Albums women will never understand

Glenn Branca's wife played in his band for a while

Every Nick Cave album but especially this one. No woman will ever truly understand No Pussy Blues or Go Tell the Women.

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Art hoes love Coil

Most post-punk actually (Pink Flag, Marquee Moon, Jeopardy)

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Anything by Morrissey

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Well ... I'm grateful to "not understand" any of those shitty albums

what albums do you like?

ok i wouldnt know i dont know any

Please explain HANL to me, oh wise one

Not giving you a list, but my fav is Point of Departure by Andrew Hill

based and redpilled, great album :)

daily reminder this was the first real concept album

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>LC
>Spiderland
>Illinois
>Deathconciousness
>Stratosphere
these are all some of my favourites :)

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There is a plenty of girls who's into some isoteric shit and due to that they're like Coil, Psychic TV, Current 93, 87-96 era Swans, etc.

dreary acceptance of chronic anhedonia, being unable to form any bonds with other people, and knowing that even if you actually met someone you loved they would never have any interest in you, and knowing that nothing can be improved regardless of effort

esoteric I mean

since when do girls not like the smiths

The fuck you talkin' 'bout, Willis? Lots of girls are into that stuff.

i wouldnt know i dont know any women

Women are retarded.

read OP's post again. you're confusing the verbs

> ooh but they don't UNDERSTAND IT
> not like I do
> ree ree ree

i'm sorry, but where the FUCK do you meet women who listened to Deathcon in the first place? idc if they can't understand it or not i want to fuck those girls

This single post explains most of this thread actually.

tumblr, twitter, uni, literally anywhere artsy women who have at least a minimal knowledge of music exist

ok, I still don’t get it. There’s not a whole lot to understand with music you either like it or you don’t

Artsy women don't understand what they're listening to and they only use their music taste to get boyfriends who will then further expand their music taste.

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t. woman

the question was where you find women to listened to HANL, whether they understood the music or not is irrelevant

Shut up

>disintegration loops

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no

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Stratosphere and You’re Living All Over Me are among my favorite albums of all time, the actual fuck are you on about? Bad bait

This guy on the other hand knows what’s up

No

nice dubs

You may like things, but your female brain will never be able to truly comprehend anything that doesn't give you immediate gratification or social gain.

t. PHD in douchebaggery

Or maybe you majored in psychology?

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Look, she's trying to think!

But have you seen THIS?

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Nobody asked if you LIKE those albums. You might like them for different reasons than the artist intended, but you'll never feel or get the emotion he felt.
I also can't understand some albums for women, and never will. But still like some of them

What's the problem then? Go get some of that patchouli stank pussy, stat.

You mean
>Look, IT’S trying to think?
See? I got you backed up

See this

i'm gay

>Woe is me, no understands my art pain!

This is always the funniest shit ever, and forget the male/female aspect for a second. It's usually "normies" instead of women you fags are whining about but could you be any more pseudo-deep pretentious?

>screencapping your own posts
>screencapping quints

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Let me try to get down to your level: uhhh duhhh duh duh duh uhhh duh duh goo goo ga ga clothes pop music boys popularity uhh duh duh duh goo goo ga ga uhhh duhhhhhhhh

That register?

you're right but there are less non-normie women than men

but it's true

Mom was overseeing me browse Yea Forums and demanded I screencapped it to show at the next family meeting

TOO LOW!! WE’RE CRASHING!!!

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go back in the basement Chris

how can you be so cringy and not cringe yourself?
I can't even troll like that

godspeed you black emperor

Pretty sure my face has already become permanently distorted from cringing at myself so much which is why no guys want to fuck me.

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I literally know a girl with that mount eerie cover as her Instagram profile pic.
Have had girls compliment Endtroducing when I've had it on in my car
I know a girl whose favorite artist is Sufjan, on top of several who listen to him
Know a goth(ish?) girl who listens to Nick Cave, including his stuff with The Birthday Party
And if you don't think girls listen to the Beatles you're insane
Most of those are really good though, and Alec Empire + Merzbow is really underrated
I've known girls in high school to middle aged women who love this album
Arthoes literally worship all of his music, just dislike him as a person
Knew a girl that adored this album. Even had the tour shirt.

Moral: women have listened to music before
Thank you

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Has it occurred to you that talking the way you do might be the reason you can't find a girlfriend with interesting tastes? or an IQ above room temperature.

Hatful of Hollow

t. little faggot bitch boy

>not posting every piece of music ever made, include music made by women

I am a bio woman and about 5 of my favorite albums are ITT. Absolute fucking retards.

Pretty sure OP’s talking about lyrics specifically here, because I can actually see the logic in that. There are some things only men can experience (queue the "having a brain"-jokes) as well as some that only women can experience. And I’m not just talking about shit like periods or being pregnant. I’m talking about thinking processes (queue someone saying "or lack there of") and how they vary depending on a person’s gender. How we experience emotions. All that sort of stuff.

If OP was talking about lyrics, that’d totally make sense, but when it comes to music itself (which to me, personally, is far more important than poetry people put over it) I doubt one’s sex makes much of a difference

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You're also one of those loners who doesn't "get" why no one likes him, right?

post thighs + chart

You're one of those homos who doesn't "get" any pussy, right?

