coward edition
How do I start learning guitar?
>https:/www.justenguitar.com/
>studybass.com
Guitar chords and inversions
>chordbaok.com
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com
Music theory:
>http:/musictheory.net.lessons/
Guitar Maintenance and other information:
>frudua.com-guitar-craftpedia-en.html
Why is my guitar buzzing?
>frets.com
Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
>mega.nz
old thread:
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First for do yourself a favor and just buy a nice guitar to start
As long as it has 22 frets minimum and a whammy bar you won't feel like you burned yourself
Just play acoustic. If you have an electric, don't even plug it in.
>he's too busy projecting about dilation on the internet to get a job and buy a Gibson, the only guitar that's good enough, so he's a virgin with inadequate guitars
I wish my dad was healthy
Just play without strings. If you have frets, don't even put them on.
Electrics force you to play cleaner.
Just stay away from gain and compression until you're good, you're not doing tapping and pinch harmonics yet anyways. And don't learn rock music, it's basically designed to be easy and forgiving of the shittiest technique.
Lol you play a used low end les-paul
Incorrect. I bought my Standard brand-new.
>rent free
>Electrics force you to play cleaner.
Electrics give you baby hands and the false impression that you're good.
This user gets it
SAMBITO
>baby hands
yes
>false impression that you're good
Shitters fall apart on an electric because it demands cleaner fretting technique and good muting
Acoustics let you get away with a lot of noise because you can barely hear the noise unless you're recording or using a pickup. And then you're playing an... electric guitar. Yep.
Even if you did (i doubt it) it's an unremarkable $2500 guitar. Not even gibson's best, it's just, you know, "good enough".
In the same price and quality range as ESP E-IIs. At least when you sell it for a fender it'll have retained slightly more value than an ESP E-II since it actually has its brand name on the headstock.
>Lol you play a used low end les-paul
LOL how did you know
>he's never played a singing Les Paul
Man just stop posting now we all know you never leave the house
Just sequence a monophonic synth layer by layer with a renaissance modal counterpoint composition you've written beforehand
I played a few at guitar center. They're not great. Firebirds are much better.
>unremarkable
You played a few duds that had been hanging on the wall for a good bit for a reason. Singing Les Pauls sell the first or second day they're out
So what you're saying is Gibson can't consistently make a good guitar, and a great number of the guitars they put out for sale sound like shit and ones that sound decent are rarities?
Would a singing les paul be one shanequa actually installed the neck correctly on? Does she dent the wood on the tenon or in the neck pocket on nine out of ten guitars or not use enough glue? Are they using shitty wood with a few good pieces in the mix? Is their pickup winder broken?
Why is it that Fender and others do not have this problem?
If someone is playing rhythm in the key of C for example, could you play over it with licks with a scale of a note in the key of C? Such as e minor pentatonic
>muh Amerimutt made
What is "nice"? This advice can be taken differently.
Playing in C major, you can play in the following modes or scales that are subsets thereof:
C Ionian
D Dorian
E Phrygian
F Lydian
G Mixolydian
A Aeolian
B Locrian
What do all these modes/scales have in common? They only have the notes C, D, E, F, G, A B in them. So why bother layering pointless abstractions like this? Just stick to those notes, and add accidentals where your ear allows.
>this triggered fox & grapes reply
lmao there it is. So you've never played one and you obviously have no idea what I'm talking about. It's as fucking good as electric guitar gets, you should make an effort to find one one day when you can afford it
>Keith Beres: “What’s your favorite non-Luke-model guitar?”
>Steve Lukather: "I go to my Gibson ’59 Burst. It doesn’t get much better than that. Not a reissue. I have the real deal. Apparently, I have one of the more famous versions of that model. Joe Walsh told me I do, at least. I really don’t play a lot of other guitars when recording, actually. For live stuff it's too valuable to take out on the road so that's where My signature EB guitars step in. My signature guitar is good but it's no '59 Burst!"
Pro-tip: my singing Lester cost $1200 and it came from the Norlin era
You have the right idea but don't think of the e minor pentatonic scale. Think of the chord tones meaning all the notes that make up e minor and its extensions in the key of C major. It's built the third degree of the c major scale meaning no 9th for example.
