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first for melodeath sucks
>Favorite War Metal band
>Favorite War Metal Album
KIIIILLLL
KIIIILLLL
KKIIIIIIIILLLLLLL
LOOORD JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIST
>Bestial Warlust
>Archgoat - The Luciferian Crown
Entry level but I never got really into war metal. Any recs?
I do that rather well... Don't you think?
Based
Just listened to Anatomy of the Beast yesterday and it's good as fuck, Cannibal Sodom has been stuck in my head all day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
theyre the best melodeath band desu
ROOO ROO ROOOO ROOOO RUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Bestial Warlust
mein bruder
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deathrash
2018 edition
I challenge you to name a better d-beat band
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GISM
Leftöver Crack
xth for godlesh is poo poo
WASTE
OF
LIFE
YOU'RE A WASTE
OF
LIFE
You fucks listening to this shitty Faux-Emo Zoomer-Core when all of Tool’s discography is on streaming? Pathetic.
Tool is literally the worst band of all time
>streamfagging
>being excited for the latest dad-prog album
sick
There's very few good female metal vocalists out there.
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Here's another aside from Doro.
>"dadprog"
>not being the faggiest of fag "prog" metal
dads listen to motörhead, testament and death. Not this bullshit
Man, I only hear praise when Tool is mentioned. Still haven't listened to them. Are they even worth it or is it just some herd mentality bullshit?
gimme some bands similar to the body, thou, and yob.
Based Dad
Oh cool, now we'll get a bunch of (pseudo-)stoner teens shitposting here because tool is on spotify.
Friendly reminder:
>tool
nice b8 m8 go dil8
>only hear praise when Tool is mentioned
stop browsing reddit then
That image you posted is too scary. Now you will give me nightmares
>even Robert Fripp likes Tool, cites them as a influence
>King Crimson has opened for Tool
worst timeline
The channel is deleted bro. I'd recommend Obscure Sphinx. Just randomly saw them at a festival not knowing or hearing anything about them before but holy shit they were good. I still listen to them. Also saw Holy Moses a few years back, I expected some screeching power metal garbage but holy fucking shit were they awesome. Fast as fuck brutal thrash and the "chick" (she's 50+ I'm sure) vocalist nailed the vocals as well. Got home, put on Finished with the dogs and soon turned it off. They are one of those bands for me that I like live but can't listen to them at home.
I asked a question you useless fucking retard, maybe try answering it next time?
Sorry about that; here's a link that works.
>I asked a question you useless fucking retard, maybe try answering it next time?
Maybe you're the one who is retarded since you can't look through the thread. Everybody here thinks it's trash
you got your answer. Tool is reddit: the band, much like Queen etc. Tool got so famous on reddit despite being """less-known""" act because dude haha get what I mean?! duuude 420 69 amirite imagine this band has GOLDEN RATIO in a SONG like you need pretty high IQ to get you know what I mean? duuuude I'm like 10 rn can I borrow ten bucks for chalupa and I'll give you upvotes on reddit
>2 guys calling it shit=everybody
Imagine being this retarded.
Being reddit doesn't mean shit because here everyone who doesn't liek something calls that reddit. Useless buzzword for braindead Yea Forums obsessed idiots. I can't fucking stand Queen though and judging by your description I won't like Tool either so thanks for that.
>Imagine being this retarded.
Imagine not knowing what an archive is. Look at past threads and you will see the same responses.
>judging by your description I won't like Tool
Listen to them and form your own opinion
I don't care that much and I never see them mentioned when I'm in one.
>Being reddit doesn't mean shit because here everyone who doesn't liek something calls that reddit.
no you still don't get it. it's ACTUALLY reddit, like Rick & Morty etc. it's also beloved on RYM an such.
if you're still eager, it's pretty mediocre alternative metal with muh experimentation. if you like 2deep4u bands, aka what redditors think smart music sounds like, or if you are a stoner (even more so if you're over 30), then it is for you. there's just a thousand better prog rock/metal acts which are actually skillful and inspiring.
