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Based. As. Fuck
Noah Russell
Cameron Barnes
Link?
Nathan Martinez
holy shit its real
Benjamin Cruz
you guys didn't even watch the review. it just came out.
Kevin Fisher
Nolan Gomez
ITS FUCKING REAL!!!!
Nathaniel Howard
>watching a Fantano review
Julian Hall
wait wtf it's real
Justin Jackson
I knew he was gonna hate it, but damn.
Is this the redemption arc?
Asher Gomez
Faggot piece of shit subhuman spamming fucking Fantano threads fuck you I hope you get raped to death by a pack of wild niggers I hope there’s an accident and you lose both your hands so you can never post again I’m sick of this bald fat faggot on this board I don’t give a shit about what good album he rated poorly or what bad album he rated highly he’s a stupid fucking idiot we know that we’ve always known that but you retards come here every fucking hour of every fucking day saying “durr wait why fantano be dumb bald man not rate album how I rate album” why don’t you pull your head out of your ass do the world a favor and get a fucking shotgun and end your posting career early I’m sick of coming to Yea Forums and seeing this subhuman and always the same fucking complaints about him just stop fucking posting him he’s not a musician and his videos aren’t even interesting just stop it I hope the skull is ripped out of your head and your brains are split in two and then they’re both put back and the process is repeated over and over I hope you live in abject misery I never want to see a thread about him again I hope your spine is split in half I hope your heart is clogged with cum I fucking hate these stupid fucking low quality threads we need a permanent ban on these threads so I want the mods to just fucking end this and I don’t even like them fuck off just do it stop posting yes we get it he’s a moron you’re the moron for posting him whether you like him or not you’re a fucking cancer cell killing this board eat my whole ass I’m sick and tired of you people being alive if theneedledrop were deleted off youtube this board would probably suck for a few weeks or so but then it would be so great as people realized he was never coming back I’m fucking begging you here please stop posting him stop posting about how you like and support him and stop posting about how you dislike or hate him just stop making threads about this shit
Blake Mitchell
Lmfao he actually gave it a 0. What the fuck
Nicholas Sanchez
based
Matthew Cox
Did fader break him to the point of no return?
William Morales
wtf I love melon now
David Foster
even a broken clock is right twice a day i suppose. thank you fantano
Luke Clark
Anthony Fantano Has A Correct Opinion
Jeremiah Rivera
so how long before Chance joins the growing body count?
Carson Ramirez
based
Jayden White
bro it was bad but it wasn't THAT bad damn haha
Jack Moore
not a bad review but did he really have to bring up fergusson?
Kayden Fisher
BASED A F
I listened to this album once when it came out and theres NOTHING on it that makes me wanna listen to that mess again
Hudson Wilson
what a terrible critic anthony is
Aaron Walker
Extreme views get views.
Jeremiah Young
BASED MELON
Bentley King
Are there ANY worthwhile tracks on TBD?
Parker Sanchez
murder ballads in the back
Benjamin Reyes
you know you have bad opinions when you're agreeing with nu-anthony
Samuel Cruz
based
John Morris
is it really bad? only chance i’ve heard was acid rap which I remember liking
Andrew Adams
it is , I loved Acid Rap and its his peak album at this point, Coloring Book had a few highlights and this.. well this is just awful all throughout
Benjamin Stewart
it's bad but anthony had a boner for hating chance the rapper because anthony wishes he was black so badly and has an idea in his head of what a black rapper should be like, chance doesn't fit that
it's telling that anthony keeps comparing chance to macklemore
Easton Cooper
wikipedia is based sometimes
Justin Davis
>b-but he's biased with zoomer music
Andrew James
based fantano dabbing on shitty nigger music
Thomas Jackson
wtf is the av club every time I see their scores it’s always complete bullshit
Wyatt Lopez
i just listened to it and it didn't sound noticeably worse than any other pop rap i've listened to.