>Lukather
a music man artist
What's so special about the '59 LP? Is it the only LP that stays in tune?
I don't trust boomers when they praise guitars. They have too much bias because they grew up with their heroes playing les pauls and strats and they had few decent options.
Two boomers down the line and you'd get a guy saying nothing has tone quite like his old stratocaster and les pauls all sound like mud.
>When you can afford it
I can, but I'm not going to scour the country for a rare guitar that isn't a failure of craftsmanship and QC.
>"I go to my Gibson ’59 Burst. It doesn’t get much better than that. Not a reissue. I have the real deal. Apparently, I have one of the more famous versions of that model. Joe Walsh told me I do, at least. I really don’t play a lot of other guitars when recording, actually. For live stuff it's too valuable to take out on the road so that's where My signature EB guitars step in. My signature guitar is good but it's no '59 Burst!"
what a retard
Boomer icons played it
Not when it counts. According to the man himself anyway.
Lmao you'll be able to reach all the way up them someday, I believe in you
gibson is notorious for inconsistent production so every pickup has a different amount of winds on each coil, the nuts range from poorly to perfectly cut, the finish ranges from fucked up to flawless and belonging on a more expensive guitar, and the wood ranges from three pieces of low grade mineral-streaked scraps glued together to one solid piece of lightweight, perfectly dry mahogany. sometimes you'll get a bridge that won't intonate that well and other times they're placed with mathematical precision. same with frets. and despite claiming to use a PLEK machine some guitars have uneven frets and some don't (probably because they came out of the wood a little due to improper installation).
I could buy a $10,000 pure abalone guitar with diamond inlays if I wanted to, but I'm not going to scour the country for the one gibson that can meet the same standard that every single fender hits every single time.
[citation needed]
>I'll settle for an inferior sounding guitar
Oh I believe it
they say a picture is worth a thousand words
you don't get it
a "singing" les paul is just a les paul that sounds as good as any old made in USA fender telecaster. get excited because it's a rare for a gibson to be good, but don't be an idiot and go saying that gibsons are better if their rare gems are only "good enough".
>A singing les paul!
>Finally, I can sound as good as all those Fender players!
>finally incorporated the pinky
>can now play arpeggios properly
Oh baby
I mean, who do I put my trust in here? The destitute bedroom warriors of /gg/ or all the professional musician's who collect and play Gibsons?
For heavens sake, I don't know how I'll decide!
/gg/
Or some boomer that made a hobby out of collecting rare gibsons made by competent luthiers instead of random hoodrats?
^ repost , i think he sold that v.
And this is how Gibson makes their "Custom" shop line.
Hay que atormentar a Samuel
>Playing grandpas
guitars
>a "singing" les paul is just a les paul that sounds as good as any old made in USA fender telecaster.
Right, in other words you have no idea what a "singing" Les Paul is. No need to reiterate. Like I said, you should try to work on that when you can afford it
>fucking up
greentext
>of course I trust 60 year olds that look like guy fieri and wear earrings
me: thinging on massa making me squirt
I know. Kill me.
Do only niggers work for Gibson or what?
>Or some boomer
You mean pretty much every rock star ever?
Can YOU even afford a 1959 Les Paul?
Dude. Just Google "frank gambale technique book pdf."
Rock is dead for a reason
what are the best books for mastering guitar?
>reddit.com
You ever get a guitar as a gift?
All rock stars are boomers, but not all boomers are rock stars.
You don't need a vintage '59, you just need to leave your house once in a while.
>letting black people build your guitar
im lmaoing at your life
that's one ugly ass nigson
>Biased grandpa with hearing loss: yeah, my les paul sounds great, trust me, only a gibson is good enough
>ugly guitar that smokes whatever shitplank you own
Ask Bucket, he'll tell you
>Reddit
I wish all the people on that website would die. Never seen a more uncharismatic bunch of faggots.
>only a nigson is good enough
Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 and Guitar Grimoire: Scales & Modes were pretty enlightening for me. I also like the Fluid Soloing book on arpeggios.
