Now that the dust has settled, who is the better ind*stry pl*nt?

I want to fuck both of them

LOADS.

Clairo is much less offensive than Billie.

For one, Clairo is just a daddy's-money-and-connections industry plant. She doesn't pretend to be anything but a rich girl making lo-fi indie music (and the indie scene has been taken over by rich kids for some time now).

Billie on the other hand fakes her background, leaches off of black culture, fakes social consciousness for clout tokens, doesn't write her own music, and is shilled endlessly as some kind of groundbreaking artist.

Nigga that's the aesthetic

>feeling offended by a 17 y/o girl
lmao even Yea Forums has it's standards for fuck's sake

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Julian Casablancas

Why does billie always have her tongue out?

"I'm EDGY."

Yea Forums BTFO

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Whore

they mad because they bad (at having consensual sex)

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Clairo is just Billie with less high hats and more guitars.

HOOER SHE'S A HOOER SHE'S A HOOER SHE'S A HOOER SHE'S A HOOER SHE'S A HOOER SHE'S A HOOER SHE'S A HOOER SHE'S A HOOER SHE'S A HOOER SHE'S A

julian actually shows up live

Wasn't Billie an hour late to her Coachella performance?

>fakes social consciousness for clout tokens
Or it could be that she DOES care about social and political issues, she just doesn't want politics to stain her career.

Remember what happened to the Dixie Chicks back in '03?

that doesn;t mean he's not an industry plant, but yeah, he's good

>Or it could be that she DOES care about social and political issues

No, it couldn't be

How do you know?

2019 isn't 2003. Plenty of artists criticize Trump without any stain to their careers, for instance.

Yeah but a teenage girl criticizing Trump is risky, especially if she has to win over an audience of teenage girls whose parents could very well be Trump supporters.

I didn’t have high expectations for Clairo until I heard her album. I’m non-ironically impresses way more than I should be.

Billie is the opposite. I had high hopes for her but felt her album was inconsistent and kind of dull. Some of the worst songs on the album (Bad Guy, WTPO, Bury a Friend) were the ones that charted the highest.

>leaches off of black culture
this. I mean it's alright liking and respecting artists and cultures other than your own, but she's a turbo-wigger and nascent mudshark to the marrow. it's just fuckin weird to see her fronting like her parents are hoodrats.
>clout tokens
how fuckin old are you? how many people over 18 actually bastardise "clout" like this?

"Clout" has become a commonly-used word by now.

clout has always been a commonly used word, but zoomers are bastardising the living fuck out of it as if it means the same thing as getting good boy points for virtue signalling, as if clout is merely derived from social consensus and appraisal.

>it's just fuckin weird to see her fronting like her parents are hoodrats.
Did you read her Rolling Stone interview? She claims her parents were "barely getting by" despite their long list of actor credits.

it sounds like you just dont live in a city with a modern social scene because i've been hearing the term "clout tokens" since 2017

why would I read interviews of people whose music I'm not that into?
the only thing I can see eye to eye with her, the only thing we have in common, is tourettes. we both spaz out with motor tics, never seen her verbally tic before though but maybe she manages to compose herself well enough for interviews.

>it sounds like you just dont live in a city with a modern social scene
pretty much. I tend to avoid spending time in cities in general, don't involve myself in social scenes, and "my" city, the one closest to me and where I was born, barely scrapes 50k and seems to have more churches than clubs.

>implying her daddy doesn't pay for those good reviews

EDM is just rock with more hi hats and less guitars

Clairo relies on money.
Billie relies on white privilege.

elvis presley

I'm waiting for Billie to pull the "I'm not white I'm IRISH" card.

t. grew up in Boston where this trope is incredibly common

Clairo also produces her own music whereas Billie doesn't.

I don’t have partisanship to this argument but I’d like to correct you here because the entirety of Immunity was produced by Rostam Batmanglij

Clairo co-produced several of the tracks.

You got me there.

I don't like billie's music desu

Both of them are incredibly boring.

Billie's music is kind of interesting ngl. It would be better if she were a better vocalist.

Best songs on her album were xanny, ilomilo, and the ballads at the end. crown should have been her big hit instead of bad guy.

It's not unusual for teenage girls to fuck around with their sexualities, so probably.

Sounds like a personal problem.

I can get behind Billie's music, but every time I watch an interview of hers I cringe at what a gross personality she has. Clairo's music is kind of boring but at least she has a sweet personality.

i hate the way you type but based

>the two most popular artists of 2019 are privileged white women
Let the white washing of the music industry commence

Privileged white women with industry connections who LARP as DIY just-got-lucky fluke artists.

the one with the two massive talents

Biggest irony of the decade is how white female artists were often the biggest targets of critique by SJWs five years ago. Now the two biggest artists whom SJWs are cheering on are privileged white girls.

Goddamnit I wanna rape them both to death

THAT'S A CHILD YOU SICK FUCK

the monkees
>no attempts to hide that they're plants
>music for everyone - teenyboppers and adults
>each member was a talented musician
>they were entertainers as well
>endorsed by zappa

they're equally mediocre musically, but eyelash has been much more effective.

Clairo is cute, billie needs to smile more. Haven't heard either of them and don't care to either

Maybe because she's signed to a major label and gets way more promotion.