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first for power metal is for fags
>tfw no graveland crop top
>tfw no obituary speedo
where the big boy riffs at?
New Wormrot when
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This sucks
>ear infection cleared up
give me some shit with great production, I wanna hear everything as crisp and clear as possible after barely hearing shit out of my right side for a week straight
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incoming AOTY
We know, good thing preorder is on the 7th
Based brazilian bootlegs
melodeath fucking sucks
I'll impale you on the crumbled pillars of the millennia
they remind me of some dudes I know
they kick ass trust me
Didn't comment on their sound, which is actually solid dm but too run of the mill for me. Just that they reminded me of these dudes that are from my town, you know?
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING?
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new tomb mold
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best new DM for sure
most annoying music ever
imagine finishing an entire album then starting another? fuck that
Is it me or has there actually a lot of decent dm this summer?
Tomb Mold, Pissgrave, Cerebral Rot, even the new Witch Vomit sounds promising af
I've only checked one 2019 dm release and that is the Ossuary demo, great stuff tho, eerie as fuck.
yeah we are starting to get some really great shit
>Is it me or has there actually a lot of decent dm this summer?
Eh, never got the hype surrounding their shit. They're just okay.
Best Sepultura of course
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weird alt cover for Arise, the best Sepultura album
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anyone know any good open-the-gates-of-hell BM?
dm imo has been solid this half of the decade after shaking off the weight of vapid revivalisms from the first half of the decade
I don't like dm. Thrash and black all the way.
>I don't like dm. Thrash and black all the way.
bumping this
Sabbat
weird alt cover for Chaos A.D., the best Sepultura album
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>not liking thrash and black
>posting soicuck images
irony
>calling numale soi
leave the hall
numale, betacuck, soi
all the same thing to me
the lack of balls
Benus :DDD
Benistä Bersereigään :DDD
sigsigsigs :DDD
ÖÖUGH
not to mention the new Malignant Altar
this rips
why is B-tier death metal so often better than A-tier albums from other genres?
Excellent album, based
I'm listening to the album of the year, but I don't reply to retards who don't know how to spell
Spell what?
TIME TO BANG YOUR FUCKING HEEEEAAAAADDD!!!
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THEY'RE GONNA GET THEMSELVES KILLED
This album cover is way too fucking good and tough looking for the flowery musical content of the album
>I'm listening to the album of the year, but I don't reply to retards who don't know how to spell
fag
Here's your FREE reply gayboy
(You)
Devourment is the only good BDM band. Prove me wrong.
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Give it up for Baalsebub. This band is Legendary.
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I prefer Beelzebub metal-archives.com
For me, it's Belzebong
lmao
Shout out to Cephalotripsy. Absolutely Disgusting.
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You're forgetting the album by the creators of death metal: Possessed
These are the only BDM bands i like so far. If you can provide more recs, I'd really appreciate it!
Leave, shartard
>Yes, I've been listening to the same three albums for more than a month, how could you tell?
>WHAT?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT NORMAL
>I'M NOT A TOURIST!
Come on, now! Stay on topic!
You haven't posted shit!
>I am going to keep on complaining and not contribute to the /metal/ thread
Stupid kids.
What is your favorite black metal album?
oooh yeah that's cool
any more?
Your charts suck, your "trolling" sucks, why do you think your attempts at being funny don't suck?
That's a tough decision.
I would say either say something from Inquisition of Mutiilation:
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You get one last (You) from me.
Get off this website now and never come back.
>tfw no mutiilation underwear
Mütiilation is great but Inquishition is the poor man's Immortal copycat band
>tfw pornogrind music gets blamed for mass shooting
Here's some more personal favorites:
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This one is a classic. My ears are bleeding.
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it's actually happening
>I contribute to metal discussion by spamming entry-level metal!
>The only replies I ever get are from myself!
Nice trolling attempt.
