Ayo, user. Spit a verse real quick

Ayo, user. Spit a verse real quick

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nggs ffy blcky sck my dcky
dcky bg bggr thn a stcky

My first name is a random set of numbers and letters and other alphanumerics that changes hourly forever

THAT

Told niggas to keep it carmello, okay
Rode past Dave and told him hello and hey

Rap is crap.

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Find me in the club bottle full of bub i'm into sex ain't into making love find me in the club bottle full of bub i'm into sex ain't into making love

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

I am 47% nigga

I want to rob stores but I don’t have the balls

Instead I call 911 and make prank phonecalls

My dad didn’t leave me but I kinda wish he did

He beats me with a pan and says
>I wish you weren’t my kid

I don’t have yeezys but I still rep Nike

Better step back or I’m finna steal your bikey

I fucked a ninja turtle

Now my friends call me Mikey

If you gotta problem with me your ass best take a hikey

Word.

You can find me in the tub, bottle full of cum

>I'm a mallwhore, and my Prada’s look like Tom Fords
>Black leather... gloves on, they hardcore
>Actually, bro, excuse me... you got these in silver? Yeah, yeah
>No, like... shit

Yeah
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

niggas talk shit get hit
fucking glock in the block
fire spittin` niggas drillin`
cheap thrillin` white niggas ballin`
summer nights in California hours

Based

I came in it half-dead and half-alive
Like what the fuck happened last night?
I turned on the light and there's 5 knives jammed in side, I can't remember how to drive somebody drank my five alive and I got 3 more wives today than a I did yesterday.
What the fuck happened?
All I remember were some cheeks I was clapping, something about wuss hapnin and an uppity bitch named madeline who said she was dabbling in witch craft. She told me join the draft, I thought this bitch must be daft so I threw my head back and laughed, before my calf split and half and I'm on the floor writhing in pain. I must have had 16 different drugs in my brain, cause there's a jizz stain on the ceiling and a bruce wayne look asleep on my couch. I straighten up the slouch and tried to figure out who's house I'm in. Half-awake and still the realest ever been, they don't wanna see me win, I'm sipping juice and gin and the start to the fin.

*from the start to fin

LEAN IN MY CUP
I DON'T FUCK WITH COPS
SMOKING ON SOME CROPS
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK
OOH
I TOOK YA BITCH TO M CRIB (GANG)
SHE GO ALL ON MY DICK (ESKEEERIT)
SHE SLOBBER SHE LOVING IT
SHE CALLED HER FRIENDS UP, AND YOUR MAMA, BITCH (GRRRRA)
YA I KILL A NIGGA (TERMINATOR)
I EAT THAT PUSSY (ALLIGATOR)
MY DICK BE BIG LIKE A LIGHSTABOUR
PULL IN AUDI, ROB YOU AND YA NEIGHBOUR
BITCH

kant was a cunt
hegel was the g
life is meaningless
but I don fuck wit scientology

forget Yea Forums it's the home of the 12
catch me on the 8ch, yeah i rebelled
i'm only here because i'm in between classes
ivy league, i use words that need dashes
you thought you were fire but now you're just ashes
in real life i'm actually famous
even in your own family you're nameless
you're brainless, don't know what the game is
i got game like red dead redemption
yesterday me and the homies were out fencing
you don't even know what that is
just like how my windows is lattice
how my girl is the baddest, everything fattest
you still post your facebook status
it's the saddest

That's based bro

Jannies in this place
Punch em in the face
They does it for free
Try to ban me
Busy shitposting eatin' ham sammies
Dabbing on a jew
You know this rap ain't through
Boutta take a poo
Neet life real coo
Don't take me for no foo
Jannie mad make him seethe
On Yea Forums posting speed
Thread 404 cant catch me
Now I'm dipping out got some tendies to eat

Posting sneed*

IM FUCKIN ZOOTED OUT MY MIND, I FEEL LIKE I CANNOT DIE
FEELIN IT LIKE MC RIDE, FUCKED UP LIKE THALIDOMIDE
ALL THESE DRUGS THAT I HAVE TRIED, COKE AND XANS MY BRAIN IS FRIED
SPEED IT UP LIKE PRINCESS DI, SLOW IT DOWN LIKE APPLEWHITE
SHAWTY WANNA FUCK BE SHE DONT KNOW IM SUICIDAL
FUCK NIGGAS MY LITTLE LAMBS, THEY GO WHEREVER I GO
IM NOT FEELIN GOOD RIGHT NOW, I THINK I MIGHT GO PSYCHO
PUT ME 6 FEET UNDERGROUND LIKE WHAT THEY DID TO MICHAEL
SMASHIN THOTTIES, SAKURAI, MEIJI ERA SAMURAI
AFRICAN AS APARTHEID, WHITE AS SWEET POTATO PIE
GIRLS ATTEMPTIN SUICIDE, THE TYPE OF GIRLS THAT user LIKE
ILL SHOW YOU FINER THINGS IN LIFE, JUST HELP ME SLIT MY WRISTS TONIGHT

yo, im faded

checking my albums to see what pitchfork rated

aint born in no wrong generation, your shits dated

take a look at my chart chief, get educated

i be spitting mad trips, yall fucks be baited

posting pepe memes, but pic not related

my taste in music so good, my dick get elated

word

gay as fuck

YOOOoooo

I spot grime like Kappy, brat girls with chaffed knees

fat cats laughing til cheshire grins kiss plastic backing

axes handy, vexed and randy, whos skull ima fuck when the blood stops splashing?

