/bleep/

youtube.com/watch?v=DkP_p-CWqMw

any sneaky techno bangers in?

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is this bleep or bloop and what is blap
m.youtube.com/watch?v=414VaKKb9Hc

youtu.be/6B2MLMLtdM0

Where's Dubman

youtube.com/watch?v=YaLoV5zICKo

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Holy based

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WTF... Ω __ Ω

youtube.com/watch?v=nZHt7BcIxmc

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youtu.be/maWNsSiU-KA

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ow_MFkvn5E

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Nice giffy :)

official dance of /bleep/

haha igi...

its bc imma PLAYER ;p

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s/t on the right

youtube.com/watch?v=ctS-KuVold0&list=RDMMHZP_kZ5CkMA&index=4

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Enjoying the show tonight lads.

Saintly Death, conquer God, so that he is conquered
before me in the name of the Lord, make him meek as
a lamb, gentle as the rosemary flower, by the
strongest word you have given me, I want you to bring
me God, humbled at my feet to fulfill the promise
given, that he may remember me and give me
everything he has by the strength of your power.

youtu.be/q4LHZaDDS4o

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im bored schnookums

when do we get to go on the spaceship
youtu.be/KNzt4_8Yyfc

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Amen

me and my wife (male) be like

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its the same with bare lassies too

extremely 1-dimensional beings with personalities that can be summed up by their gimmicks (dog girlz, social justice traveler types, food and tv are all i..) wait wheres the piccy
youtu.be/5kqxPrnrIgI

1) Why are women so amazing, lads
2) Why does the clam smell like fish
3) Where's clam

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dj terf

youtube.com/watch?v=hreMdIpx-58

youtube.com/watch?v=naMBGlI02oo

youtube.com/watch?v=PTZibIVCHJs

So good.

Got an idea. Should we make a /bleep/ album? Just like the Yea Forums album threads are going.

O m g it's LITERALLY me inna dance lol.... Literally me.

Damn u cute, wanna snort some ket in my nan’s flat?

youtube.com/watch?v=YzCa_Op1_cI
I AM A NIGHTMARE WALKING

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youtube.com/watch?v=EjGvX_2wICg

youtube.com/watch?v=J98Y7t6WFaY

Nice trip.

any.. CUTE man in? :3c

no.. ur a dream come true

UwU

mixcloud.com/NTSRadio/felicita-5th-july-2019/

so clean like im brad pitt
ice blue like mercedes

last time we tried this dubman just took all the tunes and sold them for himself

did i say something wrong lads youtu.be/misXgTsmxAA

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meant to post the cropped version looooooooooool OOPSies

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manaman meaner than PITbulllll
dale dale dale suck my NIPple

im sure a bunch of yall are like "no shit kid"...... well why dont they teach this stuff in schools? smdh
youtu.be/1029PjJJUnk

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po pe pite the pifta

giegling more like memeling

need laptop
youtu.be/UFIAT9nJQ4E
forgot abt felecita desu, thanks for this
shall listen when i wake up again

no we should all work on the new Gjohnce mixtape

also wheres my laptop

post-coki
youtu.be/zzIuJ6bxQ0M

amazing comp

need 4 dimensional gf

>back to schizo posting
yikes, see you in a few days /bleep/

He's on here all day every day. Quite sad desu

FREE MY BROTHER'S LOCKED UP :"( :"(

AT THEIR MRS HOUSE XDDDDDD

it took you 60 posts to come to this conclusion? Lmfao

I'm getting this crazy feeling that people want me to kill myself

That's not my vibe at all, but I feel the push.

And I feel like even more than that, people want me to feel ashamed.

Shame is heavy yo. And feeling shame for something you were once proud of is super heavy yo.

Wow extremely #rare #underground tune how did you even find this? The coke must be great for digging huh

like imagine trying to talk shit about weed and psychedelics while doing coke by yourself all day every day LOOOOOOOOL

just ignore him babe hes an angry tweaker like we see all the time in SCZ

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Don't (You) me ever again you fucking freak

Where were you when s/t was kill
youtu.be/7xMFNgkrf5c

its espic bc all we did was lay both our cards out on the table; when you get the direct comparison its crystal clear who the best man is

it's unironically Ninjaaqua (which is why i must slay him again)

youtu.be/Adec4S1NXLU

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*finds soundboy's unrecognizable head rolling inna dance*

Me: OMFG!! Who did this?? Rah

I love inadvertently telling women I'm not interested. Bare fun, lads
youtu.be/lnKWmZSPSUk

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she on my twitter youtu.be/NbK0DZg6IQk
cringe.

what is the most /bleep/ food and why is it this?