Jose Brown
its pretty damn mediocre but its not a 0 bad
Jaxson Nelson
I haven't even watched the review yet and I can already tell you that The Big Day is already basically Chance trying to be a fusion of Macklemore, Logic, and a youth pastor.
Kevin Taylor
>a 0 is unbiased
Adam Thomas
holy based.
there are good tracks though. fantano just loves being controversial. this was at its lowest point a 4/10
Landon Miller
>Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?
Andrew Gomez
Listening to this album for the first time right now. I feel like I'm being influenced by his review a bit of holy shit is the rhyming garbage. To me it's not even a low 3.
Levi Sanchez
anthony fantano's the kind of guy who thinks Donald Glover is a respectable music artist but thinks he has his finger on the pulse of all Black People when he calls Chance the Rapper a "corny ass nigga" (direct quote)
Luis James
>I feel like I'm being influenced by his review a bit
jesus christ
Jace Ortiz
this. i’m listening right now and this is meh but not close to as bad or boring as speeding bullet to heaven. unless this gets wayyyyy worse soon it’s not worth a 0
he’s just doing a 0 for publicity. his scores are more polarized now because he thinks that’s what people want, extremes. and to an extent that’s true, but it means nothing without average stuff to pad it out and serve as a reference
or maybe he’s always been a shit reviewer, who knows
Julian Flores
i might say this is as bad as pacific daydream by weezer so far. maybe it’ll get worse
in a weird way i hope it gets worse
Jordan Anderson
god damn the rhyming and the beats both are fucking atrocious. it gets worse as it goes on.
Ayden Phillips
fantano is a faggot on twitter, but he's a good reviewer
he gives most albums greater than 5. you can look up his record if you want via google.
Jose Young
jesus christ hot shower is bad
this sounds like a fucking parody what the fuck
Austin White
he actually likes chance too so if anything he's biased upward until the album gets so bad that he's insulted by it
Levi Green
most reviews should be around 5. he seems more and more arbitrary lately, adding or subtracting a couple points so the review gets more attention
Cooper Ross
Is The Big Day the Travistan of hip hop?
Christopher Ortiz
>he actually likes chance too so
that's objectively not true
he complains about his voice on every single review of chance, he hates chance
Matthew Fisher
sad thing is he might be serious. a lot of sad people like that exist that cant form their own opinions so they watch things like this and develop a personality or something. its sad
Owen Diaz
zoomers btfo
John Brooks
Look at all these fucking drones. The moment he uploaded the review they stormed the comments.
Dylan Mitchell
damn..
Andrew Perez
I like pacific daydream more than this. I actually enjoy most of the songs that aren't filled with 808s and woah ohs and shit.
Bentley Powell
its been too long since I watched those I thought he liked him. Man I like acid rap and coloring book and chance's performance in this is abomination tier
Bentley White
god that shit's pathetic. People love to be told what to think
John Myers
the first couple songs werent bad imo but it goes off the rails quick
Tyler Adams
you aren't wrong but the album is reeally shit
Kevin Cook
zanies and fools is kinda nice if you skip directly to nicki's verse
Jack Collins
I liked this album.
Landon Stewart
I didnt like the album but that shits so cringe everytime
Robert Ortiz
>all these once highly praised rappers are falling
what went wrong
Jackson Johnson
people do that yeah, but it kinda sounds more like he watched the review first and now those things stick out to him because they were pointed out
Christian Hall
That was a pretty funny review. I guess Fantano can still make a worthwhile review every once in a while. I'll probably never listen to the album though.
Austin Lewis
No. Women can't rap.
Cooper Parker
Society is waking up to the nigshit meme.
Ethan Morgan
he isnt wrong.. the subject matter is more mature than 95% of what the genre puts out
Evan Cox
it turns out you stop getting praised when you stop making good music
David Miller
Holy shit!!!!!
