How do I start learning guitar/bass?
>justinguitar.com
>studybass.com
Guitar chords and inversion
>chordbook.com
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com
Music theory:
>musictheory.net
Guitar Maintenance and other information:
>frudua.com
Why is my guitar buzzing?
>frets.com
Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
>mega.nz
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first for christ
Fuck off Scott
Fucking scalies
>christfags in 2k19
lmao
>t.
How many guitars do you bros own? Are they same? Did you get them for a different tone?
About tree fiddy
The average /gg/ poster owns eight guitars, none of them worth more than $400.
te average sambo owns five guitars not worth more than $50... in total
I don't think the average /gg/er's gear is worth more than $10 in total...
the fuck is he doing here?
Trying to sell poorfags on bullshit
But what makes them different enough to want to own them? I bought mine for different tones.
chink fender acoustic
ibanez hollowbody
american deluxe strat
looking at a Simon & Patrick acoustic to replace the chinky fender
also thinking about a tele
Never having enough money to buy a decent guitar so being condemned to GAS for one shitplank after the next, forever.
>he uses pedals
incel
feeling out neck relief
whatever the fuck that means
>needing a different guitar to get a different tone
The Easiest 12 Bar Blues in A Tab: drive.google.com
Backing Track: drive.google.com
Chord Tone Diagrams: drive.google.com
Improv: drive.google.com
You can also play it with power chords:
drive.google.com
>St. Vincent
youtu.be
Red or
Lake Placid Blue
what is this
yet you're the one who shitposted.
twice even.
blue
how's the ibanez? could u post a pic? been considering a hollowbody but don't know if it's worth it over a semi
Ok poorfag, go play your Squier now
hate both colors
red
wait
what the fuck is going on here
it's not about playing a squier
it's about evaluating a guitar when you want to buy one and what to look out for.
but clearly you're too blinded by your shitstained shitpost goggles to see that
>buying more than 1 pedal
BLUE
Preach brother
I'm happy with it, it has a nice middle of the road sound between a twangy acoustic and the softness of an electric
Im at work but can provide a photo tonight
Blue confirmed trannycolor
I'm not a big fan of the histrionic mannerisms, "haughty artist" smug looks and dispassioned glances and all that, but the music is kinda alright.
Red if you fuck girls with manface
Blue if you fuck men with girlface
her stage presence is butt rock tier
>butt
>rock
if youve seen any of her videos she does that strange little slow motion pee pee dance all the time, it's very strange
What's a good free amp sim for the guitar?
Guitar turned him gay.
Speaking of butt rock I found jcum's youtube channel
youtu.be
Playing isn't bad enough
Jcum would fill the silence between licks with nonsense. He's also too dumb to join the ibanez master race and would stick to his dean.
A jay oh bee
Seems to be a thing.
>Esp
No thats expected from an esp user.
But if you seriously admire trannies even for a second you should unironically get professional medical and mental health. Or youre gonna an hero 10 years from now when you realize youre a hideous farce of something you will never be.
>Headstock looks like a chode
You wouldn't believe the killer deals on ESP Horizons I turned down because of that. Including a mint one from the 90s, practically unplayed, for $500. But this guy seems to be enjoying his.
I have money I just wanna try out if my setup actually works :D. Pretty much a beginner. But thanks for the reply nonetheless you cheeky dog.
imho fetishistic trannies, especially ugly ones, tend to choose odd guitars because the root of their condition is ultimately autism. they're too socially oblivious to follow the herd even if they want to.
also hence why they have no idea that what they're doing is ridiculous. and electric guitar, being a nerd instrument these days, is going to be common with them because they're nerds with an autism-related sexual disorder called erotic target location error (the same thing that makes people who jerk off to diapers turned on by the idea of turning into a diaper).
nice. What model is it?
The buy an amp sim?
>muh Amerimutt made
>$300 pickups
youtube.com
The autism tranny correlation makes alot of sense. One of my friends has a severely autistic brother who is so autistic he can't say a complete sentence and shaves his eyebrows with razors, well we caught him jerking it whike qearing his moms bra.andwe were like wtf because he never exhibited any gay behaviour his whole life and in fact we know he liked women but that autism makes him do very strange things.
SAMBITO VERDE
Thats not too expensive.
