For me? The classic Katy Perry

she's what 13 y/o normies think is hot

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>billie eilish getting home and stripping off seven and half layers of memewear, 2kg of jewelry to reveal honking great boobs and fat snow-white bottom before immediately falling asleep

based

and who are the essential hotties for grown men m'sir?

Not him, but men of mature taste gravitate more towards refinement, modesty, and mathematical aesthetics than big titties, overdone makeup, and revealing clothing.
It's just a fact of life.

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high test men prefer big titties, latent homosexual prefer what you suggest

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>I have low testosterone levels and I compare the artificial means women use to look better with the natural assets they were given when born

that bitch from your Pic has a beautiful face, yeah, but she's fucking flat, no tits, and probably not ass
she looks really nice because you can only see the best thing she has: her face
also her face is under a whole sack of flour as well, it's just not as noticeable

but at the end of the day, if you had them both naked in front of you, your boner would gravitate towards the slampig with the bigger jugs
taste can't override nature, it just feel nice think you are over your animal self

Ruined forever when she married Russell Brand.

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Katie Perry has some of the best titles in any body of work

That's Jayden Jaymes.

True, after you see some girls exes it's hard to look at them the same way. You just know they're a bit fucked up.

>she looks really nice because you can only see the best thing she has: her face
Don't forget her hair doesn't look like total shit.

like my dick cares about her hair

The fuck is this

Ewwww

Also she said she doesn't want to have kids. Waste of a womb.

>grace kelly
>modest

jesus christ what an embarrassing post

>haha I don't want big tits like the other guys haha don't worry I like you the way you are
>please respond
this is you

either that or you are a pedophile in denial

do any women still dress like this

Katy’s best look ever

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Sometimes at weddings and galas.

sad
i like how more formal clothing looks, for both men and women

>i'm an average-at-best guy but i hold women to unreasonably high standards because muh free testosterone levels
is there anything cringier than a beta faggot trying this hard to be alpha? inb4 'projecting'

You should go to weddings and galas.

projecting

>i hold women to unreasonably high standards
How is liking big tits holding women to unreasonable standards?

no, you can't like things i don't like

Just liking them is fine, most guys do. Demanding big tits and accusing guys who don't of being pedophiles is retarded, though

In terms of appearance? Yes.

True true, but weren't you the one saying "men of mature taste gravitate more towards refinement, modesty, and mathematical aesthetics than big titties, overdone makeup, and revealing clothing.
It's just a fact of life?"

That was another user, should have clarified. My bad

Who cares? Any whore can wear a plain dress; they're still a whore.

how do you compose sentences like this and not feel embarrased

And any whore can stop acting like a whore. "Can"s don't fucking matter. Dos do.

So you admit that you only care about the image of refinement, and don't care about character at all?

No and quite honestly I don't care enough to rephrease myself for your stupid ass to understand me either.

peak bimbo

If you cared about character, Grace Kelly wouldn't be the type of woman you like.

You fundamentally misunderstood the words you just read. Why do you continue to double down? How much of a persistent dumbass are you?

>keeps replying
Seems like you want me to keep going.

t. literal 8 year old

what a nerd

or we could bring it back in style!

It is in style.
At weddings and galas.

>he likes cow tits

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>he doesn't
>he posts frogs

udderly cringe

>he's a low test fag

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she's the last late90/early00 looking woman out there

mommy milky

You know Grace Kelly was a nymphomaniac who fucked basically every man she ever met right?

which

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why wasn't i born in the 20s lads
i'm from her city too

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Where can I meet her

After you've eaten.

I'm not hungry

I'm not hungry.

Oh we meant beaten.

silvery streams silvery screams, ooooh. Impossible concentration.

Right here.

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her song about oral sex is fucking disgusting comparing eating pussy to eating actual food is so offputting and gross

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yes, they have more milk

came here to ask this

One of the Boys is objectively best Katy era. Both visually and musically.

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cosmopolitan.com/uk/fashion/celebrity/news/a47950/katy-perry-nike-tick-tooth/

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which song is that i dont listen to shitty pop stars

Why settle for two nipples when you can have twice as many udders

that's pretty gross

...

based

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

Christ that's disgusting.

if you wouldn't fuck those collarbones...

agree, however no one since amy whinehouse has been able to pull off the beehive. prove me wrong

bon apetit or something i dont know

upboat

I thought it was a slipped dental appliance, but no, it's a Nike implant. You know you've got too much damned money when you're getting gold Nike logos implanted on your teeth.
That's an oddly shaped tooth, too, they might have glued a veneer with the logo on it, instead of cutting into the tooth.

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did someone put katys face over sophies on this?

maybe dead toof?

>classic
nothing classy about this skank

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american role model for the new century