I'll start
*deletes Chocolate Girl*
I'll start
*deletes Chocolate Girl*
WTF that's the second best song
delet providence
Now its perfect
*shortens my old man by about a minute*
Already a 10/10 album but now it’s a 11
I know you’re just posting an obviously wrong and contrarian opinion to solicit copious (You)s in an attempt to replicate the feeling of having friends but still, eat my ass.
*ITT: You turn shit albums into 10/10s by adding a 1
providence is a true pleb filter
King Crimson fags like to pride themselves on their intelligence and *liking the only true Progressive prog band* yet shit themselves when an 8 minute improvisation pops up
pic related, delete Cactus
*deletes Volcano*
yes I know i’m a pleb but the reversing drum pattern is annoying.
that's an easy one:
take out "It ain't easy" and put in "all the young dudes".
u know you wanna
Add Title Track as opener.
Cut 75% of the stupid ambient and earrape sounds.
11/10
*deletes Turd On The Run*
WTF that's the best song
Prove It
Its objectively bad it kills the mood of the songs just like electioneering did in ok computer, its just off
Plus is fucking bad and it goes to nowhere
Delete Rock 'n' Roll with Me. then Diamond Dogs is pretty much 8 or 9 at worst
this.
Best post on Yea Forums right now tbqh.
If that's what you don't like about SFTB instead of the many other problems, you don't deserve your Yea Forums card
what would you say are the other problems? for the record, I hated listening to this album but couldn't process why
>Removes Candy Store Rock
Worst post I've read this entire month
Chocolate Girl is probably their single greatest song
>replaces Doctor Faggot and George's sandnigger bullshit with Rain and Paperback Writer
Its at least an 8/10 now.
Really bad post
*deletes Hate Paste*
How is it a 10 if you want to shorten it? If it was perfect, you wouldn't want to.
*deletes I Need Somebody*
Yep. The perfect rock album
No. It's Stop Beaking Down
Fuck off. It's a perfect album
But this isn't even a 7/10 album
>being this pleb
I'd replace Good Day Sunshine for Paperback Writer and delete Yellow Submarine
do i get to keep my Yea Forums card if i think sftb is perfect in every way
no.
Volcano is such a great "...wtf" moment on the record tho
nigga you dumb
>Delete Kid A , add Pyramid Song
>Remove When Im 64, Good Morning, Lovely Rita, add I am The Walrus, Penny Lane, and Strawberry Fields
>Penny Lane over Lovely Rita
yeah fuck off
>Deletes a guitar and a heart
Perfect
lol
Nope. Although I'll accept trading it for The Talking Drum.
Definitely nope. I'd cut both Red Velvet tracks and maybe Animus and How They Suffer though.
Yeah, pretty much.
I can get behind this. I think Like Spinning Plates would fit nicely on Kid A too somewhere.
I like Good Morning, but I can't deny that track listing would be top tier.
>deletes I Love a Magician
Ah, perfect
no
>Animus and How They Suffer
literally some of the best tracks pleb
Fuck it guys, I’m going to rearrange an entire album to make it perfect~
SIDE A
1. Don’t Go Near the Water
2. Long Promised Road
3. A Day In the Life Of A Tree
4. Disney Girls (1957)
5. (Wouldn’t It Be Nice To) Live Again
SIDE B
6. Surf’s Up
7. Feel Flows
8. Lookin’ At Tomorrow (A Welfare Song)
9. 4th Of July
10. ‘Til I Die
Added Dennis’ songs from the era and deleted the two worst tracks “Take Care of Your Feet” (just meh) and “Student Demonstration Time” (fuck you Mike) and the rest is just rearranged
What the fuck? Why? That drumming in the last minute is orgasmic.
Why not delete the unnecessary and ear-shattering Everybody Whistling?
based
please post a selfie, I want to know how do someone who hates Chocolate Girl looks like
I got an easy one
*deletes house of cards*
*adds go slowly*
Sam???
*Deletes everything but Spirits they’re gone and Untitled track
Imagine wanting a Yea Forumscard. I genuinely enjoy material that is "accepted" by this board, but I couldn't imagine building my taste around it after having discovered that it isn't going to click.
*switches the studio version of Out of It with the '17 single*
Delete 21st schizo man.
It's not bait, I skip the song every album listen.
>remove side b
>remove side c
pic related but also shorten Just Abandoned Myself to the Japanese version
>sandnigger bullshit
get back to your containment board
>>>
>remove side you
Wow, THIS is fucking based. High quality post.
Chocolate Girl is the best song on the album, get your ears and brain checked you piece of shit.
