/metal/

im brainlet when it comes to technical stuff about metal music, i cant even put into words what i like the most about my favorite albums
is there any way to change that even if i dont play any instruments?

melodeath chucks

Best Sodom album

But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

this album is so much better than leprosy
leprosy lacks that cheesy horror charm

actually how about we post some based horror inspired songs?
youtu.be/kMvQc_ki_s0

Into Glory Ride has the loudest chad snare drum in existence

>guys i am alpha chad!!!
can you please stop compensating so hard? thanks

why is /metal/ so gay

Last time the mods kept the OP and deleted all his other posts, not like it matters anyway.
I do wonder though, why did it take him so long to come back? I'm pretty sure he got permabanned and he just figured out how to change his IP. At least he'll get banned pretty quickly if that's the case.

We need more albums that sound like this. Post your suggestions.

Does /metal/ hate Obscura?
youtu.be/hqx6iOs_yIA?t=217

youtube.com/watch?v=zHiU7aF-f_Q

If it don't riff it's not worth your time

You don't need to know that they're playing a suspended 9th chord to enjoy the riffs. If you're asking for a reason to start playing an instrument, go for it you won't regret it.
I just assumed I had missed a ban

tech death is garbage

I like how you guys keep talking about me. It's like i'm a celebrity or something.
Just post metal and let's leave it at that.

Just say things like "all the minor fourth chord transitions really resonate with me".

youtube.com/watch?v=6GniaNBQdRo

leather

Who is this guy you keep talking about?

Had a feeling, thanks.

They keep on complaining about me because I made them butthurt.
Just ignore it and post metal before things get ugly.

Go read all the posts on the previous threads, where you weren't spamming, and see how much of a celebrity you are. And why aren't you saying whether you're ban-evading or not?

Holy shit. Just fucking stop complaining!
Jesus Christ.

>Just ignore it and post metal before things get ugly.
Shartanon is a fucking internet tough guy

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reminder that power and most trad is for unironic faggots
>>b-but this music makes me feel like I'm on an epic quest!!
>>b-but s-soiboys actually hate power it's too masculine!!!
>songs about fairies, magic, le epic dragons and quests
>too masculine

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>hop on faggot, we are saving metal

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NSBM is good

Actually, the shartard is saving the general from irrelevancy

what about cirith ungol

What do we think about candlemass?

You guys are turning me into one by constantly bringing me up!

>reminder that power and most trad is for unironic faggots

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European melodic power is garbage, but Trad/Heavy/USPM is based you moron.

>No, you can leave. Metal is safe with us

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All you guys do is complain while I post the RIFFS. You should know better!

Ok wimp

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Let the soiposters out themselves as soibois, it's funny.

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Anyone going to this? I know we have OSDM Midwest faggots here.
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=HWD1un3SjWE

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I love how retarded and autistic this general is. Thanks for all the fun

Why is Bathory so good?

The short version is:
>summerfag tries to make a BM chart in order to fit in
>while making it, it became evident he barely has an understanding of the genre he's making a chart about
>chart gets made
>it sucks and no one likes it
>he's upset
>he starts spamming
>he thinks it's trolling
And that's it desu. I should add that this has been going on for more than a month and that whenever he gets banned, instead of using it as a chance to stop, he makes his own OC to spam this place.

both based desu
also based

I like all Darkthrone albums, but Old Star is the best since the Cult is Alive.
Absolutely great album with great riffs.

stay mad, kid.

Last time I called him out for his shitty thrash chart, everyone defended him vehemently; so fuck all of you backwards faggots.

ok fags keep listening to your Legend of Zelda metal covers

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>nothing but chad metal
Alright son.

youtube.com/watch?v=F3L0Gfj7lKI

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Look at this! They won't stop! Jesus!

Ignore the haters. It's time to post more RIFFS!
youtube.com/watch?v=q4juigf6Xp0

You've used up your daily allowance of exclamation points. You're typing like a 12 year old girl, all you're missing is the xD's.

tru

Wew, lad! You got me there! Typing properly isn't allowed!

Are you really that butthurt? You need to fucking relax!

>Wew
Throw in some oof's and yikes' while you're at it, Leddit.

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Nothing is more angry and sadistic than jokingly replying "you've used up your daily allowance of exclamation points."

youtube.com/watch?v=-enFfVfUt1Y
deathrash
over the wall edition

How can you tell? I'ts just text on a screen!