Anthony Cooper
Comparing to Revival it's definitely worse musically (Hot Shower is The Shaggs-tier) but lyrically it's not as bad in my opinion... corny as fuck but nothing here touches "You got buns I got aspergers". I'm unsure why it deserves a 0 which is arguably worse than not good
Elijah Thompson
Why didn't he name this review "not good"? i thought not goods are like 0/10 or 1/10
Asher Ortiz
They're both dogshit. But I would say that Revival has more semi-tolerable songs.
Connor Perez
because he knows how to youtube
Angel Ramirez
Bugmanthony Nu-tano is the farthest thing from based.
Brody Cox
Nigger makes sub-par music. Same shit, different day.
Evan Moore
Not good is more of a hot take for stuff he doesn't like but doesn't want to go too deep into.
Austin Foster
name the two records in the back plz
Landon Robinson
top is a nick cave record idk the bottom one
Ryder Collins
he's really not a broken clock. I don't understand how every critic disagrees on just about every metric. every person isn't wrong
Evan Bell
Murder Ballads and Second Edition/Metal Box
why am I even telling you this they're really well known records
Sebastian Diaz
n/a
Aiden Young
Thanks. I never knew pil had a box set not a huge fan desu. Will check out this Nick cave and the whatever they call themselves band owo
Levi Young
they were never that good
Anthony Harris
Not a big loss for music.
Eli Jenkins
I wasn't enthusiastic about the project in the slightest but it's nowhere near a 0.
Colton Robinson
holy fucking shit this guy really watched internet memes about this album and decided it was trash didn't he.
Gabriel Powell
To be fair, the concept wasn't bad at all, it's just poorly executed. Easily, this album could be aoty but chance needs some milk
Nathaniel Peterson
the fact that he would give that piece of shit caligula a 9 but this a zero only makes me want to listen to it, and i have never had an interest in chance
fantano is a tasteless moron
Lucas Ward
hahahaha finally melon got some sense in him. ive hated this fucking faggot chance since day1
Matthew Turner
>melon gave memerap album a 0
times are changing
Christopher Garcia
unbased quads, this album is objective trash and not even fantano is stupid enough to not see that
Landon Flores
looks like Chance didn't pay Jewtano him enough for a good review, it seems
Leo Cooper
Ok but you know he did not get less than 50 because he is black
Oliver Watson
How could it possibly be rated so high in those other areas????? Holy fuck
Jason Parker
I know he’s a shit but Shawn cee had the best description of the album
It’s like going to a Christian sitcom
Sebastian Scott
Stripclub* not sitcom but it’s that too
Hudson Wilson
its as mediocre as any other chance album but people hate it for being long and hate to realize that most hip hop is awful for 40+ mins sessions
Lucas Cruz
Accurate score.
Xavier Phillips
someone post the "i love my wife ACK" parody pls
Nicholas Moore
i like how his flannels correlate with the scores. he busts out the yellow and the comments section goes crazy. good times :)
Easton Wilson
you know they're going to take down melon's score like they did for SB2H because it doesn't go by their 'notability rules'. maybe it's because i spend a lot of time watching videos, but the guy is more relevant than these sorry-ass publications.
Isaiah Reyes
Even a broken clock yadda yadda, one of the worst albums I've ever heard.
Robert Diaz
Fucking kek
Jayden James
Myke ctown is going to have a field day with this
Brandon Foster
melon rated peep worst albums of 2016 and for this reason im gonna listen to the new chance album. fuck melon he's a retard
Sebastian Mitchell
I think Fantano is a total faggot but watching him shit all over an album is okay
Brayden Phillips
The rock revival is imminent. Our time is now.
Ryder Jones
>giving an album a rating on the end of a scale is a sign of bias
Why even have the fucking scale then? Should he just change his score system to "didn't like it/no opinion/liked it" so he doesn't seem biased? Fucking dipshit.
