Help me write a song

i ate a a parking ticket sprinkled with mango in my flying washing machine i landed in neptune on the outer ring part so decided to try and tan but the sun was too far away so i swam to the castle on the hill and ate at the big buffet salami and spicy chorizo talented violonists formed a quatuor in one corner of the room went over and applauded i bowed my head and i recognized one of the musicians was a friend from primary school i had not seen for 567 years we shook hands ad i opened my christmas presents and found the screw that was missing from the library in my grandmother's library so i buried in a big pink watermelon forgot about it and threw on the big mountain range above iran as i flew above it heading towards southern india got lost in the forest found my way back bought some jewellery on the 84th floor of a glass-paned skyscraper and then i

OP you better still be here cause I'm working on a masterpiece and it'll be all yours

I’m here, recording the pizza blues

I need one more rhyming couplet then I'm done

Here you go user.

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Yikes

Darlin goes down on me under the sheet
she's sucking my willy and it feels pretty sweet
but there's one thing that's better than a little bit of lovin
letting one rip and serving up a dutch oven
BRAAAAAAAAP, BRAAAAAAAP
my buttocks feel warm as my cheeks start to flap
"LET ME OUT YOU MINGER", she screams in disgust
but I'm holdin down the sheet as my nut starts to bust
"I CAN'T BREATH I'M GONNA DIE" as my spaff starts to shoot
"YOU'VE GOT IT IN MY EYE" and I hear her start to puke
I can feel vom on my crotch, and the room smells of bile
"I'M FILING FOR DIVORCE, DAVE, THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY VILE"
Just like that 7 years of marriage have gone up in smoke,
and was it really worth it for a bit of a joke?
well, nothing feels better than farting in bed
while a pretty little woman is givin you head.

You write something better with that shite. :)

Based. Thank you user this genuinely made my day.

I meant the voice op

I keep laughing when I get to the braaap. This might take some time

also I'm questioning how I imagined the meter for the "just like that 7 years of marriage" line. I can't make it work in my head anymore, so I dunno how you're gonna interpret it. you could shorten it I guess, discount the "just like that" and do "7 years of marriage, have gone up in smoke"

You're most welcome!

You might recognise the melody. ;)

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hehehe
I'm not actually familiar with Bob Dylan, fwiw

youtube.com/watch?v=YoagldK69U0

> (OP)
>"nigger and faggot, nigger and faggot," quoth the wealth of intellectually-deprived traggots

Beautiful

holy fucking kek it actually worked

Bleeding lines don’t hold what keeps the thing that feels inside

It’s left where it is kept and now is out in the wild

Risen from the chest and dropped when Nothing’s grip defiles you

Bit tired to do anything else, past 2am here.

Thanks to those who contributed and suck my balls to the guy who said my voice is shit.

write your own song, you lazy, talentless faggot

>OP literally wrote two songs in fifteen minutes based on shitposts and vague ideas

Dilate, OP

Jesus man, I have written about twenty serious songs this year, just wanted to have a bit of fun.

Ok guys lets help OP, we are going to add one word at a time.

Ill go first, NIGGER

OP pic is literally the greatest power trio since Rush

i'm just being a dick because i thought it was funny
You do you, user. You do you.
Here, I'll try to help you out a little.

FAGGOT

. . .
but there's four animals in that picture
. . .

not a trio there's 4 of them

>there's 4 of them

yeah BUT what does HE do really???

plays maracas like that guy in Pavement