too.

ByoNoiseGenerator are kinda in that group, I guess? They're closer to the gore side of things but it's undoubtably weird.
youtube.com/watch?v=YbhNwfJkMws

How about Blasphemy? Can I talk about them, too? You have to answer ALL my questions!

Do your fucking job! You are in charge around here! Come on! Hurry up!

I doubt it, it's a lot more likely that they just don't care. I personally have a theory that he isn't a schizo, just that he thinks spamming and pretending to be retarded counts as trolling. He has admitted to doing both after all.

Leave.

Exactly

You can blame this idiot for this
Everyone! HE is in charge! He is telling us what to post! Really?

Come on! What are you waiting for? Answer my questions!

What do you mean with "exactly"? Are you admitting that what you are doing is spamming and trolling outside of Yea Forums perhaps?

Obviously.
You guys keep getting butthurt over everything I say. It's pathetic.

When are you going to admit that you're underage as well?

There's simply no winning with him is there?

based and checked

No. There's not.
Let's just post RIFFS and leave it at that.

Just quit fucking replying

YES!
Post RIFFS while you are at it!
youtube.com/watch?v=nO6g4k7yYhM

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weird alright but not really what i was looking for, was thinking more like Xysma (Yeah), Prophecy of Doom, Disharmonic Orchestra etc., the early wave of weird ass deathgrind. this kinda reminds of some speedcore.

He admitted to trolling and spamming above you. Unfortunately all the redditors here don't know how to report.
Based and checked

People have reported and got banned. That's why people are skeptical

I reported him several times a couple weeks ago and literally got banned for it, and someone posted the same happened to them, so fuck it let the cancer grow

Report for what?
Posting metal in the /metal/ thread isn't spamming.
Are you retarded?

The soi boi posting is spamming. Would you rather see that? What the fuck?

In fact, I have the feeling now that this guy has been sent by the mods to ruin this general, probably because some mod must hate metal music

How am I ruining the general? I am posting RIFFS!

Söy-posting is different people and takes up like 20 posts a thread, tops. You've made 20+ posts in this thread alone and few of them have done anything for conversation.

Look at your fucking posts! You are fucking complaining too, you idiot!

Because your stupidity needs to be addressed and be put an end to, retard

Just shut the fuck up and post RIFFS! Jesus Christ!
youtube.com/watch?v=ionNHq0xJuQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=Coi87Siunvw

Can't wait for infinite to come back. The board there may be slow, but at least it isn't shit.
Thank you for reminding me why i left in the first place.

Body Count - 1992

HAIL SATANAS WE ARE THE BLACK LEGIONS

Good job mentioning it so that the shartard can spam there too

>s-stop spamming the /metal/ thread with metal. MOM! DAD!
youtube.com/watch?v=WDi99nXhObs

Posting metal in the /metal/ thread isn't allowed!

I've mentioned it a few times before and nothing happened. At most some idiot will make a shit thread and get 2 saged replies before getting banned. Shitposting simply doesn't work there because the board is too slow.

Are you fucking kidding me? LMAO!

Has anyone else heard of Deathcrush before? By this really obscure band, Mayhem? Or Darkthrone's debut? I, personally, think they're really obscure. Right guys? Never heard of them before based shartard blessed us with them.
youtube.com/watch?v=SJArs_rhXdc
youtube.com/watch?v=fcdZZ6JaaLs
youtube.com/watch?v=y3nT3kJZoQU
youtube.com/watch?v=SbWoFZB7wa8

Holy shit you onto something Agent Cooper

Sidenote: Did 60's Psych Rock (of the Groovy Cream, Iron Butterfly variety) influence early Metal bands?

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For fuck's sake! It doesn't fucking matter! Just shut up!

Based and anti-shartardpilled

How about you post some BDM recs so I can stop harassing you?

First you gotta work yourself through the shit rows beneath

>Just shut up!
Baby gonna cry?

Stay on topic, folks! Talking about the chart user is off topic and could result in a ban!

Metal is just distorted heavy psych and blues

Am I the only one who loves Live bootlegs of Metallica's 80's stuff more than the studio stuff (besides classics like One obviously)?

I'm pretty sure someone did post brutal death metal in the last thread but you're thread, but you're still here. What gives?

