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she’s so talented

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corporate media says she is organic
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>"Unlike previous generations of pop idols — your Nickelodeon alums and Simon Cowell constructs — Eilish also got where she is more or less organically. Four years ago, she uploaded to SoundCloud a gorgeous ballad called “Ocean Eyes,” which she sang and her older brother, Finneas, now 22, wrote and produced. The song was meant for Eilish’s dance teacher, who’d asked for a song to choreograph a routine to. But when it went viral essentially overnight, the industry came calling. She had a billion streams on Spotify before her album had even come out."

Fake music.

talentless thot, would skeet on her fat tits tho

We already had this thread

she's ugly, acts like a pothead, and her music sucks

also everything is an artifact of the industry, it's a vile business of profiting off shit other people made wherein people who contribute nothing useful to society become richer than people working on cancer treatments, enabled entirely not by natural rights but by federal law that creates this thing called copyright, intended solely to make art more profitable

>she’s so unique

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>What’s more, Burkhart insists that the baggy clothes thing is “all Billie”. Far from a look that’s been manufactured by record execs for maximum marketability, it’s one that she’s invented for herself
Holy fuck LMAO

I hate wiggers.

based

Obviously inducted into the Illuminati's hall of Satan

White naggers, the lot of them.

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I think she's a gross person with shitty music but she doesn't bother me nearly as much as her army of shills does holy fuck that's retarded

The fact that a 17-year-old girl is singing about seducing my dad makes me want this country to burn to the fucking ground.

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of course, if she wasn't she wouldn't be on the RollingStone cover page

how can you listen/read enough of that tripe to even get to that part

I gave that one song an honest listen to see what the hype was, and I went full blown 90's conservative soccer mom when I heard that lyric. I suddenly understood, in such flash of complete profoundness, why social conservatives believe the things they do.

It’s all PR.

This article is no different than the one about Clairo.

That's your final rite of passage, when you finally realise what adults have been going on about over the years. Happened to me when I first saw the snapchat discover tab.

Do you have kids? I'm getting married soon and I'll be having my first soon after. I feel like the fact that I'm about to become a family man factored in.

Although, thinking back, I can't think of anything more grotesque or disgusting than a minor singing about seducing middle-age men in a popular song.

Stop it, /int/.

>implying I'm not 250% /pol/

No, I'm only 24 so kids aren't in the near future but I do have a great gf. Graduating and starting a career is what triggered a jump in maturity I think. I can't think of anything as overtly degenerate as that line in bad guy however there are some contenders

I'm 24 too lel get on that shit

nah bruv I always said to myself to wait until 30 to crank a baby out just to make sure I'm ready and to fully enjoy my 20s. kids can wait a while, got plenty of time.

Each year you wait, the parents of the future consumers of "artists" like Billie Eilish are squeezing out kids five times as quickly as our demographic does. We decide what future we want to live in with each of our choices.

I'll still be having the same amount of kids, always wanted 4 no matter when I start

>corporate media says she’s not corporate thus not ruining her profitable “alternative” image.

What did he meant by this

Its amazing how companies can get away with such simple lies. I mean, I cant blame them if idiots buy this shit.

This is no different to companies saying they respect the law and then go spend millions of dollars in tax schemes. Its amazing the lies they get away with.

Will she make it to 27 ?

Which song is this?

I'm 100% certain Shillie's PR people monitor every thread we make about her so they can whitewash her image in interviews.

For example, you know they've seen pic related and were probably participating in the leftypol thread looking for dirt. There's no way the article in question would be attacking the idea her parents' industry ties are what got her signed with almost nothing to her name, or her sudden change in sound and dress.

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You think this is a fucking secret club. She is one of the most internet savvy pop stars there has ever been and if you for a minute think she isn't aware of what happens in this shit hole you are sadly mistaken.

Absolutely. Her whole career was made from social media ("viral" video + tons of shilling on YouTube and Spotify).

THE social media she herself generated and grew. She probably is in as much control of her career and public image as Madonna was. And probably the only pop star since Madonna with that level of control.

Doubtful.

Yes she will. She claims she's never done drugs and I actually believe her.

She has no control over her social media. Her IG is 90% promotion for her music and/or her showing off her designer label clothes (which she's paid to promote). Her label made her change her IG handle as well. And it's not like she's the one booking interviews.

This is the same magazine that had Snooki on the front page, who fucking cares what this garbage fire thinks.