"What's your favorite album, user."

Dir en Grey - Withering to Death
Wanna go back to my room and play some Saints Row 2?

The new nigger mumble mixtape.... d-definitely not any 80's post punk from england haha..

Sing To God by Cardiacs haha it’s mental haha

Just wait till she inevitably cheats on you and you contemplate suicide for the better part of a year

Is there something you want to talk about, user?

have sex

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What up girl? Okay I hate giving women attention so I'm gonna go with John prides first album. Oh you don't like country? Good get the fuck away from me then because I love country.

Please don't, it hurts.

I'm so lonely.

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I was too user. You just have to put yourself out there, step out of your comfort zone, and be fun. Literally thats all girls want, is to have fun

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I did. Biggest mistake of my life

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Iceage - You're Nothing
Danny Brown - XXX
Idles - Brutalism

Odelay - Beck

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is that a dissassembled m16 poster on her wall? get a /k/ user in here, i am /nogunz/

best in thread

It's just rough because I've gotten there in the past, and I remember what it was like.

I'll get there again, I know it!

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yes you will user! I believe in you! get that art hoe gf!

Based and troubled artist puss smasher pilled

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this is how to smash poon anons
take notes

joyce manor - s/t

Headless Children - WASP

Nah your biggest mistake was trying to make an art hoe into an art housewife ayyyy

Could you not post my wife in these retarded "art hoe" threads? Thanks.

shut up, art hoe lover

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Radiohead and Bowie ratings are retarded but the rest of that is fucking based and factual. You know it to be true.

gottem

What's with Yea Forums and fetishizing these super childish and mostly NPC-like "I'm not like everyone else"-types of girls? Some of the most annoying cunts I've known have been art hoes at some point. It's a phase that not so bright girls go through in their teens. If it carries on into their 20s, that's a fucking mental disorder.

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yes it is

the fuck is this?! a tripfag saying something so based. good on you

Sometimes I feel like if I were male, I'd become an incel, to be completely honest

>using /pol/ buzzwords in an argument
cringe.
sorry you’re not pretty enough to pull off the art hoe look

based

Based take. Their 2nd album is criminally underrated

Sorry for Party Rocking

If "fetishize" and "mental disorder" sound like buzzwords to you, then I'm REALLY sorry for you.
Though the second part of your post is actually true, I'll give you that

also totally unrelated to any of the stuff I've said, here's my favorite album.

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Listen up nephews. If anyone be knowin bout these hoes it's tripsfags on Yea Forums

>tfw no soft submissive white art hoe gf
life as a normie azn is suffering

I can't pick one

King Crimson - Red
Faith No More - Angel Dust
ISIS - Panopticon
Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley
NIN - The Fragile
Oceansize - Effloresce
Russian Circles - Geneva
Ween - White Pepper

Your favorite album, now please sit on my face

Do mentally stable art hoes exist?

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>The most mainstream "favorite" Smiths album
Cringe but if you want an arthoe gf absolutely based

oh my god that looks so much like this girl im still not over, stop it Yea Forums

not.... really?

If they do, they give up, stop doing art and being cute, get fat, have some kids and start competing with their neighbors about who has the nicer baby carriage for jogging and whos fence is prettier / more socially accepted.

The good ones get addicted to heroin

cringe
based

Can you PLEASE explain why exactly do you find these pretentious thots attractive? I'm genuinely curious

Absolutely this. They are good for sex and nothing else. If you date a girl you know is fucking retarded because she’s pretty let me tell you... it’s not worth it. Only date intelligent women - no exceptions!

I like the alternative look, colored hair, piercings etc, makes my balls happy.

I dont want to date one (not for keeps anyway) because they're usually sjw's, or feminists who think they need to 'even the score' or they're just emotionally unstable in general.