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lol throwback to ~2013 when manaman made an user SC account so he could just shit relentlessly on the Humboldt Ass Crew scene. So glad man avoided going back there

soundcloud.com/chopsjunkie/glazed

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what is the most /bleep/ food and why is it this?

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How the fuck can you resume dancing after eating this shit?

It's a DJ tool

i miss clam

if its a bleep single i would be more inclined

honestly tho
as the poster from a couple threads ago, this lad is pretty ridiculous
i have bothered matthew for two threads and thats it so if you would stop trying to write like me when im mixing uppers and downers i would certainly appreciate it
ffs get your own style

Who's "matthew"

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youtu.be/tOfPJ28BxIk

Stop or go back.

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yea talking to you motherfucker
leave my boy matthew alone

more like Ratthew lls

89366470
Filtered desu

3cell phones and I still spent ever call her.....

thought about it but messing with you lot is too much fun

thank god for the hide post feature as well. Really helps to clean up the tweakposts
youtu.be/gOTXfHPqQ9A

m8 if you were to get your own style that would work
but you are literally posting actual real cringe
makes me think you never insulted anyone irl

youtu.be/W1ipHeQ3hQs

>mixed babies go inside American women
How does this happen?

youtube.com/watch?v=IOxFkHoDZDU
fatalistic kind of tune

yeah well at least i have friends and family who support me just the way I am

damn impressive

Freaky right
Freak
Freak
Freaky right

I miss the real s/t.. Fucking opioids i stg ;"(

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youtube.com/watch?v=ui31ceVPAPg

>failed quints
He never had it anyways.

Reminds me of his friends...oh shit wait.

One of those. ..driving home from the club on a rainy night and stopping by McDonald's with a ciggy out the window type tune
youtu.be/r1sAGU-kQ3Q

the way you keep on repeating that it seems to me like you dont have em, user, and thats alright but you dont need to take out ur isolation on us yfm
theres thereapists for that
your constant raging about coke, like, dude, im sorry your coked up father beat you (or smth) but no need to take it out on us

>imagine projecting this hard
kek. Shut the fuck up nigger.

>accusation of projection
>proceeds to unironically counter with "no u"

really weird buildup, almost made me skip b4 the good part

youtu.be/Q8aV6HsOG-c

89366433
89366765
ahhhh right this guy

lmfaooooo man got btfo so hard those threads i dont even care

innit

name some of those threads huh

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i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about matthew. u wouldnt say this shit to him at the bleep meetup, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

True. Would work well if u mixed it in just right I think
Is that really u lad

Yep, /bleep/ is definitely the most cringe general with people like you around.

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im really glad i didnt skip, that synth hit me like a brick

sad/ting

who am i? i rooted for mephisto and despised faust
youtube.com/watch?v=0pWLZIaC-Qk

youtube.com/watch?v=P_uk0Ytm5go

Dark.

Thoughts on my children btw?
humboldtbasscrew707.bandcamp.com/

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because bleeps are for children

Innit. Funny I found that tune on no data loool

BLEEP NEEDS MORE UK GARAGE!

a/s/l?

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Anybody need a ghost producer? I sell my tracks on houseoftracks.com but haven't sold anything in 3 months. Does anyone know if other platforms are better?

I know I'm a scumbag, I just like to make some money from producing trash.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2sIeZB5qRQQ

See there's leaders
and there's followers

My name is Matthew

>house dj does a set without his usual stash
>searches records frantically
>cant find a song with a voice sample saying house music
>"damn how will people know what genre they are listening to? imma call this off"

Pure banger

youtube.com/watch?v=3iG0mguyZRw
getting jiggy wit it

AND GRIME!!!!