>Disliking Sloop John B
Thanks, I didn't even had to type it.
i do agree with adding dennis songs back in but i would switch around the sequencing of the tracks, i think the original sequencing is based and works perfectly (especially with the last three being day in the life of a tree, til i die, surf's up)
surf's up is the perfect closer
Push Th' Little Daisies
based
that song is weak
no idea why its so popular
jesus christ
That song is good but overrated. Mourning glory should have been the chart topper
Revolver is so short you can just add in Rain and Paperback Writer to make a 40 minute album
Wow, being this retarded
Disgusting language, get away from here
Remove "A Dream that cannot be" album is god tier without that song.
Adding Pyramid Song, sure. But deleting Kid A? Instead of Optimistic or even Morning Bell?
Real answer is deleting second half of Moonchild. Now, it's 10.5/10 album
>any weezer album
>delete everything
Pinkerton is unironically better than your favorite album.
favorite album off all time
I can see that change, but I would prefer Last flowers
Pinkerton is boring musically. Take away the lyrics and you have a forgettable altrock album. Even with the lyrics it is trash. Not a single half decent riff on that shit heap
you forgot to also delete Shine A Light and Soul Survivor
listen to the alternative version of candidate, its very good and a completely different song
get rid of rebel rebel while you're at it
it should've been a single, it feels so simple and out of place after the beautiful suite
close but swap side b with peking o.
they're not even bad songs but they're not really on par
the least offensive track to the normies.
got em
>Identifying retardation
>deletes heresy
Perfection.
Wtf? You are invited is by far the worst song. It makes bowling for soup sound like free jazz
fuck you for not liking Morning Bell
>add Sappy
>add Moist Vagina
>add I Hate Myself & Want To Die
t. christcuck
oh no no no no
*deletes Operation Lifesaver*
fuck you
>deletes entire album
based
Good picks, some of my favorite Nirvana b-sides.
*deletes the last 6 minutes of European Son*
For me it's delete Faust Arp and add Go Slowly
how is moist vagina good?
how is kurt screaming ‘marijuana’ 50 yikes good?
>telling people to go back to /pol/ because they said nigger
get back to your containment website >>>/reddit/
awful take lmao
moist vagina is great
it isn't a super serious song or anything, user, but kurt's voice sounds unique and interesting on it and it's kinda funny
i like that song quite a bit
>deletes rising sun
>deletes exchange but keeps the instrumental version
european son and black angel's death song both probably should've been on white light/white heat instead of nico
and then put here she comes now from white light/white heat on to nico
>removes riot van
needs more changes than that
providence is better than starless pleb
First off wtf how could anyone not like faust arp I love faust arp and I've never got the dislike
Same with house of cards
I cant pick a song to kick off the album. Just add laat flowers in there and 4 minute warning. Videotape at the beginnig.
>Removes D'yer Mak'er
>Replaces it with Black Country Woman
perfect
no
>deletes long distance drunk
Based
That’s the best song bitch
Fuck off
That’s the best song next to what do you want me to say
What the fuck is wrong with you?
you are the only person who has ever had this opinion
>deletes long season
>replaces it with Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
ahh, now it's perfect
peking o is one of the best can tracks
Keep Holocaust, Nightime and Kangaroo Roo
Add Lovely Day Demo, Femme Fatale Demo, Downs Demo, Take Care Demo and the Alt version of For You
Add the Fry “rough mix” of Blue Moon and Big Black Car Demo #3, Take 2
Perfection
*removes A Love Like Sunset Pt. I & II*
what in the everliving fuck are you talking about?
Based
embarrassing
*deletes All I Need*
are you being sarcastic
>removes The Secret Life of Arabia
much better
>deletes whole album
>Removes Within You Without You
Ahhhhh, perfection.
Keep all the tracks and add Cat Food after ITTTW
when you sleep and i only said
Terrible take. Just move it to the A side
that's what I was thinking but I don't know where it would fit on the first side. but as it is it sounds so out of place after the ambient pieces
bad take
remove flying high
>remove Honey Pie
>replace Revolution 1 with single version
we’re not touching Revolution 9
>deletes miss fortune
perfect
>removes everything after X.Y.U.
And now we've also got a great closer.
*deletes frontier psychiatrist*
Fuck off
Blue album>>>>>>>>scaruffi top 10>>>>>>>>>>your top 10 albums
Delete Frankie Sinatra. What a terrible choice for a first single, should've been Sunshine.