I'll contribute metal while you post soi bois.
it's actually not metal
>Remember, if it's entry level you are NOT allowed to post it!
lol
IT'S NOT A MINERAL
THAT I SEEK HERE
HIGH PASSAGE, LOW PASSAGE
ANYWAY I'M OUTTA HERE
Someone post the Sodom In the Sign of Evil cringe edit
Look at this guy! He's in charge around here telling people what to post!
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Nevermind, got it
Best mainstream metal opening riff desu.
ON THE DAY THAT MY WORK IS DONE
AND THE RACES BECOME AS ONE
>ebreo-caricatura.gif
KEK
What's the best song off this album?
I am stuck between Nuclear Winter and My Atonement:
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this album has it all
>sick horror freak lyrics
>energetic thrash riffs
>siqqq blast beats
>whammy bar abuse
>madcunt vocals
what else could you ask for
>what else could you ask for
epic solos
now GISM has everything you listed AND epic solos
Based
gism aint fast enough
repulsion still has sick solos though
>Putting some effort into your posts isn't allowed. Stop posting YouTube links!
I am trying to make things more convenient! You think it's spamming for some reason? What?
The most convenient thing you can do is leaving the site forever so get on it
No! YOU fucking leave!
All you fucking do is complain!
Do you even listen to metal? I swear you are only here to piss me off!
Knowing that you'll be gone as soon as the school year starts is one of the greatest feelings
Stop beating around the bush, faggot.
How about I start beating around your bush?
You don't.
We should probably start posting metal soon before we get banned.
Oh wait! I'll get banned first, anyway.
He'll still come here to spam though. I imagine it's going to go like this: he'll spam for a few hours and if he doesn't get banned, he'll make a rant about how he's leaving forever and going to Yea Forums and then he'll come back tomorrow. And it will go on like this until he gets permabanned (again?).
In a couple of years he'll celebrate his 18th birthday with us, isn't that sweet?
Why don't you talk to me directly? Are you scared?
Come on, now!
We can resolve all of this if it bothers you that much.
I just want to post metal yet you guys keep on bringing me up. It needs to stop.
POST WHAT YOU ARE BLASTING
ελληνιkός
Dehydrated is the best track, imo.
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HAIL SATANAS WE ARE THE BLACK LEGIONS
Abigail and Syphilitic Vaginas i guess
Elaborate?
Post your favorite death metal album.
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Do i have to?
If you want. I'm just trying to start a /metal/ discussion.
He's going to reply the 5 DM albums he knows to himself anyway, so don't bother
I have many favorites for different reasons.
This demo is one of them, mostly because it sound so god damn infernal. Their other stuff don't do it for me like this demo does it.
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Let him if it brings him joy.
What's the matter replying to myself with god tier metal albums?
It does bring me joy. Who the fuck cares if I reply to myself?
I don't. But if you want new shit to check out, all you need to do is ask, instead of giving yourself yous for whatever reason. The only time i reply to myself is when i fucked up like forgetting to post pic or link to something.
We just think differently.
Talking to yourself is one of the symptoms of schizophrenia, so the medical field cares and you SHOULD seek professional assitance regarding this matter
Shartard
No shit sherlock, we are not the same person.
wdym, its coming out on the 9th
I'm afraid to get help, desu.
>I positively contribute to a discussion
>I treat this anonymous imageboard as my own personal blog
>We just think differently
>toot
no one is ever happy
No.
It's the best BDM band with Disgorge or Brodequin, but there are plenty other good Slam and BDM bands.
If you don't they will lock you up eventually and maybe permanently depending on how far gone you are. Enjoy your ride into full blown madness, it will get ugly, real ugly.
This is one of my favorites and the one I've been obsessed by in the last year or so, but can't really pinpoint THE one if you catch my drift:
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I haven't been here in a month or so but it's same old from what I see, yet still I come back because I don't have people who share my affinities so I compensate with online forums and sites like this one. It's a problem I'm looking to solve soon enough, but don't know how atm because a) no interest groups around me and b) still haven't found someone that likes to take things apart and discuss them in detail, most people I know and have discussed shit with have done so superficially.