But can he do it without a delay pedal
>Guthrie Govan
Based. Another Gibson convert
why aren't 12 string guitars more common?
Study Bach
That's a baritone, mate.
He uses a Charvel and a Suhr, retard. Just because there's a pic of him holding a Nigson doesn't mean it's his primary or favorite guitar.
Oh yeah, also anything by Don Mock or Frank Gambale is pretty good.
>be me
>discover another stone cold player online
>check his gear
>yep
>there's a Gibson
>convert
His favorite and first guitar was a gibson SG.
Boomers grew up basicallyhaving to choose between two brands because everything else sucked that much so it's inevitably that roughly half of boomers will say gibson is actually good.
And this guy says les pauls make nice coffee tables but not nice guitars.
A baritone what? Finish the sentence
buckethead's guitar is from the custom shop. see
So is mine. Isn't that awesome?
Yeah, congrats, you paid out your nose for a gibson that meets the minimum quality standards of Fender.
I already did.
>Guthrie Govan
>Boomer
kek stretch that cope bruh
He's actually approaching jcum levels of cope.
I got it for free. We Pros have it nice like that
>born 1971
Too old to be relevant
uh oh don't look poorfa/gg/s! you'll SEETHE
doesn't even match sides jesus christ
>another guitar legend
>another Les Paul
Funny how it always seems to work out like that, ain't it?
Where's your genuine Gibson™ Les Paul /gg?
Objectively, why are you shilling the Les Paul so hard? It isn't even the best Gibson guitar
who is shilling these every thread?
obviously regrets buying a LP so trying hard to make everyone else buy one
>tfw will never be able to afford one
What is the Gibson Les Paul of metal?
anything jackson
Eddie hated the les paul so he made his own guitar instead
>What I noticed when I was growing up and developing my style, was that Les Pauls, Teles, and Strats restricted me.
guitarplayer.com
He spent $2500 on an LP standard and doesn't like it so now even though he doesn't like his guitar he better at least be thought of as rich for having it
Upp.. while you hard COPED one more guitar legend popped up with a genuine Lester! Look out!
Remember that Double Cutaway Les Paul Specials are literally the greatest guitars in the world.
Also best amp in the world coming through.
>c-cope
Jeff Beck is on record saying his strat is better.
Seems more like you're coping because you're disappointed with your les paul. Fuck off and play your gay sonic video game covers.
What about ESP and Dean? How do they compare?
>in my "I'm shit" phase again
Just saying, it's not the best guitar, that's like saying a prius is the peak of performance just because everyone has one.
I think firebird VII is the best gibson guitar (and on average more expensive and harder to get/more exclusive)
>ESP
very nice but literally who outside of japan and metal. they also stopped putting their logo on anything but stuff made by their custom shops recently.
>Dean
a company that got its start through industrial espionage targeted at nearby gibson, which based all its guitars directly off gibson designs. nobody likes dean except for one dead guy and some retards. it's thought that dime was paid to play them and say that he always wanted to, because dean is dishonest like that.
>Gibsontranny Seething
Dilate
ESP is kiesel tier. Only guitarists know they even exist.
That's not a phase, user, you just suck.
Whoa!
One more guitar legend! WTF the bedroom warriors in /gg/ said these were shit though?!?
that's because you are shit
It's the pedo tranny.
What's the difference between major scale and major pentatonic?
>Actually tried to say satriani, eddie, and beck were gibson players when they have always plainly stated they didn't like them
>UH, GARY MOORE LIKES LES PAULS!
>some guy with as much talent in his entire body as beck has in his left pinky, because he's primarily a singer
Also gary is forgotten to everyone but guitarists while jeff beck, joe satriani, and eddie van halen especially are still remembered for their guitar playing.
don't forget guthrie
Major heptatonic has two more notes than major pentatonic.
Guthrie actually does like Gibson quite a bit, but his favorite guitar is the Gibson SG.
>Get a job
>Buy a Gibson
>Cut off your penis
>Thank me later
But this guitar is literally superior in every single way
LOOK OUT! HERE'S COMES ANOTHER ONE
then why does he only play charvels and suhrs?
...