Eli Morris
He was right, you're an idiot
Henry Reed
yea that’s what he often does a 0 is obviously stirring shit for hype instead of not good
Brody Smith
wasn't kanye supposed to produce this album? why didn't he?
Ian Clark
Guardian reviews is the most cucked music review in the milky way
Noah Brown
Just look at the unironic Scaruffi drone army on this site.
Dominic Jenkins
you’re not wrong
Chance arrives at this album no longer just Chance the Rapper, but Chance the Humanitarian (he donated $1m to impoverished public schools in Chicago), Chance the Media Mogul (he recently bought a local newspaper) and Chance the Potential Politician (last year he contemplated a mayoral run in his hometown). Then there’s Chance the Symbol of a Changing Music Economy: his refusal to sign a record deal, and eagerness to sign commercial deals with conglomerates such as Apple Music and Doritos, has sparked intense debate about what it means to be independent in 2019.
Jason Reyes
Based!
Ryder Ward
A goose egg? It’s as bad as Speeding bullet to heaven? Whoa.
William Young
So how long until this board says it's a masterpiece AOTY?
William Watson
i has aucusm
David Ward
all rap albums are 0/10
Austin James
based
this happens to most artists after a certain period of time. they get replaced by artists who have fresh passion
artists who are able to stay consistently great over a long time are the outlier, not the norm
Gabriel Thompson
based Based BASED
Austin Fisher
pretty much
Jackson Moore
Not good is bad, but he doesn't have much else to say other than it's bad.
A 0/10 is truly shameful. iirc it's only happened twice in 9 years.
Ryder Sullivan
>22-track torture chamber
>offensive vocals
HE'S BACK, OUR BOY IS BACK!!!!
Grayson Lopez
does he sound this downtrodden in most of his reviews now? i get he hated the album but i don't remember him being this much of a sadsack in the sb2h review
Aiden James
0/10 seems a bit over the top
Ryan Baker
Evan Gomez
it really does. has anything else even gotten a zero? i mean it seriously sucks but that's quite extreme even then
Josiah Collins
He is a libertarian shitposter at heart but doesn't want to compromise his communist fanbase
So he throws in dumb shit with no punch
Jaxon Baker
Kid Cudi's Speedin Bullet 2 Heaven
Gavin Moore
Yeah a few 0s have been given, but \it pretty much had to unlistenable
Adam Wilson
Omg dead lol this is so accurate
It’s a damn mess but I will still bop to it for a week then delete
Luis Barnes
this is different
Alexander Russell
listen to the music first before looking at reviews of it and form your own opinion you fucking cornball
Mason Kelly
Lean is a very bad drug
Jace Rodriguez
He gave lil b a 0 one time lmao
Daniel Harris
So sexy when he’s angry!
Jace Rivera
OH I LOVE MY WIFE
youtube.com
Jonathan Allen
Kid Cudi got a 0/10 and 2 years later a 10/10
Logan Cooper
To be fair, this album is substantially worse than anything he’s put out so far. Sure, the length plays into how bad it is but there are other attributes of the songs themselves that make it shit. Plus, the concept is pretty fucking bland as a lot of people have pointed out. Of course I don’t think it’s a 0, but it doesn’t deserve anything above a 5 or below a 3 to me.
Samuel Roberts
But also a very good drink
Julian Martin
Hot Shower sounds like some shit Odd Future would put on a mixtape in 2009
Adam Garcia
Chance was (relatively) better when he was addicted to drugs
Colton Campbell
I honestly don't see how Kiss See Ghosts sounds any better than this album. Both are pretty mediocre in terms of hip hop music. How kany people even talk about KSG anymore? I dont hear shit.
Ayden Cook
Duhhh BASED! BASED! BASED!
Luis Russell
I'm so glad Fantano has made it his duty to murder every fucker polluting the music industry. Now if only he'll kill somebody outside of rap
John Garcia
Is that an actual quote from the Guardian or are you having me on?
