How do you pick up art hoes at gigs?
how are u likeing the show
Tell them you have molly and xanax
treat them like shit
Be the one onstage.
Also, why the fuck would you want one of these slutty, vapid creatures? I mean, they're cute and all but fuck.
Art hoes are easier attained on Tinder than at a gig
Be good looking/attractive and make her blush.
>hey whats your favourite song?
>uuh I don't know I'm here with my boyfriend
that's not how you should answer her, user
Based
You shouldn't do that at your own gigs. Asking for trouble.
More like living the goddamn dream. Lil Peep probably hooked up with art thots at his shows on a nightly basis.
And now he's dead.
Honestly worth it. I'd trade places in a second.
if you have to ask on this website you are incapable of doing so
just enjoy the show
that girl looks like fucking Squidward
I would say get face tattoos and sing about killing yourself, but that jig is up. I don't know what to tell you.
Sex man or some friends with benefits type shit I'm not looking of marrying one of those dimes a dozen jezebels but If I can smoke grass, get dumb to her vapid level, listen to music I'll like and watch entry level french new wave films when fuck that sound pretty good to me.
Yeah it really is. I dunno. I'll keep swiping on tinder until the art hoe gods bestow some cringy slut upon me.
Yall really need to get over art hoes. We need to stop enabling them
Damn dude, those are literally all of my interests. If only you were a fem.
This, honestly. But that will never happen. Y'all niggas ready to buy art hoe bathwater.
I miss the bug poster. Art hoes at the perfect intersection of people this board want to fuck and people this board hates makes the spamming unbearably prevalent
maybe you should go gay
I would if I could. Women are terrible, and I'm not even an incel.
cringe.
Stop letting sex and getting high dominate your mental space.
faggot
I feel like this could be helpful advice if you knew how to type.
Fr the aesthetic is so cringe by now and if mfs keep gassing it up theyre never gonna go away
This. Casual sex is ridiculously overrated.
>uuh I don't know
EVERY TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
based and whitepilled
If was fem I would be riding on my best friends huge cock
Women are trash that's why I'm bisexual
My mental space is dominated by film and music. That's why I like them.
>not asking her to bring him over
>if she does, not prison raping him in front of her to establish yourself as the superior male specimen and destroying any respect she had for him.
>not telling her to get lost, leaving her with a lifetime of yearning for what could have been.
>Yea Forums - Music
I work at gigs where art hoes come and go. my tip: be tall, white, skinny and have an attractive face
if you don't fit the description, you would probably have better chances with a Stacy 8/10 my dude
>tall
check
>white
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>skinny
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>attractive face
game was rigged from the start...
Show them your erect cock
Drugs and act like you care about politics/talk about and be frustrated about politics.
Art hoe sex is terrible. They just lay there and don’t participate at all.
lol that's so fucking gay
That's literally how to get any vapid 18-21 year old slut at a show.
Cause they never had to work at anything else. Why would sex be any different for them.
Enjoy your civil suit if that's you.
this works everywhere btw.
It works even extending into the 25-30 age range if they're really messed up have and stunted psychological development.
You don't. Any art hoes I've ever run into are gay, or just not that into sex - which is why they're art hoes. You don't really date art hoes, it's more babysitting.
They just tell you they're gay because :)
This is the correct answer
The most I've ever done is pass by one or 2 at the mall. Where can I meet attractive young white girls? That's all I want. Please I'm an incel
At a daycare.
Not incorrect whatsoever kudos to you but still hoping for something better
Why bother telling you? If you're in incel, you're incapable of doing more than stalking a woman online. It's like teaching a dog to drive a car. Sure, it could happen theoretically, but the odds are it's never going to.
The cure to being an incel is not being an incel.
>tfw my girlfriend is french and was a theater performer/actress in france
>tfw is hyper knowledgeable on the visual arts, poetry, theater, and cinema
>tfw not some retard american thot who pretends to like french new wave or pretends to know what french new wave means
>tfw didn't even meet her at a gig
man i feel sorry for you fags
You don't want one?
I feel sorry that you have to make up all that shit just to feel something.
Nice shirt.
we're not all like you, some of us live life outside of the internet, gig, and have girlfriends, but if that's what makes you feel better.
Hey, look, "Guy who doesn't know what an art hoe is" Guy is here.
Où l'as tu rencontrée?
I'm going to arm and fund an incel militia for the lulz and to see your reaction.
here in america.
No I don't. Had a few before and they're awful human beings.
If you can get more than a handful of incels to leave their bedroom, I'll be impressed.
We'll see.
Bring up blank banshee and get laid TODAY. Local girls are waiting for you NOW!
I wish
Move to Europe retard.
chad incoming
>art hoes
Be personable for a change.
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