ITT : Write lyrics Varg would have written if he was a Rapper

damn right I shot my homie in his head
damn right I got black thotties in my bed
new homies came and bailed me out the click
new message on my phone, looks like your trick

Norse gang, Norse gang, Norse gang, Norse gang

>conservative like Reagan
>burns Churches

You know Varg didn't actually want to kill him.

Nice

>Conservative like Reagan

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I knew people were going to respond with stuffs like that but I needed to rhyme something with pagan.

Varg is definitely not like Reagan, or the kind of conservative that is like Reagan, but he promotes social conservatism, just not in the same way.

Thanks

He's right though. I think Varg is a good father for kids that age, they probably have a lot of fun and love in their life. But that will change once they enter puberty. They won't like having to live in such a small confined space. There's a chance that at least one of them will leave home to live a normal life with social media and whatnot, you know what I mean.

And the ultimate rebellion against Varg as your father is having a black or brown boyfriend.

An Ethiopian Jew would be hilarious.

Ethiopians are honorary Aryans.

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Euronymous planned to kill Varg, it was proactive self-defense.

Someone told him that he heard that Oystein was planning to feed him to a moose.

Varg then drove 2500km at night to Oslo and stabbed Oystein a trillion times in the back.

This, contrary to the belief of the man living in the forests of Gascogne, is NOT self defense. I hate to say it, but if you believe otherwise, you are very, very stupid.

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You know what proactive mean?

There's no such thing as proactive self defense retard. That would be assault or murder.

He got him before he could feed him to a moose. Very well. Keep on believing Varg's delusions.

What else?

>What else?

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So you have no answer other than a meme?

My answer is laughter. Even most Vargfags I've talked to on here acknowledge that he produced a loooot of retarded theories besides the ones they like.

>escape his oppression
>any educational decision that differs from the norm is oppression

Fuck off drone

>nothing is oppression

Fuck off idiot. Varg's form of education isn't just "differing from the norm", it's very clearly oppressive. Or very clearly set out to be. As long as his children are small enough to not touch the borders of their very small confined space of allowed lifestyle everything is fine of course, but give it a few years.

>Dad, I want a phone
>Dad, I wanna play with Aisha
>Dad, I wanna go to a friend's for a playdate
>Dad, I wanna have friends
>Dad, I wanna know things about music, television or toys, I want to know what everyone is talking about
>Dad, I want normal clothes
>Dad, I want to be normal
>Dad, I want to be a bit more normal

Yeah I'm sure Varg will handle those situations very un-oppressive.

>setting boundaries and limits according to your own value system is oppression

The absolute state of First World education, fucking hell am I glad I live in a shithole

>I'm not oppressive, what are you talking about. I just want you to do and think what I want.

You're fucking retarded.

I'm glad you live in a shithole too, user.
You should stay there btw

Yeah because they're his own children you retard. And if that's "oppression" then so be it.

Don't worry, I don't plan on leaving to your First World faggot, commie, muslim and nigger infested "paradises" anytime soon

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Phew, thank god

the fact that you don't seem to have a constant stance but instead just blabber whatever seems to be the most positive at the moment about varg, and that you also seem to think in cliches you've read on american anime image boards, shows that you're no older than 16

so do what your parents want you to and stop fapping to trannies, get off the internet and study for school. you're their own child after all.

only a third world nigger would think like this, so it really clicked when you said you are a third world nigger

>it's not oppression
>ok it's oppression but who cares
kill yourself

Pull up with the ships to yo crib and kick the door in
We summon devils to kill you peasants and eat your intestines
We're sickening, ice cold blood run down the drain
Leaves a death stain full of souls and spilled brains
The clouds rain, the hills upon your cursed face
Fuck you and fuck your ancestry, we're the only greats, nigga

Let them in their ignorance. Liberalism will doom the West.

Varg and drain gang colllab when

Fuck off 2016fag

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>I just want you to do and think what I want.
There is something wrong with that? Why do you want to impose an educational model on him when he has other values and ideas for his kids? You are the one who is being oppressive because you want to impose your vision of education on others. Fuck off

Fuck off with being "normal". If everyone is doing something that is bad, you are going to do what they do just to fit in society?