Might travel from Iowa to this.
Blasting some band I saw last night.
youtube.com/watch?v=JK8vAfEb9g8

I'm surprised you didn't snap your wrists typing this out

>I'ts just text on a screen!
That's where you're wrong. What he typed was a grand declaration of war, and I'm not referring to the shitty soi-fodder Mayhem album.

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USÖYPERS OF THE THRONE

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Can we post more bands that sound like this please? I'm tired of all the bullshit and just want to listen to metal.

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Söythrone were shitty trendhoppers since day one. Now ted and fenriz are the alternative lifestyle romantic life partner commandeers of a mob of ironic torch wielding söyboys who claim to be all about CULT, OLDSCHOOL METAL even though they only just discovered Agent Steel and Manilla Road in the last 5 years
It must suck only being remembered for Transilvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon, which are just shitty imitations of Burzum

Söyside Journey: generic Swedish style DM album #928192819

A Blaze in the Söythern Sky: "now we're kvlt black metal because Euronymous said black metal is cool!!!! nevermind the songs are still basically death metal riff salads that happen to have some Mayhem ripoff riffs tossed in!"

Under a Söyneral Moon: MUH ICY GUITAR. it's SUPPOSED to sound thin and weak! that's the point!

Söysilvanian Hunger: wow, it's like Burzum, except without any of the dynamics or songwriting or interesting use of feedback and distortion! And the first pressing has a REALLY EDGY message in the liner notes haha but don't worry they weren't serious!!!!! they were kidding around!!! (Fenriz needs non-white people's money too!)

Panzersöy: the "we're out of ideas" album

All the pure BM albums after that are even more uninspired than the C-rate Darkthrone clones coming out around the same time like Craft and Katharsis.truly pathetic.

Then they went comedy rock, and that's where they remain today.

Fuck fenjizz. Fuck Cockturnal Culto. Fuck söythrone.

Very good album. If my hair weren't so greasy, I'd put my headphones on and listen.

enjoy

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>Dissection
>anything but absolutely based
I hope I'm getting your post wrong user

the blacktrannie cries out as he is mogged by the PowerChad

I may.

>If my hair weren't so greasy, I'd put my headphones on and listen.
This post sums up the entire black metal genre.
This would be really good if wasn't for shitty mallcore vocals interlaced with the power metal vocals. Oh well.

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Quit trying to be funny, because you're not funny

89328598
I'm not reading all that faggotry, nor giving a (You).
Go douse yourself in gasoline and light it all up.

the joke was that I was referencing a lyric from the album using a pun in regards to how Ihsahn looks like a complete söya böya

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Wow! Thanks for pointing that out!
I hope you feel better!

Literally only poseurs and tourists trash trad metal. Nice job exposing yourself.

POST YOUR WEEKS NOW!

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feast your ears on this pussies
youtube.com/watch?v=DBoseBtsoWA&t=67s

youtube.com/watch?v=h-BulqaSJNU
i love sneed

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I remember the lyrics, just didn't know whether it was against Ihsahn or Dissection.
I haven't slept decently in days, so I'm kind of slow on the uptake

Gonna blast Storm of the Light's Bane to sleep

pretty fucking brutal/10

>riffless söy prog tech death with le quirky r/metal saxophone and mediocre clean vocals for extra brownie points
No

How's the album with the guys head blown off?

What's better? Grind or BDM?

As stupid as it looks.

Post the best racist sounding riffs.

This is an image of the spirit of a man who loves power metal.

Soaring high, brave, always without fear. The vocals carry me though, and the energy guides my spirit.

ON A MOUNTAIN
I SAW IT
AS LIGHTNING REACHED OUT TO HIM

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mince and gore

>Literally only poseurs and tourists trash trad metal. Nice job exposing yourself.
>he says this despite trad being THE tourist/poser metal genre

based

The only power metal from Europe that doesn't suck cock is Scanner, now fuck off.

Trad is so fucking boring. I listen only to Devourment. That's how all metal should sound.

>Trad is so fucking boring. I listen only to Devourment. That's how all metal should sound.

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rate my local raw black metal
youtube.com/watch?v=MgSP7x06_Zo

Hey! That's me! How did you know?

youtube.com/watch?v=j39ERxJqRfc
lol benis

The only two BDM bands I like so far are Devourment and Cephalotripsy. What should I listen to next?

Because every goofy post you type out is divided into 3 parts like a sonnet.

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war metal.

I'd start with revenge, blasphemy and black witchery

>What should I listen to next?
2 hours of VHS static from the 90's packaged in stupid black and red goat artwork.

