>be me
>a worthless, handholdless, repulsive antisocial NEET
>start caring about grooming, working out and eating right
>girls everywhere suddenly want my cock
>still too socially autistic to do anything about it
>mfw
music for this feel? it’s like living in purgatory, i want to die
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forever young by sid vicious
listen to a bunch of slowcore, it's literally music for people *just* like you.
Purple Mountains - S/T
>be me
>be a "scumbag" aka just non caring about fashion or trendy haircuts, just shitty jeans and black t shirts who shaves head or grows shitty unkempt hair and outdated goatee
>never worked out a day in my life, always skeleton or skinny fat during alcoholic periods
>never be a hearthrob but always have at least a couple cute girls who want me for whatever reason
>get so sick of relationships I actively avoid them and struggle to maintain friend zone with girls because I still like female attention more than male but they catch feelings and want to date
Meh....just have sex and date a few girls, you'll find how overrated it is. Girls don't mind autism if they want to have sex with you, if they've already decided that you can be awkward as you want as long as you're not a fucking creep to the max.
>be me
>eat healthily, exercise, dress well but I’m ugly kind of an asshole and I prefer being on my own to being around most people
>gay guys find me attractive but 0 girls show any interest and I don’t want to date men
Mftf?
Guaranteed you guys have girls liking you because you’re handsome, maybe I should get plastic surgery
>Guaranteed you guys have girls liking you because you’re handsome
Reporting, I would say I have a certain attractiveness but I'm no fucking model, I'm a short guy (5'7) and have multiple flaws like a non great set of chompers and a crooked scarred nose from getting bashed in the face. I guess I have some cute features regardless and being a mutt of certain type I have an "exotic" look about me with dark features and lightly tanned skin, but I'm really not some chad looking guy at all
You guys both said what your problem is, how do you not see that...
>>still too socially autistic to do anything about it
>>I prefer being on my own to being around most people
I'm an introvert as well but I have enough social skills and charm when needed/when I care enough to use them....your guys issues are personality based, not looks based. Learn to not give a fuck about other people but also still learn how to be charming, friendly, and funny. That's really all you need unless you literally are a super model kind of guy in which case you need none of that whatsoever.
just learn how to be a totally different person
ok sounds good!!!!!
I do socialise
I am funny, I am charming, and I’m friendly
I don’t have a problem talking to girls, it’s just that they never show any interest in me
guys and middle aged couples I sleep with, friends and family all tell me they think I’m attractive and charming and I should be able to find a gf but clearly it isn’t true
Maybe I just can’t tell if a girl likes me but how the fuck am I meant to tell?
Bro you’re halfway there, you can overcome the social ineptitude, just like getting in shape. Just keep going you’ll get the hang of it. Keep it up throw yourself out there.
faggot with high school problems
Fair point, but it's still true. You can change who you are as a person, it just takes mental effort not physical effort. Gonna sound cornball but do some "soul searching", change what you need to mentally. Obviously things like mental illness won't go away, but you can totally change how you interact with and talk to people and how you carry yourself.
>I don’t have a problem talking to girls, it’s just that they never show any interest in me
>Maybe I just can’t tell if a girl likes me but how the fuck am I meant to tell?
Well you also said you prefer being on your own...you might be able to talk to girls casually without issue, but do you hang out with them? Ever try to one on one and see where things go? If not you should at least be trying to be friends with girls on a more personal level...not all of them are going to be interested in anything more, but some of them will, don't be afraid to be "just friends" with girls, allow yourself to feel fine with being open with chicks, one eventually is gonna wanna date you, I would assume you're stuck in that "casual conversation only" kind of thing where you never build a relationship with them beyond small talk
> but do you hang out with them? Ever try to one on one and see where things go? If not you should at least be trying to be friends with girls on a more personal level...not all of them are going to be interested in anything more, but some of them will, don't be afraid to be "just friends" with girls, allow yourself to feel fine with being open with chicks
I do hang out with girls I have as man female friends as male friends
My closest friend is a girl, I don’t mind just being friends with girls, I don’t want to date my female friends, i don’t want to date every girl I meet, I’m not that retarded
I’m not some /r9k/ virgin who falls in love with girls if they smile at me
I’m just frustrated because I’ve not met a single girl who i know found me attractive
None have been interested in me since my high school gf who I’m almost certain was using me to raise her self esteem from being depressed
Maybe you come off as "too nice" of a guy, I mean obviously I don't know shit about you so I'm just making assumptions, but that could be the case, even when it comes to nice guys girls still tend to like just a little bit of edge or douchebagness, are you like super friendly guy all the time?
>guys and middle aged couples I sleep with
What?
No i think I’m kind of a prick
Not to the extent that nobody likes me obviously because I have plenty of friends but I’m not concerned about not offending people or anything
I’m more funny or witty than I am friendly I guess, people seem to enjoy my company but it’s because I’m funny not because I’m nice, I think I can be kind of mean, I’m not afraid of criticising people
Im bisexual and for the first 6 months of university I met with guys on dating apps for sex because I wanted to have fun now that I could
But I got bored of that and started looking for a girl to have a relationship with
(I like girls more than guys and I don’t date men)
But I couldn’t find any that liked me, I tried meeting with guys again to boost my self esteem and a guy in his thirties I met with suggested I use a swingers site to help me with my confidence with girls
I got approached by some middle aged couples on there for sex and I thought it could be fun
It’s fun and the guys mainly just want to watch me fuck their wives but it feels hollow and I know the only way to make myself feel fulfilled emotionally and sexually is a relationship
Ahhh, maybe that's the problem pal. Maybe you haven't found the right balance of douche and nice. You seem to think you're ugly on some level and you may be, so maybe girls are turned off by your cockiness that they see as unwarranted. You need to add some points to your nice scale perhaps, be a bit more humble or self deprecating in your humor to balance things out and give the impression that you're not just a dick, which they might not realize.
Maybe you’re right
I might not try self deprecating more because I already use self deprecating humour when it’s appropriate
But I’ll try being a bit nicer
try to keep it music related. read the rules if youre new to the website.
>be me
>faggot talking about my personal life on Yea Forums
>constantly approval seeking
>wonder why I don’t get laid
You should try heroin or just kill yourself
jesus Christ why are you complaining you degenerate
Do you happen to fall somewhere between narcissisism and high functioning aspergers?