Artist uses their boring real name instead of a cool stage name

>artist uses their boring real name instead of a cool stage name

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una vela

>artist changes their name

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>artist isn’t proud enough of their music they’ll put their own name on it

I’m releasing my first album as The Songs of Neil Matthew Fox because fuck it, they’re good songs.

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If my name is garrett is g.rat a cool name to use? I'm not very creative and my full name sounds too white an boring. I'm like 6% Spanish maybe I can do something cool with that consider Irish and Polish are weird ass languages.

Difference is you have a cool name to begin with.

>artist hides behind a cringe stage name to attract faggots who listen to an music based on the aesthetic alone

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g.rat is incredibly cringe, garrett is a pretty good name

Garrett G. Rat would be a cool name for a sleazy rockstar.

I don’t understand this meme

Fuck it idc if this thread knows my name. Its Garrett George Brennan. Each of those could be cool if there was a cool last or first name. But together it'ss just to mellow sounding for me. Maybe Georgie B or something.
yes thats the goal

also please dont stalk and murder me

g.rat is cool, also play with the "e" that makes it g.r(e)at. youll be fine.

Thanks!

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Sneed

>foxy
i still fuck with that though

also found your soundcloud. not bad kinda reminds me of a calmer ITAOTS with less feedback

una sneeda

I for one hate to be reminded that my favorite musicians are mere humans like myself

Thanks, I wouldn’t say it’s an influence (I like traditional folk and John Prine and Bob Dylan) but I’ll take that as a compliment.

well then you definitely share influences. its definitely a compliment from me

Synystyr Gates

Garrett G. Ratt
The sleaziest of the rock gods. Thank me later.

townes van zandt album cover?

Makes me picture Tony Clifton

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My friend made the cover for me, might well have been an influence.

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was there a worse example of this than Chet Faker changing to Nick Murphy? completely JUST'd his booming career.

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>Firstname Lastname Band

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This should clear everything up
youtu.be/zc3vAdsiPV4

>frontman makes name of band his name

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Based, Van Halen and Jimi Hendrix Experience are shit names

Lou Reed

>tfw my name is James Brown
>can never use my own name

you could call yourself “Queer James Brown”

Wouldnt he have done for legal reasons?

if youre white you can be like James Less Brown

> letting the darkies steal Anglo Saxon names
Good white boy
Sit down and watch Tyrone have fun with Becky now
You’ll enjoy it

Nice

Thank (You)

>tfw your real life name is cool enough to be a stage name
feels good, bros.

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Begs the question
What is your name?

Montgomery Percival Longcock

Yea you sound like a cunt

Nice try fbi

>farmer opens a boring feed and seed instead of a cool fuck and suck

laff

Worst when they are trying to turn themselves into some sort of brand name
>[artist name]'s [work name]

ariel pink’s haunted graffiti

>artists names are actually interesting as fuck
>boring band name
Andrew VanWyngarden & Benjamin Goldwasser
MGMT

mgmt is a cool name

>J.

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Dude that's a sick name

What's his sc?

>you will never have a cool name

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>Dieter Boy

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>DJ Shadow
N-N-N-NOW APPROACHING MIDNIGHT

Sick famous people murderer name.
>Lee Harvey Oswald
>Mark David Chapman
>Garret George Brennan

>Quentin Qu
sounds cool

Who would you be bros with? Quentin seems like a nice guy.

Thanks user. Here’s my sound cloud

soundcloud.com/neil-matthew-fox/sets/the-songs-of-neil-matthew-fox

>a rare Shiny Jew has appeared

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Was that irony intended? Are you aware that Tyrone is a traditional Irish name?

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That's a good German name, shut the fuck up

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Based whiteboy
Seething cuck

Dieter is such a shit name

>youtube.com/watch?v=-6lPi3Pgn5E

There unironically was therapy for Germans with the name Dieter in the early 90s. Too bad there's no subtitles, but I think it's still a little bit funny if you don't understand what they're saying. This is not satire.

>01:56

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Take Garett Carot

as far as I remember he did so because he wanted to

>too white an boring

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well that was fucking weird
>one guy's wife will literally not call him by his first name

Could someone give me a brief summary of what’s going on here?

I used the WASP equivalent of my name for my stage name. It’s weird and too Italian

this guy offers therapy for people who have issues because of their first name and people named Dieter were very common patients.
He has a "shouting garden" for people to shout their name out loud instead of avoiding to speak it at all and eventually exclaim that they are Dieter.
Not sure what the fight was about, exactly

you mean white American

why do white Americans use anglo surnames as first names? Garrett, Tyler, Hunter, Parker, Brandon...

Hah, amazing. Thanks man.

faggot

Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks