Post your face, favorite album, and number of sexual partners

Post your face, favorite album, and number of sexual partners

I'll start:
MPP
0

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SFTB
0

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Faust
999

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Look like Dave Grohl

Don't have one, there's too much good music out there
10

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I can be your sexual partner

MPP
0 but 12 if dudes count

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Why wouldn't they count you racist bigot

Human beings were physically made for heterosexual sex, user

loveless
69

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Die Lit
1337

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haha what a epic thread. i came over from reddit and i am laughing so hard!!

Up

stefan here, good post

Jon Arbuckle
Die Lit
2

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not gonna post face
I havent kept track because it's not important to me but if I had to guess it'd be 7-9 with 2 long term gfs.

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joe rogan tho

rip incel guy

nah he fucked that one girl who sold him the painting
why the fuck do I know this

i wish i could help user :(
you're unironically a qt

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Hehehehehe
Jon Arbuckle
MBDTF
0

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All you need to know is I'm ugly, wonky nose, uneven lip, blackheads and spots, thick eyebrows, moles on my face, bad haircut
But I've gotten compliments on my eyes and jawline, nothing else
TVU&N
One, we didn't fuck but I got to touch her tits

I’m not going to post my actual face but I look eerily similar to this cartoon character
Midnite Vultures
20 guys (I know it’s gross I don’t do it anymore, was just during the first year of university)
4 girls: my high school gf and 3 milfs I met on a swinging website (not all three at the same time)

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TMS
4

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well endowed and nice job on the bod. Once I fix my tendon tear I hope to look like that

>7 guys
>9 girls
>favorite albums are for plebs
>no face for you CIA

i love your cock and would love to have it in my mouth dad x. make me your little boy slut

user stop talking to yourself

based fearposter

Fuck you, CIA niggers.

K, yeah, OP does kind of look a bit incel.

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>smosh - smoshtastic
>over 9000 and ill also fuck ur mom tonite

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Yotube

Can you be my bf pls

Bacchia Neraida - Dionysos
9

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>radiohead
>I havent kept track because it's not important to me
holy shit you are so cool please fuck my wife

20 ladies and 2 dudes

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You look like Steve-O and Adam Sandler had a kid

Dude beat and three of a perfect pair are super underrated
Thrak too for that matter

Invention by Daedelus
.5

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what happend to this guy? did he do it?

Hell hammer - Satanic rites
0

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The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds
12

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Would never expect Yea Forums of all boards to know about this little gem, proud of you anons.

The Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream
87999995999999999966444499999890000000000012

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Explain prostate orgasm

Wtf where my incel bros at????

the jews

Another Green World
0

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Metro Area s/t
0

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He just uploaded a new video lads

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

Here's your album bro

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>Wedding ring
Why would you tell lies on the internet?

hah, based.

>any ring is a wedding ring
real brainlet hours

>loveless
>0

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I just binged this, what did I think Yea Forums?

Why else would you exclusively wear a ring on your left ring finger? I don't buy it

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Surfer Rosa by Pixies
between 30 and 60,like 4 guys included
not posting face because I will get recognized lol

Lol

Ricky is now stealing music from others and making shitty music videos for them

420

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Emergency and I

2

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based

John Lennon tho

based lasagnacatposters

based evil genius

Sean Smith
Loveless
Seventy-twelve

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The Red Album
5

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Whore

he's fucking john. he doesnt give a f

Bonito Generation
1

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no

Kid A
1

Slide by George Clanton
0

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NMH - Aeroplane Over The Sea
0

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the CHAD FEAR

Offer still stands, OP

m or f

based adam neely

Linkin park meteora
0

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Based

where did you get that kate bush shirt? and you will be my bf?

Your favorite album is ITAOTS you fuck

>Loveless
>1

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...

Oh hey, Derek. Does that pic imply you still look like you did in high school?

MPP
1

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/let’slookateachothersdicks/