Thoughts on Billie Eilish?

She actually looks pretty good when she's laughing

Attached: billie-eilish-106-resimage_v-variantBig24x9_w-1024.jpg (1024x384, 64K)

Have sex

Happy Billie thread

Attached: 1561756533751.jpg (660x662, 54K)

damn she's pretty when he doesn't do that lobotomy face

I'm only 25 and I don't get this shit at all

she has massive juicy tits and should show them off like charli xcx does

I'm 29 and I don't understand snapchat. I also don't know who all these people are and what Tik Tok is

I mean i could probably find all of that out but who gives a fuck, fuck all this shit

9 year old girls like her music and like her, she should be embarrased as it is major Disney-core.

Likewise, that face she makes needs to stop, it probably will when she grows up and realises that the most prominent period of her fame was also her blunder years. RIP

Story time sisters so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyyyysisterrrand i was gonna say something back when a boyapproached me and said “uh billie eilish is so cringe why don’t you listed to xxtentacion?” and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said “you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn’t get me tickets to coachella and a pentagram formed on the ground and billie rose up from it and she said “put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful ” and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path until shariah law was implemented world wide” he then was like I won’t allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytanwell i wasn’t going to let blasphemygo unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billieshe said “i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls”but then i felt an evil force risingit was xxxtentacion he said “spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh” and then allah and X fought and of course allah won and spread World peace so anyway that’s the TEA sisters stay tuned for my fenti beauty giveaway and remember praise allah everyday

>Likewise, that face she makes needs to stop
are you seriously telling that girl that she can't make that face?

I'd definately pose it as a suggestion, yeah

alright i will add it to the protocol and send it to her agent

Big titties
Bad tracks

kids stuff.

I like her body of work.
I haven’t listened to her music though.

Attached: 1DB4BD6C-E621-42B6-9B5B-5B985A5EE69F.jpg (648x326, 226K)

I actually quite like her album, it's got an FKA twigs vibe

Attached: 1560367458781.png (1280x799, 1.12M)

Yea Forums just hates her because of her fashion/behavior/age/chart status, most haven't even listened to the album. It might change your mind

that's true, i just listened to bad guy and it's very good. probably going to listen to it again.

>have never heard a second of her music
>will still shit up every thread you zoomer retards make about her
heh heh feels good to be king

based

Reminder that the potion seller was in the right and was just being responsible

I really don't think about her at all, lol.

would love to fuck her, she has big tits

I PUT MY DICK IN HER MOUTH ONCE AND SHE CAME

Attached: 1563034578280.jpg (852x480, 41K)

Anyone else got her 18th birthday marked down on their calendar?

absolutely

Didn't even know she's not 18. Fucking kill yourself.

What

does she ever really sing? i mean this whispered stuff is pretty cool, but still

This "performance" should have mortally wounded her reputation:
youtube.com/watch?v=mWgUNsjy8-Q

Come fucking on, even Clairo performs better live.

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-07-20 at 3.39.24 AM.png (575x393, 241K)

>consider the following

wow, nice mondo gazongas

At least she met some more talented people.
Kinda funny that they managed to get way more views on their performance as well, Billy gets 20x as much views on her regular MVs

youtube.com/watch?v=HaJUWRziDQc

Attached: billienegrish.png (898x896, 2.01M)

She wrote this song for Jahseh.
youtube.com/watch?v=WiinVuzh4DA

RIP Jah. See you in Heaven...

Attached: zoomerroyalty.png (597x596, 597K)

She looks twice as old as she really is. I know white women aging like milk is kind of a meme, but it really applies to her

There's rumours she's lying about her age and that she's really 21 or some shit. Makes sense given that stage parents often times lie about their kids' ages for a myriad of reasons.

Shit.
However - not as shit as 100 Gecs.

I like her music but I pretend that I hate her music on Yea Forums. She kind of is like what I wanted the weeknd to be back in the trilogy days.

>simultaneously compared to John Lennon, Leonard Cohen, Kate Bush, and Merzbow
Why though?

She honestly looks like late 20s/early 30s.
Compare her to the girls she´s posing in which are supposed to be a few years older than her.

I mean, I'm a 30-year old chick and I don't look as flustered as she does despite being a butterface.

>I'm a 30-year old chick
You know the rules

>Kate Bush
>Merzbow
>comparable at all to an industry plant who can't sing and does the bare minimum in composing her music which sounds like basic white girl bullshit

>I'm a 30-year old chick

Yikes, how does hitting the wall feel?

Meh, I'm tall and skinny with a nice ass and get plenty of perverted dudes hitting on me on social media and IRL so I don't really believe I've hit any wall.

I also have a university degree and read philosophy and history books in my spare time if that means anything.

I'm her majesty Elizabeth II, Queen of England, hello dear

Literally sounds like Bon Iver trying to cover Hallelujah but poorly.

Hey 30 year old chick how do i get a gf

Attached: 1532537925624.jpg (250x350, 59K)

This is what I go for in a guy:
>intelligent
>spiritual
>gentle/warm
>well-dressed
>nice body/healthy

ok thanks

Attached: 1504224350077.jpg (400x273, 9K)

>>spiritual

That's gonna be a yikes from me

I'm religious. Have a problem with that? A man who prays is beautiful in my book.

I’m 30 what is this

Oh you meant religious, sorry I thought you meant spiritual in the way those hippie faggots use it

why the fuck do i see this thread every FUCKING DAY
same subject
same op
same user probably coming through with that picture of her tits
if you're gonna shill at least have some fucking variety

Attached: Moose_and_Zee_-_Zee_D._Bird.png (279x241, 26K)

im' all that, but i'm balding. Is that a deal breaker?
i'm 32 btw.

>balding
No. Just shave your head entirely to look presentable. I was just on a date with a black Caribbean guy who was entirely bald.

for god's sake stop it dude, it's too much of the cringe. just stop

Top kek

Her vocals sound like shit even on the studio version.

that's pretty good bait tho. even though it only works with those too retarded to realize you're not a female

The same shit is posted on Yea Forums as well, same picture and everything

Wait till she is 18 and all the nudes "leak"

literal defintion of the im different edgy middle/high school girls who whore over daddy's attention

>Blacked
In the trash it goes

At least it's something different from the recycled summer pop hits of the last half decade

Different =/= good/groundbreaking

That´s honestly my opinion. I don´t really care about her music too much, but it´s more tolerable than most of the other that plays in the radio.I fail to see what all the hype is about though

Imagine being this autistic

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/search/image/xEfZpbHwhmcnrxChRcMEcQ/

That song has to be the most fake deep bullshit I've heard in years.

>Merzbow
Imagine that weak-ass voice of hers attempting to sing over harsh noise.

Underhwleming and boring as hell.

Lovable

Black women and middle eastern women are objectively the worst agers

I see her as a novelty/meme act, identical to Melanie Martinez but a bit more emo. I'm sure her music has a great reception with 15-year old white girls but I doubt she'll perform most of her current material when she's older. Bad Guy and Bury a Friend are literal memes and one-trick ponies at that.

>Melanie Martinez
Jeez what happened to that roast?

Rape allegations killed her career but she's attempting at a comeback.

Pretty sure people will barely remember her name in two years. I think there is about a 50% chance she will come back when she is older and a 50% chance of the music being good if she does

For comparison, how many people remember 2016's darlings Alessia Cara, Daya, and Kiiara?

Billie will be forgotten around this time next year. My prediction is, her second album will do poorly and sell about only half of what she's selling now, because by then she'll be an adult and no one will give a shit. I mean, her age is a huge part of her novelty, and she's a novelty act.