If Varg doesn't want to let his kids have a phone, maybe that's because they are too young, maybe that's because Varg values a more traditional living, maybe he doesn't like the influence a phone can have on a kid

I see idiots giving iPads to kids no younger than 7 years old and shit and they think it's "normal" that those kids lose the ability to socialize with their surrounding to instead get supplied in dopamine by a screen... It's sad.

Anyway, Varg is a luddist and he does what the fuck he wants when it comes to how he wants to educate his kids. WHO THE FUCK are you to give him instructions? The mother? Why do you want to impose your values on others?

There's a few shades of grey between living as a tribe in a forest and giving your 4 year old an i-pad you know.

Seriously, how old are you? 14?

Define oppression, because it doesn't mean "educating your kids in a way not conventional in the West".

It starts with "stop being oppressive! let the kids have a life! let them watch the TV for hours and be influenced by violence and degeneracy", and finish with "let the kids have sex with each others! Let them cut their genitals and become trannies! let them listen to Chief Keef's song about killing opps! let them breath goddamnit!!! stop being oppressive you reactionary idiot!"

No point in talking to you, you just read some buzzword and start spilling your shit.

And I already did, just read the thread.

Just write some fucking lyrics, faggots. Do we have to have the same arguments every single time Varg's face is posted?

Yes. I'm banned on Yea Forums but I want to shitpost about Varg and call others retarded for thinking differently. This thread is perfect.

But go on and write some lyrics, I won't read them, no worries.

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>There's a few shades of grey between living as a tribe in a forest and giving your 4 year old an i-pad you know.
"living as a tribe in a forest" is just a way of living. There is nothing wrong with it. The only thing wrong is your arrogance and snobbery towards this lifestyle, as well as ignorance that is reflected even in your stupid, stereotypical phrasing. "as a tribe" Fuck off. You don't even understand the words you use, you just paint a superficial picture of things you don't understand

This guy is someone else.

>as a tribe
>stereotypical phrasing

Nigga that's literally what he is doing. Living as a tribe. Did you even watch his videos? I fucking hate the guy, do I have to tell you what he was regularly talking about?

holy kek

>Yea Forums
This idiot comes from the most retarded blue board on this website? Can't say I'm surprised.

Go shitpost somewhere else.

no.

watcha gonna do now, huh? huh?

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Heard a fake ass nigga wanted to electroshock me, torture me
So I started to drive, from Bergen to Oslo, mane
Pedal to the metal, I'm bout to put this metal in his abdomen

it was self-defense.

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Hardcore

chilling in the fjord with ma hommies
slinging sigils in peace till' the pope rings
he be building spires as though its legit

now you got me clicking ma gat at ya vigils,
gold n trinkets we gonna seize it
me n' thor turning ya servants to gore

felling fiddy trees for your cross,
my axe gonna get you falling like lucifer
but heaven is earth. you gon' feed it

Varg knows how to do it

dreads are degenerated.

Nice meme faggot

We niggas true black, burn shit, we're ominous
try to fight back and you'll end up like Euronymous

>Oslo, mane
>abdomen
nice rhyme

Should have "put this lethal", to avoid repeating metal

2/5

We here omonymous would rhyme more with Euronymous?

3/5

Good wordplay on lucifer
3/5

Could be a Three 6 Mafia song.
5/5

1/5
Also, he didn't shot him, he stabbed him

Obvious try hard
1.5/5

>WAKE UP IN THE MORNING I GOT MURDER ON MY MIND

Thank you for the 5/5 good sir

I THRUST LIKE IM ONA BITCH YUH
LIKE HOW I STABBED EURONYMOUS YUH
IM ON THAT GANG SHIT
WE WUZ VIKANGZ AND SHIT

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Oslo! How low can you go?
Death row? Not in Norway, bro.
It was self defence y'know
That half-sami woulda run me through with a shit covered dildo.

[blastbeatboxing break]

Now in the land of France
My seven children wear no pants
Round the forest they do prance,
Seen my bitch by any chance?