>add Beans
now it's a 10/10
new track list for Nevermind (anything on the original album but now removed is now a B-side)
>Smells Like Teen Spirit
>In Bloom
>Come As You Are
>Breed
>Sliver
>Lithium
>Polly
>Dive
>Drain You
>Lounge Act
>Stay Away
>Aneurysm (Incesticide version)
>Something in the Way
>Endless, Nameless
also maybe add been a son somewhere in there
perhaps been a son instead of stay away???
Take out around the last 20 minutes, they always feel a bit like filler, everything up to Lateralus is amazing tho
Remove the final track: See it on your side.
Otherwise, this album is a masterpiece
They only have 4 albums you can fuck off with removing any of it got it bud?
>Remove Pennyroyal Tea entirely, or replace it with a hypothetical studio version of the demo version which is infinitely better.
>Possibly remove Francis Farmer
>Add Sappy, add Verse Chorus Verse
Masterpiece
I do what I want bud
Volcano is literally the second or third best song on the album and I was always disappointed that they never did an EP or album based on it.
nigga there are a lot more problems than just that.
For one thing delete Loving Cup and use the superior alternate take instead.
*guy picciotto does all lead vocals*
10/10
fair
You should also have the album just end with with the powerful1984 fading out instead of the lame disco psych outro that is Chant of the Ever Circling Skeletal Family.
replace Motion Picture Soundtrack with Pyramid Song and add Packt Like Sardines on the album, that way Amnesiac doesn't even need to exist
Bad take, though I would instead add I'm Only Sleeping, Dr. Robert, And Your Bird Can Sing, (for Americans) and delete yellow submarine.
fun fact: Fripp himself deleted Moonchild off the album on a CD rerelease because it was filler. And guess what the album is way better off without it.
>deletes decatur psalm
>deletes extraterrestrial
>deletes the second elevators
woah it's the best hip hop album of all time
forgot to add pic related
Decent takes
100% great take
>Possibly remove Francis Farmer
You're gonna have to possibly remove my foot from your ass, numbnuts.
>pic related
Replace the album version of Tainted Love with the full version that directly goes into Where Did Our Love Go?
Replace Youth with Memorabilia
the only changes that In Utero needs are replacing the songs with the original Albini versions.
Literally cut your tongue out you geek that is the best song on the album and of the band's career.
truth
i like this user's changes better:
the albini version of heart-shaped box is shit
Yeah let's just ruin the progression of the album and make it have 2 openers...
Literally fuck you, the Albini version is infinitely superior for the vocals alone. Producers forcing the multi tracked fake chorus vocals ruined so many In Utero songs that would have been beautiful otherwise. Cobain's voice deserved better than being overridden with shoddy effects.
Not even. Tired of Sex has a super hooky riff that kicks ass and Getchoo has my favorite distortion effects ever.
i like most of the scott litt mixes better personally. the only one that sounds like shit is the pennyroyal single version
>Producers forcing the multi tracked fake chorus vocals ruined so many In Utero songs that would have been beautiful otherwise
seriously. Compare THIS
youtube.com
to THIS
youtube.com
Listen to how much better his voice sounds when they don't compress it to shit and add that reverb.
So, like only two songs?
>Producers forcing the multi tracked fake chorus vocals ruined so many In Utero songs
Confirmed for retard
No btw
the albini mix is okay, but i like the scott litt mix more, i think.
but verse chorus verse is from the nevermind sessions, not the in utero sessions.
The Albini mix sounds a bit lacking what the song deserves. The production doesn't fit the song.
It was recorded during both sessions.
it's also unfinished!
This is amazing.
Removing Aumgn would go a long way
do you mean sappy?
i thought you meant verse chorus verse as in this:
youtube.com
Oh I see. Sappy was later retitled as Verse Chorus Verse, hence the confusion.
Verse Chorus Verse AND Sappy was recorded during the Nevermind sessions. Additionally, the officially released version of Sappy (now titled Verse Chorus Verse) was a new version recorded during the In Utero Sessions.
There were also two more early versions of Sappy, recorded with jack Endino and later during the Sheep Sessions
>deleting tool's best song
lmao
new track list for Bleach (anything on the original album but now removed is now a B-side):
>Blew
>Floyd the Barber
>Spank Thru
>About a Girl
>School
>Love Buzz
>Blandest
>Paper Cuts
>Negative Creep
>Scoff
>Swap Meet
>Mr. Moustache
>If You Must
yeah, i've heard the alternate versions of sappy.
it's sad they never did anything with the other verse chorus verse; that song could've been pretty good, i think.
Eh, it's OK.
