How high does Yea Forums wear their guitar strap? For me, I have to have it very high. On my nipples...

Imagine being this wrong. I bet you don't even play guitar fag. Too high says that you actually want to play the fucking instrument, if it's over the dick it says "i somewhat want to connect to a punk aesthetic but I don't know how to play with the strap that low so I'll halfheartedly cover my dick in a limp-wristed attempt to appeal to all crowds." Fuck no. If you're gonna wear it, wear it properly - high. Unless you want to wear it low, in which case that's totally fine but fucking commit to that shit... it better be around your fucking ankles.

high nigga. Anyone that chooses the casual position over the classical position is literally just that. A filthy fucking casual and they deserve all the fucking tendinitis and nerve damage they get from holding it like a faggot. Casual position has literally no advantage over classical in regards to technique, ease of access across the neck and most of all picking. Every faggot i have ever met that was having trouble with picking became much better once I told them to start holding it in the classical position.
>oh but user it doesnt look as cool
How cool are you going to look when some dude holding it properly is playing in the band before or after yours and is absolutely racing across the strings, fluidly and gracefully making stretches across the frets that a king-sized faggot like yourself could only ever hope to do with your hipster poses?

based

I dont even need to hear you to know you suck. Do yourself a favor and either start holding it properly OR rip your dick off and start using it as a guitar pick (the later option is likely to make your playing neither better or worse on account of how shit you already are).

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lmao is that the band that does the "at least im not gay" parody of that A-ha song?

how is he using the bass drum though? how does some poor bastard like him wipe his ass? With his foot? lmao

These guys?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=AckxOWz868k

Post nipples

Wearing it high makes you look like your mum still makes you lunch packs, but it’s the best playability. Plus gillz might as well know ahead of time this boi will need lunch packs

one day when im a famous cunt with groupies tryin to suck my dick and stuff im gonna make them bitches fix my lunches and shit. my poor old mum wont live forever y'know.

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I wear my guitar like a fanny pack

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i wear mine like a fucking necklace u silly niggly wiggly. assume the (classical) position u gunna get fugged boi

if I'm playing sitting down and then stand up my guitar doesn't really move. the bottom of it is like right above my dingus. It's super comfy. I used to play with mid guitar over my dick. that's still alright but I don't really do it anymore.

Holy autism

what dude?

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Albini is such an autist lmao

look at there fucking wrists
>them bulging veins
poor niggas are gonna get fugged up wrists in no time flat

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If your guitar is covering your dick, you probably didn't have much of one to begin with.

The length exactly correlates to how punk your sound is:

>Touching the foot bones, you're in the Ramones
>All the way up top, you're twinkle pop

i have it high up enough it doesnt look weird and is easy to play

i wear my guitar stupidly high and it's comfy as fuck

>Imagine being this wrong

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I wear it high, I find it difficult to angle my wrist properly for barre chords otherwise.

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High is the only way to go.

Best advice I've ever seen on Yea Forums

lmao he actually said on JRE that he's got all kinds of back problems from playing like that
but as long as it looks cool.. :^)

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>imblying

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john's guitar moves are fucking godlike. That thing looks like a rifle

>your mum still makes you lunch packs,
Nothing wrong with this.

i gues thats why its a little higher nowdays

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That EGC Plexi SG is my fucking dream guitar.

He said that on Guitar Moves

He's wrong though, it needs to cover your dick so it looks like the guitar IS your dick and women picture you stroking a massive hog.

aw yeah

same here man. actually makes me upset i'll probably never own one

This is how I know you aren’t in it for the music.

Acryllic p90 SG, Based

Spoken like a guy whose dick doesn't reach his chest

howe does he do it?

badass