Fister
Gnaw Their Tongues
Gaza
Ride for Revenge
Sect Pig
Graves at Sea
Primitive Man
Tetragrammacide
Full of Hell
They don't all sound exactly alike but I think they mine the same creative vein. Also check out pic related. It's an underrated split.
Any recs for something similar to this?
Hey guys it's me Jesus. Post an album and I'll tell you if it's based or cringe
Fuck off cunt
jokes aside, that guy was in a black metal combat but the dude from opposite band was met with an axe, ate tons of semilanceata fungi and makes music since 1999
you can't find a better black metalist, prove me wrong
DEATH TO FOREST ROCK FAGS!
>he doesn't know
save us, jesus
death to gays
oh wait that's you
death to a fag who enjoys a bunch of leather-underweared low-life pedos who play mediocre music.
I've never listened to a Manowar album because I thought they looked extremely gay, should I?
power metal is the most neckbeard genre of metal so nah
hate power
hate trad
hate epic
hate meloshit
love riffs
not racist just don't like em
simple as
Sadistik Exekution even if they'd disagree with the label
>simple as
what't this meme someone explain
Rank Suffocation Albums
NORF
I miss him bros...
this will cheer you up, friend
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For years, Nuclear War Now!’s forum has been the haven for life dropout D&D neckbeards searching for some form of friendship and community. But according to website tracking metrics, the site has seen a massive decline in it’s traffic over the past 6 months. While viewership of metal sites can rise and fall unpredictably on metal sites, the above statistic should frighten anyone who cares about keeping their site relevant. Sites with active forums should be doing much better than your the average blog-style metal site, so the numbers above show an unforgivable descent into irrelevancy.
But given that the site is predominantly frequented by war metal fans that have no regard for actual music, the crash in interest also proves something far bigger: war metal, as a sub genre, is in its last days.
This is a welcomed revelation as war metal was the nu metal of black/death metal and was ultimately worthless. With virtually no innovation, creativity, or direction for over 20 years, war metal became the lowest IQ form of extreme metal. The fact that Beherit was more interesting, creative, and musically varied than every single band to follow it throughout the decades to follow is an absolute disgrace to every band that’s followed in their footsteps.
While the surface-level viewer might see war metal as “the most underground/kvlt/extreme/unlistenable of all genres,” the truth is that it was only marketed as such and done so very effectively as the bank account and new production facility of Cali basedboy Yosuke Kanishi will clearly indicate. By offering a product that appears “totally not mainstream haha!” Kanishi was able to efficiently trick kvlt status seeking basement dwellers into mass consumerism using the same marketing tactics as thrift shops. Essentially this created a record label and forum that was ultimately the thrift shop of metal– reissues (refurbished releases) of random bands from 20 years past that could be marketed as super underground when really they were just empty of creativity and technique. By assumingly being “not trendy” war metal became one of the trendiest metal genres of our time and the go to for the metal derivatives of the modern hipster.
“Bu… But war metal is evil!” Really, then why does Nuclear War Now! have an Instagram account?
Musically war metal is a hilarious deception because if you alternate the grooves of their atonal power chord riffs, you’ll get nu metal riffs. Most bands even match the nu metal guitar tuning of A! But war metal fans have no idea they’re listening to nu metal with different drums and vocals because they only care abut the aesthetics. In all reality most of Black Witchery’s riffs were originally on Korn’s Life is Peachy which subconsciously tickles the nostalgia of their fans without them realizing how or why.
No
Suck my dick
Don't know this but looks based
Based
this copypasta legit scared me to a point where I almost shit my pants because I was afraid of going to /metal/, Your average thread doesn't scare me at all.
In an age where Von is taking big money for rock star tours, where Blasphemy albums are marketed as vintage thrift shop essentials, and where black metal shows feature 90% war metal bands, any prestige or credibility war metal and it’s original bands once had is gone. War metal fans are the modern equivalent to the JNCO jeans wearing clowns of the 90s. They are the permavirgin autistis of metal that grew from infants that would have been left in the woods to be eaten by wolves in the Pagan times.