So it's just the attractiveness? None of that borderline psycho "I want to take care of a mentally challenged person so I could control them" shit?

projecting enough? lmao

Yes, I'd leave my bf in a heartbeat for someone that can't take care of themselves just so I could be in FULL control. I'm a psychopath and a real friggin threat to the society. You can quote me on that one

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holy fucking BASED

The Downward Spiral by Nine inch Nails. The patricians answer.

Strangeways, here we come is more based than this imo.

>soft
fat

Choirs of the Eye

Wow, great ratings actually. Who is this?

based

cringe

khaled - sahra

you're a shit psychopath then baka

>intelligent women
lmao

Luv/sic - nujabes ft. Shing02

these anons know what they are doing

3rd worst beck album

aveh xse

aveh xse

Transformers soundtrack

don't be scared by daniel johnston.
anyway, i better be going now.

It's because if your on Yea Forums, there's a good chance you didn't have a girlfriend before college. The people who didn't get a girlfriend in those developmental years yearn for what they missed out on, and that is immature, mentally unstable girls, i.e. all art hoes

Hemispheres by Rush, anyway gotta go make that Jewish money, holla at ya boi.

>Close To The Edge - two stars
>V:D:C - three stars
>Hossianna Mantra - four stars
>Deathconciousness - three stars
>Since I Left You - ONE STAR
shitty fucking taste, you beta orbiters love her because she rates Yea Forumscore albums low, fucking pathetic, she's not even that cute, she looks fucking disgusting and mentally ill and smelly, a pretentious smelly whore

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>no album with 5 stars
What a nigger. Smelly smelly nigger.

>be fun
I lost

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not even a tripfag retard

THANK YOU!

Why do I hate women so much bros

>tfw no arthoe gf to make silly videos with
>tfw no 2:30 arthoe brapper
lads...I can't take it much longer
youtu.be/8h9BUgf24Ck

looks like a tranny

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tits or gtfo

>pic related
Also anything by Denzel curry

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>have sex

i don't listen to music
i just come here to shitpost

Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

it is the best smiths album so it's ok

>Me? Why it is Orgasm by Cromagnon... It's probably too obscure for your shallow so called "indie and alt" taste. Heh, you look upset? Well, femoid, no need to be upset just because a superior male specimen such as myself has just owned you.

Ah yes, this is the one. My gr (of 9 years) who is pretty ARTSY loved kayo/motw. We got together when we were teens and now she is 25, and doing alot better than me and takes care of my crazy ass. It's lovely.

My gf loves bagpipes and I found Caledonia from that album on her laptop. Made my dick cry a tear of joy (she also only had toth i scribe and no other songs from the album.. what does it mean?)

based

Are you 16? You sound 16

If she dont have ritual feast of the libido jusy get ridda her

Trick question. A girl like that would literally never ask what your "favorite album" was.

Ah fuck, this is really gonna break our hearts, but I gotta listen to an user y'know. This is really sad for me. Calling her now to breakup.

>Faust rated highly

easiest tell that someone has no taste. the rest of it is acceptable though.

I can't even think of one. I like too many albums.

I only listen to songs on youtube

Fucking pity party in here, just stop thinking about that shit. Having a girl isn't going to make you whole, and wallowing in it day after day just makes a mountain out of a molehill.

Good answer

truth

Vuco Megamix

I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss
DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a
THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or
"this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs.
I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose.
I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and
arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool'
in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

hev you ever considered this tho

Try a woman next time.

had me only at the first three lines

No post that uses "NPC" to describe people has anything of worth in it.

>meme arrows and quotation marks

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>No post that uses "NPC" to describe people has anything of worth in it.

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and that is the quality content I am here for

Well, at least you're honest with yourself when you make up filenames.

I love art hoes!
youtu.be/NIgqyvmitB0

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heh i like loveless and american football, they're pretty obscure you probably haven't heard of them

Fantastic album. I like the movie version of Tommy best, myself.

For Me It's:
Quadrophenia Album > Tommy Album
Tommy Live Performances > Quadrophenia Live Performances
Quadrophenia Move > Tommy Movie

The sountrack of my nuts slappin your chin.