(hope she doesnt think im crazy or smth LOL)
obviously not lmfao why would she stay here with all these weirdass druggies

Nice one la
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TXPVT6TumCs

this would defs get a wheel or two.. jeezus

Summer is still cuter than D*vin. Don't @ me

proof that a failing thread can get rerooted to choons if the op has that bit of swagger yfm that certain sense of assurance

youtube.com/watch?v=1rU85nNfznQ

Hope i dont get shot up today Lol

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its the mexicans tbqh

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=a11EVQEhcvE&list=OLAK5uy_kHwYPMD4NJ6nS94UPALkcsQ9mwbzqgoQQ&index=8&t=0s

torn between robocop and hellboy
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XK2itnUABuU

just tell them its memphis rap
youtu.be/Fzyl11Qvydw

Are there any successful artists still doing 90s style DnB? I know Lone just put out an EP in that style.

forgot what im about to post but i think its good
youtu.be/a4yftV0MSfM

aaand its good
m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMjK9RW-dR0
ninj can help but they're remastering a lot of 90s dnb/jungle so idk if we need people making old styles
youtu.be/0GRlbfWv-YQ

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is this "90s style" or nah youtu.be/2ztjEeEEAjk

Yo yes

Yeah its pretty similar. I haven't kept up with Metalheadz in years

m.youtube.com/watch?v=P8U0i7qBnjg

This to me is quintessential ~1995-1998 DnB. A lot of the good shit made then barely used any original synthesis besides the bass

Holy fuck that’s awful. Whoever made this didn’t have any ears, sounds like that cunt mobs tried making a d&b tune

stinky mufugee

youtube.com/watch?v=Iyde_2FOn3k

>DJ Zinc
Holy fuck you're 100% clueless

I got the horses in the back.

motherfuckers disrespecting dj zinc now
im honestly shocked at the lameness of some people

makes me wanna have coked up gay sex sort of tune
youtube.com/watch?v=DTORroEUNX4

>Clueless.

Any cunt that’s got singing on a bleep track isn’t representing let alone remixing a Billy Ray Cyrus track. Next you’ll be posting Ed Sheeran remixes up in here and telling me all about how wonderful that is.

Sort your shit out

youtube.com/watch?v=WK4HHaNhcgU

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What do you guys think of Denis A?

Young ass kid out here acting like I didn't warn him.

>Any cunt that’s got singing on a bleep track isn’t representing let alone remixing a Billy Ray Cyrus track. Next you’ll be posting Ed Sheeran remixes up in here and telling me all about how wonderful that is.

youtu.be/Zl-gP23iOiQ

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um.. boys..
youtube.com/watch?v=LBwAqI2nEuU

Feels great being married to a REAL woman (male), lads

youtube.com/watch?v=EK7N5Vs_No4

i'm a topshop boy
i'm a joy

to be around

How does bleep rate the popularity of bass weight among rural listeners?

Exactly my point

everyone hates weightless as a genre but i rate it

youtube.com/watch?v=KRyIBHiD_yU

>Chapter VII - The Decline of /bleep/
It all started with a schizo spic posting nigger garbage and unfunny 'memes'.....

look up Sophia Loizou

how many zinc tunes do you know? hes earned the right to remix songs like that one

Too many Londoners in here

Decline started way before that faggot. Sad part is that bleep was starting to see a resurgence for a bit, some old fags were coming back, then the kook started posting here 24/7

whats with people farting on the dance floor? i went to a rave the other weekend and it smelt like someone straight took a shit on the ground it was putrid

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Where IS the Hidden Valley?

Niggas don't clean their booty holes so when they start to perspire that dried up shit runs

LOL inni
literally zero IRL connections. Sad!