Celebrate the death of war metal, repent if you ever liked this garbage, and enjoy some classic war metal riffs below:
t. Yosuke Kanishi
Are you ready for the AOTY?
>They're signed to Nuclear Blast
You don't listen to bands like that, do you?
THE SOBS
OF THE DEFEATED
BECAME
A PAINFUL
ROAR
>Heill Óðinn sire
comfy as fuck, thanks!
>oh, i know. there's one more thing beside hooliganism and vandalism, it's called unconventionality babe
Disgorge is great
I would just like to remind you all Summoning is amazing, and I'm listening to one of their Tribute albums - In Mordor Where the Shadows Are
nice
>soimmoning
Summoning aren't anti-fascist, that's just some onions putting spin on the article.
more like this
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fuck off
>Dwarves are Jews
I kinda like it
>: I am always glad when people mention my statements, because it was very important for me to make my opinion about fascism and racism clear. I used to be quiet about it for all those years, because I knew that the mood of summoning is not connected to politics at all, but when I saw that my music was used for a "tribute to the Third Reich," and someone wanted to create such a connection, then it was clear for me to react on it. My deep disgust against such ideologies is nothing new, but was always a strong part of me since I was a child. Later, when I started to get into the metal scene, I was in those punk pubs rather than in typical metal pubs. With my first metal band Marligom, we played in anarchist occupied houses and where I felt most comfortable, surrounded by a left-wing audience. For me, metal music (as well as generally underground music) mean being brave with your head up, not kneeling in front of any leader. It meant for me standing up against the commercial system, the rich elites, not spitting down on people who are defenseless.
ducking based
there's nothing anti-fascist written there.
>My deep disgust against such ideologies is nothing new
And that's not anti-fascist to say.
>commercial system
ummm does he mean economy?… yeah commie countries surely stood up to it
I'm just gonna hope you're pretending to be retarded and not coping this hard
No, I'm just not retarded, unlike you who clearly is. Saying he's disgusted by neo-nazism and his music being used in connection with it isn't anti-fascist. Antifa are a completely different league of SJW. Stop being an idiot
>metal music (as well as generally underground music) mean being brave with your head up, not kneeling in front of any leader. It meant for me standing up against the commercial system, the rich elites, not spitting down on people who are defenseless.
Wow, he must really hate facism.
No he means greedy, soulless fuckwits like you. There there.
He means jew infested capitalism.
>disgusted by neo-nazism
To be fair, they can't even get the salute right.
I WANT /POL/ GTFO OF MY /METAL/
lol americans
Not that user but both members support Black Lives Matter. A group which in my opinion is very authoritarian in it's message.
>fat manlets with gun holsters
lmao
Los monstruos de las americas
>Sees file name
>first thing is tumblr
I'm going to ask you to get out
Look at that shitty lawn
Guess that's what happens when you hate brown people
jesus christ
kek, soibaton fans btfo
It's more than trouble I've got myself into
Nothing but sad times
Nothing but sad times
I don't want to be associated with this shit
I dunno, I just found them on Spotify. One or two tracks are OK but it just sounds like edgy boomer rock.
no u
I only listen to obscure NWOBHM bands that put out maybe only two albums at most.
>Being socialists in America.
who's this little twink
Skinny.
I am so sick of so-called metal musicians not being buff out the ass
seething
What has Kim Kelly been up to anyways?
based. fuck NSfags
I live for ignorant caveman shit
Pretending bands are good musically, because they agree with her controversial "racism is bad" politics.
>he doesn't like Summoning
Post based BM
>he likes second rate midi fantasy rpg soundtracks
Not my genre
What are the best Septicflesh albums besides the first two?
I fucking love them
anyone listen to the new desecresy?
I always thought that band was way overrated...
as a matter of fact I do
That's a pretty cool song. Thanks for sharing.
Cringe. Leave the hall.
No worries, have another.
