How is he so based bros?

How is he so based bros?

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he's just a contrarian shitlord

I've only seen some of his post-rock vid but I turned it off because I didn't understand wtf his taste was
>hates godspeed
>hates tortoise
ok fine, godspeed sure, tortoise is a lot better but alright you don't have to like them
>praises explosions in the sky in the same video
????

his anglophilia is unbearably cringe
t.anglo

didn't mean to quote

>Wow, you kids think NMH is good? Lol you guys should totally listen to The Shit Rams from Providence. Now that was a band! I literally have everything that they ever put on CD, cassette, and vinyl. Sure, their music was forgettable and sold like shit but I was at their shows and it makes me look knowledgeable to know about them. I love eating up 90's/80's alt-rock bullshit. I also used to get shit drunk and embarrass myself in public. Yeah, those were the days. I love smelling farts btw.

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>makes youtube channel
>puts out a couple of videos
>proceeds do delete everything again
the fuck is his problem?

Chris a cute.

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>gets fired from p4k
>immediately becomes bitter contrarian with some of the most shallow "criticism" imaginable
yawn

fat fuck but has great hair

yep. anyone who takes this clown seriously has brain problems

this is the most surface level understanding of chris ott ive ever seen.

you're in the TMR thread too, aren't you

He isn't, he's just an edgy guy with shitty opinions. His music stories are kinda entertaining and you can discover some music by watching his videos, but that's about it
yeah this

he looks to me like he most likely smells really bad

his video about being scammed by afx made me laugh hard

Anyone that thinks his opinion should be taken or rejected as objective fact is missing the point. What I enjoy is his particular perspective, stories and shit talking.

this, i don't agree with most his opinions but i fucking love hearing him talk about shit

he's a music reviewer that actually tried making music and isn't complete shit at it.
lmao tripfags calling a guy with a giant house, a wife and kids, that works in finance "edgy"

can an expert on the Ott Cycle tell me when he's going to be back? it feels like it should be soon

is he back on twitter? that's generally a good indication

he has an email list that he occasionally puts stuff out on. he wrote a big post about riot grrl but it's entirely possible it was a repost of something old he did

>he’s a music reviewer that actually tried making music and isn't complete shit at it
Hmm doesn’t sound quite right
>he’s a musician who wasn’t complete shit but wasn’t good enough to make it so he became a music reviewer
Here ftfy