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Here is something for you to break down and discuss in detail.
Sorry, not interested.
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Don't you like experimental rock n roll?
Nah, don't really listen to it.
What is your poison then?
ÖOGHs and BLEIGHs
Then post some.
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Morgoth is the good stuff.
My Atonement just for the solo
Their EPs are, yeah. Love it. Another German dm band that I like a lot is this one:
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Post weird BM
Great BM.
about this?
What's some more modern but still boomer tier music I could get my dad for his birthday? He loves shit like Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, etc. I bought him a Helloween album a few months ago and he really liked it. He definitely seems to be into the power metal stuff, but I think stuff like Primal Fear MIGHT be a bit too basic for him.
buy him this
eternal champion? atlantean kodex?
greta van fleet is not metal but it's always a hit for boomers
These all sound pretty good. I'd like to get him maybe 3 albums, 2 of those familiar boomer tier stuff and 1 that's a bit different to his usual music. I think he'd like Speed Trap but I can't find that on CD.
>why yes we do listen to burzum every day, how did you know?
holy based
>I contribute to metal by actually not contributing and instead just post söy boys and söy wojacks!
Remixed version is not good, missing vocal effects amd overall bad mix. For some reason they hired some retard to do this one, but they hired Jim Morris to remix Human(which is why the Human remix/remaster sounds so good)
>yfw the onions guy cleaned up and has an art hoe gf
You see, I post the most sadistic bands ever such as Devourment, Incantation, Ildjarn, etc. While we have this idiot posting soi bois.
Do you see the problem here?
We need more sadistic metal:
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he's had this gf since before that
also she's fat now
even better
This is probably the most evil song ever made. I am not joking.
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This is fucking insane. We need more bands that sound like this.
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It's like i'm going through hell and back listening to these albums.
How is it possible to make something sound this evil? They must have been through something traumatic.
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I love fat women but I don't have enough confidence to rock that
Yeah, something traumatic like shartard schizo posting
Are you even paying attention?
Are guys excited for the new album?
This is probably the worst post in this entire thread, and the posts right above yours are the shartkid and a hip-hop song (not sure why desu). You'd better post some riffs user
Yeah, the problem is you
Everyone point and laugh at this idiot. No one can be this stupid. Unless you are trolling.
No, the real problem is is that you keep beating around the bush. Just fucking tell me what the problem is already.
>a hip-hop song (not sure why desu)
you will figure it out eventually
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Pay attention. Read the thread.
Retarded shartard
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deathrash
religious edition
I did. You don't make any sense.
>schizo is now fighting himself
Retarded shartard
Why haven't you got banned yet?
I'm not complaining, it's just that this IS the metal general, so you know.
He's going all out! He's using his secret trolling technique of pretending to be retarded and spamming AT THE SAME TIME! Just ignore him or you'll get epic trolled!
I'm not samefagging, by the way. The mods caught on to it.
yeah yeah i know, didn't the other link make up for it tho?
How is Incantation sadistic?
You don't know what spam is.
Well, I wouldn't say sadistic. Evil would be a better word.
They create that evil atmosphere.
Their sound is really putrid and vile.
You guys are never happy with what I have to post. Are you really that butthurt?
I'm posting metal, yet you feel the need to get all butthurt for some reason.
Grow up.
It's cause you're retarded
Your posts are really putrid and vile
Thanks sport.
Says the guy who doesn't reply to posts.
Why the fuck are you even here?
I literally got a 3 day ban for reporting this faggot for spamming
Attention; all epic /metal/heads of the Yea Forums - Music board on the 4channel dot org imageboard: seething retard on the loose
>evil, sadistic, vile
Uhhhh...