'ate power
'ate trad
'ate epic
'ate meloshit
love riffs
noht racist jus don like em
simple as
corrected
Already love sadistik exekution, thanks for rec tho
is this an thrash metal band?
cheers mate
sure why not
Das untermench
thanks lad
Sumerian Daemons is my jam
Where are my chads into Trad and Heavy/USPM Metal?
Right here bröther
One of my top 10 best albums of all time.
it takes a pretty high IQ to understand doom metal if i'm honest
What's your favorite doom metal user
Well I must be pretty fucking stupid then
Holy fuck this shit's good. How the fuck have I never heard of these guys before? Also, did they actually have schizophrenia? The absurdist song and album titles are great
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Krisiun's daring subversion of Neural Milk Hotel.
Damaar. They literally only released one demo, then disappeared. Nothing will ever top it. youtube.com
This is the correct answer my based warbröther
I have two polls for you to answer /metal/. Choose wisely.
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First one is fucking unfair user
>50 years of metal history
>still nobody has managed to produce something as good as this
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*Evil Laughing Intensifies*
Now you know the true meaning of evil
Sabotage is better faggot. And the best metal album ever is pic related.
underrated
pretty based. this is an example of being anti fascism without being antifa
No. That is a black metal band, as you can see from black clothes, and singer's black hair and beard. Euronymous was fan of this band, and Mayhem's riffs were influenced by SOAD's riffs. Also Varg said, that his vocals were influenced by Serj Tankian's vocal delivery.
YOU ARE BEWITCHED
sneed metal
I've always thought, that the band was australian, but now I finally read it correctly and saw that it was actually austrian.
I know, user... I miss him too...
>he doesn't do the doom walk while listening to metal
why is this production here so much better than on Anomalies of Artificial Origin
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Because slam bands love overproducing their shit to cater to coreshitters
Showed my Christian friend Batushka and told him it's a christian band, he seemed to liked them. Are they really christian though?
the production on the remastered version of Anomalies is fantastic
Does he like Antestor? Because if so that's all the christian black metal he needs
He's not really into metal, he likes mostly buttrock christian bands, so he probably hasn't heard of them.
slam is supposed to raw not clean deathcore shit. compare to that demo
If he likes Batushka, he should like Antestor. btw which Batushka are you referring to? Here's a chart of some good christian metal albums he should get into as well
depends on the kind of slam
>which Batushka are you referring to
First album, Litourgiya
Thanks for the recs, bro
No metal should be clean deathcore shit, user.
No Problem. Let me know what he thinks
>depends on the kind of slam
Core Kid detected
Wtf? I had no idea I was a dad.
Wrong CF album.
>implying all of his albums aren't based as fuck
HIP
HOP
Post IQ and height
Finally someone here who actually knows their history
5'7
90
Sacramentary Abolsihment, nothing comes close to this.
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Is this funeral doom?
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>best riff in his career
>ruined by Varg's dumbass lyrics
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Post adventure metal
t. numale
SAM DUNN IS ___________
Marjorie Wallerstein
Sarpanitum isn't even melodeath, don't slander them like this
median age of this thread: 15
As if 15 year olds aren't all listening to mumble rap
>man I hate my generation of music, I only listen to REAL music like Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Avenged Sevenfold, the list goes on
who are you quoting?
Communion and The Great Mass are both nice
15 year olds
this but unironically
Checked but cringe
The face forgives the mirror
The worm forgives the plow
The question begs the answer
Could you forgive me somehow?
Not sure, but someone needs to hold him down and shave off that rat tail.
this was me when I first started listening to metal back 2007 around age 15, so I guess you have a point
based
Then just follow him on Twitter or watch him on his BitChute channel
he has twitter?
I remember when metal threads were so fast there'd be multiple in a day, now look at this gay, slow, thread. I blame millennials.
if you're not a millennial you're too old to be here
yeah, he roleplays as "gandalf the white" or something like that
link?
look up @GandalftheWhi19
this band seems very unknown but is very good
BASED
No point, no one does the pure d-beat better than Disclose.