We needs more albums that sound like this. Post your recs!
youtube.com/watch?v=z4HQSZ3bxB4

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I can't believe you are still complaining. What gives?

Because you're still shitting up the thread, retard.

Pay attention, kid.

Says you! LMAO!

You are nothing but a fucking joke!
Get the fuck outta here! LOL!

Time for more RIFFS. Ignore the faggot! LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=CBt-mwGtvHc

>good times with cute asian girls

Babymetal

youtube.com/watch?v=w5AlEavdipA

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>chart fag has JUST discovered dm
goddamn now we're going to hear "Has anyone heard of this underground band called Cannibal Corpse? They're epic chad metal!" for another 2 fucking months. Chartfag I know you're reading this either fuck off or kill yourself you fucking tourist poser

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Stop bringing me up, you idiot! LMAO!

Now he delays his posts by a good two-three seconds as if that makes it any less obvious he's still samefagging. He's learning. Maybe eventually he'll learn that most people have already heard of Incantation, too.
youtube.com/watch?v=84sX6fz0vC0
youtube.com/watch?v=b1qFbtOllc4
youtube.com/watch?v=C6hfUuh3LgA
youtube.com/watch?v=H5EZztw4Wl8
youtube.com/watch?v=crImPGQIM8c

Are you really that fucking stupid? Come on, now!
Have you not heard the term "Don't feed the troll"?
That's what you are doing!

So what you are saying is that we are never allowed to post popular bands again?
What the fuck kind of logic is that?

So you're trolling outside of Yea Forums?

What are you god damn necrophiliacs currently blasting?

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This is fucking pathetic. You guys need to get laid.

Wew, lad!
The stupidity coming from you idiots should be illegal.
Get off this website now!

he did the same thing when people were calling him out for only listening to entry level tourist bm bands
>They're popular! Does that mean we can't listen to them? Looks like you can't handle chad RIFFS!
no faggot listen to something outside of Pitchfork approved Top 10 Metal Bands for once you fucking tourist brainlet

He's already admitted to doing it itt. The other anons are afraid of doing what they're supposed to

You are my puppets! LMAO!

How is Disgorge compared to Devourment?

This
Pay attention to this post, shartard
Read this post, shartard

well i don't really like bdm (with a few exceptions), this Disgorge i'm blasting is not the Disgorge you think it is anyway. but i would say better than devourment imo considering devourment kinda blow.

Why can't we talk about entry level bands? It's not like they have been discussed to death or anything!

I see what you mean, now. LMAO

Bretty gud

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>Poison
Based

If that's the case, when are we allowed to bring up these said "popular" bands?

Adding "lol" and "lmao" to every post you make won't make anyone forget that you're doing all this shit because we made fun of you two months ago. Stay butthurt kid

Excuse me?
I'm pretty sure the only one butthurt is you. I could care less!

>I could care less!
Oh? Is that why you're OBSESSED and reply to literally everyone who mentions you? Based shartard

I like to rant! It seems you like to rant, too!

I can reply to whatever post I want! You can't tell me what to do!

>I'M NOT MAD!
>YOU'RE MAD!
>I DON'T CARE!
>I'VE SPENT SO MUCH TIME SPAMMING THIS GENERAL AND MAKING OC TO SHOW THAT I'M NOT MAD!
Keep seething kid

You are the one seething! You keep fucking replying back!

Seethe more

Anyway, I'm done ranting. Stop getting butthurt and post RIFFS.

>I'm done ranting so here's some more ranting
Seethe, shartard

atmosphere > riffs

Only bugmen disagree.

>You are the one seething! You keep fucking replying back!
Is that why you replied to me twice? You aren't getting any (you)s from me though, not while you're seething at the very least.

youtube.com/watch?v=1xo9rfHCvxQ

where do i start with yob?

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With their first album

HAIL SATANAS WE ARE THE BLACK LEGIONS

tiermaker.com/create/00s-metal-256-bands-48226
256 bands, hurry up and rank them.

Wow, try not to hurt yourself on those edges, op

Metal without RIFFZ is like horror movies without scares

only shitty/cheesy horror movies need jump scares

why is this upside down?

is it the best?

...

Boipussy riot

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La Chaise-Dyable. Classic.

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Bathory is so fucking good
Blasting this shit right fucking now

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fuck i should prolly go see a doctor

can i get meal with groovy fucking drums?