So I can use them interchangeably?
I have no idea how you got that from my post.
To be honest I never saw him this wound up before maybe his surgery got delayed.
He's played a Tele all his life and still does to this day.
Fucking keith richards? I take it you ran out of virtuosos who have held a gibson in front of a camera at least once.
Well I have bad news for you anyways
guitarworld.com
He likes telecasters.
ugly ass fuck
how do you ACTUALLY find people to jam with?
Over 2 years of trying to find people through the university all culminate in a handful of people who show interest and back off when you actually want to rehearse.
he got triggered earlier in the thread when he was accused of buying a les paul used, said he bought his les paul new (but admitted it was a low end model), and then got called out on calling other people poorfags when he owns a low end les paul.
Shhh 1 marketing photo op clearly replaces years of live gigs and interviews.
Looks are all subjective though
>superior pickup
>literally greatest sounding guitar in the world
>superior weight
>superior upper fret access
>superior switch position
>superior weight balance
..........OHHHHHH SHIT!!! LOOKIT
Damn y'all, I'm having a hard time finding a guitar legend who didn't play a Lester!
...
The Major Pentatonic Scale is all the notes that the Ionian, Lydian, and Mixolydian modes have in common. That means you can technically play a Major Pentatonic Scale anywhere you would otherwise play an Ionian, Lydian, or Mixolydian mode, but it doesn't work the other way around: You can't just play any of those modes anywhere and expect it to sound good.
Seeing someone who knows this on /gg/ is like seeing a fucking unicorn.
So far you've found quite a few who played one, and then put it down and never played it again because they thought it sucked.
>knopfler
yeah, you ran out of virtuousos.
But speaking of Knopfler, his favorite guitar is a strat.
Holy fuck and I though Jcope and kakaposter were the biggest window lickers on the shortbus.
justinguitar teaches this
i deem him
"Gibson Les Money"
I see. Can you explain why?
>missing out Sambo
I did not realise this.
Damn /gg/, you're telling me NONE of these guys knew what they were doing playing these?!?
They shoulda come here first, amirite? Y'all'd've skooled 'em!!
...
It's a problem of specificity: 7-note scales and modes are more specific than pentatonics. The Ionian mode, for example, describes the I chord in a key only, whereas the Major Pentatonic (containing fewer notes, and therefore being less specific) could be describing the I, the IV, or the V chord in a key.
So after trying and failing five times to find a decent player who actually prefers les pauls (because you don't know anything about these guys and originally got into guitar because of K-On) you finally found ONE motherfucker who unquestionably fanboys gibson and was actually good at guitar.
Congratulations. One washed up asshole is all you have. I guess you're really regretting buying a les paul now.
GODDAMN IT!!
wHat iN tHe fUcK iS VaI dOiNg?!? You think he didn't see the sunburst or what?
Well done user.. HOWEVER..
Playing a Les Paul once because he was paid to and then going back to the guitar he prefers.
I don't know how long you've been here, but LP shitposting is a classic form of trolling on /gg/. And brace for a response to this post claiming that he means every word.
Cool amp son, but this is the better Orange amp
It's just one guy
He actually owns a les paul and he uses it to play video game music
AHHHAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHHHHHHH
stevie... NO!
learn and practice arpeggios and jumping around them
play to backing tracks
don't skip days
Gibsonposting is more than one guy but the screeching spurg in this thread started taking it way too seriously.
Lol it's just one guy
And the guy getting mad at him is probably jcum
keep looking, work on your solo album in the meantime
What type of music are Orange amps known for? Like how Fender is known for its sparkly cleans and Marshall high gain tone?
A bedlam of adolescent noise.
Is he actually a pedo tranny though?
Like did someone find an affidavit?
are there weebs that aren't pedo trannies?
OMG JOE LOOK OUT! THAT'S A LES PAUL YOU'RE HOLDING!!!
lmao, /gg/ said those were shit! Throw it in the trash!
Most pros that use them seem to do high gain stuff. Couple of signature models based around metal artists too.
He's well known here and yeah, he's both a pedo and a tranny.
