Tfw started to create parodies of popular songs but make them about gay sex because of the boys

>tfw started to create parodies of popular songs but make them about gay sex because of the boys
I did it before I knew them but now I do it too frequently

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i fucked nick

>tfw she's single now

How do I make her my gf??

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why would you want that?

I unironically used to do this religiously in the eighth grade

take her to the diamond store

Beautiful catholic girl

what are your greatest hits?

>I knew them
cringe

swear to spend the rest of your life fighting to abolish the military industrial complex then do absolutely nothing

sucked a guy
in the park
think it was the fourth of july

The Cum Town fanbase has become so gay now that its popular.

you're not as funny as Nick, please stop

that's true but I'm actually better at writing gay sex song parodies than the cumboys, their texts are usually very basic and have a different rythm than the original

shes not attractive tho

TRAMPS LIKE US, WE WERE BORN TO BONE!

>not born to cum

literally begging for an apartment on her subreddit right now. absolute F-level human being.

Fellas, she's absolutely vulnerable right now and needs a man's help.

Wish me luck. I'm going in.

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literally winced at this post

Imagine unironically spending your free time as a grown adult listening to a podcast called “Cumtown”

She's literally a fucking trust fun kid
her parents are rich.
some beta will do it tho watch

wait what?
how?
when?

>e-celeb thread
cringe

Just started listening to this. It's really bad and I don't understand how they have a fanbase but I'm currently like 30 episodes in and can't stop.

It's like if the blue boards on Yea Forums hosted a podcast and it's dumb as shit but still pretty entertaining.