What does Yea Forums think of Dream Theater?
What does Yea Forums think of Dream Theater?
Alexander Cook
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Cameron Nelson
What's the best way to find a prostitute that is willing to be paid just to let you touch their naked body but not have any sex?
Juan Carter
Gimmick band
Lincoln Nguyen
Just get a prostitute and ask for that
Grayson Garcia
Why would you just not fuck them
Anthony Robinson
Dream Theater sucks
Ryder Hall
Motor boating titties is way hotter than gross sex any day
Grayson Rogers
...I wish you luck user
Cameron Miller
Any fucking prostitute would be down for that. Speaking of prostitutes, I recommend this read: menshealth.com
>Phone call from regular who will stop in over weekend. He drives from Oregon every few months, for the same thing: Strips me down, puts me hands-and-knees on the bed, checks out my ass like he’s a doctor, starts talking about Canadian politics while he reams me. (Reminds me, need more lube.)
Kevin Thomas
Samefagging, but holy shit:
>Religion. Holy fuck. I know an older man who drives from Salt Lake to the nearest Nevada brothel. Always arrives after the girls are asleep, hits the men’s room right off, spends ages in there. Makes the bartenders nervous until they get used to him.
>He comes out as a woman. Dress, stockings, heels, wig, make-up, handbag. Says he “can’t do this in Salt Lake.” He’s a Mormon Church Elder. Hidden his cross-dressing most of his life. Nevada’s the only place he feels safe.
>Last year a young guy visited us to do his hair and make-up. Made a fantastic girl! With stunning wardrobe. A year of pep talks and we set him up online with gay groups, the support he needed.
>He moved to Reno where being different doesn’t risk his life. Never came out to his religious family but keeps in touch with us.
Luke Jenkins
Brayden Phillips
Closet gay
Jaxon Davis
They fucking suck, like literally all of "prog" metal
Aaron Long
based
Hudson Parker
It's the type of music twentysomething females with big butts leggings and tight blue and black jeans that pass gas loudly at shows and take a shit in the middle of the crowd listen to.
Charles Phillips
unquestionable presence is the greatest album of all time
Dylan Diaz
Not the guy you responded to, but Atheist doesn't the prog label imo. Maybe on Elements or later, not the first two.
Luke Edwards
basically this
metal is a pretty gay genre for the most part
Jordan Cruz
Musical masturbation with no pay off, literally just jerking it to jerk it
James Gomez
i don't know who this is but she's very attractive
Kayden Price
Sucks foreskin, but that one instrumental album Petrucci did in 2005 is the bee’s knees.