>dirty, filthy, cavernous
YAAAASSSSSS KWAYN
Someone just make a new thread
Here's the thing. I AM NOT SPAMMING!
Stop being a retard.
seethe
Thanks for announcing that user, I'm sure that's going to make him spam less and encourage others to report him.
That guy is a fucking idiot.
Hey fags, I have in the works a /metal/ team for Yea Forums league, which is basically a virtual football/soccer tournament on pro evolution soccer. I need help with a good roster
Keep in mind currently listed players are not final and can be swapped out, but please excuse my very boomer taste
The logos, goal horns and anthems can all be changed too if need be. I've got a request to change the anthem from The Hellion/Electric Eye to Am I Evil. Pls give input
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>implyingrigged.info
Nah those players are all extremely outdated, that's not how it be over here no more
For starters, shartard needs to be CF
Everyone should just be a 15-year-old
yeah I figured, that's why I wanted input from the thread
Player names, positions, anthems, goal horns etc
Jimmy Numale, ÜGH and Batlord should all make it there.
How does /metal/ feel about Gojira?
achievable natty?
öögh
gorepill
putnam's needle
caveman riffs
HIP
HOP
JUGEND
More like cuckjira
Is Disgorge the next step after Devourment?
Sodom's Knarrenheinz needs to be there
Abbath needs to be there
UGH and öögh as different players?
also is hip hop jugend one player or 3?
noted
Appreciate the input lads. Any thoughts on the anthems and goal horns?
Just replace ÜGH with Tom G and put ÖOGH. Hip Hop is one player.
>ügh/öögh
pick one of them
instead of having hip hop jugend as 3, do hip hop and jugend
>anthems
think of something that gets the whole thread to chimp out, maybe Witching Metal by sodom?
Post old school brutal death metal
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Shartfag's entry level shittery need NOT apply
melodeath sucks
Where the light dies - Haiukus ov the Damned
>Any thoughts on the anthems and goal horns?
Chapel of ghouls should be one, I guess you could make hip hop jugend an anthem as well
Also add GHOUUUUUUUUULS and make Chapel of Ghouls the anthem. World Eater is another player idea.
>something that gets the whole thread to chimp out
It's obviously GHOULS
>anthems
I say some pornogrind or cybergrind track could be funny, but it's not like there's a consensus or one could even be reached
My suggestion would be something from the Barrel Blow Job album
yeah ok I like me some morbid angel
Another question I should ask I guess: take a look at every player and anthem currently listed, which ones do you keep? The rest will get dumped for other suggestions
Inhuman Gains
>anthem
barbatos - rocking metal motherfucker
DICK IS FUCKING BIG
I'd say can everyone but SLAYEEEEEEEEER, but change that one to SLAYOOOOOOOOOOOR: A total revamp would probably be a good call since nearly all player names are severly outdated by today's standards.
fuck, no boomer metal present here anymore? Damn. What about Don't Break The Oath? I saw that posted earlier in the thead
I'm seconding some Barbatos as well
Don't break the oath is cool
That one is aight, but the problem is that shit like Does it Djent and Dragonforce solos aren't even present in the thread and are prehistoric memes. Then you also have Hammer Smashed Face, Metallica and Mustaine jokes, Maiden/Priest that could be renamed to something more interesting like say Painkiller or Jawbreaker for Priest and Wraithchild or Moonchild for Maiden. BROO-TULL could be replaced with a variation on the caveman shit etc.
Just throw the boomer stuff into a person like > Durr Bug Feur
brbr DENG
Alright fair enough. Painkiller and Wrathchild I'd be down with. Anything Ozzy related? I had Mr Crowley and Bark at the Moon as a goalhorn/man of the match anthem for him.