Jace Nguyen
Listening to other people's opinion is actually crucial to forming a more level-headed and objective opinion.
Julian Harris
Fantano fags will eat this up whatever hot takes that bitch tit vegan throws out to drum up controversy. Its sub-par at its worst and any problems fantano has with it could be attributed to the other shit he gave a positive review on. Its such a blatant exaggeration and a desperate move to stay relevant.
Fuck you Fantano, get AIDS and die.
Owen Turner
I could understand listening to someone's opinion if ur ignorant on a certain artist and you don't know which album to start but why should you look at a review before every listen? You can formulate an opinion before listening to others opinion ya know and you should be comfortable with disagreeing with the general public on something you feel strongly about
Gavin Thomas
Melon is a faggot this is a BANGER
Alexander Rogers
>This is grown ppl music. If you grew up int he 80s - 90s this music is for you. This is a GREAT album. This is mature music. Love, Life, and Family. Something greater than Sex, Drugs, Clubs and Cars.
Nathaniel Powell
he has to finish yandhi then break rocky out of jail he just simply did not have the time
Kevin Clark
Not liking music good
Liking music bad
Luke Lewis
the first place i saw any review for this album was on RYM actually. it had like a 1.85/5, an atrocious score, especially for an artist whose previous 3 mixtapes are rated relatively highly. i haven't listened to it myself yet, but i need you to be honest with me, just how fucking awful is this? i thought he was already overstaying his welcome with coloring book, but is this album really deserving of a melon 0? the shawn mendes feature and 80 minute runtime have already got me thinking that it may just be.
a common complaint i saw was that many of the beats are apparently very shitty and dated, does that hold any weight?
Colton Hughes
...
Easton Hill
>Throws a few buzzwords and goes with the popular opinion only 100 times over exaggerated
Sounds like what he's been doing for the past 8 years to me, with few exceptions of course.
Christopher Garcia
don't know if "dated" is the right word, they're just so unpolished and ugly. It really does sounds like a shitty mixtape on Datpiff, using shitty free beats from youtube. Put the album on shuffle and listen for a few seconds and you'll notice.
Other than that, cringe worthy lines general subject matter and lack of anything interesting or memorable during these 80 minutes. It would be like a 3/10 from me if it was some unknown rapper who just started his career but since Chance been around for 6 years now and he had so many resources and people to work with it's a 2/10. It's an insulting "fuck you" from Chance.
Ryder Walker
based... and dare I say redpilled
Jason Mitchell
What the fuck did Fantano do to you people? Disagree with your opinions? He always at least substantiates his opinions, unlike you Mongoloids.
Jonathan Bailey
you new to Yea Forums?
Caleb Diaz
no, just asking a question that needed to be asked
Henry Myers
Baste
Elijah Sullivan
It all started like 3 years ago
The music reviews sites used to give rarely any 8s, but now they throw these rave random scores to bullshit artists hated by their own community (Future) or albums with zero influence value in a desperate attempt to manipulate their audience (1975 last year for example)
Remember highly acclaimed albums of the 2000's?, like YHF, Kanye West albums etc., now they have the same Metascore as 21 pilots, lmao
Jonathan Hill
>giving a black christian man a bad review in 2019
Ayden Foster
>I feel like I'm being influenced by his review
Samuel Jones
This shit really angers me that all of his rabid sheep will flock to any music on YouTube and rym and ruin it with unfunny memes and just echoing his own opinion because they are to stupid to form their own or too big of a normie to listen to it. When the new daughters album came out, any genuine criticism of it on Yea Forums died when he made that review and his idiot fans shitposted in all of the threads and all of his fans rated that Tom MacDonald album ridiculously low on rym, not because it was bad but because fantano hated it because it had a different political opinion and not because it's sounded bad musically. Honesty fuck fantano and fuck his fans, I hope his channel gets deleted some how, It would be a benefit to the internet underground music community.