I think you need to go back on your meds user
It took you a bit longer but at least you found someone who actually liked them
Now find a les paul player under the age of 30.
Dean: the guitar company that made the custom guitars artists wanted but nigson cant do. See zz topp
2 MILLION?!? KIRK DON'T!!!
EARLY FLEETWOOD MAC SUCKED!!!!
>kirk hammet
>56
you're really bad at math
Soi metal
BILLY YOU FOOL!
/gg/ said ...something or another
Who is that?
Looks like my grandpa
How about this guy? Wait... what's that he's holding?
Maybe your grandma fucked him.
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
Modern Orange goes from fatter, ballsier Marshall to, uh, I'm gonna say cranked up Soldano/5150 modern metal kinda tones with the Dark Terror amps.
Old orange was made to be really loud and reasonably clean. They were almost the same as a Matamp on the inside.
They they made some higher gain models later on.
Someone please point out if I lied, I have never played a vintage Orange.
See, now we've set him off and he's resorted to just spamming pictures of LPs.
That guy? Some old fart.
Can we post guitar players people actually know about now?
Just close your eyes and cope lads. You can just pretend you didn't see any of these guitar legends doing it proper if it'll help you sleep at night
I own a Gibson, you derp.
>Guitar legends
Old grainy pictures of guys with gray hair by now? More like washed up codgers that couldn't stand the test of time. Let's see someone relevant now
anything better than jumbo frets?
extra jumbo frets
ZAKK LOOK OUT!! YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY THAT THING TRUST ME
I was informed by the internets premiere armchair quarterbacks that those Les Paul guitars are garbage!
You mean like this?
I didn't say that, either. I'm just commenting on your spam.
See now that you're in the 21st century the first guy you come up with uses EMGs, which make all guitars sound the same. Try again.
are there any downsides to bigger frets?
TIM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? You don't want that nip plank! Ibenhads have no tone! Get a les paul ASAP! Some anonymous poster on /gg/ told me they were good because a famous guy held one for a photo once!
Little baby tofu eater hands cant handle them
>be me
>look up one of the biggest bands on the planet
>hmmm...what guitar is the guitarist playing?
>dang... yep
>sure enough it's a Les Paul
lole ..evrytiem
No John, stop. Only a Gibson is good enough.
>Gene is 69
nice
truly amazing!!
youtube.com
Clairo, noooo....that's a fender. Didn't you listen to /gg/?
>using a tele in 2019
fucking lol one of the worst styles
>one of the most famous songwriters of all time
>billionaire many times over
>price is no object
>e v e r
>could write and record with literally any guitar in the world
>dang... yep
>sure enough it's a Les Paul
shoot.. y'all said something different if I recall correctly
Is gibsontranny just posting celebrities in general now or is celebrity spamming becoming a thing?
Lmao who the fuck is that? Looks like my granddad.
She can't play mate, it's just for show.
when your name is paul you're fucking up by not playing a paul, just saying
also anyone ITT with a name starting with T, get one of these
Funniest part is that chinkplank you bought is to these guitars what you are to an anime girl.
A cheep imitation that only a desperate weeb would go for.
Mark, I know you're a great guitarist, but what the fuck is that knock off? Didn't /gg/ tell you about the importance of playing authentic? Only a Gibson is good enough. Even anime girls know it.
my last name is edwards and i hate those nip guitars so this method doesn't work for me
Spam spam spam.
>tfw named Ted
yeah no thanks, I don't care if it's Japan's best, it looks like sayo's guitar and i hate roselia
>tfw Gibson is so good you ordered three to match
Why would a touring guitarist do this? Didn't he know /gg/ said Gibson made bad guitars?
>fender
learn to read clairofren thats a squier, a doodoo ´tar.
Roselia might be Extra Shit Poopoo, but Argonavis is good enough.
a gibbie is way too good for this macaco clone.
>memeing about tools when the trade is what's important
here's to all you motherfuckers that live through life and at the end of the day love actually playing guitar. I don't mind the memes but if someone actually has a better life because they love music, even if they suck, then that warms my goddamn heart. Music has gotten me through some dark times, and I think a lot of us have already made it. Fuck all these 'idols' people post.