Also, pretaining to the gold and silver players, those would be the 4 most important players on the team, so the 4 biggest memes have to go in those slots. Pls give me who should be the medals and who gets the captaincy as well
>the 4 biggest memes
One of them has got to be "melodeath sucks"
Rate or hate. unmixed and unfinished but one of five new songs I'm working on. The leads need to be moved around here and there a few milliseconds but for someone who doesn't practice except when he's writing I'm happy.
Aside from parts of it sounding somewhat out of sync, it kind of feels like it's a three minute-long intro. Maybe that'd change with vocals on top, idunno. Mixing and tone sounds good. I'd like a skank or blast beat section in there but that could just be me.
p. good
nice riffs
For Ozzy put Iron Man or something from his solo career, which I can't help out with as I never listened to it so Mr. Crowley works.
As for the 4 biggest memes, I'd say one of them has to be GHOUUUUUULS and ÖOGH, don't know about the other two unless you want to include dumb shit like melodeath sucks and onions or nu male or whatever the current buzzword is. I'd put Björn Strid among one of the 4 biggest memes, and maybe add Jimmy Numale to round it all up..
I like it, sounds like solid dm, just needs gutturals to spice it all up and the drums need to have a heavier, hammer like sound because they sound somewhat flat.
Gold - GHOUUUUUUUUUUUULS (captain)
Silver - Ozzy (le bat head bite man)
Silver - Jimmy Numale
Silver - ÖOGH
?
also suggestions for a different name for an ozzy rep
Your posts ain't going unnoticed. Will check these out. Thanks!
You guys have battle jackets or is that too cringe these days
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
For some reason, all I can listen to is Grind and BDM.
Wear what makes you happy.
Battle jackets can look great, but it takes some planning.
Yeah, when thought is put into them, they look sick.
Thanks guys, when /meal/ is nice I know I'm on the right track, will def be working on issues in the mixing/eq when laying down bass/vocals.
Hopefully these lyrics help paint a picture in some terribly freudian way
Siren/ prey/ robed in silk/ bound and splayed/ seed for half born// she/ glows/ just for those/ who cannot know/ her needs require that which should not be/ fetishized/ weaponised/ tools to pay a due/ brought to yield/ half formed foetuses/ jarred and paid in full// because it asked/ and promised all that came/ in league with evil/ damned to hell, all she wants is fame// brings them to a room/ in her penthouse/ idolised epitome / ready with an ice pick/ for every/ sycophant/ lamb that's brought to slaughter/ but first life is sewn/ from the shadows monitored, eager for each sarcifice/ fruit must come to bare// oh and she glows, cause her wombs warm inside, ever occupied, little lives, in exchange, they'll never know x 2/// to have, to hold, to carry deep inside/ pretend, condemned, and passed between her thighs/ believe, conceive, she threads her web of lies and draws them in to drain them, severed and despised// if tasked, nobody would ask, how did some one, get so much, all at once, be idolized/ they're to busy seeing what's belied// oh and she glows, cause her wombs warm inside, ever occupied, little lives, in exchange, they'll never know x2
That sounds cool. Keep us posted.
Godspeed, user!
Oh no I'm not asking for that kinda reason, I'm just generally curious since I don't really interact with other metalheads much IRL
Yeah see that's the thing, most of the time it just seems forced when people try to do them. I've seen a few genuinely unique ones (that don't just have band patches) but most of them just look the same. Just makes you look like everyone else with a battle jacket desu. Metal is very conformist like that sometimes.
That being said I've always been kinda tempted to do one myself, but most of the reason I haven't is motivational problems
Nah, battle jackets are still the shit, just that a lot of the kiddos and older dudes don't know how to pull them off. I've seen too many jackets that are just utterly generic or were made with the purpose of impressing others, which just ends up being shit.
One of my favourite battle jackets I ever saw was someone I know who adorned theirs with a couple of national flags (Christian and pre-Christian), along with a bunch of local bands. Pretty jealous that I didn't think of the idea first desu because I would have 100% made a jacket like his. But ofc I'm not gonna go copying it because that would be shitty. Oh well, will just have to hope he gives it away to me or something lol
actually just started mine about two months ago. shit looks awesome, but it definitely takes effort for it to look good
Hellish Death to an extent.
nah, Flittermice As Satans Spys by Darkthrone is the most evil song ever made
They are both very evil. Devourment does it better, though.
