Have you listened to his 9s yet?

Have you listened to his 9s yet?

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Go back to making pizzas you fat greasy Italian FUCK!!!

bro chill!

I WILL EAT YOUR GAL BLADDER

based Scaruffi, the original GOAT

i once emailed scaruffi and asked him why he'd never given an album a 10. i didn't expect a response but he replied surprisingly fast. he said that no album is a 10. i emailed him back saying, basically, then why have it? if no album is a 10, and trout mask replica is the best, then why not have trout mask replica be a 10 instead of a 9.5 and have that be the gold standard? this time he didn't get back to me right away. after a few weeks, i didn't think i'd ever get a response. finally he got back to me. he said: trout mask replica is a 9.5.

So he's basically the dude from spinal tap with the amps

it wouldn't make sense to have a 10 when he only has three 9.5s but forty 9s

So, he didn’t give TMR a 10 because not even his favorite rock album deserves it? Pretty based.

I've only listened to Loveless, The Doors S/t and TVU&N

This is the same retarded logic as teachers who never give 100%'s. If you want to know their actual ratings for shit, just make their highest score the cap of the scale and then divide the rest by that. So for instance if he gives everything perfect a 9.5, then an 8 of his would would actually be an 8.5 and a 5 of his would be a 5.2 and so on.

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10 is perfect. nothing is perfect. it's used to compare.

Retard. read There can be subjective 10/10's. If not, then what the FUCK is the point of writing a review in the first place?

retard poopy head

How autistic do you have to be that you can't even bring yourself to say that your favorite album of all time is perfect? What miniscule change could be made to the album to give it that extra .5 and make it the perfect listening experience?

All of them except
>The Good Son
>Blonde on Blonde
>Slow Deep & Hard
>Diamanda Galas
>Songs from the Hill
>mu
>Saxophone Improvisations Series F

Yes
A lot of them were surprisingly good but several of them were surprisingly awful (I'm looking at you, Diamanda Galas)

Listen to Slow, Deep & Hard right now

also "mu" is really good

The Good Son is nice but I prefer From Her To Eternity (he have it 8.5)

only a pleb hasn't, I've heard all his 8s too

t. amerishit

Has Scaruffi listened to my 9s yet?

Absolutely based

what are they?

It can be his favorite album and he still might not consider it a 10