Do you like this guitar?
Who approved this demo video?
Those sound like a joke.
if i was a ninja who used his guitar to hook local samurai in the neck, i would love it
for musical purposes it's a melted les paul
My favorite Pajeet playing passive EMGz.
youtu.be
I haven't found any of his other music that I love, but this one is excellent:
trash taste subhuman
What do I need to learn to play guitar? I’ve tried learning piano but the loss of direction put me off. I don’t want the same thing to happen to guitar :(
Here’s the list of what I think I should know:
- Chords (I know around 11)
- Theory (idk what specifically)
- Keep Playing?
In an alternate universe, Steve Vai is Indian and plays ESPs.
thanks you too
>greg howe and Prashant Aswani
Oh dis gun b gud
go play your garbage gibson tranny
>SAMBITO VERDE
i dont speak ooga booga language
Just go to justinguitar.com and do his lessons. He even covers music theory (aimed at unwilling guitarists, of course).
>too dumb to use google
Is that a favela mansion?
Would u recommend a telecaster?
>ESP
Did they fuck up the finish at the factory and then try and fill it in?
instagram.com
damn wtf was that shit and why is every comment telling her to keep "shredding"
why would i care about language spoken by latin people
you wish mutt
Unironically way easier to enjoy than polyphias faggy ass
>gibson tranny
>can only afford an Epi
Wew lad.
But you are an ooga booga my nigger favela friend
>he's a complete failure as a man since he doesn't own a Gibson, the only guitar that's good enough
Pretty cool actually
youtu.be
feet
another victim of the sunk cost fallacy
>shitskin telling Danes non-white
sure thing inbred,tell me which shitehole are you from?
E-II? Probably.
The prevailing theory is when they introduced that line to replace LTD elite and ESP standard they hired a bunch of new employees.
I'm thinking about getting a dark matter distortion pedal and a crybaby wah pedal.
Worth it? Mistake?
Post timestamp to prove youre from denmark Sambo
Dilate
one week later:
animegirl.jpg
Only an ESP is good enough
Fuck off, potato throat.
I'm wary of TC Electronic. A lot of their products really interest me, like their compressor. I use a Polytune2 Mini, and it has been great to me so far *knocks on wood*
However, a bandmate and I both got the Spark Mini booster and the footswitch failed in both units. It was great while it worked, but now I have trust issues.
>rent free
If you want a compressor pedal, Origin Effects have them locked down.
Neither Sambo nor jcope can afford rent, anyway.
now fuck off and keep seething,i am off to friend house now
stay made swedegay
>angry potato
You'll all be underwater in a few years.
any archtop bros here?
Picked this Epiphone Zenith up a few months ago and can't put it down. I used to despise playing acoustic until I found out about archtops
Way better than syria wouldnt you say mohammed?
The islands are screwed.
The whole fucking place is less than 100m above sea level. The Danes are toast.
One guitar and one bass
But every fucking island in the whole world will be gone.
How does that stop the Danes from being fucked? Their whole country is going under.
What do you guys think about buying an instrument that's like a special edition for an artist? Reason why I ask I am in love with the sound of Tim Henson and Ichika and want to build off of their sound when I'm at a level where I'm ready to make stuff. Tim has a deal with Ibanez where he's selling a special edition guitar which I think would be a great purchase, but I'm feeling a bit nagged by something. I feel like it's a bad idea to use an instrument specially designed for someone else to create your own sound. Plus, I can't help but feel it causes you to be viewed less seriously for using it. Am I overthinking this or is my concern a legitimate one? If it is, could anyone who is versed in Ibanez direct me to what would be some good options?
I've probably got more than 10, but a lot of them are cheap shit. I'm planning to sell a few in the near future like my B.C. Rich Warlock and Jackson RR because I just don't use them anymore, and I'd like to make room for more.
Sometimes I wish I was one of those guys with just one really expensive guitar instead of mostly planks.
I'd say go for it. A lot of my favorite guitars are signature models.
That's never stopped anyone from playing a Les Paul.
There are a bunch of drips and light spots on the edges too if you look at it from an angle and the volume pot was too low on the shaft so it dragged on the body. Lmao.