I don't agree. Devourment sounds kinda cheesy. Darkthrone is more raw and hateful.
How about Mutiilation?
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pre or post 1999
def pre
ok good
Only criticism I'd give is that it feels a little out of sync, other than that, this is great!
Alright lads, updated the team a bit
Rocking Metal Motherfucker and Chapel of Ghouls are now the anthem and goal horn respectively. Or should they be the other way around? I just realized I'm not sure if I fucked that up
Current victory anthem is an Enforcer song but that can be changed too. I also had a knockout stage anthem as Panic Attack by Dream Theatre but again they can be changed
Also, if you want specific players to have personalized goal horns, or goal horns for a player getting 2 or more goals/a hattrick
i.e ozzy having Mr Crowley as a personal horn. Hip Hop Jugend can be a player with the song as their goal horn too
I think that is down to the drums being programmed and me being permanently out of practice. If the drums were loose like the rest of it it would sound like some ratty death metal, as it is I only practice when I write/record 20 years into this music playing shit and yeah overall it's a little anachronistic. Always the next set of songs. Drum kit mofucker. That sweet sweet tax return.
Hell yeah! Best of luck frendo!
Looking alright
Cheers man. Here have another.
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I'm interested to know which is a better song to people thus far
I really love this one, especially the false ending, this one imo is better.
I like the second one more, but that's mostly because there's more straightforward rhythm stuff going on there.
Some parts sound sloppy, but as you said, you're out of practice. You can make something pretty cool if you work on it some more.
This one sounds much better
Interesting, yeah the false ending was just a little thought but it paid off, right I'm off cheers man
Ok yeah, I had a mate say it's my most cohesive song
Hey /metal/, I wanted to get your takes on this local band
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Fair warning, the clean vocals are terrible and some of the solos are noodley, but there's some decent gutturals, and the riffing is pretty tasty
>Death mid tier
I thought this thread had a bit higher opinion of Death
>Panzer Divison on shit tier
leave the hall
Why is it a bad post?
Complete nonsense
Listen to real metal, cucks.
>cleans and gutturals in the same song
>video game theme cover
Just based on one song I can tell all of these go on for three minutes too long
Nattens Madrigal is part of the metal hall of fame
This is an excellent chart. You just have a low IQ
It is possible for you to not make a shit chart?
>Listen to real metal, cucks.
HAIL SATANAS WE ARE THE BLACK LEGIONS
What do you expect from someone who's been popularly baptized as the unholy shartard?
Look at all you idiots complain yet you can't make a chart yourself.
Lazy fuckers! Wew!
You already posted this earlier itt
You guys are all bark and no bite. Come on, now! Post some metal!
I never knew we were required to make charts to post in this general
Thanks for enlightening us
Looks pretty fucking good, nice job.
someone recently got into brütal metal, good for you user
I never knew retards such as yourself are allowed to post here.
How new are you, honestly? Death is constantly frowned upon here outside of SBG and Leprosy.
It's the best genre along with Grind. I can't stop listening to it.
not, I just don't browse as much as I did a few years ago
Taste changes I guess
oh really? brütal noisegrind like nasum or what?
Get in. Ignore the idiot who is butthurt about me.
It's more of a contrarian reaction to all the Yea Forumstants that rave about it and think it to be the height of the sub, when most here disagree and think there's lot more to death metal than Death. And then there's also the dudes that shit on Death as a joke because Chuck has AIDS and was a fag and all that. Mostly bants and memes, you know how it be.
oh ok, that makes sense
I don't put them on a pedestal but I enjoy Death more than a lot of bands
Hey man, good for you.