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cringe

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tfw will prolly never pump a bird while hellhammers blasting in the background

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nobody said anything about my OC ever,
i want to fucking kms

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This chart is bait and you know it

nice NPCment

nice NPCment

You are the same guy who likes Paranormal Activity aren't you?

recommend me some non onions horror

I know his was bipolar but still

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Anyone else fine with literature-inspired metal, but think that which is inspired by video games is cringe?

deep sea docus

Bro, videogame and anime metal covers are based!

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Cronenberg's The Fly

youtube.com/watch?v=vI6LLPa9710

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video games are cringe

Wow everrything until mid tier is good

Holy shit evil so riffs

>I'd rather grope the girl in the back
Well that's what ends up happening in the vid

why they call 2018 the year of black metal?

>Carbonized
BASED schizoriff poster. i bought a FtS longsleeve off some indonesian website and surprisingly it's not a scam

any movie sampled by Mortician

Is there a more virgin genre than metal?

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Synthwave

math rock

by any chance was it this one?
because i've also been thinking of buying it but im just gonna get a massacra long sleeve from them

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Hey lads, I posted in the last thread about it, but I still need a little bit of help on this team roster
>recap
I'm making a /metal/ team for Yea Forums league, which is basically going to be a virtual football simulation tournament where Yea Forums related teams play eachother in pro evolution soccer
I need suggestions for 5 more players
Also input on a victory anthem and playoff anthem. Current victory anthem is a Enforcer song, playoff anthem is Panic Attack by Dream Theatre. If you have better suggestions please respond
implyingrigged.info/wiki//metal/

math metal

Where are my chads trad/heavy/power/speed at?

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/yourgenre/

this, I gurantee this band, along with anyone that listens to them, are virgins.
youtube.com/watch?v=bXi-sydxtVQ

I'm really high

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>tfw no weed and only friend that regularly has any is too busy to hang out

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tranny noise (sophie, black dresses etc.)

yesss it is
super good quality. im waiting for any other releases that catch my eye but sadly it seems to be noname death metal bands

+Ulver, Mayhem, Kreator, Death, Incantation, Gorgoroth

-Marduk, Devourment

>no bro you don't get it you have to be weeded to understand it dude otherwise you can't understand
Yeah, guess why "stoner" metal doesn't appeal to anyone who's remotely successful
Music that requires any kind of mind altering substances to be any good is fucking shit

What's the point of this chart? What's the theme?

There's no point, it was made by a mentally handicapped individual

You don't have to be high to enjoy it, it's just that being high enhances the experience

Oh, he's autistic then?

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Maybe, what's confirmed is that he's schizophrenic

I also found out that shart tard is a sonic fan because he posted one of his charts in a thread on Yea Forums

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>You don't have to be high to enjoy literally an hour of the same four chords at >100 bpm

How does he survive on literally any other board? Yea Forums is the softest board there is and he barely makes it
The tard gets so upset he has to leave for a while when we bully him "too hard"

I thought the softest board would be /po/ but this one's definitely up there

I might be biased, can't say I frequent /po/

Based.

neither does anyone else, it's a deader than dead board

neither do I, literally the only time I've ever seen anything out of them was during some /pol/ operation a couple years ago (something to do with the gay flag or the kkk or something), they had a lot of people thinking /po/ was the politics board and raiding it, to which there was one magnificent fucker that replied to them "I fold paper like I fold fag's necks." so I guess I can say I've only had positive experiences with them.

I like Slayer, you like Slayer?

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p-please respond

What are your opinions on Undisputed attitude?
Hell awaits or Show no mercy?

only retard people really like slayer

>victory anthem
Definitely something like Bathory - Under the Runes

>Please respond

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meat shits

Holy shit that's the deadest board I've ever seen
I don't want to derail further so I'll stop here but you can still answer to a thread posted 234 days ago, that's insane

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Good one. I'll throw that up. What about for a playoff anthem? Something extra hype for going into a knockout game listening to

Also please I still need those 5 other player ideas, I don't want to have to put some old boomer shit on there as a placeholder

It Comes At Night is the biggest waste of time I've ever spent watching a "horror" flick
The Shining is based but I understand if people don't view it as horror
If I had to guess, there is a 99% overlap of people who like A24 shit and people who like the riffless refuse put out on labels like 2 Buck Bin.

this is pretty based

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It's alright, just a cover album after all.
I prefer Show no Mercy, partly just because I really like Black Magic.