Where can i even listen to / purchase this. Cant find it anywhere
probably on slsk
WE
ARE
LIBERAL
FACTORY
>album cover borrows movie poster aesthetics
this pretentious shit will never not piss me off
Examples and why not?
Pic is kinda cool looking.
Shit's gay dude
I don't know, i like old movie posters and the way they look compared to modern movie posters that kinda suck.
I like classic movie posters too, but I also like good album covers and unfortunately these two don't mix
>in flames
come on dude of course it's gonna suck.
pic would go well on any horror gore album as art.
fix'd
nice
Their self titled was influenced by alot of thrash bands
based
2019, I am forgotten
>historical roleplay
Is there a reason why so many good metal bands turn to shit after they get famous? Not just the quality of their songs but they often also completely change their music style. It gets generic, softer voice, etc.
Is it really to get more fans, more mainstream?
I really can't imagine it's the case as literally most people say "In Flames, etc." is so shit now.
They just don't like you. It's nothing personal, it's just your face.
It's called "selling out"
Like Pantera or not you gotta give it to them, they never got softer
they've always seemed kinda boring to me desu. just the most generic us-style power metal I can imagine.
But user, that's one of the few album covers that does it well
Does anyone have that inhaling seagull meme that goes "AGENTS OF... STEEEEEEEEEEEL"
How do we feel that /ourboy/ Jorn is popular with zoomers?
any metal femanons need a friend? add me stinkysocks#5415
sent ;)
>the hipster looks
>alternative metal
>sweden
Can a band be anymore soi than this?
Punk>Metal
my Cock>your dick
What's the difference even? Punk speaks lyrics like rap does, metal screams/sings lyrics. Punk is soi and metal is cringe?
>I'll go to the general of one genre and say a different genre is better!
>They won't be able to handle my epic trolling!
Metalpunx > Metal > Punk
Is that thing even human?
>Tool
not metal
other bands play
MANOWAR KILLS
Some of their songs are pretty true, desu.
Pleasure to Kill is better
FUUUUUCK THAAAAAT SMASH THE HAMMERS NOW SLAM MOTHERFUCKEEEEEERS
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white boys
white girls
based
GHOULS
ATTACK
Pantera were also never good
Just let him back, YouTube. I've got nothing else to watch
But they didn't sellout
randy blythe sucks at exhale growling
>slime mutant blackie lawless as frontwoman
>rest of the band are all black dweebs standing still the whole time
fucking waste of potential
>got nothing else to watch
bitchute.com
i only like varg's stuff
i can only watch that so many times
I like his mids and highs but his lows suck shit
Replied to the wrong fucking post, since I'm a fucking retard
He was awesome at new american gospel and ashesh of the wake but he just sucks today
He had his moments on Sacrament, but Wrath and after just fucking suck
its hard to even consider tool metal, its really more a hard rock king crimson.
not that theyre bad, just that its hardly metal.
I somehow missed it despite loving the label
Good shit
Why is it so comfy, bros?
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What groove metal is worth listening to?
Exhorder's debut and their pre-LP stuff if you're feeling adventurous. That's it.
Pantera
Sepultura's roots
Soulfly
Soad's self titled
a little early but this ones considered dead
>NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
Are you fucking retarded
nigger this thread was moving at 1 post every 10-15 minutes
"little early" Fucking retard
The 2nd Devildriver album
i want to make an instrumental death metal playlist but i only know of one song and it's From Skin to Liquid by CC.
i really like it though and i wish to listen to more of these type of songs. help pleas
Fucking retard
The Chasm's last album
I just had a glass of chocolate milk and your post made me want to get another
>new mgla single
>no one is talking about it
seems like /metal/ has some standards now
>No Crimson Thorn
>No Antestor
>No Horde
>No Hesychast
Terrible list famalam
Inferis instrumental version of revenant
Sleep Terror is pretty good, I would recommend El Insomne
its really good. i think they might be making the same mistake as EIF in previewing the best song on the album
Holy based didn’t know about this. And the song is amazing