You are a funny guy.

Yeah I like boombap too.

>genre: soundcloud production
>track length: 1:30

same
we have sex everyday

Why do they all have such bad fucking breath? You can tell who's never actually met one of these cockroaches by how attractive they find them.

Get this daddy issues ass step dad finger banged ass Alice Glass wannabe lookin ass Xanax gobblin ass bipolar ass "choke me uwu" moanin ass Starbucks barista lookin ass Arctic Monkeys bandwagon listenin ass Doc Marten wearin ass light menthol smokin ass art school droppin out ass tumblr browsin ass anorexic ass mascara wingin ass tiny ass thigh cuts havin ass Bernie Sanders supportin but not votin ass manbun lovin ass septum piercing havin ass Skins watchin ass lace wearin ass dye my hair every week so someone pays attention to me ass cryin after her hymen broke ass wishin she was a qt azn ass adidas not Nike lovin ass Fifty Shades of Grey lovin but vanilla and motionless in bed no head givin ass my older brother's kinda hot ass choker wearin ass won't do anal ass flat ass havin ass my mom hates me ass can't cook ass FKA Twigs listenin ass wish I had sullen cheekbones ass tooth gap havin ass I'm a pretty pink princess thinkin ass rape fantasy havin ass couldn't get on the cheer squad ass iced coffee sippin black coffee is gross ass Ryan Gosling is hot but I've never seen The Believer, Drive, or Only God Forgives ass I'm a good girl never been to church ass I had 4 wine coolers blacked out and got raped at a party I need feminism now ass only seen the 90s Lolita never seen the original Kubrick one or read the book ass former scene girl ass wish I was a secretary so I could fuck my boss and maybe get a raise fantasizin ass THOT outta here.

yeah

nope, they probably all have BPD.

this is the epitome of an art hoe.

>women
>intelligent

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they smell like shit in general. must be the sulfur inside

are art hoes just scene girls for zoomers?
t. wanted a scene girl gf in high school

yes except instead of bullshit like bring me the horizon or whatever they instead like talking heads and mac demarco and good music like that

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You guys understand she won't be an art hoe forever, right? Women peak very early in life, usually no later than 21, and after that it is a long road to the bottom. Art hoes have it the worst of all, because they relied on makeup and an >uwu cuddle me< gimmick to maximize the visibility they get from men.

In the unfortunate event you decided to wife one, you'll notice the mistake you've made when her phase is officially over. She'll lose the looks, but keep the politics. You'll experience what older men know as wife envy, where your co-worker's wife is a fit blonde with a good career, and yours is an aging frizzy-haired bipolar brunette who works evenings as a gas station clerk after her Etsy art career went nowhere.

Look nigga I'm not in the marriage business I just want to get my dick wet and these girls are the most fun ones because you can put on Twin Peaks or TVU&N and have sex with them while taking bong rips.

Based

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Actually true, I know a cool art hoe who is a huge mcr fan. Currently girl I'm pursuing, wish me luck there aint many cool people in this backwater town. Her name is Emily funnily enough, like that demo track by the aforementioned band

Melanie Martinez - Cry Baby

Fuck off.

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words cannot express how badly i want to pound the fuck the shit out of this girl

Personal favorite (pic related)

Good Shit, I also like Soft Machine Vol 1 & 2 as well. Soft Machine kind turned into generic jazz rock after their 4th album though.

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Based

Fuck that retard, I'm not a fucking clown and you dont have to entertain women to get a girlfriend. "You have to be a dancing monkey for girls" eat shit

God user stop sexualizing megan!