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What do you lads think of Dokken? Don Dokken is a cuck but I like George Lynch's playing a lot. Mr. Scary is some good shit

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>What about for a playoff anthem?
I think anyone can agree the best picks are most likely either Inner Conflict or Sex and Violence by Carnivore

>God tier
Metallica - Lulu
>Good tier
Metallica’s first 5 albums
>Ok tier
...
>Bad Tier
...
>Shit tier
Every other metal album in existence

>first 5
haha

>Elder-God tier
St. Anger

fUCK

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>Sexual violence is gendered violence, committed mostly - though, obviously, not exclusively - by men against women; therefore, depicting sexual violence is never neutral, as it does not affect all groups of people equally, and is perpetrated - again, mostly - by very specific groups of people. When not broadcast mthrough a specifically feminist lens - and even then, why do it? - it is always misogynist.
lmao, why do I open RYM threads (metal thread)

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My mother took away all of my metal albums when she saw the Judeobeast Assassinatio cd

>tfw black adoptive father took away my Der Sturmer CDs

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can someone name all these albums for me please?

add tfw no black metal gf and make the songs some fucking vile shit to annoy the Yea Forumstards

St Anger would've a lot more palatable if the mixing wasn't so fucking terrible
>when you can find a fan remix that sounds better than the original

alright cool. Also, chants are a thing in these tournaments, so I was thinking of having the chants for /metal/ be the most abhorrent moments in songs.
For example, the beginning of this song
youtube.com/watch?v=KR3qej0zmj8

Parents took away my copy of The Cantos

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add cuckjira as a player btw

lmao fag. I've been schizo since I was like 14. still got off with girls. you just need to fake it. you may not feel anything for anyone or even yourself but life goes on. life is just an act anyway. act better.

ABBATH

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..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................satan

oh fuck I forgot, yes definitely

done

include the ellipses?

This shit put me to fucking sleep, yet its being praised as the best black metal album this year? If this is the kind of shit current black metal has to offer, then i want to part of it.

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>current metal
what do you expect, most of it is watered down garbage

yeah it's part of the meme
youtube.com/watch?v=_oZqSaba34o

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victory anthem should be Impetigo-Boneyard and playoff anthem should be Immortal-Call of the Wintermoon

Sepultura does this a lot on Morbid Visions

I don't know what a "Boris" is, but there's not much to know.
>Remember, "smash" but don't "strike" (that is, push center of mass with your palms, forearms, back, and shoulders, not punching or kicking or whatever.) Unless it's a hardcore show, then good luck I guess.
>Pick people up when they fall. If you fall, be careful about using your hands to get up, unless you want your fingers stomped
>If you need a break, simply stand on the edge of the pit. People around you will appreciate it (you provide a barrier between fags who want to be in the pit and those who don't,) and it allows you to jump back in when you're ready
>Drink water. I remember puking and pissing all day after a festival because I got shitfaced and was severely dehydrated
>Read the audience. If there are don't try to destroy smolfags/women. If it's all big lads, then feel free to go a bit harder. If a circle pit starts up, go along with it.
>Most importantly, don't get fucking butthurt if you get hurt. It almost certainly wasn't malicious.
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=9R75amQYT44
>Retarded protip for anyone who's interested; if you're at a particularly hot show and can get ice with drinks/water at the bar, tuck your shirt in and pour a bunch of ice down it. Congrats, you've effectively made a mobile air conditioner

I wouldn't consider it offensively bad but it isn't the best thing around. How anybody could consider it the best I have no idea

Just replying to everyone who's given input
Since there has been multiple suggestions fpr victory and playoff anthems, I've made a simple poll. Pls vote
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf71UXIuRD8i7hnpvwluSO-clSOvDPxlvqd5xjq14sWlory6g/viewform?usp=sf_link

I know the perfect chant
youtube.com/watch?v=ok9pXrK4skM

nice digits but AC sucks

kek
nice get btw

>I dislike Finnish Black Metal scene

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same

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Early faggot

>no bethlehem

Now that nobody is here, the code is STARS-099

Based

Theres two tiers and that's metal and not metal.

This but reversed.

why do y'all pretend to not like later death?

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have you beheld the fevers?