It's not worth returning because it does sound a lot warmer and less harsh than my other guitar with the same pickups, it doesn't need a truss rod adjustment after flying from seattle to a dryer city, the neck doesn't give me hand cramps for once, and the gloss finish is glassy smooth instead of sticky (magic), but this is the last time I buy a guitar off the internet and if I ever buy another ESP, or even an Ibanez, it's going to go under a microscope.
In other fields, everyone plays a virtually identical instrument
Instead of worrying about that learn from my mistake and don't mail order an Asian guitar
Thanks. I figure I'll learn using this thing and then in the future make something custom to fit "my sound" or whatever.
>Instead of worrying about that learn from my mistake and don't mail order an Asian guitar
What's the story behind this? Not sure if you're referencing or not.
Yeah, that's my guitar.
The job they did on the finish reminds me of the les pauls that sit at guitar center for years without selling. I'm going to see if I can't get a partial refund.
No one knows who tue fuck he is besides fags like you who want to suck his cock. Just dont mention its a sig guitar and no one will know.
>he bought 8 shit guitars instead of 2 good ones
You're not one of those people, right /gg/?
No i bought 1 shit one and then 3 good ones.
based
if your first guitar isnt a beater youre either bad with money or retarded
my first guitar is sitting in my closet because half the frets popped out
What country makes the worst guitars?
Guitar is all about the journey not the destination. So you should balance playing for fun and playing to get better. If you did nothing but drills all the time not only would you get sick of it but you'll stop playing with feeling.
Here's a video on the circle of fifths which explains a lot of theory: youtube.com
So you should know all the relative chords for C Major/A Minor, G Major/E Minor and later D Major/B Minor and F Major/D Minor. Once you know the chords for C Major or G Major you can start writing songs by selecting any chords you want. You can also start jamming over said chord progressions by memorizing the scales and chord tones.
For chord tones it follows C, A, G, E, D up the neck and reverse for down the neck which spells "Caged." So if you made flash cards for the notes of the neck you could visualize the chord tones for each note. The perfect fifth is on the same fret as the root one string down and the major third is one fret back and one string up. Then the minor third is one fret behind the major third. You have to correct for 4 half steps between the G and B strings but you can use the "Caged" chords to quickly figure it out.
I described a ton of shit so don't try to do it all at once. Take the time to learn songs along the way so you can play better and faster while you learn the aforementioned theory.
brazil
see: tagima
Give it a Viking funeral, user.
brasil
USA
see: retards using the warmoth catalog and their garage bench
What should I check for after buying a guitar once it arrives?
Anything I need to change or work on?
One steel string acoustic, one bass, one classical, one superstrat, one tele, and a banjo that I'm selling because I rarely get into banjo pickin' redneck moods anymore.
Also planning on selling the tele and EMGs in the superstrat and putting some coil-splittable pickups in the superstrat.
>physically unable to play the B chord properly
>always have to resort to power chording it
fucking hand
Describe the proper way to me.
I can't do neither pic related nor bar with ring finger.
Make sure its not a kaka
Anybody here got a telecaster?
Bar with your little finger. Or just git gud.
That's not comfy though.
Then I'm afraid you'll never to refer to point #2: git gud.
If it's an electric, take it to a specialist to check if the frets and the neck are in order, the anchor bolt and the bridge are adjusted properly, all that stuff.
Guitars spend a lot of time in boxes and usually need some work done by the time they're finally bought.
I'm about to buy my second set of DiMarzio Titans and I hate periphary
imagine paying for a guitar you havent seen in person
When you strengthen the necessary muscles and joints you'll be able to do it. Then when you can do it easily it won't be sharp.
Sharp vs normal picks?
Just keep at it, believe it or not thats a really easy chord. The more you do harder chords eventually they become really easy
Being uncomfortable is part of playing the guitar in general, so get used to it
>The more you do harder chords eventually they become really easy
You mean you can get better at an instrument if you actually practice?
Yea basically. Everyone bitches and complains but if you devote a month to just hard chords every single day you can progress a lot. Most guitarists are extremely lazy/lack discipline though from my exp
It's common sense but many people don't believe it in their heart of hearts.
Yes, it's almost like instead of avoiding things you find difficult, you should practice them.