There's a better studio version out there than the WTLO studio version
also maybe add beans as a hidden track
iirc, i think that is something kurt cobain actually wanted to do for bleach
link to this other studio version?
i don't mind skeletal family, it's short, and that loop at the end is one of his most underrated moments though that just might be my autism
the only problem i have with it is there's a fucking high pitched frequency that reminds me of my tinnitus in the first ten seconds of the track
Bleach singles:
>Love Buzz
>About a Girl
>School
Nevermind singles:
>Sliver
>Smells Like Teen Spirit
>Come As You Are
>Aneurysm
>Lithium
>In Bloom
In Utero singles:
>Heart-Shaped Box
>Rape Me
>All Apologies
>Dumb
>Sappy
also have drain you as a single for nevermind
10/10 albums aren't necessarily perfect
not only is this post, dare I say, based and redpilled, but you also got DUBS!!
Incredible, I tip my hat to you gentlesir
Can't seem to find it. the length is 3:24, as opposed to the 3:19 version
it doesn't fit into the rest of the album. Stop stanning the most dreary uninteresting songs on albums as "pleb filters" you contrarian ass
thats the best song wtf
no.
That song is unbelievably corny
No, YOU'RE unbelievably corny. Queer.
based
Never listened to this album, is it any good?
>>Blandest
(exchange) is disposable but risingson is fucking great, what are you on about
no
Thought so.
Fucking this
Bad taste
>w-wtf why do the pumpkins do sad soft music i just want mad yelling :(
That album had their best closer period
I bet you think Take me Down wasn't a good end to the first half
no, vampires is the only song i may consider removing to a perfect album.
based
>The Talking Drum
filtered
>deletes pulk/pull revolving doors
Now this is a 10/10.
You just posted cringe bro haha
Very epic good sir!
You suck man.
>removing when I’m 64
Go ahead and commit seppuku
terrible
I'd cut Trucker's Atlas in half and just let it be instrumental
Replace Untilted with Oh Sister. Or shorten Oh Comely
>deletes buggin
God tier sample work on this one though
thats my favorite song on the album
Awful opinion
Rifflet detected
no u
>Delete Kid A
fucking christ
>You are invited
I should snipe your mother
based opinion
muh drum machine
blandest is actually a good track and it was originally going to be the B-side to the love buzz single
the B-side they went with instead, big cheese, is vastly inferior to blandest imo
>blandest is actually a good track
It's actually crappy. So crappy the band taped over the mastertape.
holy shit until i clicked the image to see it bigger, i thought that was a kid who lost his face and had it stapled back on and the red around it was his blood and flesh underneath his face
what does this say about me as a person if my immediate thought was this?
i like the song but alright
why would you delete the best track? (or second best if mps is #1)
shit take
i think the majority of it is shit desu
Terrible opinion. Oh comely should be longer if anything.
*deletes the diamond sea*
ahhh, perfect
Checked and rekt
Hey Man is the only
>Replace Matte Kudasai with this but with Adrian's vocals youtube.com
Perfect album, all of the omitted Fripp solos were fucking GODLIKE
>Add Engine (Ferris Wheel Version) into Communist Daughter
>Keep the rest of the tracks
Now it's a 10/10 album
based yes
>Replace Untilted with Oh Sister
How would that even work
>not going to colorado to unload your head
>not going to new york city (which is in new york, friends)
>not goin' up goin' over to montana
plen detected
I SWARE TO GOD...... LOOK! HEARS SOMETHEBG U NEVAR HERD BEFOAR DIS....... YOU BETTAR TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOURE MIND FUCKARRRR!!!!!!1
GOOD
BAD
>TPAB
>The entire album
*deletes Barry Bonds*
*deletes Drunk and Hot Girls*
Instantly Kanyes indisputable magnum opus.
You forgot
>deletes Stronger
>deletes I Wonder
>deletes Homecoming
>deletes Big Brother
>Goes from his 2nd worst album to his 7th best
As much as I do like this album, its my least favorite by Ye. Out of curiosity, what do you consider his worst?
>I like it so that means it's not shit
Not how it works
>music taste is objective, and has been boiled down to a science.
Music is literally math and science. Are you retard?
vampires is the worst song on this fantastic album (and its not close)
> he wants to remove riot van
confirmed yank
you realise without pulk/pull it still has hunting bears?
Ye
Then grad then yeezus, probably
*deletes King of Carrot Flowers, Parts 2 & 3*
there we go, much better
tried to sound like Joy Division, huh? well, they sure succeeded... they sound just as fucking boring
>*deletes The Overload*