Why can't Americans into techno?

why can't Americans into techno?

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not enough sick bass drops

Techno is just EDM without any balls.

its a hipster thing here for some reason

they aren't gay enough LMAO

Detroit Techno scene is cult

Because hip hop is much better.

It's called detroit techno

I mean have you heard pop music lately, it’s intertwined with shitty edm and no one listens to it except gay people

Techno was popular In the 2000's
Remember back when Kesha Lady Gaga and that one European girl that made Bad boy/Everytime we touch were the most popular songs among teenage girls?

Swimming Jeans

And the relevance to techno is....?

>kesha
>lady gaga
dude what
youtube.com/watch?v=H6lRFiT2Cmk

were used to niggers and their deeply syncopated rhythms

>blocks your path

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post tunes
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retard
>edm
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retard

>itt: techno = all electronic music
spotted the american zoomers

seriously wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=n3WcBKMPMZw

the vast majority of americans have no understanding of techno because subtlety is fundamentally un-american and boring to them

Americans are notoriously stupid when it comes to any form of club music.

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you have no clue what techno is you fucking retarded mutts

>crazy frog that low

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Also, the only good techno music comes from Japan by artists like Ken Ishii, Nujabes and Susumu Hirasawa (and by extension P-Model, especially in their last 5 years as a band between 1994-1999)

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>american and a weeb

lol

>nujabes
Ok, this whole thread is next level bait

Because of faggots like this

Bleeps are trash.

I like Drip-133's techno stuff, what there is of it. Detroit has a scene i believe but im no expert.

Detroit & Dub Techno > Minimal Techno > Who Cares

Techno music, like most electronic music, is mindless trash built on boring repetition and shitty synthesizers. House is the only worthwhile EDM genre

Dub techno best techno
m.youtube.com/watch?v=e-B96EvUB9Q

I like it but can't get into it
Where do I look for "tracks"?

>Be European
>Have shit taste
>Brag about said shit taste and pretend your respective countries are anything but vassal states for the United States and their culture

Is this what it's like to be proud to be a cuck?

Sell all your guitars and rock albums
Buy synths and drum machines
Get a DAW and start making beats
Learn to DJ
Make a soundcloud
Go clubbing in Europe
Browse /bleep/
Stop worshiping Aphex Twin, Autechre, Burial and basic Yea Forumscore "electronic" artists
Start listening to real club music
Learn about club culture and club music history
Stop spoonfeeding newcomers
Bookmark Resident Advisor, Discogs, /bleep/

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Shut up burger

>that thread

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>Brag about said shit taste and pretend your respective countries are anything but vassal states for the United States and their culture

this ain't it chief

It was literally invented in Detroit you absolute tardcake.

Which makes it even more embarrassing.

>stop worshipping Burial

No

Cause we're not fucking gay.

That has been the case since the WW2 and the Lend-Lease Act was passed. Don't pretend otherwise, you delusional Euro (unless you're part of a nation in the Russo-sphere, in which case you would have a point). It's pretty much known that the US was the reason the Allies were able to deliver such a decisive victory to the Axis powers and prevent Western Europe from becoming Soviet territory.

That's house

based and bevanpilled

what the hell is going on in this thread

we need flags up