.71 mm or die
Ok but it make music sound good
Imagine living in a third world country like brazil where you cant return it
Titan pickups are unironically good tbougj. Lets see them
I would. Telecasters are very versatile. Can do twinkly chords to metal. It's my favorite next to my modded PRS.
Why does /gg/ hate Seymour Duncan?
This
Even I can do that in my shit hole third world country. Just got a replacement neck because the nut was cut too deep
/gg/ hates anything they can't afford, or just unironically. Personally I find a lot of his pickups overrated/shit, but they do make some good ones as well.
>modded Squier VMJM
>Danelectro Dead On 67
>American Tele
>1964 fender musicmaster
>squier bronco bass
>baby taylor 3/4 acoustic
>solid wood washburn dreadnought
>yamaha c40 nylon string
Check for dead frets.
What company makes good pickups then? I want to get the most vintage sounding Strat and LP pickups (1959 sounding). For the LP sound I'm thinking of getting the '59s by Seymour Duncan and I've seen others for the Strat sound too, also by Seymour Duncan. Any recommendations?
if it's brand new take it to a guitar shop and ask for a set up. It will be cheap and unless it's an expensive custom shop it will definitely need it. I'd say do the same if it's used but it's less likely to be as bad.
lollar
Well SD isn't terrible, I mean in the end pickups are totally personal preference. They're just one of those 'generic' brands that usually causes a retail markup and a few of the pickups are just mass produced and don't really offer the tonal quality that they claim. DiMarzio has some options you could check out and I'd also recommend stuff that Kiesel and Xotic sells. Xotic has the raw vintage series which IMO sound really nice.
Sorry forgot to reply direct to you
How's your modded PRS?
>a beater
>bad with money
>retarded
sounds like my wife
Pretty sweet! I've upgraded pretty much everything to USA specs. Only thing that's still original are the frets. Its using the CE24 switching and wiring instead of the usual wiring for custom 24s with a toggle.
kek jcope btfo
Theyre the lowest standard. Dimarzio is better
No player anyone gives a shit about uses Dimarizo. They're the exclusive realm of shredwank autists.
Here's a song from a few days ago with it using the coil splits and my jcm2000
It sucks that instaud.io is shutting down. Vocaroo's quality is terrble
*they're exclusive to the realm of
Retard this is me
Stay mad at your life tho sambo
Also
>rent free
Lollar suhr and creamery are a good start.
Lmfao and who the fuck are you for me to even care about your opinion retard?
>shred wank autists
Sounds like youre jealous and lack skill.
>I own three good guitars
jcope living up to his name, once again.
Not bad
Lets see yours.
Let's hear yours. I remember you saying your jcm900 sounds amazing. My jcm2000 shouldn't be able to compete from what you said yesterday.
Thanks bro
How did you make this user?
Don't say that, man. We'll have to listen to his playing, and THEN we'll have to listen to his cope about his playing.
Kek at pic rel
I dont have a mic to mic it so i record through my interface and sim or through my phone and amp. Anyways you have words for that song?
>instaud.io is shutting down
goddammit
Clyp is still a jew and has tried to turn into soundcloud lite instead of quick anonymous uploads
Anybody got the sauce on another HQ user audio site?
nice mix btw
One thing I'd say is put more mids in your guits. Bass and drums are carrying the whole thing and the guitar is just kind of a trebly stab on the sides
Forgot pic
PRS->crunch channel of JCM2000->Torpedo Captor->Scarlet 6i6->custom IR from my cab with G12H30s->Cubase
The drums are GGD Modern and Massive. The bass is a squier classic vibe PBass into the Cerberus bass plugin. The synth is from Nexus2.
Kek
Then record to your interface and stop making excuses.
No lyrics, a vocalist will probably ruin it
Noted. The guitars were really a place holder since I was working on the drum programming. But I'll keep this in mind for the final mix.
I do record through my interface.
Could someone talk me out of buying this abomination?
Yet there's no clip attached yet.
What can I put in my guitar case to make my guitar smell nice? The scent I'm thinking of is some exotic piece of Asian wood or something.
well judging by the track record of nearly every musician I know, keeping weed in compartment under the neck is certainly aromatic
>cubase
any specific reason for using cubase?
No youre probably a retard for even considering it in the first place and theres no reasoning with retard.