>queue

To be fair Lulu is really bad

even an ant has IQ over 20

Alternate spelling
Don’t look it up

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unless IQ is some chick term for bra size, not interested

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Don’t you dare dismiss all that shit I wrote because of two spelling mistakes I made. Life’s tough in Finland, you think I have time to learn English?

women and men live different realities. the essence of some songs explore the reality of men, some of women. ariana grande comes to mind for women.im sure women can relate to the song to a certain extent, they might feel like they relate to, say the lyrics, completely, but the true essence and soul of the song, when it is male, cannot be understood by women. the smiths is agoood example where a lot of women love the music and relate to the lyrics, but men relate to it harder

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You're a woman lol

Yeah, I bet Lindsay Cooper didn't understand the record she played on. Dumbass

based

Thank you, I get where you’re coming from. Hell, I AGREE with you. 100%.
But let’s say I’m listening to Giraffes? Giraffes! Or Ozric Tentacles. Or Ryo Fukui. What difference does it make what’s between my legs.

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Thank you, I get where you’re coming from. Hell, I AGREE with you. 100%.
But let’s say I’m listening to Giraffes? Giraffes! Or Ozric Tentacles. Or Ryo Fukui. What difference does it make what’s between my legs.

I'm not native speaker neither.
>I suffer in Finland

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>a Finnish fem-user
ill see u in flow festival I guess

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Ive only listened to Ryo Fukui out of those. I'm sure some music, possibly Fukui's, can be equally relatable to anyone. Instrumental tracks I think are mostly sexless

Yes I'll give you a hint one of them is a famous pornstar pale brunette with a vulgar mouth who I'd love to fuck

Maybe the next Pori Jazz

There’s one upcoming thingy I’m attending for sure and that’s the one in Budapest in a couple of weeks. There’s zero bands I like (except for Marr) but my big brother’s into Foo Fighters so he invited me for company.

I know a girl whose favorite album is Illinois

Honestly fuck your misogyny

Have you ever actually met a woman??

I'll be having drinks with a few tomorrow while you continue to post in your k-pop threads

>zero bands I like

Nm, I just realized Franz Ferdinand and Idles will be playing there so I guess I’ll get to hear them live too

She won't have sex with you for defending women online, user.

No worries, I will :^)
Best believe

Hey. Where's The Mentors?

Honestly i think women are just incapable of looking at music the same way that men do

Might have something to do with how it relates to the songwriter or singer, i listen to dudes singing about struggles and hardship and can sort of empathise more, must be the same with chicks and lana del rey

>every single gf i've had with good music taste got it from their dad, and the stuff they found and liked by them self was absolute trash

You probably have aids

I already said no one wants to fuck me. How would I get aids?!
Never been bitten by any fugitives either, as far as I remember.

my gf likes ylaom and stratosphere

Fucking kill yourselves, misogynists.

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>h-hey I called them misogynists on Yea Forums today, c-can we please have s-s-sex now?

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op i know most of these and i'm a woman. deathconsciousness is literally my favorite album.

Keep projecting, incel.

she isnt gonna fuck you

Based as fuck chart. Women will never understand The Smiths

>he hasn't seen 500 Days of Summer

Chicks love the Smiths. Not as much as literally sexually confused people, like me, but more than Chad.

who cares

bet you have meme depression

>he hasn't seen a meme movie written by a man
you need to leave your house more often

top tier thot repellent

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the end goal of every relationship with a woman shouldn't be to fuck her

you're poisoning yourselves

based

>google.com/amp/s/themuse.jezebel.com/the-150-worst-albums-made-by-men-1797242454/amp
Look at these fake fucking non-women pretending they don't like Matchbox Twenty and Train

Why Sgt Pepper? And i think Scott 3 would be a better choice than 2 and 4

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This is very true in my case.
I’ve always liked TIALDFSWNTTA, GNFPWLBN, and WWDBTSES but not Lonesome Crowded West. Just doesn’t speak to me

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Building Something Out of Nothing is my favorite from them

>am a woman
>scott 3 is my favorite

>girl
Hiya hot legs

Odd choice, I still prefer Lonesome Crowded West over Sad Sappy Sucker, Building Nothing Out Of Something, and Strangers to Ourselves. Like, those three I do not get on another level. Lonesome would be really good without Cowboy Dan, Long Distance Drunk, and the closing track imo. I love Teeth Like God’s Shoeshine, Doin’ the Cockroach, and Polar Opposites

Shown it to a ton of women I've dated and none of them ever understand what the deal is

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The deal being...? Jeff Mangum wanting to hook up with a girl that’s long dead and expressing that with some pretty graphic lyrics?

Based tranny. So you don't get the other Scotts and Sgt Pepper neither

There's no way this list isn't just one big bait, surely...

It's just a list of easy targets and albums widely considered the worst of their respective artists' careers. I feel like the author just googled "Worst Albums of All Time," maybe worst albums from certain artists, and went off from there. Pretty insubstantial overall.

How is Spiderland considered Slint’s worst or Illinois Sufjan’s worst

>Ctrl + F "Spiderland" and "Illinois"
>They're actually listed
I'm gonna be honest with you, I skimmed the bottom and top of the list and came to that conclusion. If albums like that are included they're probably just trying to cover all bases and shit on some perceived "hipster" demographic as well, especially due to how easy it would be to find those albums on a Yea Forumscore or related type of chart. Still, the list is very insubstantial and bait-y.

Yea, I’m gonna have to agree. They won’t get me that easily.

Not in a million years.

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Illinois is an album chemically manufactured in a lab to sell copies to teenage girls

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oof

oH i LoVE modest mouse they made float on?

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mandatory Slow, Deep and Hard

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I guess I'm a dumb fucking bitch for not listening to this shallow indie garbage. Some of it is good, but sufjan stevens and the Beatles? Come on.