Amidst all the filth, a romance blossoms...

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Maybe I should just listen to the static of a TV instead.

I actually got War Metal covered. Beherit or Conqueror is my favorite.

For years, Nuclear War Now!’s forum has been the haven for life dropout D&D neckbeards searching for some form of friendship and community. But according to website tracking metrics, the site has seen a massive decline in it’s traffic over the past 6 months. While viewership of metal sites can rise and fall unpredictably on metal sites, the above statistic should frighten anyone who cares about keeping their site relevant. Sites with active forums should be doing much better than your the average blog-style metal site, so the numbers above show an unforgivable descent into irrelevancy.

But given that the site is predominantly frequented by war metal fans that have no regard for actual music, the crash in interest also proves something far bigger: war metal, as a sub genre, is in its last days.

This is a welcomed revelation as war metal was the nu metal of black/death metal and was ultimately worthless. With virtually no innovation, creativity, or direction for over 20 years, war metal became the lowest IQ form of extreme metal. The fact that Beherit was more interesting, creative, and musically varied than every single band to follow it throughout the decades to follow is an absolute disgrace to every band that’s followed in their footsteps.

shut the fuck up faggot you're as bad as the powerfags

While the surface-level viewer might see war metal as “the most underground/kvlt/extreme/unlistenable of all genres,” the truth is that it was only marketed as such and done so very effectively as the bank account and new production facility of Cali basedboy Yosuke Kanishi will clearly indicate. By offering a product that appears “totally not mainstream haha!” Kanishi was able to efficiently trick kvlt status seeking basement dwellers into mass consumerism using the same marketing tactics as thrift shops. Essentially this created a record label and forum that was ultimately the thrift shop of metal– reissues (refurbished releases) of random bands from 20 years past that could be marketed as super underground when really they were just empty of creativity and technique. By assumingly being “not trendy” war metal became one of the trendiest metal genres of our time and the go to for the metal derivatives of the modern hipster.

“Bu… But war metal is evil!” Really, then why does Nuclear War Now! have an Instagram account?

Musically war metal is a hilarious deception because if you alternate the grooves of their atonal power chord riffs, you’ll get nu metal riffs. Most bands even match the nu metal guitar tuning of A! But war metal fans have no idea they’re listening to nu metal with different drums and vocals because they only care abut the aesthetics. In all reality most of Black Witchery’s riffs were originally on Korn’s Life is Peachy which subconsciously tickles the nostalgia of their fans without them realizing how or why.

fuck that shit. extreme metal ALL the way!

what's your AOTYSF?

You should check out The Metal Archives forum. I got banned a long time ago, but some of the shit that's written on there is hilarious; especially from dyke overlord Morrigan.

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In an age where Von is taking big money for rock star tours, where Blasphemy albums are marketed as vintage thrift shop essentials, and where black metal shows feature 90% war metal bands, any prestige or credibility war metal and it’s original bands once had is gone. War metal fans are the modern equivalent to the JNCO jeans wearing clowns of the 90s. They are the permavirgin autistis of metal that grew from infants that would have been left in the woods to be eaten by wolves in the Pagan times.

Celebrate the death of war metal, repent if you ever liked this garbage, and enjoy some classic war metal riffs below:

youtube.com/watch?v=aTNjNKQGBkI

Let me save you some trouble. My favorite album of the year so far is some generic death metal album sold exclusively from Bandcamp. It's barely listenable dissoshit, but they sent a little button with my order.

I liked this more than anything I've heard coming out this year so far, though given that it's just a demo I dono yet. I think Cerebral Rot will probably take it, but that doesn't come out for another 10 days youtube.com/watch?v=VGQWoejV-yM

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INNO

Bought my ticket a month ago when I was shitfaced at a wedding

A

DON'TCHA THINK I'M A SAVIOUR
DON'TCHA THINK I CAN SAVE YA
DON'TCHA THINK I CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE
MHMM

SATANA

youtu.be/EPcfeO10tWc
finland was based

Has this dickhead been pretending not to know how to sing for 25 years, or has spending time with that stupid-looking faggot from Avantasia somehow reinvigorated his enthusiasm?

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where my raw black niggas at

youtube.com/watch?v=tPrH6n2H0rE

Encoffination
I love the atmosphere but it's not for everyone

Cool, tickets are sold out already but I'm sure there'll be some people trying to sell them on the event page
I'll be there. There's no way I'd ever want to actually meet up with anybody from this place, but I like trying to pick out /meal/fags when possible.

i just suggested some stuff he might like, nobody asked for you manifesto

did not know about Sedimentum. Liking it so far.