Save up for a better one
You want me to record you something?
>locking trem
don't do it bro
I like the drum editor
Its not a locking trem
sandal
He's such a
S A M B O
A
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B
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could you elaborate? I was eyeing the bass version too
I wish I wasn't such a
S A M b o
A
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>tfw fell for the road worn Strat meme
finally getting my first amp
bit nervous I'll pick out the wrong one
buy the yellow one it looks pretty cool for fusion.
Sure, anything you wanna play.i just want to know what a good guitar sounds like
oh no
But weren't you talking about my jcm900? Let me record you something then.
Can someone explain to a retard like me what are the cons of a locking trem? Are the strings more annoying to change? I have 2 guitars with a strat-esque tremolo (one of them is a strat) and I've been put off getting a guitar with a bigsby because changing the strings would piss me off.
Yeah, initially learning the setup and changing strings is a pain in the ass. So much so that some people just refuse to bother with it. IMO its not that bad once you get it down, but I've never needed the extra tuning stability. Basically its just tedious. That headless guitar is not the same as a locking trem though
My LP Studio still smells like vanilla from when I bought it. Does anyone know what this would be?
>inb4 kaka
>inb4 vanilla
Thanks, I thought it would be something like that
Probably because it's made for little vanilla loving faggots like you
I'm sorry I had enough money for a new guitar that doesn't come with ambient smells of the favela.
Sammy BTFO'd to kaka and back
If you ever got out of your bedroom you'd know a guitar case will inevitably smell like cigs and BO when it gets enough use
Both actually. But which ever
just chuck a handful of potpourri in there and call it a day
Sure if you cover it in kaka
I don't want it to smell like a grandma.
Does anybody here know of brands except Agile selling cheap 7 string Floyd Rose guitars?
okay car air fresheners then. Shit'll be pungent
Clean your guitar, and more importantly clean your strap
If shit is starting to smell off in there it's that
Ok ampire to vocaroo usingmy dean thoroughbred deluxe with aldrich pickup in the bridge.
Wtf this again. Hol up
like just pluck string
Lets try this again
vocaroo.com
Ok here
K A K A 4 P A P A
A
K
A
4
P
A
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I have a stupid click on my daw but when i record i cant hear it over the guitar. Have a solution? Im using earbuds
This honestly
Fuck off Sammy
Fuck you im no favela freak
Turn down the master fader.
Thanks and noted. Im new to the whole daw thing i cant say i hate it but i need to master it to like it better im sure.
You're a fucking Sambo that lives in the favela with kaka and papa
Samuel is a sambomaster from Brasil, he retreated into the favela voluntarily and without interference from foreign countries to lead a peaceful life of poverty.
He did this to be able to focus on the essence of guitar and life, and finally become one and only with the kaka and master artfully any and all forms of kaka.
>rent free
No im not buddy fuck sam though hes a nasty retarded piece of shit
Based sambo cryptozoologist
>he doesn't play anything with a pedal
:l
>He doesn't smear kaka on his fretboard for best possible tone
x32310
why does this C7 chord not have a G? Why doesn't it need one?
The essence of a chord is in its root, 3rd, and 7th. You can even leave out the root. The 3rd and 7th are called "guide tones." Try playing a blues with just the 3rd and 7th of each chord. Sounds pretty legit, right?
these actually play really well
i have a cort 7 string with EMGs in it i paid $200 for lol
Also, if you need to leave a note out of a chord to make room for another note, the 5th is usually a safe bet to drop, unless it's an altered 5th (b5 or #5). The reason is that the vast majority of the chords you're going to play all have a perfect 5th, so that interval doesn't really tell the listener much about what makes a chord unique.
>Try playing a blues with just the 3rd and 7th of each chord. Sounds pretty legit, right?
If you leave out the root note then thats just a two note powerchord without an octave, isn't it?
It's a double-stop, not a power chord, technically.
I own 3 guitars:
>Yamaha CGS104A
>Axman Strat
>Westone Les Paul
The Axman has a dead note on fret 15 of the high e, the Yamaha is strung using different kind of strings and the Westone has a piece of string laid under the g string so it doesn't buzz as much, though it still does.
Alright I guess.