Based.
Mr. Gates, we're going to have to start calling you Synyster Gaytes if you don't wise up. The guitar experts at /gg/ told me that only a Gibson was good enough, so I'm afraid that unless you put down that schecter you'll never make it. People will never consider you one of the best rock guitarists if you're playing a shitplank like that instead of an authentic all-mahogany lester.
k, enjoy playing in your condor sammy.
Idiot it's not about enjoying things it's about spending as much money as you can on entry level crap so that you have all the same logos on your bedroom rig as the famous guy on the stage. That way you know your bedroom rendition of smoke on the water sounds best.
cope
If you're making posts like this, you already care too much.
/gg/ approved rig
gibson les paul standard (you can't afford custom shop ;_;)
marshall JCM900, used with pube baked onto rectifier tube
ratty 4x12 cab found in a dumpster, missing one speaker
behringer pedalboard
end result: DUDE YOU GOT A GIBSON AND A MARSHALL!
>guitar legends
>litterally who's
You can certainly see the difference, especially in their choice of guitar.
>he doesn't buy into the le epig irony meme where nobody on 4chins(tm) can actually have an opinion or say anything positive
I do care a lot about people, even if they're autistic faggots. I come here because it's a fucking trainwreck and it's funny. I just wanted to remind everyone that if you're behind a guitar then you're in one of the best places on earth.
Dilate
Nobody knows who any of those faggots are because guitar is dead and irrelevant in pop culture
This thread was a dumpster fire after 3 posts there's no saving it now.
>hear about this player named Duane Allman
>everyone says he's a gifted player
>oh cool.. let me look him up
>hmmmm.. what's he playing there
>squint my eyes and look closer
>no... it can't be!
>...IT IS!
Gibson™ Les Paul Standard
sneed
Literally fucking who
Some old fart
When's the next polyphia album?
>Hear about a pedo tranny autisticly screeching in a general thread
>Look him up
>Squint my eyes and look closer
>no it can't be
>IT IS
Gibsontranny
I think he had a song on one of the Guitar Hero games once
fucken this, why are we not polyphiaposting anymore
We need to get back to our roots
So, who is this Samuel character around here?
He shouldn't transition, he should stay a twink
He was the class clown until gibsontranny had a massive autism attack.
>sells strat at auction
>buys vintage Les Paul to replace it with
....DAVE! You obviously didn't even ASK /gg/ before you fucked up so badly!
WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU THINKING?!?
He's a sambomaster from Brasil, he retreated into the favela voluntarily and without interference from foreign countries to lead a peaceful life of poverty.
He did this to be able to focus on the essence of guitar and life, and finally become one and only with the kaka and master artfully any and all forms of kaka.
Dilate
>he can't make any guitar sound good
So i started learning guitar on the cheapest electric i found 2 months ago and i really like playing but not the guitar
Now i want a guitar that feels nice
Ive been thinking about a telecaster ,opinions?
Holy shit, is that dude 80?
Yeah, no thanks, I don't want some grandpa guitar.
LMAO someone plz make an encyclopedia dramatica article on him and use this as the intro paragraph
What is the second most likely guitar for a legendary cisgendered guitarist to own behind a Gibson Les Paul?
try out a japanese-made ibanez
or ESP if you're a hipster/want to fuck some girl from bang dream
...d a m m i t Randy! Is that a Les Paul you're playing? YOU STUPID SHIT!
I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD NOW!!!
Ill look into esps thanks mate
What's uncomfortable about your old guitar. Some people don't like how blockey and square the edges on a tele body is.
A vinteage strat
It juat feels cheap, its a fake strat and when i tried playing an original fender it felt much nicer despite looking the same( to me)
Ive also been thinking about some scheter guitars in the 300$~
Pure poetry
reminder that /gg/ only likes ESP because of this chick like they only like gibson because of that K-On show
if an anime comes out with ibanez in it, JEMs will be shilled here like none other
No, that's my current lineup.
I like ESP because of Sayo
You own a Dean, trachefag?
Even a genuine tele might be uncomfortable on your right arm if you rest it the way you would on a strat. Best thing to do is play around on a few different guitars in your price range and figure which one you like the feel and sound of the most.