>the spirit of power metal is a giant furry faggot
Ok

It's old copy pasta, dude

based truth

The one these two made

>that stupid-looking faggot from Avantasia
I with he would produce something good these days.

havent been on mu for at least 5 years now so figures that i didnt recognize is

a band named after dirt wow I'm sure this isn't gay caverncore made by bearded hipsters

No fur here, just pure dragon power.

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But the embodiment of Power Metal is a Pumpkin, you gay

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I guess i'll listen to Disgorge next.

What does /metal/ think of Blood Incantation?

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I bought his latest album a few nights ago just to hear Geoff's songs, which probably rely on heavy studio effects to sound even remotely listenable. The rest of it is probably Nuclear Blast-esque corset-core.

kinda boring desu

I can't stop listening to BDM and Grind. I can feel the testosterone running thorough my veins.

youtube.com/watch?v=gi3qC_zQ4Po

>I can feel the testosterone running thorough my veins
That's just the toxic POZ LOAD you just took in your ass destroying all of your white blood cells.

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I'm not watching that.

Damn I forgot about this. This guy is Reddit personified, just look at the posters along with that shirt

That's ironic considering the last 11 Dream Theater albums are on-par with shitty -core garbage.

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fake ass boy band made of studio musicians for record labels to pimp out and send promotional copies to cringe faggots with youtube channels. archetypal onions pseudo-underground marketing complex tier shit. just listen to timeghoul instead or death's human if you really want to get to the aids-encrusted source of where this aimless wank comes from.

>nothing but chad metal edition

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lol wasn't there 3 of them?

nice album, never seen anyone mention it here

Only chad Trad/Heavy/Power/Speed discussion below this point.

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>never seen anyone mention it here
No surprise there. I bought it off some pedo Josef Fritzl character on Discogs for $15.

Got tickets for next Feb, problem?

One left, still 3 girls on stage though.

I'm gonna say based, but only because they upsets the extremies.

Not at all. I got 3.

Good lad.

One to dance, one to lip-sync and the other to make ahegao faces at gross neckbeards in the crowd.

I liked the cover art but couldn't sit through it.

Did you guys hear that the Ohio shooter was a left wing metalhead into shitty slam and core?
twitter.com/iamthespookster/

Wonder if he posted here

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Why aren't you listening the the greatest black metal album ever made?
youtube.com/watch?v=gCx6WNJma5k
youtube.com/watch?v=-W1NhfbyR8Q

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Absolutely based album. I think people are miscrediting it as "death metal" when it actually is really good Deathdoom imo. Really enjoy these lads

shits wack bro he sound like frog

Because I'm not into little kids.

the "left wing" is redundant
"shooter" already implies that

The only correct answer.

Do you think every time Todd Jones spergs out at MetalSucks and deletes the nailstyranny Twitter account, the next Nails album gets delayed for another 6 months?

Takes one to know one, user. Lets hope they'll play that new Arcadia-Song during the tour.
They all dance and make ahegao faces sometimes, but they do not lip-sync

Lol who cares, it's still a good listen.

I already listened to Grand Declaration of War earlier

Inquisition is a tourist filter.

It's sad that the only way you can listen to black metal is if it's numale tripe with spoken word and clean vocals and synths. You're a faggot.

I'M THE HARBINGER OF ONIONS

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they're tourist friendly

What the fuck are you saying retard? Fucking schizo hahahaha

Behexen? My man!
youtube.com/watch?v=MHSRoPnGoUs

Nothing says "schizo' quite like enunciating laughter over the internet.

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inquisition is people with standards filter

bouncy hogwash open string skipping lame garbage ass croak croak sounding ass pedophile dogshit season of mist shilled onions byproduct ass

seriously listen to DMDS or any of the first four immortal instead

meal always hates me for this but okay ;_;

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>accompanies post with image of a major schizo
Hahahahaha, this just cannot get any better
Or can it?

Would still give Debbie Harry a good seeing to. Even in her 70s. Don't give a fuck.

>he can't get into Inquisition
youtube.com/watch?v=UGdbsGFrvbY

>accompanies post with image of a major schizo
That would be the joke, you window-licking mongoloid.

>Season of Mist
No thanks.