Stop consuming anime and get a job
just realized the used acoustic I've had for 3 years has an ebony fretboard and bridge. bretty nice.
>muh stickjew
>Squier Affinity Strat(R) from high school when I first started
>LTD EC-1000 with 59/JB pickups
>Gibson Explorer with BB 2/3
They are all great values for the price, IMO. I can't believe how nice the Explorer is. The neck is amazing, the fretwork is amazing, it's a boomer rock machine. Also, the Gibson smell is legit. It smells like graham crackers. Thinking about picking up an ES-335 Studio as well.
He's using the string as a straight edge. Please do not post here with an IQ
>he doesn't know what neck relief is
Holy fucking cringe
LPB with tortoise pickguard
That's grain filler. The mahogany they used probably got gouged or split during manufacturing and they filled it before finishing.
Top kek
SD '59 isn't really very PAF sounding. Burstbucker 1 neck / Burstbucker 2 bridge is probably the way to go if you want that vintage sound. IMO '59 is too hot.
post ITT your:
>best purchase
>worst purchase
>worst
the first bass that I bought from some old smoker on craigslist for $50. shitty short scale Hondo from the 80s that reaked of newports no matter how much i tried to clean it
>best
Squier vintage modified P-bass with dimarzio pickups for $200
all the shops in my city has insane markup, where do you order your gear from in NA?
I’m retarded. What is the difference between these?
herculesstands.com
i havent read this thread yet but i hope no one taught this guy shit
fuck off weeaboo footfag
> worst
used Gibson SG for 500 squid. ended up selling it for the same price a couple of months later because of the neck dive and neck flex
>best
all-solid spanish classical for 400 squid. Should've bought one way back when I first started playing because nylon string guitars sound even lovelier in person
>cant decide what new songs to learn
Iron Man
/gg/ core?
For the sake of your own sanity: pick some beginner songs. Learn them. Then loop back around and learn the theory behind them. If you sit with a guitar on your knee looking at nothing but a chord chart and a series of scales, you will not have fun.
who else epiphone here?
Lemon oil your fretboard. It will smell like cigarettes and also lemons.
Jcm900 fullstack for 1200
Ibeenhad tube screamer that broke the next day $50
Cursed image.
>Cursed image
how so?
>Jcm900 fullstack for 1200
lol you got hosed
>but the loss of direction put me off
Why do zoomers talk like fucking aliens? What the fuck is wrong with your generation?
Yo
how do you become a guitarist who can't play the guitar?
Best: Yamaha BB-424 bass
Worst: old used Peavey Bandit (my first amp). Sounded bad. Weighed at least 50 pounds. Had poor soldering work that i had to fix several times as the vibration would dislodge some of the original connections.
Show me one in your area
noice
what?
Show me a jcm900 full stack.from your area to compare prices. Dont act dumb now
>jcm900 fullstack for $1200
highway robbery homie
Where do I get started to learn fingerstyle guitar like this?
oh i thought you meant i had one. i was trying to figure out why i would have the worst marshall ever made and make fun of you for paying for one
yes sir
>worst marshall ever made
not even that guy but come on now you're not even trying man...
what's worse?
The MG series. In fact any of their solid state offerings are pretty much garbage
The CODE series of modeling amps are complete trash
The JTM60/30 series while a great sounding amp had overheating issues.
Just to name a few...
>jcm900 is better than practice and modeling amps
lol not really
>I cannot concede defeat therefore I will make a quip to save face
whatever floats your boat chief, you asked I delivered. please continue on with your 900 hate though.
Who else classicallets?
I was reading the same sheet of music days.
lol you literally just compared the jcm900 to practice and student amps my guy
Thats a combo amp i have pic rel
Jesus you are one dense fuck. The JTM offered a 2-12 and 3-10 version that is definitely NOT a "practice" amp. The MG was ALSO offered in gigable configurations. Holy fuck.
new thread
new thread
new thread
Sour grapes?
>mode four cabs
lmao worst marshall and the worst cabs too
lol and a jcm900 isn't any better
Thoughts on Kemper Profiling amps? I want to buy one to model my friend's Line 6 Spyder.
>modeling amps
>early
>hoes mad
If any of you faggots had the slightest chance of making it, you wouldn't be here.