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>tfw u dont even open links in bleep anymore
Sad tbf

since everone is s/t now i am s/t too from now on
check out this jam fellow s/t's
youtube.com/watch?v=3_fBhU7oFVg

Yo what's good clammy clams, you have any idea where my wife went? Place is getting grim again

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love the tune, thanks babe
youtu.be/7C1uqyocDGY

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s/t was never about the "real" meatspace poster. It's a state of mind

coke addicted pseud lls

the first tune you posted was a fuckin coco bryce tune lmfaoooo the only sad thing is ur lack of self awareness

visions of millions of LSD tabs running thru my face

like a cow eatin grass

imma become a death doula desu

Getting paid to steal souls? "Woi"

I am a demon the son of a serpent
Same
youtu.be/R3Tu_c0AbLQ

youtube.com/watch?v=vvDogoFw4B8

(w8 that tune u posted isnt rly weightless tho... o well)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxsq5AJzRz8
tangerine dream is bleep right

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No

the worst is when u get too close to em and the smell wafts and makes u paranoid that u sharted or smth

they were hugely influential tho
dont say phaedra doesnt make you wanna go out and produce some shit

I just really really like memes

thanks good s/t

well the thing is theres no way to pin point who did the fart. in fact it couldve been multiple people farting at the same time, making a massive deadly cloud.

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>farting inna dance
uncompromising and bleep

t. never beaten someone up right on the dancefloor

this but simulations

I am a Dog
youtu.be/3YsPH9YCjCQ

did you just say you want to beat me off? meet me behind the dance at 3am

im here to crack skulls and to sip tequila yfm
youtube.com/watch?v=0ZG4BwrqUJ8

I think Jesus Christ probably smoked weed and/or was an alien. And no I'm not on drugs

youtu.be/8qdUdVaxNQg {Close}

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everyone listen: stop posting "stupid s/t" because i am also s/t now and it would hurt my feelings
thanks in advance

Oh okay it’s hard to hear on this dance floor

(when i hexed zer i didnt think it would actually do anything ugm)

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Fuck off, Devin
tune ngl

look i know my wife is cute and all but voyeurism? c'mon now...

cash me at 7am and you can beat me off if you are still down senpai

Plebs

youtube.com/watch?v=3F64qpzMugU

youtube.com/watch?v=41OKIznqMCg

youtube.com/watch?v=uv1XG1A9dUU

youtube.com/watch?v=Zpu861-LpCE

holy shit i didnt know there were selectas out there who were this good. hit me up ill book you a show at the berghain

how come punk and the hardcore dudes are always arguing about politics and shit? but bleeps politics is just built in but we're just always having a good time

too busy arguing about weirdo drug shit
youtube.com/watch?v=Kt_6hc3yrqE

So what? Jazz influenced techno but that sure as hell isn't bleep

>youtube.com/watch?v=Kt_6hc3yrqE

true yeah drugs are pretty fun

idk man tg seems more bleep than some of the ambient ive seen on here

youtube.com/watch?v=18c5bO1adSg

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I'm a heartbreaker...
My name... Matthew.

- Matthew

such a pseuuuuud jfc

phwoaaaaar

youtube.com/watch?v=VKK-BD4I--k
this ones for u koook

youtube.com/watch?v=CLOlu3SN_Jw

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Omg thanks/t

Where's Yeet

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>pulls a knife on you in the middle of a club

i didn't realise levon's even still making tunes.
dude really got pariah'ed hard.

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Is Jason Mraz /bleep/?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=BW17WAwMcoQ

what's with spics thinking they're funny when they're cringe?
see: the resident schizo and his "bantz"

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...

this ones for the addicts
vocaroo.com/i/s17aIIyuJehq

why make anything when i can just do drugs and listen to usdj mixes

undeniably hard a

Swear down it's too easy. All it takes is 5 or 6 words...then the show begins.

f
in my basement desu
clyp.it/myijwxjq

sampling btw
You make anything yet? Lls

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LOOOOOOOL

youtube.com/watch?v=Zv6eefWrhDk

youtube.com/watch?v=-4-5C5hH4BA

youtube.com/watch?v=o6tYQ5RyZy8

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omg its like Feelin but 10 years earlier and 10x as good

lol check this one out guys
youtu.be/hV7dHMpDIDI
so tasteful ffs

2019 YOTDSF.. nlb

yerrrrrrrrrrr

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXfyDMWc9U&

m.youtube.com/watch?v=__j6uDzgv_s

(gonna take that as a no. Sad!)

break beat mall grab

my wife only lets me collab with her sorry
youtu.be/wv_i3sM5vI0

soundcloud.com/brainwaves_crew/hermeth-pump-up-the-jam-re-edit-instrumental-version

jhz!!

ffs lads

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oh my days

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