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Stop trying to steal my unique taste in music

This

Holy fuck, this much more.
These bitches are a dime a dozen. They're shallow as a plate and only in it for the aesthetic.
Typical bullshit:
>"I'm attracted to people for who they are on the inside."
>Music taste copied from her high school crush
>TerryPratchett.bookshelf
>intentionally unattractive haircut, dyed to death; has a bull ring or wants one
>red doc martens with a yellow tag (not even knowing a thing about the historical context of that brand)
>PC but only for virtue signalling; will cross the street to avoid black people; would never date a disabled person
>makes her own jewelry and/or clothes without any soul or originality
If you're thirsty for a B- student of life like this, go to Berkeley, CA.
There are people who flock there for the culture and a lot of people who linger after graduating from the university who are exactly like this.
You're welcome in advance.

And btw if you want an album tailored to impress one of these cookie-cutter people, you don't name an album they already know. That won't interest them. Name some romantic shoegazy stuff without lyrics to cringe over. When they listen to it they'll think you're deep.
If you don't know what else to say, choose The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place by Explosions in the Sky.

>If it carries on into their 20s, that's a fucking mental disorder
This is very accurate from my experience. If they don't grow out of it by their late teens it probably indicates they have mental issues. All the art hoes I've known are incredibly emotionally volatile and insecure. I known three who have tried to kill themselves at least once. Every single one of them drinks excessively, including my sister. My sister, who is 23, is a borderline art hoe and is not mentally healthy. She has bulimia, depression, and probably BPD. Don't romanticize art hoe gfs. Get yourself a girl who is mentally stable and can carry her own weight.

>ItCOTKC 4/5
>But Close to the Edge 2/5
What the fuck its wrong with this person

>t.actual art hoe
Nice projection

Why do you fucks only post art hoes. It's not a good look and the majority of them are ugly too with a few exceptions

The only true answer

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Every one of those albums is at least 4 stars. This idiot just doesn't like music.

>Woman (art hoe)
>Doesn't like music
Checks out

art hoes aren't women

the scenario where you get one of these girls and fuck the shit out of them and all their pretentious snobbery just shatters with each thrust and then their pussy falls in love with you and you tell them to fuck off and they turn into absolute sluts and they throw away all dignity and become really clingy and basically just your cum dump and they let you walk all over them. lol

>emperor tomato ketchup
absolutely based. Cybele's Reverie and Metronomic Underground are 10/10 songs

HOW is this bullshit thread STILL going???

’Twas irony!

Dp or gtfo

Agreed

Sorry to hear that

I only said that for a lack of a better word
I don’t think it’s very fair to completely discredit someone because of just one single abbreviation they used somewhere

Ya got me

Scary world we live in

is this it - the strokes

Where do I go to meet art hoes

You know how there’s dumb ducking cunts who form fandoms around he idea of fucking and dating schoolshooters and serial killers? They talk about how cute they WERE (because most of them either got killed or killed themselves) and shit. People who are fucked themselves, tend to gravitate towards fucked people, so I think it’s pretty safe to assume that people who are genuinely attracted to art hoes, share similar traits with them.

(sandy) Alex G - Rocket (or whatever album take your pick)

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Yeah I dated an art hoe once
Cheated on me with one of my friends
Told everyone that I was threatening suicide if she left me, which is why she cheated on me

Yeah so don’t ever do that, go find weird gamer girls, their music taste is boring as hell but you’ll be treated with some semblance of kindness

>mfw this is my gf

She's gotten better since we started dating though

go back to tumblr or whatever other cesspool you crawled out of, please

save hex

JeowiwehehPROJECTINGjrjejwwh

great post, saved

Interesting take

Its not even an album. Strangeways here we come and Meat is Murder are the best Smiths albums. They are all great though

"Time Out by The Dave Brubeck Quartet"

(I would just be honest because I know that I'm so pathetic I know that answering with a 'cooler' album will not alter the trajectory of my life towards a lonely death at 47 in a smelly cum-stained bed)

art hoe posting isnt funny. fuck off.

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extremely underrated and based post, entry level post rock gets art hoe pussy like no other

Who is this Egyptian mommy?

Based

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I Will cum in your mouth-You fucking whore

underrated megadeth

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Her Instagram @ is girlbimbo if it hasn't been mentioned already

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