Did someone say ESP?
I owned a heritage cherry Gibson LP Standard long before K-ON's manga was even released, son.
>son
Get off the internet, dad.
>He thinks surgery will make him a japanese schoolgirl
>He thinks his chink plank is a real les paul
He has severe brain-damage from lack of oxygen, of course he owns a Dean.
Wrong. I like Gibson because of Ran.
Didn't really think they'd be his cup of tea. Plus they're shite, of course.
You're that guy from the crying game?
>LTD
vomit
bassed
Samuel is a sambomaster from Brasil, he retreated into the favela voluntarily and without interference from foreign countries to lead a peaceful life of poverty.
He did this to be able to focus on the essence of guitar and life, and finally become one and only with the kaka and master artfully any and all forms of kaka.
Yes. I've owned several.
He drinks his tea through a hole in his neck, taste went out the window a long time ago.
>its a grandpa guitar
>its a boomer guitar
>my Dean is just as good
>my LTD is just as good
>they just want to be an anime girl
Ill make sure to try a bunch out
Maybe ill just buy some 2nd hand tele and fuck eith it
ain't it a gas
Imagine buying an LTD when ESP Standards are only a thousand dollars more
Add this to the OP
The biggest joke is buying a brand new made in mexico fender when the american ones are a couple hundred more.
Yea I really don't understand that. The entry level Jap made ones are really good
I don't have a hole in my neck. Listening go out the window a long time ago?
>only a thousand dollars more
>t.
Rolling for this
Then why do you still sip your tea through it?
Dilate
Roll
A quality guitar lasts over a lifetime. Paying an extra thousand for something you can take to the fucking grave is nothing. You will never have to spend that money again. Once you have that guitar you have it for the rest of of your life and will be able to pass it on to your kids.
Or you can buy some cheap shit so the frets will fall out in 10 years.
Rollerino
>Paying an extra thousand
>t.
How can I?
C'mown dubs!!!
You tell me.
Do you not have a job?
I make over a thousand in a week. That's a 60k a year job, not exactly upper class. There are four weeks in a month and I only need two weeks pay to take care of all the bills.
Power roll
Most mid range guitars upwards will last if you look after them and don't flail them around like an enraged baboon.
>I make over a thousand in a week
>t.
Rolling for a genuine cause
I obviously can't
roll
Roll and troll
if i get dubs it's gonna be a clairo thread
Oh no, $1k out of over $60,000. Money down the toilet.
My mortgage payment costs more than most guitars and I normally pay extra on it anyways. Buying a guitar once in your life is not going to put you on food stamps.
You obviously can't what?
Winrar!
It will once you start to skip work to shitpost about adequacy and dress up like K-on characters.
>$1k out of over $60,000
>*flush*
Fuck your mom anymore, after her sex change and all.
Sambo can't stand someone spends as much as he makes in over 3 months in a single day
Shouldn't you be posting stock images of empty wallets?
Do you have any idea how little money that is in the real world?
And I live in what the majority of the US is - what debt-ridden californians barely making rent on their six figure incomes call "flyover country" so everything is cheap for me.
And?
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new thread
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uh oh THREAD WAR
so /gg/ which yui thread are you going to post in?
looks like we've got one vote for the traditional yiu thread!
guess I'm done with you semen slurping retards
try not to drown in your cereal tomorrow
Three votes! this isn't looking good for the fuck sambo/jakka jan thread!
you are waifu is ded
one will live and one will die! so suspenseful!
mines still alive lole
nice
one more vote! this is getting serious!
This black haired chick is way better looking than Yui. Just saying, Yui looks like she has downs, and cherry burst les pauls are overdone.
Dumbass
Lol this bitch dead
Bought a Tele like 2 weeks ago, didn’t ever think I’d go for fender and especially Tele. absolutely love it after years of loving sg style guitars.
Go to a store and try everything you can afford
*gasp* jakka jan's already on page 4!
two more votes for the traditional yui thread!
and two more!
I will man i wont be a shy boy
What are you playing on your tele? Do you recommend any pedals?