Easton Wood
He killed Chester Bennington, which technically didn't rap
Easton Hall
Based
Oliver Wright
Brayden Jones
get a load of this cringe shit lmao
>all of his fans rated that Tom MacDonald album ridiculously low on rym, not because it was bad but because fantano hated it because it had a different political opinion and not because it's sounded bad musically
please leave this board
Cooper Stewart
Holy shit 10/10
Adrian Hall
t. chance
Ryan Reed
> Chance arrives at this album no longer just Chance the Rapper, but Chance the Humanitarian (he donated $1m to impoverished public schools in Chicago), Chance the Media Mogul (he recently bought a local newspaper) and Chance the Potential Politician (last year he contemplated a mayoral run in his hometown). Then there’s Chance the Symbol of a Changing Music Economy: his refusal to sign a record deal, and eagerness to sign commercial deals with conglomerates such as Apple Music and Doritos, has sparked intense debate about what it means to be independent in 2019.
I like how it could either be a cringy guardian excerpt or a decent explanation of why media outlets are giving this thing any positive attention whatsoever
Isaac Smith
cringe
Cooper Reyes
Reviews like these show that Fantano is the only music critic that matters.
Sites like Pitchfork, Spin etc. are always too scared to give harsh critiques to big budget albums because they have industry ties to said artists.
Jackson Nelson
should be a light 0 desu
Josiah Stewart
This is why I like Fantano. I know people seem to be obsessed with what he does on Twitter (just don't fucking go there like any sensible person) but I do enjoy he can voice his opinion freely. It's not like he's got to worry about clicks or a big label telling him "Thanks for giving the album the score it deserved."
Luis Walker
>omg this
>bop
Cooper Reed
but copying someone's opinion before you formed your own is the exact opposite.
Jack Rodriguez
Has melon ever given a justifiable 0?
Jonathan Williams
>it's telling that anthony keeps comparing chance to macklemore
It’s an apt comparison, both are corny as fuck pop rappers.
Daniel Price
he was sooooo cute when he had hair
Liam Hall
Kek
Easton Lopez
>Christian
Therein lies the rub
Logan James
Myke ctown is a fucking faggot.
William Stewart
Chance fucking blows and he absolutely deserves a 0/10. Absolutely cannot stand that nigga.
Grayson Bell
holy fucking based
Wyatt James
hot shower is indefensible
Jason Brown
he wants to be far left really bad but is a libertarian at heart
Gavin Turner
The chemo that is saving Yea Forums, BASED
Jaxon Green
>IM HUGGIN ON MY MUMMY
>AND RUBBIN ON MY TUMMY
>AAHCK AAHCK
>I love my wife
What did Chance mean by this?
But seriously this has to be a bigger dumpster fire than even SB2H, considering how well received Coloring Book was.
I'm guessing Chance surrounded himself in an echo chamber of "yes men" when making this.
For shame.
Jonathan Myers
He usually doesnt review albums that he would give around a 5, because what is there really to say about them? When he does YUNOReview its usually albums he would give around a 5
Luke Johnson
Lmfao your point about the Daughters album is so false and misguided. Before Fantano reviewed it, people were calling it AOTY all the time on here, and then as soon as he reviewed it, everyone started shitting on it, and anyone who praised it was called a drone. The counter drones are worse
Brandon Bennett
it’s from the guardian
Juan Robinson
>DUDE I GOT MARRIED LMAO
shit album
Easton Bennett
He's beyond redemption now
Hudson Morris
>just married a few months ago
>dedicated an entire shite album to it
it's not worse than getting a love tattoo on your first date.
William Myers
Chance The Crapper.
Joseph Martinez
Is that you Zomby?
Carson Torres
Ant-Man sequaltano here
Jackson Barnes
>I feel like I'm being influenced by his review
the absolute state
as bad as scaruffidrones
David Hall
>He gave lil b a 0 one time lmao
When?