>I was just pretending to be a retard
Oh no, no, no
It did get better
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING RETARD

I like to use fancy words a lot. Or is it alot?

basado anal cunt
but minus for pestilence cuz they sux
partially
the only onions you carry are with that ripping corpse and demolition hammer
nice

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wrong. cumbrain dependence on novelty rock n roll tripe like this is something to be overcome you pleb.

>Oh no, no, no
Reddit memes
>I was just pretending to be a retard
Reddit memes
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING RETARD
Autism.

OH NO, NO, NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING RETARD

Slam is now illegal

Great chart if it weren't for those Iron Reagan faggots. I'd rather listen to 15 petrol-sniffing abos fart into a vuvuzela.

Settle down and post more riffs.

>nightwish
based

it's ok but Spectral Voice is a 10/10 band

i dig their modern crossover approach although i mostly ignore anything else they do as in like lyrics or other stuff outside the band
and their music videos are pretty funny to me

>melodeath suc...

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What should I listen to next? Fleshgod Apocalypse or Disgorge?

have a little discernment and listen to Deeds of Flesh instead you utter moron

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-cks.
thats not melodeath.

It's hard to ignore the lyrics when their nasally prepubescent sounding vocalist is screaming "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR THEIR BODIES", "IT'S THEIR CHOICE."

>melodeath suc...

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totally discovered helmet in it's full potential. my god what a band

true dat

never been too big on bathory but ill be damned if the return of darkness and evil is not one of the greatest album titles of all time

then what is it

Are you sure? I'm having trouble deciding what to pick.

I am positive. listen to the gradually melted ep until you grow a brain.

just regular swededeath

>listening to EPs.
What a faggot.

first bathory album is best
good old black/thrashing

deeds of flesh full lengths are way too fucking long. gradually melted is nice and condensed. 0 bloat.

i'm high and listening to metallica - black album for the first time, and i'm really liking it. don't listen to metal at all except black sabbath. want recs for more like this

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>metallica - black album
yikes

it's melodic though

I don't even listen to this faggot shit, but most of their albums are 30 minutes long. What kind of ascended retard are you exactly?

Try this one. It's kinda brutal though so you might not like it

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idk if I like the new mgla track

What do you listen to, anyway?

>yikesposting
You physically cannot restrain yourself from outing yourself as a Redditor.

Why, so you can Google the band real fast and come up with some "NO U" retort?

What band is this?

y*kes

they really find a way to make 30 minutes feel like an hour and a half with those oblonged lopsided verbose song structures. I'm just a guy that likes it better when a band's material is muscular and cuts to the chase rather than beating all the way the fuck around the bush trying to articulate something that doesnt require so much effort like deeds does. senseless fucking abstractions bother the fuck out of me. I don't know why. it is what it is. shut the fuck up and listen.

No! I just want to listen to some metal!

How do you go from this
youtube.com/watch?v=Jn_qk7M92Sg
to this
youtube.com/watch?v=2QP9MnqHw_0

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>shut the fuck up and listen
I'd rather not. Whenever I see this band, it's going to remind me of your low-Test and oblonged lopsided verbose sentence structure.

Okay! Hang yourself! Then I'll tell you!

Can you please talk normally? These fancy words are hurting my brain.

ASTRAAAAAAAAAAAAL HARUSPIIIIIIIIIIIICEES

I can't hurt what doesn't exist.

on my way to watch Avernal

youtube.com/watch?v=ds0i1CBlC1s

Are you saying I don't exist?

ok enjoy your triggered plastic blastbeat gurglecore trash then pleb

Any slam fags in the building?
Fucking apologize you wiggers

I'm not saying that exactly, but I've seen porn spambots on Kik with more of a personality than you've got.

Ban assault slams.

Signs of Swarm. I think I've seen them at some point, but I can't remember who with or when.
Not a slamfag, I like metal and true crime, so if I could get a quick rundown on this faggot that'd be wonderful.
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=B2oDq-9H55U

>Signs of Swarm
Thanks. here's another band t.

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I don't think it's a good idea to express myself. Especially on this website.
Let's just stick to posting metal.

>there have been zero "caveman riffs" posts since the shooter was killed
Coincidence? I think not. Finally this thread can be rid of all that shit genre.

>I will not give in to fascist belief

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You remind me of that tranny they used to troll on Yea Forums. He'd come in trying to pass as a woman, but he had a 5 'o'clock shadow.

You have a problem with BDM and Grind?