fuck yall aspies, ur asses prolapsed you fags - seethe!

fuck your families your cats and ur charts, rolled up till they cant - breathe!

lung dad your twat homies, slugs bang and not slowly

pop 3 in the dome of the glowing fag flirting with death and not knowing

rearrange your-frame - then adrenochrome en-gaged...

rage fuck your moms gapes like an ace till I can cupcake mukbang dat ass for cash - in spades

bop! bop! not playing, if its personal, I'm flaying

its real, on the daily I roast you bluepill shill faggots worse than elites do with babies

splaaaasshhhhh faggots!
the Yea Forums Anomoly album coming soon!

You ain't shit bitch.
Suck my dick bitch.
Got the nightstick.
Say good night bitch.
Rob you for your cash.
Rape you in the ass.
You hole tight as fuck.
I'm about to cum.

*squirt*

Rollin through my hood and I just parked my car
Nigga come up on me ask me if I want some tar
Shit I'm like "damn fool y'know that I'm depressed"
I trade you with some xan pills that I just pressed

Cruising with some white folks, they wanna get tats
Tell me put a leaf on the side of his ass
Break out my gun, and I pull down his pants
But instead I drew a dick going inside his crack

Lucid tentacles test and sleeved and joined
And jointed, jade pointed diamond back patterns
Neon meate dream of a octafish
Artifact on rose petals
And flesh petals in pots
Fact and feast, in tubes, tubs, bulbs
In jest, incest, in jest, in just, in feast, incest
And specks, and spreckled, spreckled
Speck-led speculation
Fedlocks waddlin' feast
Archaic faces frenzy
Ceramic fists, artificial deceased
In cysts, rancid buds burst
Dank drum and dung dust
Meate rose and hairs
Meaty meate rose and hairs
Meaty dream wet meat
Limp damp rows
Peeled and felt fields and belts
Impaled on in daemon
Mucus mules
Twat trot
Tra-la tra-la, tra-la tra-la tra-la
Whale bone fields 'n' belts
Whale bone farmhouse
Cavorts girdled in letters alight
Cavorts girdled in letters alight
A dipped amidst
Squirmin' serum in semen
In syrup in semen, in serum
Stirrupped in syrup
Neon meate dream of a octafish

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fuck niggers
fuck kikes
fuck roasties
fuck jannies
shitting on all these muthafuckin' trannies
newfags fuck off
and redditcucks suck my dick
go back to pleddit you muthafuckin' spic

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gaaaaaay

He's in love with who I am
Back in high school I used to fuck hard on my man
Now I hit the gay bar with vaseline all in my hands

i cant wait till the summer ends...

i didn't have kids just to have a chick on the matress
except for the chick that i smashed when she had your ass
dick in a blast, just aftermath
wasn't in her ass 'cause you wouldn't be here
and it wouldn't be fair, but look in the air
pretty matures, mufasa, simba
but you've got to remember, don't look in the other direction
nothing but darkness, i am the sun, you're the son of the target
son of a gun with a gun, in the target; the sun
don't let them niggas blast it
as a matter of fact, you have it
now you're the target and now i gotta black.. shit
for shit's sake, big earthquake
your birth was great, wish i was there
it's different here

Nice

dude no one cares about reddit. reddit doesnt even care about Yea Forums.

A dick sucked a day
Is a sick price to pay
Got cucked yesterday
Lick ice like gay frogs
I'm nice like Ray Charles
Think twice bout rice balls
Enticed to go bald
I'm cummin on everyone
I'm running on every son, woman, mother and child.

spoons spoons macaroons
clickety clack spoons are wack

die frogposter
also based

yo lickidy split I go all out and spit
for my Yea Forums negroes and neck beard bros
better listen to my story cause here it goes
strated lurkin in 13' when i was still a virgin
like Hecker shitposting magic memes like Merlin
i don't know why i still browse this shit board
but this nigga gets depressed, i'm still so bored
i cant wait till brian wilson dies
the shitstorm will surely make my sides
leave the orbit of the earth
i'll laugh so hard it hurts
i don't know how to rhyme but i still got time
have you even heard Iowa by slipknot?
it gets posted every day and i must say
you say you have but i really think not
give yourself some time and listen to that gem
i don't spit bars, nigga, i spit pure phlegm

The fuck is with so many white people thinking rap is just rhyming couplets?