QRD: dude killed 9 people including his sister last night in Ohio
pennlive.com/nation-world/2019/08/shooter-killed-9-in-ohio-including-his-sister-police.html?outputType=amp
>Six of the nine killed were black

What are you trying to say?

What are you going to do about it, fedora-tipper?

>I can't resist the urge to fap
metal for this feel?

Anyone else hype for the Mercyful Fate reunion? Hoping they won't only play shitty festivals like Wacken and do some regular gigs.

All I can do is prey and hopefully you will realize those are the superior genres.

Is this album based?

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So why was the wallshart shooter was a right-winger?

Is that his? Pretty Little Flower, a left-leaning grindcore band (I realize that's a little redundant, but I assume the shooting was politically motivated?). They're actually pretty good.

He was defending his country

The sad part is that is your fantasy.
>YES I FINALLY OFFENDED SOMEONE WITH MY MUSIC TASTE
No, it's not offensive, it's just bad. Deep fried At the Gates riff, drum machine, gurble gurble gurble, cliche movie quote sample. Manowar is legit harder than any of those bands.

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>prey

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lay off the CNN

Listen to Devourment. I think you need your ears checked.

You can't defend a country by attacking one of its cultural cornerstones

I fucked up.

You've been fucking up your whole life but haven't realized it.

People are saying it was politically motivated because it was majority black people getting shot. Facebook normies are already claiming that it was a "pissed off white supremacist chud mad at his n word loving sister" but his twitter beliefs don't align with that motivation
Attacking innocent people does nothing good for your movement

oldschool brutal death > any other brutal death
youtube.com/watch?v=q7YI0UJJc1I

judge me

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We both have. We are on this website so we fucked up either way.

>inquisition
>leviathan
>vektor
>deathspell omega

why are there so many pedophiles, rapists and wife beaters in tourist metal? is it something in the sóy diet?

I bet you were born after this album was recorded.

>Listen to Devourment.

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Why the shitty BMTH?

We need an old school brutal death chart. I don't want to listen to the modern shit.

Good lord. I sure hope that guy is wearing that as a joke.

>>vektor
David DiSanto viciously beat his girlfriend with a pillow. If anything, he just made her comfortable. Go right a Buzzfeed article about "needing to address the white problem."

>but I've seen porn spambots on Kik
Pathetic faggot.

+viscera infest, cianide, teitanblood
crass sucks dick lol
+demolition hammer, based and redpilled blastbeat-based melodeath
not bad
grindbro/10

how about a list?
rateyourmusic.com/list/vile_disfigurement/old-school-brutal-death-metal/

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I like that album a lot actually, it's catchy.

write*

That works. Thanks.

He was a Jew

youtu.be/1HXUnfplhMM
All deathcore sounds the same to me

He was a mick

You have too since they do most of their advertising on Yea Forums. Hey, faggot.

>12 years old

it's definitely connected to leftism

such a huge percentage of vocal male feminists, sóy satanists, social justice advocates etc. are eventually found out to be rapists, child molesters or something equivalent

>Deathspell Omega
>Inquisition
>Leviathan
>leftist
yeah okay retard

Don't think it's a festival thing, so very much looking forward.

>>Inquisition
No one molests children with more conviction than leftists do.

imagine thinking sóy hipster satanists are right wing

Yeah that Catholic church sure is leftist

>shit = shit
Not that strange to me

these bands fans are all communist furries on rym lol seriously

I see no advertising, stupid faggot.

BAKA

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How aren't they leftist? The new fag pope has thrown out all church doctrine to conform to LGBT filth. Not that it matters anyways, since they worship idols to begin with.

DESU i hear some good riffs hidden under that pile of garbage. Suicide Silence's first singer managed to sound unique

If you can't see it, then you're the stupid one. Get madder, cry harder, and spray more shit in your underwear.

Gorguts

>t.

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kill yourselves

not real death metal/black metal

>DESU i hear some good riffs hidden under that pile of garbage.
You don't think it's a pile of garbage though, you're just trying to insult it in order to simultaneously keep your kvlt credentials and trick people into listening to this bullshit.

Can math be really this complicated?

I actually remember listening to that specific chelsea grin album at 12 years old

...

Why the fuck would i care about being ostracized as an anonymous poster? That is some shit logic bro. Most deathcore is terrible

A question needs an answer.

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they probably made that song while they were our age now, so. I don't see an issue.

Enjoy your ads, you bovine faggot.

>spent the weekend alone
>again
post dsbm
youtube.com/watch?v=nPT2Sn69feY

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lets do it together